The spell had finally been cast, at least according to Robin it was an actual spell. She had given him a book on how to summon demons. The demon he was summoning was the best swordsman of all creatures, Mihawk. Zoro prepared his sword, and to his surprise the ground started to glow a beautiful ocean blue, and suddenly before him was standing a blond haired man.

Wait, what?

"Oi, are you Mihawk?" If he was the demon swordsman he looked nothing like his picture.

The blond glared, "No, dipshit. Did you actually summon me by accident?" A smirk upturned on his lips, "Are you an idiot?"

"Fuck you!" Zoro snarled in frustration.

"Oh, so you did sumon me on purpose. Sorry though, I'm not really into men." The man, no demon, materialized a cigarette from thin air and took a long drag allowing it to drift into the air.

"What? No! What the hell, they have the wrong spell in the stupid book!"

"This one?" The blond demon pointed to the still open spell book on the ground. Without waiting for an answer he picked it up and grumbled in irritation. He then flipped the open page to Zoro and pointed to the page with his picture and the spell beneath it. "This is obviously the spell to summon me." He pointed to the page next to his, "This one belongs to Mihawk."

Zoro's face twisted up in confusion, "That's confusing."

The demon's jaw actually dropped for a moment, somehow not dropping his cigarette, before he face-palmed. "How the hell is that confusing? They are on two separate pages!"

Zoro huffed, "Well can you just go back and tell Mihawk to come here instead."

The demon grit his teeth down on the filter of his cigarette. "I can not do that. Just tell me what you want me to do, so we can make our deal and I can go back."

"I don't want anything from you. I don't even know if you specialize in anything!" Zoro threw his hands up in frustration.

At this the demon sauntered over with swaying hips, he grabbed the scruff of Zoro's shirt and pulled him in close. "I'm a succubus~" the demon's other hand slid sensually down Zoro's chest before one of his long fingers ran along the seam of Zoro's pants. "A very skilled one~" The demon was suddenly walking away taking another drag of his cigarette, "Only for women though."

"I didn't know demons had a preference."

The demon glared at him over his shoulder, "I didn't expect you to know, moron."

Zoro picked up the discarded book and looked back at the spell, "Sanji? Is that your name?"

The demon spun on his heel facing him again, "No asshole, they just put that where my name is supposed to be for shits and giggles."

Zoro gripped the book tighter in his hand, "Is having stupid looking curly eyebrows a sign of a succubus. Seems like much more of a turn off."

"Is having green hair the sign of being dumber than a rock?" Sanji snapped back.

Zoro didn't want to deal with this, "Okay, what do I have to do to get rid of you?"

This new question seemed to cheer Sanji up, who clapped his hands together happily, "Now we're talking! I eat sexual energy, so you tell me a lady you want me to feed off of until both of us get what we both want. Once our deal is met successfully, I can leave."

That didn't sit right with the green haired swordsman, "What do you mean until we are both satisfied?"

Sanji groaned, "Okay, how about an example? Let's say you're mad at your ex for cheating on you, right? I can increase her sex drive, give her intrusive sexual thoughts about you constantly, have her wake up in sweat as she's about to orgasm in a dream about you. I can make masterbation do nothing for her, no one else could be able to sate her but you, drive her crazy. She will eventually throw herself at you, yes? You can get the best revenge, she will be begging for you groveling. You would get sweet revenge and I would get an amazing meal. It's a win for both of us."

Zoro shakes his head, "That's disgusting. I wouldn't ever do that."

Sanji intakes some smoke and blows it out on Zoro's face, "If you want me to go away, you have to."

"Then I guess you're not going anywhere eyebrows."

A smirk makes its way on the demon's handsome face, "If you don't give me something to eat, I'll make your life hell."

"I'm not scared of some succubus. I don't even really have a sex drive, so unless you just disappear, you'll starve."

The demon pauses for a moment before he looks absolutely furious, "I'll make you suffer like no other you insignificant human! I'm not going to let anyone ever make me go hungry again! If I have to, I'll eat off of you, and such you dry, you price of shit!" The demon was pretty much snarling at him.

"I thought you didn't eat off of men?" Zoro challenged.

"There are lots of different ways to eat, just like there are many different ways to kiss. Let me make this clear though, I can't go anywhere without completing a contract with you first. If I could I would, moss head."

The swordsman groaned, "Fine, if you can then do your worst."

"Oh, believe me, I will."

Zoro turned his attention back to the spell book, "Now to summon Mihawk…"

Something hard and foot shaped slammed into the back of Zoro's head. Sanji tsked, "You can only have one demon summoned at a time, Marimo."

"Screw this" Zoro rubbed the back of his head where he had just been kicked, "Robin will know what to do."

Sanji laughed, Zoro suddenly felt a hot breath in his ear that made a shiver go down his spine, "This will be fun~" an open mouthed kiss was placed behind his ear and his senses were overpowered by the smell of spices and the sea.