Hey, folks. I have a unique story inspired after watching my favorite episode of Justice League Unlimited called "This Little Piggy". It's going to be a two-shot story starring Jessica and Roger. Anyway, WFRR belongs to Disney not me. Let's get it.
One day in the Rabbits' household, Roger was gone for the day to do cartoons for Disney. Meanwhile, Jessica was working from home on her computer doing a fashion design for her new clothing line. She knew how hard Roger works as a cartoon star even in today's workload and to make it more crazy, Capcom's doing computer scans of Disney characters for their Power Stone like fighting game involving them. Jessica did hers yesterday and Roger plus plenty others made the cut. Her train of thought was stopped when a doorbell rang. She got up and raised an eyebrow wondering who it was.
"Coming!", Jessica said before grabbing a Blaster from Star Fox just in case someone tries to break in. She went to the door to open it and quickly placed the blaster on the holster seeing her friend Lena Hyena.
"Jessie, I'm glad you answered. How you been?", the odd ginger asked as Jessica smiled at the hug given to her. They parted as they went inside with Jessica shutting the door. Lena and Jessica went into the living room as the former places down the mysterious box. The girls sat on the couch before Lena grinned.
"So, Jessie. How's the fashion line going along?", Lena asked as Jessica shrugged.
"Okay. I was finishing up on the images before I send them to potential companies willing to use my line. I'll let you see some of my samples.", the ginger smiled taking Lena to her laptop where they pulled up the designs to summer wear, dresses and lingerie. They each click on one impressed by each design.
"Wow. This is pretty good. I bet you'll knock their socks off with these designs.", Lena complimented. Jessica nodded her head in agreement at her friend's honesty.
"Thanks, Lena. I definitely enjoy the passion of designing clothes for toons and humans. I retired from the gigs at the Ink and Paint but I still do cartoons with Roger and we got scanned for the new videogame Disney and Capcom are doing.", Jessica noted.
"Oh yeah. I heard of it. Bugs Bunny got scanned at Warner Bros. for a fighting game called Multiverses. These days, we're copying Smash Bros. ", Lena rubbed her head in confusion.
"Not Disney, the fighting game Honey Bunny and I are going to be in is going to play like Capcom's Power Stone. My son likes that game and seeing me and his Daddy (Roger) in the new game would make him excited. He's spending the night at my sis Red's house for a day or two.", Jessica noted as she then saw a box Lena brought in.
"What's this?", she pointed at it as Lena proudly showed it off. The kooky ginger opened it up revealing a magical wand with a pretty star on it.
"I found a magic wand in the street. Someone must've lost it or something. I know, what if I give it a spin?", Lena suggested only for Jessica to frown.
"Lena, I don't think it's such a good idea. We don't know the trouble it can cause. Maybe we should post signs and hope it's rightful owner can get it. Wait, put that down! What are you doing?", Jessica asked urging Lena to put the wand down. The kooky ginger pointed at the flowers in a pot with a smile.
"Relax, Jess. It'll only be a moment. Zippity-zippity roar, dandeliion's in the door.", Lena said blasting the flowers with the wand turning them big into roaring dandelions the size of a mutant flytrap. Jessica screamed in shock eyeing the catlike flowers roaring and glared at Lena.
"Now look what you've done! Those were my Honey Bunny's flowers! Change it back! He'll be here in an hour!", Jessica yelled as Lena sheepishly grinned but the dandelions roared close to her spooking the kooky girl. This accidentally fired a magic blast hitting Jessica shocking Lena.
Suddenly, a flash of light enveloped the room causing the dandelions to whimper and Lena to cover her eyes. The light dissipated clearing the room as Lena uncovered her eyes. She gasped speechless for in place of Jessica is a tall horse on all four hooves. What the horse looked like is peach-furred and skinned, red wavy tail and long mane covering one of the green eyes. The lavender eyeshadow gave it all away that it was Jessica turned into a horse. Jessica looked confused at Lena's shocked face.
"Why are you looking at me like that?", Jessica wondered as Lena pulled out a mirror.
"Let's just say I made a slight bongo with the wand.", Lena smiled sheepishly putting the mirror in front of Jessica's face. The horse looked into her reflection and gasped.
"You turned me into a horse?! NOOOO!", Jessica whinnied and reared running dodging stuff in the process. The dandelions barely had their seeds fly off due to the speed Jessica went in fear. Lena tried to beg her friend to calm down watching Jessica gallop through the halls.
"Jess, calm down! We'll figure this out!", Lena said only for Jessica to hit the brakes and had a worried look.
"Lena, Roger will be here in 30 minutes! Not only that, I got a metting with a fashion company involving my clothing line at home! I can't show up as a talking horse!", Jessica groaned but Lena came to the horse and calmed her down.
"Relax, Jess. I'm sure Roger doesn't mind a beautiful horse in his home. Besides, it may spice things up with your love life not that it's going stale or anything. But—"
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Jessica taps her front hoof urging Lena to stop after blushing about Roger making love to her in her horse form. The ginger shook it off and looked at Lena urgently.
"I have until tomorrow to get this spell broken. You need to post up signs in the neighborhood for the owner to notice. And just for great measure.", Jessica used her mouth to take the wand away from Lena who groaned. The horse trotted away to put it somewhere where Lena or Roger couldn't get to it. Lena heard a doorbell startling her and Jessica.
"Love Cups, I'm home!", Roger called out from the other side of the front door.
"That's Roger. What are we going to do, Jess?", Lena panicked running back and forth. Jessica sighed and caught part of Lena's jacket in her mouth to stop her in her tracks..
"Just stay calm about this. You're right about Roger being Okay with this. Just post the signs up and hopefully our problems are fixed.", Jessica advised. Lena smiled sheepishly answering the door revealing to be Roger.
"Hello there, Lena? How are ya?", the rabbit jovially greeted.
"Uhhh, doing well. How's work?", she wondered.
"Oh, pretty swell. I messed up one line and my scans were done at Disney for Capcom to use. Where's Jessica? And what's with all the roaring?! Is she doing okay?", the rabbit wondered as Lena felt nervous twiddling her fingers.
"is somethin' wrong, Lena? You can tell me. I hope Love Cups is okay. Where is she?", Roger asked in worry.
"Perhaps, I'll show you. Hopefully, you won't freak out. Follow me.", Lena hesitantly urged Roger causing the rabbit's ears to go in a question mark.
The two went inside the house in the foyer and Roger got spooked when a roaring dandelion came to his face. The rabbit clung onto Lena like Scooby-Doo pointing to the pot of angry dandelions roaring continuously as if they want to eat him.
"Jumpin' Jehosophat! What the heck is that?!", Roger yelled and was startled again by the giant feline plant beast roaring. Roger wiped the drool off of his face in disgust.
"Now just one minute, you!", Roger demanded only for the dandelion to snap it's jaws. Lena quickly ran away from the beast and stood near a wall.
"Oh, sorry. Those are mutant dandelions. Those were your flowers before they changed into that.", the kooky girl confessed.
"How did they change into those, those things?! I almost became cat chow! What's next? A pussy willow?"
===Somewhere in the Rabbits yard=====
"MEOW! RRRREOW!"
"RUFF! GRRRRUFF! ARF! ARF-ARF!"
There stood a cat faced tree called a Pussy Willow and a dog faced tree called Dogwood quarreling by meowing and barking respectively.
========Back In The House=====
"Oh, that's funny. A pussy willow and a dogwood. Oh and if you want to know where your wife is, here she is.", Lena shyly said as Roger heard an angelic voice.
"Oh hi, Honey Bunny.", Jessica greeted walking gracefully as her hooves clopped onto the floor with each step. Roger's eyes bug out but with hearts though he was confused.
"Jumpin' jeepers, Love Cups! You're a beautiful horse! How did that happen?", Roger asked curious of the whole deal. Jessica led the group to the place where the wand was and pulled it out with her mouth.
"This is the wand that turned me into this. Oh and your flowers are roaring dandelions.", Jessica explained as Roger shuddered at the mention of those feline plants. Lena sheepishly confessed to the rabbit of her mistake.
"It was an accident, Roger. I got curious after I found this in a case. And after one of the dandelions roared in my face did I accidentally fire the wand turning Jessica into a beautiful horse. An Andalucian horse I may add.", the kooky girl said as Roger inspected the box and his eyes widened in discovery at the name "Susan Sid."
"Jumpin' Jeepers! This must be the Blue Fairy's wand! While I was finished filming, I heard about a missing wand. She must be at the studio getting her scans ready for the Magical Melee game by Capcom. Maybe if we head over to the studio, we'll get to her in time to undo the spell.", Roger said as the girls cheered. Jessica trotted over and kissed Roger passionately on the lips making out. Lena gushed at the romantic scene before her. Roger wrapped his arms toon style around the elegant horse's body stroking her while lip-locking. They soon parted for air as Jessica spoke up.
"That's a great idea, Roger. Hopefully, I can return back to normal tomorrow for my fashion line meeting. Let's get to the studio. Lena, you post the signs up in the neighborhood in case we didn't reach Blue Fairy in time.", Jessica said.
"You can count on me, Jess! I'll be sure it gets posted!", Lena said determined.
"Oh and Honey Bunny. Allow me to carry you.", Jessica offered Roger in which he goofily grinned.
"Oh yes! Bareback!", Roger said before spinning in place coming out in a cowboy costume. Jessica giggled before Roger climbed onto his wife's back and eyed her plump muscular butt. They all went outside and shut the door before Lena pulled out a good-size newspaper. This caused Jessica and Roger to raise their eyebrows.
"Hey, Lena. What are you doing with that?", Roger asked as Lena smiled.
"Just sendin' ya on your way.", she grinned as Jessica quickly realized what Lena was doing.
"Hey, don't you dare! Get from back there!", Jessica demanded.
"P-P-Please! Don't hit her there!", Roger begged.
POP!
(NEEEIGH!)
"Whoa! Jessie, easy! WAH!", Roger yelled after Jessica reared from Lena popped her on the butt. Jessica then galloped into the neighborhood with Roger holding on to the ginger mane for support. Lena then went around to post up signs for the lost wand hoping the Blue Fairy can answer.
In the streets of Hollywood, Jessica and Roger were getting curious stares from toons and humans due to seeing the former as a horse and a rabbit on her back. They were going to the Disney lot but it was some ways away. The rabbit noticed so many passerbys curious so far as a little girl pointed at Jessica.
"Mommy, why is there mascara on the horse? And can I keep her and that rabbit?", the little girl asked as her mother shook her head.
"Absolutely not. There's not enough room for us to Put them in the house. Besides, they're full of germs.", she said glaring at the couple. Jessica snorted glaring at the woman not liking her attitude.
"Hmph. Well she's awfully rude.", Jessica scoffed as Roger stroked her mane and behind the ears to sooth her.
"P-P-P-Please, Love Dove. Let's not give her any attention. All we need to do is to find the Disney lot. Besides, we're clean as a whistle.", Roger said grinning. Jessica and Roger walked a bit unaware that some male toon birds smirked ogling at Jessica's swaying butt with her tail flowing through the breeze with grace. The female birds smacked their husbands upside the head on the telephone wires for looking at the big plump flank.
The duo entered the Disney Lot searching all over for the Blue Fairy as some of the characters were amused. Especially a certain pair of old Muppet men. They were sitting on a bench eyeing Roger and Jessica.
"Hey, Waldorf. Isn't that the oddest couple you ever seen?", Statler asked his friend who turned to gaze at the horse and rabbit pair. Waldorf nodded agreeing with the taller individual.
"I sure have. But that's nothing new. A frog and a pig. A blue thing and a chicken. This one's interesting. I bet those two could make horse-rabbits.", the old men laughed themselves silly. Roger eyed the old men listening to their conversation. Jessica shook her head at the old men.
"Don't those two have anything better to do? I feel bad for Fozzie getting heckled by them.", Roger said sympathetically about the Muppet bear.
"Hmm. Let's keep going. I'm sure someone knows where Susan is. Hey, there's Tamora and Felix. They can help us out.", the horse noted as she called out to them. The two Wreck-It-Ralph characters faced the horse and rabbit with puzzled looks on their faces.
"Is that Jessica as a horse? That's kind of odd.", Fix-It Felix asked as his wife shook her head.
"Yeah. Giving that the lavender eyeshadow is a clue and red mane and tail.", Tamora noted.
"Hey, guys! How's the scans for the Magical Melee game coming along?", Roger asked.
"Oh it's fine. We were picked to be fighters and we just got our scans done by the Capcom reps. I can't wait to know when the game comes out.", Felix beamed.
"Jessica, girl. Why are you a horse? What happened to you?", the commander asked in curiosity.
"It's a long story but Lena accidentally turned me into one with Susan's magic wand. And speaking of that, have one of you seen her? We need to find her to undo what Lena had done to me."
"And to my flowers! They're rabbit-eating dandelions! P-P-P-Please tell us Susan's here! P-P-P-Please!", Roger begged still on Jessica's back after his wife explained the situation to Tamora. Unfortunately, their answer is otherwise.
"I'm sorry, you two. Susan left to do some errands with Yen Sid after her scans were done. You missed her. She'll be back tomorrow.", Tamora empathically apologized. Roger and Jessica felt disappointed now knowing that Susan won't be back on the lot until tomorrow.
"Looks like I'm stuck as a horse until tomorrow. And I have a meeting with the hire-ups concerning my clothing line. I can't be on camera like this.", Jessica sighed. Roger stroked her mane in comfort.
"Don't worry, Love Cups. We'll figure somethin' out. Lena's out there right now posting signs of Susan's lost wand. You'll be back to normal in no time.", Roger said giving his wife some hope. The fact that her meeting tomorrow won't go so well due to her current appearance. She normally hide her feline features being her tail and ears before she was turned into a horse. And not only that, her son Roger Jr. won't be back until the day after tomorrow from his Aunt Red and Uncle Klonoa's house. Not that she's embarrassed but she wanted to make a good impression on her potential supporters for her fashion line.
The couple sighed deciding to return home hoping to catch Blue Fairy again tomorrow for the ginger's meeting was in the afternoon hours. Roger however has the day off at least making it easier for Jessica. Snow White spotted the two near the exit and greeted them.
"Hi, Roger and Jessica. Oh my goodness Jessie, you're a horse! How did it all happen?", the princess wondered standing near Jessica's withers to avoid getting kicked. The rabbit and horse explained what they said to Tamora and Felix just then. Snow nodded her head in understanding.
"So that's what happened. Hopefully, Susan can help you once she notices her wand is found. Hopefully, Lena doesn't mess with that wand any further. Who knows what trouble she'll get herself into.", Snow said in worry. Her worries were confirmed when Jessica's phone rang but Roger answered it revealing to be Lena.
"Hello? Hey, slow down! What was that? Gone? How is it gone?! P-P-Please say it isn't so! Okay, at least you tried. All right, bye-bye.", Roger hung up the Phone placing it in his pocket with a worried expression. Jessica and Snow White were puzzled but wishes to know what made the rabbit fearful.
"Honey Bunny, what's wrong? Did Lena post up the signs?"
"We have a problem, girls. Susan's wand is gone! Lena accidentally left the window open and the wand got snatched up just like that! This is bad! Really bad!", Roger gulped.
"This is bad indeed. That wand's one of the most powerful magic tools in existence. It's second to Yen Sid's being her husband. We need to get it back and fast. If Susan gets angry, the whole neighborhood will suffer!", Snow panicked as Jessica tilted her head in confusion.
"But Lena got sidetracked and forgot to close the window. How mad can she really be? I expect Yen Sid or Jafar to get furious like that.", the ginger horse noted. Roger chattered his teeth knowing more of Blue Fairy's rare occurrence of her bad side.
"This is how mad she gets!"
=====Roger's Imagination======
"Heck have no fury like a woman scorned! Even powerful ones like Blue Fairy! And don't get me started on Maleficent or even Giganta down at WB!", Roger whimpered.
Blue Fairy grew giant destroying parts of Toontown chasing after a thief for her precious wand. The classic intimidating theme of Godzilla played while the angry fairy went on a destructive chase. Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse screamed trying to get out of her way without getting stomped. Many buildings were crushed and wrecked in the process.
"She'll wreck an entire town to get it back!", Roger shuddered fearing the worst.
"Wait a second, Honey Bunny. Susan doesn't break and destroy buildings as a giant.", Jessica interrupted stopping Roger's imagination.
====Back To Reality=====
"But, Love Cups! You don't understand! Susan's a powerful fairy! If Giganta, She-Hulk or Maleficent can grow big and do damage then she's capable when angry or upset! Remember when Sweet Pete turned himself into a chimera monster with a cat head, a gun for a hand, Ralph's arm, Robin Hood's torso, a robot foot and everything wrecking the city? Oh, jeepers!", Roger whined as Jessica and Snow glanced at each other.
"Rocket showed him those Godzilla movies again.", they both said thinking about having a talk to Rocket Raccoon for scaring Roger with those movies. But for now, the couple needed to head home and figure out what happened. So they parted ways with Snow and head for the direction of home.
They were out in the streets again with Roger still on his wife's back with no luck in sight. Jessica and Roger's day couldn't get any more annoying when Lobo wolfwhistled at the two or rather at Jessica. The bounty hunter smirked as Roger raised an eyebrow.
"Who the heck is that guy, Love Cups? You look not too happy to see him.", Roger said in worry.
"Hey there, good lookin'. The Main Man's here yet again. And if it isn't the furry dweeb himself.", Lobo grinned as Jessica frowned.
"What is it this time, Lobo? The justice League told me all about you. Just because I just turned into a horse, doesn't mean I don't know how to use my hooves. So make It quick, buster.", the horse warned pinning her ears back and tail swishing In irritation.
"Relax, horsey. Can't a guy say hello? Oh and I just want to show you guys something I've found in your yard.", Lobo smirked pulling out Susan's wand that shocked the two of them.
"So you're the one who stole Susan's wand ", Roger accused.
"Yep, long ears. I got the bastic in my hands and I'll be a Lot richer once this goes on the market.", the Zarnian grinned only for Jessica to snort in anger.
"You wouldn't dare! That belongs to Susan! Give it back!", Jessica demanded.
"Yeah, you two-timin' crook! Superman and Batman warned mee about you! If Susan gets angry, the whole world will suffer!", Roger begged only for Lobo to laugh.
"Is that right, wascally wabbit?! I don't care and that hot lookin' fairy doesn't scare me. For L is in lacerate or in the ladies' case, lovin'. O is for Obliterate. B as in Disembowel and O is for Obliterate!", Lobo boasted causing Jessica to flatten her ears in annoyance and Roger tilting his head in confusion.
"You can't have Obliterate in the same meaning How about Oblivion?", the rabbit suggested only for Lobo to smirk.
(clop-clop)
Jessica shook her head at Roger gently clopping her front hoof after Lobo had a goofy grin on his face.
"Honey Bunny, I know you mean well. But please don't encourage him.", she advised. Roger nodded his head in agreement. The two heard a whistle from Lobo and out from nowhere was a space bike flying in as it's master hopped on with the wand in the sack.
"Hey! Get back here!", Roger and Jessica shouted only for Lobo to tease them.
"aww. Is the wittle wabbit and his pwetty pony trying to stop me? Not a fragging chance, dweebs! I'm gonna be rich! Hahahahahaha!", Lobo laughed flying away in his bike.
"Let's catch that crook!", Roger suggested but a tranquilizer dart struck him in the arm causing him to fall off Jessica onto the ground. The horse whinnied at her husband noticing him sleeping with a needle in his arm.
"Honey Bunny! EEP!", she yelped as another dart struck her in the butt falling beside the rabbit thankfully not crushing him. Though he can take it being a toon, that doesn't mean it sounds pleasant. Or is It?
The two creatures were inside a big house knocked out from the darts. They both woke up in a drowsy state looking around the pplace. The rabbit spoke first to his wife in confusion.
"Love Cups, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. Shoot! That Lobo crook got away with Susan's wand! Now what are we going to do?", the rabbit wondered.
"Not sure, Honey Bunny. But we need to find a way out of here and get that wand back or I'm staying in this form for a lot longer than it needs to be.", Jessica said lying On her belly still a Little drowsy. Roger hugged the big equine rubbing against her muzzle enjoying the sweet scent from her.
"No worries, Love Cups. You're still the woman I fell in love with whether you're a horse or not.", he said proudly.
"Oh, Honey Bunny!"
"Oh, Love Cups.", the two made out as Jessica's butt and tail swayed relaxed. They moaned with pleasure as tongues wrestled in dominance as Roger didn't mind Jessica's longer horse tongue due to equine physiology. However, their romantic moment was interrupted by someone familiar.
"Awww! That's so cutesy-wutesy! My two new pets are getting along just great!", the voice spooked Roger a lot seeing a little toon girl with red long hair and bangs wearing a dress and Mary Jane shoes. Her headband had a skull clip in the center as she gushed at her captured pets.
"Elmyra! You shot those darts?", Roger shuddered. Elmyra nodded hugging both Jessica and Roger very tight as they struggled.
"Yep. You two are lovely animals! You're so cute that I can hug you and squeeze you and love you to pieces! My very own pony and rabbit! I should name you both Sparkles and Hoppy! How's that name sound?!", Elmyra said parting from the hug respectively naming Jessica and Roger those names. They gulped hearing about Elmyra from the rest of the Tiny Toons gang. She's basically like Elmer Fudd being the connection to animals but unlike Elmer's motives being hunting for sport, Elmyra's on the other side of the spectrum being that she loves, loves, loves animals to pieces. Jessica got up and spotted Roger shuddering after seeing Furball the Cat whining wanting to get away.
"Umm, Elmyra? Is there a way out of here? We need to chase after somebody.", Jessica asked but Elmyra shook her head.
"Naughty, naughty, Miss Sparkles. No way you're getting away from Mommy.", Jessica's face was speechless as did Roger's after what Elmyra had said. A doorbell rang signaling Elmyra to smile.
"That must be Maxy-Waxy. You're new daddy! Now you guys wait there while I get him.", Elmyra said before skipping along. Jessica, Roger and Furball gulped hearing about Yosemite Sam's protégé Montana Max and how rotten and spoiled he can be.
"Jumpin' Jeepers! P-P-P-Please tell me that's not true! Tell me it's not true!", Roger blubbered as Furball nodded empathically meowing. Jessica turned her head to the two back in the playroom. There stood Elmyra and a grouchy Montana Max. That's a sign that these three will be in for a good while.
Will Roger and Jessica get out in time to catch Lobo or will the latter end up as a horse for a lot longer? Find out in the next and final chapter of Horse Sense. Now that's a fun chapter to write being how I had a crazy idea of Jessica being turned into a beautiful horse. Anyway, I had some cameos from Disney being Snow White, Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets, Tamora and Fix-It Felix from Wreck-It Ralph and Blue Fairy from Pinocchio. The non-Disney appearances are Lobo from DC Comics and Elmyra Duff, Furball and Montana Max from Tiny Toon Adventures. Oh and the roaring dandelions are derived from Dragon Tales on PBS which are funny as hell seeing these half-lion and flower roar and snarl. Feel free to review and tell me what you think. I'll see y'all in the next one.
