Episode 7
The Next Morning
After Harold was shot into the ocean with no one being aware that Courtney awaited his arrival and got her vengeance. The remaining contestants made their way to the canteen. Expecting another subpar breakfast on Chef's part. Only to find Chris awaiting their arrival to present the new challenge.
"What is it now?" Duncan asked the dreaded question.
Chris chuckled, "Now now, before I explain the challenge all of you are eagerly waiting for." he said as everyone looked impassive. "I have some big news!" everyone still looked impassive. "The teams are being changed up!" he announces, finally getting a shocked reaction.
"Dude, what does that mean?" Geoff asked.
"It means that today's challenge will be boys versus girls." Chris answered.
"Really? But we're all so close!" Owen exclaimed.
Unbeknownst to Owen, most of the campers were not exactly friends with each other. With various personal issues involved along with a lot of drama. The only people who are really effected within the Screaming Gophers are Gwen and Trent who seem somewhat close along with Heather and Lindsay, with the latter being dependent on her leader. Heather also felt that this would harm her if Lindsay cannot help her in the future or if her influence is limited.
Meanwhile Leshawna seemed more than happy to leave Heather behind. The same can be said about Gwen since the very beginning of the season. Overall, Owen seems to be friendly yet oblivious with everyone.
Meanwhile the Killer Bass were all friends in one way or another now that Harold is gone.
"That reminds me, it's time to move everyone around." Chris speaks up again. "Now then, the boys will all move into the Killer Bass cabin and the girls into the Screaming Gophers cabin." Chris adds.
Geoff briefly looks at Bridgette while Owen and Trent shrug at each other.
"Now then, enjoying your breakfast and start burning or building bridges. Because today, is the boys versus the girls!" Chris said before leaving the canteen.
Chef chuckled, "You all better build up an appetite. Because today is going to be special." he said making everyone but Owen shiver in fear.
Later, Screaming Gophers Cabin
After having an awkward departing with Geoff. Bridgette took a deep breath as she made her way into the Gophers turned girls cabin. Her naive optimistic nature making her believe that the girls will get along and work together. Only to witness the endless war that is Leshawna and Heather.
"I'm sorry, what did you say you did with my yogurt?" Leshawna asked sounding angry.
"I ate it, so what?" Heather asked, not caring for Leshawna's feelings.
"Why you little…" Leshawna stopped herself as she saw Bridgette at the doorway. "Oh hey girl! How is it going?" she asked, trying to be friendly.
Only for Heather to swoop in and try to poach Bridgette, "Oh my gosh! We've been waiting for you Bridgette!" she said acting as if Bridgette were her childhood friend.
"We were?" Lindsay asked, looking clueless.
"Yes, we were!" Heather said scaring Lindsay. "Now, let me show you around." she said.
One long introduction (it felt like a bad sales pitch)
Eventually, Bridgette had enough and wanted the bickering to end. Prompting Leshawna and Heather to fight again as the latter pulled out duct tape. Then using it to draw a line down the middle of the room.
"Now choose your side." Heather demanded.
"Look, we really don't need to do this." Bridgette said trying to be reasonable.
Unfortunately, reason and logic is not the way of this island. Sure there's magical creatures and myths that came to life in this island. Yet it wasn't cursed into making these teens become hostile with each other.
"It's too late for that sugar." Leshawna said expecting an answer as well.
Bridgette sighed and gave into the peer pressure as she stood over the taped up line. When Bridgette found herself crossing over into Leshawna's designated line. Making the tanned girl nod with respect while Heather fumed.
"Fine! Stay over there with the losers!" Heather yelled.
"Come on guys! We can't be divided when we have the upcoming challenge!" Bridgette exclaimed, trying to connect the girls together.
Unfortunately, cooperation is something that rarely lasts in this island. Bridgette was at least hopeful that the guys were at each other's throats. Yet she was not aware that they were actually partying and getting to know each other.
A while later, at the canteen
Just as the temporary teams arrived. They found Chef laughing as he saw Soma trying to create things. With whatever ingredients Shirou could find in the woods. This made the group nervous as Chef looked like he was reviewing a lot of stuff that was moving. The food may possibly be sentient, but at least it's organic.
"What's going on?" Duncan asked.
"Welcome campers, to the Brunch of Disgustingness." Chris said as Chef finally approved of a food.
"How did you even get your hands on this?" Chef asked the kids.
"I just shoot an arrow and grab whatever isn't a rock or a tree." Shirou answered.
Chef cackled, "How many things did you hit!?" He asked.
Suddenly Pluto came walking in with a bag of arrows, "Please do not lose these." he said before leaving.
"I guess that saying is true. You always miss every target you don't shoot at." Chef said.
"Is this another food cooking challenge?" Heather asked.
Chris thought it over, "That's one way to describe it. Now let's see what's on the menu!" he said as Soma presented a plate.
"Approved by Chef Hatchet himself, I present Beef Balls. No, I did not personally carve them." Soma said as everyone sat down.
"Sweet! I love meat balls!" Owen said stealing the first place and eating the whole thing.
"Uh no, they're beef balls." Soma said correcting him.
Owen looked confused, "Okay, different meat. So what?" he asked.
Suddenly the camera shifted to a crying ox who was covering it's private parts. Owen then fell down, losing consciousness when he learned the truth. Making the guys want to vomit while the girls just forced themselves to eat after various talks.
"What's wrong?" Heather asked as she ate a ball. "You boys don't like beef balls?" she asked.
"I got squid parfaits to help wash it down. Like normal parfaits… except with peanut butter and no ice cream and fruit." Soma spoke up, holding a squid tentacle in a glass covered in peanut butter.
"Then it's not a parfait!" Duncan yelled.
Soma grinned as he raised it up, "It is in my eyes!" he exclaimed.
Regardless of anyone accepting that disgusting food to be a parfait. The girls have somehow obtained victory through sheer willpower.
Girls: 1
Boys: 0
Chef then presented the next meal, "I hope you like pizza." he said making everyone smile. "Because it ain't nothing like you tried before. Unless you into organic food." he said revealing the grasshoppers and jellyfish.
"If we can handle beef balls, we can handle a bunch of bugs on a pizza." Heather said.
Lindsay wanted to belch, "I don't know if I can." she whined.
"Just do it!" Heather commanded as Lindsay winced.
"Can we all just please calm down?" Bridgette asked just as Naruto walked in.
"Hey dad, you want…"
"No." Naruto interrupted.
"I didn't say anything yet!" Soma complained.
"I do not care." Naruto said as he walked into the kitchen.
"Your kid made us eat bull testicles!" Owen shouted.
"No he didn't those things are being protected by hippies." Naruto replied.
"Then who's testicles are they?" Owen asked, not knowing how much censoring this episode will take.
"Probably belonging to a Deathclaw. They are much more nasty." Naruto answered.
Suddenly the show revealed the full clip where the bull was crying because it saw all the deceased Deathclaws that were piled up and being prepared to be prepared as food.
Back to the show, Owen hoped he would never learn what a Deathclaw was. As he would be mortally terrified if he sees one in person.
After Naruto packed up his own food in a compartment he kept hidden. He saw Trent running from DJ and Geoff. Who were both trying to force feed him and luckily, there was no rule against it so long as Trent actually ate the pizza.
"Never mind! I changed my mind!" Trent shouted as he ran outside the canteen.
"Dude! We need the win!" Geoff shouted back.
Naruto sighed as he ran faster than a blink of an eye. Where he suddenly appeared in front of Trent and slapped him in the stomach. Making him hit the ground hard as he wheezed in pain.
"Too far!" Trent complained before DJ held him down.
"Do it Geoff!" DJ said as Geoff force fed him.
Trent let out a gasp before calming down, "Mama?" he asked.
Naruto shook his head, "Take him back inside." he said DJ carried Trent away like a baby.
Unaware that this was the first victory for the boys.
Girls: 1
Boys: 1
"Actually, since it's a food challenge. I wonder if they finally got rid of those sirens." Naruto said to himself
A while later
While the campers were finishing up another food challenge, somehow not developing terminal health issues in the stomach. Chef was awaiting the final meal that would decide the winner of the contest. Luckily, he had time as the campers were taking this as a chance to recover from feeling like they inhaled uranium. Luckily for them, Chef and the boys have yet to consider feeding anyone some toxic chemicals.
"What do we have on the menu boys?" Chef asked.
"We should be getting some siren meat soon." Soma said as he saw some boxes being moved outside. "That must be them." he said.
As they moved outside, Owen ran by and dived into an outhouse. Shortly after, he let out a loud fart that everyone could smell. When he came out, he let out a sigh of relief before noticing the boxes.
"Cool! What's next?" Owen asked.
"Siren meat." Soma answered as a random intern cut open the boxes.
Owen chuckled, "I have no idea what a siren is, but hopefully it's tasty." he said. When suddenly another box moved on it's own, "Hey I think something is alive. Wait a minute! Is it like a type of fish? I hope it's some kind of magic salmon!" he said ripping it open.
"Owen I don't think you should…" Soma tried to say when he heard muffled screaming.
"MMMMPH!" out of the box came a half naked woman with blue hair.
Who appeared to be bound and gagged and had a magic collar around her neck. Chef decided to look away and whistle before leaving. Giving control over to Soma as Owen panicked.
"Are you making us eat people!?" Owen asked.
"Uh."
"WAHHHHHHH!" Owen screamed as he ran back inside.
Soma sweat dropped as he looked at the pleading woman, "Don't make that face. You are making me feel bad." he said. The woman gave him the puppy eye stare, "I said don't do that!" he yells as he ties his headband around her eyes like a blindfold.
Naruto's Confessional
Naruto sighed, "For everyone to understand, that was a mermaid. A really mean mermaid, I call them the succubi of the sea." he said. "No we weren't serving her as food. Apparently that mermaid was causing trouble and to cut costs on travel. She was shoved in with the siren meat. Just trust me." he said, with his eyes turning into slits at the last second.
Owen's Confessional
Owen sighed in relief, "Oh man, I thought that was a human, haha." he laughed before realizing how awkward he sounded. Making him start to sweat, "Not that I would eat her! I just feel better now that there's a good explanation!" he argued.
Back to the game
Naruto sat in the kitchen as he heard the contestants being heard. All of them leaking out emotions filled with fear. As Chris presented them, their final meal. Ironically, Naruto chose to eat the same thing.
"Siren drumsticks!" Chris announced.
"Chicken?" Courtney asked.
"No, sirens. Contrary to popular belief, sirens are actually part bird similar to the harpies. Who by the way, are still mad at Trent for crashing their lunch break." Chris explained as Trent looked nervous.
"Wow, chicken people." Gwen said sarcastically.
"I don't know if I feel comfortable eating something that's part human." Bridgette said.
"It's dead. It's literally eat or be eaten." Heather said reaching for the ketchup.
"This isn't right! I draw the line here!" Bridgette said.
"Eat it!" Heather commanded.
"No!" Bridgette argued.
"I feel you sister, I ain't eating something that was part human." DJ said also being defiant.
"Seriously?" Chris asked as he saw both sides having one defiant member. "I mean, I'm pretty sure morals were off when I told you guys to jump off of a hill." he said.
Owen laughed nervously, "Yeah, that's the worst thing." he said.
Gwen raised a brow, "I can think of a number of things." she said.
At the same time, that mermaid that Naruto mentioned in the confessional broke into the kitchen. With her arms still tied behind her back and a rag wrapped around her mouth keeping her silent and restrained. The mermaid looked around for an escape only for Naruto to tackle her down and drag her into the freezer. Completely ignoring the struggle as Naruto dragged her in.
Prompting Owen to distract everyone as they heard the ruckus.
"Hey, let's listen to Gwen and remember all the crazy stuff we've been through." Owen said.
"Don't even get me started Owen. Actually, the other day I was with Bridgette and helped collect those lost poems." Gwen said as no one noticed the mermaid trying to escape the freezer. "Where I saw that castle that Naruto lives in. Good aesthetics, but I wouldn't live there myself." she said as Naruto threw the mermaid in the freezer and locked it.
"Enough! This is Total Drama Island! Not, Total Cribs Live!" Chris said ignoring the wounds of the mermaid trying to kick the door to the freezer open.
"Crybabies." Naruto comments as he finally eats a plate of siren meat.
"Ew!" Mostly everyone complained.
"Stop crying, when my mother passed away. I was forced to hunt wild animals on my own to survive." Naruto said not caring for teenagers who complain about their meals.
Everyone recoiled at the sound of his voice. Except Chris who left to ask for something else to be brought in.
Final challenge
Needing a tie breaker, Chris called in for a drinking challenge. No, not the kind for alcoholics and people that pretend that bars are fun. When it's just to douse the mind and find every stupid detail hilarious while hammered. No, this is similar but the food being served are small glasses filled with a certain nectar. Chef suggested blended cockroaches until he saw the creature that was brought in to squeeze some juice out of.
"What is this? Honey?" Leshawna asked as she saw a brown-gold liquid being filled into every glass.
"I guess, it comes out like honey." Chris said as he let out a brief laugh. "It's fairly simple, just drink the most cups by the time you run out and your team wins a special reward at the end." he said.
"No elimination?" Owen asked.
"Nope! Just a special prize at the end!" Chris said as Leshawna and Owen looked determined and started drinking.
"What the heck!? Did this come out of a bear or something!?" Owen asked as he gagged.
"Leshawna don't know what is and doesn't want to know what it is. I just gotta power through!" Leshawna said as she kept drinking each cup.
Much time passed as both players attempted to finish the most cups. With Leshawna dropping out after what was possibly her 24th or 25th cup. With Owen just downing the rest and raising his fists in the air. Showing his victory for the boys but tried to hide his pain through a blank mask. Followed by collapsing onto the ground as the boys cheered.
"The winners, the boys!" Chris announced as Heather glared at Leshawna who looked sick.
"What… did… win?" Owen said between gasps.
Chris pointed outside, "A one way trip to the cruise liner! For a whole week!" he said as the guys cheered.
Later that afternoon
With the boys loaded onto the small cruise ship and leaving for their vacation. The girls sulked in defeat as they were all trying to distance themselves. When suddenly, Gwen got a surprise visit from Naruto.
"Hello Gwen." Naruto greeted.
"Oh, hey. Do you need something Naruto?" Gwen asked.
"Not particularly, no. I'm just here to drop this off." Naruto said giving Gwen a new envelope.
"Sweet, another one for the box." Gwen said.
"Speaking of which, seeing as Masrur has taking a liking to you. I thought you and maybe some friends could use a real break." Naruto said confusing Gwen. "Don't think of me as going soft. I think with everything going on. You humans have your limits. That and the beetle's slime will…. never mind." he said thinking about the drinks that Leshawna drank.
"What was that about a beetle?" Gwen asked.
"Nothing, there's a special resort area I keep around for the children and servants. Something to literally cleanse the body and soul." Naruto explained.
Gwen raised an eyebrow, "Like a second spa?" she asked.
Naruto shrugged, "If you want to call it that." he said.
Gwen looked at her roommates, "I don't know. Some people are too prideful to accept charity." she said.
"It's up to you and whoever else you want to bring. Just take this." Naruto said handing over a small glass tablet. "Just fiddle with it and a magic circle should transport you over there." he said before leaving.
Gwen smiled, "Thanks big guy. Just know not all of us humans are bad people." She said as Naruto nods. Gwen then looked back at the four other girls, 'Maybe we can figure something out.' she thought.
'I better get that mermaid out of the freezer.' Naruto thought almost forgetting about the prisoner.
At the "spa", a while later
The girls stumbled around feeling disoriented. They all looked around and saw that they were in some strange place filled with various stone statues creating a narrow hallway. With the stairs leading to a bright area with the sounds of rushing water.
"Where are we goth girl?" Heather asked, sounding annoyed.
"Yeah Gwen, is this some kind of prank from Naruto?" Leshawna asked.
Gwen sighed, "I hope not. He says this place might "cleanse" use when we go in." she said going down the stairs.
"Are you seriously going down there?" Heather asked.
"It's better than being stuck up here." Gwen said.
"I'm following Gwen!" Lindsay said as she didn't want to be trapped in a corridor surrounded by statues.
Bridgette also followed them, "It's better than standing around." she said.
Outside the corridor
When the girls hesitantly made their way outside. They were greeted by a penguin. A literal penguin and it appeared to be at least as smart as a human being and equivalent.
"Welcome young ladies, I am Eclair Ecleir Eicler. I will be your guide, so please follow me and do not get lost." the penguin said as he slowly started walking.
"Okay, I guess we trust the penguin." Gwen said.
"I am one of the greatest butlers! Someday, I may rule as an equal like Lord Naruto because of my cleaning skills!" Eclair said as he lead them down a path revealing a giant waterfall. "Watch your step, the water may slow your impact but your bodies will make you feel nauseous." he said.
Leshawna's stomach started to make weird sounds, "I think I'm already sick." she said.
"No worries, we have a doctor and other capable staff." Eclair said as he pointed in the distance.
"I wouldn't mind one. I think my hair has been falling… oh and I think the worms want to come out." Lindsay said referring to the worm spaghetti she ate.
"I think I'll take anything. Literally anything." Heather said.
"There's fine baths over there. Different kinds varying from herbal, spiritual and just getting rid of the gunk. Some may even feel like they burn the skin, but that is to get rid of the negative energy and dirt." Eclair explained before falling behind.
"I'll take that last one." Heather said.
"Sounds like a good plan. If you feel parched, we have various teas and other liquids to… to… could you all slow down? I do not have long legs!" Eclair said as the girls stopped.
Realizing that Eclair was panting as well as 10 feet away from them. Lindsay decided to lift him up in her arms.
"Thank you. Now then… AUGH!" Lindsay started squeezing Eclair.
"He's so cuddly!" Lindsay squealed.
"AHHHHH!" Eclair screamed in pain.
Some time later
"Have a nice day." Eclair said before making a croaking sound.
"Thanks!" Lindsay said as she dropped him and entered the baths.
"Your welcome." Eclair muttered before he was taken to a medical station.
Bridgette peaked her head inside the baths after Lindsay ran in, "Do you want to join in?" she asked her group.
"I'm finding that doctor first. Ya'll can do whatever you want. I doubt the boys will be back early." Leshawna said as she walked away.
Gwen sighed, "I think a bath will help." she said following Bridgette in.
Heather scoffed, "It's not like a bath is all I need." she said also going in.
A couple of hours later
For once, Heather decided to shut up and relax. To the point where she wasn't even aware of what was going on around her. After the baths, Heather said that she felt like a lizard shedding it's skin. Now just wanted to sit down and enjoy a Long Island Ice Tea. Which she did while overlooking the waterfall from a deck chair.
Meanwhile Lindsay was just getting out of the baths. With the person she expected the least.
"Oh my gosh Aqua! I still can't believe you are really here!" Lindsay said excitedly.
Azura smiled, "That is good to hear. It's better to hear a random fan than a stuck up manager. Some of those other singers are nice too, but… anxiety gets to them." she said.
"Really? They get scared?" Lindsay asked.
"Sadly yes, you can only imagine the pressure some are under after a show ends. I guess not all of them are like my brother Jack." Azura said.
"Who's Jack?" Lindsay asked.
Azura giggled, "Jack Atlas, but by now you can guess that's not his real name." she said.
"I know him! He's uh… he's uh… a dancer right?" Lindsay asked.
"A famous motor crosser. I think one of his magazines is right here somewhere. It's kind of funny considering he used to be scared of flying, but likes fancy motorcycles." Azura said making Lindsay giggle.
As the giggling continued along with various gossip that Heather did not care for one bit. Heather just ignored it and enjoyed her iced tea until it ran out and someone gave her a new glass.
'This is fine.' Heather thought as several exotic birds flew around the falls.
Elsewhere
Leshawna settled for a long shower instead of a bath after visiting the doctor. Before moving on elsewhere to a makeshift dermatologist to clean… literally everything.
"Yeah… Total Drama pain in my rear can suck it." Leshawna said as she felt all sorts dead skin and ailments being removed from her body. "I swear, I'm going to be thin from all this stress I'm losing." she said to the servant.
"I think that may be the case." the servant said looking at all the dead skin that's been removed.
"Whatever, I hope those boys are happy. They're having fun on a boat, while I'm in paradise." Leshawna said feeling bliss. "Still, I wonder how the other girls are." she said.
Later that night
With everyone feeling relaxed, Yuri Alpha announced a special dinner for their guests. Leading them to a table with real food that won't kill them. Ironically, handled by a professional gastronomer who wanted to try out new dishes.
Meanwhile, Naruto stood at a wooden balcony looking over the dinner. Where he could see Azura inviting Lindsay to sit next to her while the maids helped the other girls. As the chef arrived with food meant to be served for the wealthy and of favorable political power. Maybe a few oligarchs could find a way to obtain such food as well.
"Welcome ladies, I present to you various foods from all around the world. Meals crafted by humans since the dawn of time when they learned to hunt and gather." the gastronomer said.
"Someone's dramatic." Gwen whispered to Leshawna who stifled a laugh.
"We have cepelinai, kaseknopfle, pierogi and many more dishes you may find enticing." the gastronomer said.
"I have no idea what any of that is, but I think I'm willing to take the risk." Bridgette said before being given some sort of dumplings.
"Hey, not that I'm inviting him or trying to sound offensive. But isn't your dad coming down?" Gwen asked Azura.
The blue haired girl looked up at her father who was on a call, "I don't know. I never predict what he will do." She answered.
With all the girls having enjoyed their meals and being offered exotic desserts. They all found themselves to be tranquil while at the same feeling the dread of returning to the island. Unaware that Chris put in a request to get some none perverted shots for a bonus episode. Likely for something exclusive if not for a DVD if the show's ratings add to the hype.
"I hope you all enjoy the night. Because you may be allowed to stay for the week." the gastronomer said surprising them.
"Can we?" Gwen asked with an excited face.
Heather slid down, "Just end me after this vacation ends." she said accepting the resort as her final resting place.
"Me too." Lindsay said, unaware of what Heather meant.
"This week is going to flyby fast." Gwen said as Masrur appeared in lion form. She stroked his head as he sat down, "But I'm going to milk it." she said.
"A toast anyone?" Bridgette said raising up a glass of apple cider.
"To us, after this. It's every woman for herself for 100,000 dollars." Heather said raising her own glass.
"Cheers!" everyone including Azura said as they clinged their glasses.
Suddenly Naruto jumped down from his high point. Landing like a superhero from a big budget movie buster. Azura giggled at how stranger her father looked when he landed.
"That reminds me, Chris forgot to mention the change with payment." Naruto said.
"What?" Lindsay asked, sounding confused.
"It's 500,000 now, not 100,000." Naruto said making half of the girls do a spit take.
"Did I hear that right!?" Leshawna asked.
"Half a million dollars?" Gwen asked.
"Tax exempt." Naruto adds.
Heather groaned, "I need to lie down." she said, hearing news of the bigger reward.
Bridgette nods, "One more drink, it might wash down the news." she said sounding shocked.
Leshawna coughed during the news, "It almost… sounds… worth it." she said in between coughs.
Gwen patted her back, "I wonder what the reason for the change was." she said, unaware that Chris was listening in on them.
"What matters is finding your own motivation to continue." Naruto said before leaving.
"Well that was interesting." Azura said as she poured more apple cider into her glass.
A week later, at the docks
The boys are ecstatic! A full week away from Camp Wawanakwa and were beyond happy. As well as feeling the need to rub it in the girls face and tease them. As they arrived back at camp while partying to some loud music. Before jumping off onto the dock as the boat left.
"Haha, did you miss us?" Duncan asked the girls.
Only they remained silent and ignored them.
"They must be angry." Duncan said taking in the silence as jealousy.
"Hey no need to be mad. We're still friends right?" Geoff asked, receiving silence.
In actuality, the girls were still feeling a little euphoric and relaxed from just having left the spa resort. Gwen noticed them but decided to keep the boys feeling proud until their world crashes down. Gwen tried to keep her laughter down as she saw Owen bring them a box of chocolate covered cherry blossoms. Likely to act as a form of peace between the two genders.
"Look, I know you're mad. So how about we share these sweets?" Owen asked.
Leshawna looked at the sweets and shrugged, "I would but… then I wouldn't be able to eat these mini cheesecake bites." she said revealing a plate.
"Hey, where did…"
"Sorry Owen." Leshawna said pretending to care. "Hey skinny, you want any chocolate whatever?" she asked Heather.
"No, but I wouldn't mind another Long Island." Heather said raising up a glass as it was taken by a maid and replaced with a fresh one.
Owen looked confused, "How…?"
Lindsay started to hum in delight, "You guys really missed out. Oh man, this strawberry cream cheesecake is to die for!" she squealed.
"WHAT!? Strawberry cream… they didn't have that at the hotel!" Owen exclaimed.
"Hey are you chicks punking us!?" Duncan asked.
Bridgette laughed it off, "Not really, while you were at a fancy hotel. We were just suffering at camp." She said sarcastically.
"Dudes, I don't know what happened, but something is different about the chicks." Geoff said.
"You think? Look at how clean they are!" Trent pointed out.
All of the girls were sparkling clean. Even more so than the men to the point light was reflecting off of their skin. What they couldn't see is that while the men also had access to herbal baths and massages along with some medical treatment. The girls were treated as if they were reborn into this world by means of which no ordinary man could create nor compare to.
"So what, my alligator elbows are gone." DJ said revealing his smooth elbows.
"And so are mine and my dead skin and a bunch of other gross stuff. Heck, I even lost weight but this bootie looks better than ever!" Leshawna said making DJ feel said.
DJ's Confessional
DJ hanged his head in shame, "Now I don't feel so special." he said sadly.
Duncan's Confessional
"I don't get it, this place is a death trap. How do the girls go from ragged bathrooms and cabins to looking like they saw heaven or something?" Duncan asked.
Back to the camp
Suddenly Entoma appeared, "The cabins are cleaned up." she said putting her broom down.
"Seriously?" Gwen asked.
"Yup, a good buffet for me and I still have dessert." Entoma said pulling out a jar of cockroaches. "Also, Solution ate the rest of your vermin." She said pointing at the beautiful blonde maid who gave them a deranged smile.
Bridgette waved at her as if they were friends, "Thanks!" she shouted.
"Also, Narbarel fell through the floor like four times. We got someone to start fixing it." Entoma adds.
"Thank Goodness! I swear, I did not want to leave my room at the resort, but at least the cabin sounds livable." Heather said.
"RESORT!?" The boys asked.
"Yeah resort, now get off of my back." Heather said with a sneer.
Then Chris brought everyone back to reality, "Good morning campers! I hope you enjoyed your vacation! Because today I have a new challenge!" he announced as everyone groaned.
"Oh well, at least I'm in good condition." Gwen said jumping to her feet. Accidentally dropping her book, "Whoops, better not lose it. It's pretty informative. Who knew Masrur is part of an ancient feline species." She said sounding interested.
"Good to hear Gwen! Because I have an important message!" Chris said through the loudspeaker, as if he could somehow hear Gwen. "We have some old friends wanting to visit us at another shot at the 500,000 dollars!" he exclaimed.
"What!? You said, 100,000!" Duncan yelled.
"Shoot, I knew I forgot something. I knew the girls were so nonchalant after their vacation in that hidden resort." Chris said as he laughed at the boy's misfortune.
"Secret resort?" The boys asked.
"Enough of that, I want you all to welcome back your old friend… EVA!" Chris announced as everyone turned around.
To find the ocean covered in flames as Eva was arriving on a small yacht. Looking very ferocious as she came closer. Making everyone tense up and start to feel deathly afraid as Eva jumped onto the dock. With every step, the wood on the dock started to shake as she moved closer to everyone.
"That's right! I'm back!" Eva yelled, very angrily.
"This is so against the rules Chris! You said no was allowed to come back after being eliminated!" Gwen yells.
"Oh yeah… I lied, hahaha!" Chris laughed.
"This is beyond unfair!" Heather yelled.
"You think? Oh well, hopefully you don't mind the fact that Izzy is also back!" Chris adds.
Just as Izzy could be seen falling from the sky, "Hey guys!" she yelled.
"Izzy!" Owen screamed as he tried to catch her.
Only for Milim to appear and grab her by the leg, "How's that for an entrance?" Milim asked.
Izzy cackled, "Not close enough to the ground bestie!" she said as her head was a foot away from the ground. Izzy proceeded to do a hand stand as Milim let go, "Hey everybody! You wouldn't believe the great time I had in the woods!" she said before bumping fists with Milim.
Then falling down on her back. Which Izzy quickly recovered from before jumping up and running around like a maniac. Before asking how are things been since she was chased away by the RCMP.
"How did you escape them?" Leshawna asked.
"Uh, it took a while but I had to do some crazy things to hide. That and Milim here kept making too many big trails when she was letting me fly in her arms." Izzy said before giving the pink haired girl a high five.
"Enough! Now then, more big news! The teams are now split! For good!" Chris said scaring most of the campers. "Also, get ready for the new challenge and a new assistant that's about to arrive just to help out!" he adds.
Owen cheered, "Yeah! Another challenge? Give me ten!" he told Duncan as he raised up his hands.
"You heard him Owen. It's every man for himself now." Duncan said already realizing that he doesn't have a team to rely on.
Owen looked around nervously as he saw everyone leave. Including Milim who blasted off somewhere. It didn't help that he could see Naruto flying in the sky and letting out a roar as he flew towards the challenge. Leaving Owen to sigh as he dragged himself over to the next challenge.
Later, with Chris
As Chris awaited the for the arrival of his victims, -er campers. He saw Naruto land nearby and turn into human. Revealing that some teenage girl with rose colored hair was hanging onto him. All the while Chris just smiled away as if the world were burning but cared very little.
"Wow, this place is a dump. I wonder how anyone lasted this long." said the girl.
"Behave yourself Junko, now prepare for the challenge." Naruto said.
Junko pouted, "Alright." she says before pulling out a large board. "So how are we doing this and who is the poor sucker?" she asked as Chris laughed.
When Milim suddenly arrived, "Hey dad, I just wanted to… WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE!?" she screamed as she pointed at Junko.
Junko feigned sadness, "Why are you so mean big sister? Always bullying me! All I wanted to do was look up to you!" she said with fake tears.
Naruto sighed as he saw the exchange as Milim got in Junko's face.
"Cut the crap! You are evil and you know it!" Milim argued.
Junko then put on a pair of glasses, "Evil is merely a matter of perspective. A word used to denounce one's actions of which they are used to corner a less than favorable faction." she said sounding intelligent.
Milim's fists balled up, "You know what I mean!" she yelled.
"Nope, I have no idea." Junko said looking away from Milim.
As the two girls argued, the campers finally arrived for their challenge. Prompting Naruto to grab them both and separate them.
"Girls, behave yourselves. Milim, go home." Naruto said making her glare.
"Fine! I don't want to be near her anyways!" Milim said as she left.
Naruto sighed, "I never understand either one of you." he said.
Junko shrugged, "Not my fault I'm too lovable." she said before taking a seat.
"Welcome campers to a classic game of, Say Uncle." Chris announced.
"And who's the babe?" Duncan asked, likely earning Courtney's ire if she's watching the show right now.
"Today's guest star is one of the daughters of our favorite dragon." Chris said as Naruto yawned before lying on a rock. "The famous fashionista from Japan, you might know her best as, Junko Enoshima!" he announces as Junko waves to the camera.
The men tried to restrain themselves from her beauty. While the women were either envious or freaking out like fangirls. At least a fangirl is the best way to describe Lindsay's reaction to another celebrity.
"And by the way, I am already loving this show. The place looks run down but it's more than the millions of dollars executives put in for other reality shows. At least you can tell the drama here is real." Junko said expressing her delight.
"Good to hear Junko, now let's talk about today's challenge!" Chris said as the campers took their seats behind some makeshift desks. "Like I said, Say Uncle, is what we're playing. Where you will be going through dangerous challenges, but luckily the interns have proved them to be fairly safe." he explained.
"That's a relief." Owen said.
"Then again, the interns aren't all human." Chris said pointing at a wolf like intern who ignored the arrows stuck in their back.
"Not a relief." Owen said clamming up.
Junko laughed, "By the way, these challenges are all my ideas. Don't worry though, I toned them down." she said looking at Naruto who forced her make less dangerous challenges.
"I'm not sure if that's better or worse." Trent said.
"Meh, a matter of perspective." Junko answered.
Onto the game
Chris then explained the rules, "Like in the name, you either take the challenge like a champ or quit like a wuss. You just need to last 10 seconds, but if you refuse the challenge or fail. You are automatically eliminated." he explained. "With that said, everyone minus the winner of the challenge wins immunity and the special prize." Chris said as he pointed outside of the challenge area.
Where a clean trailer is presented by Chef who was playing the harpsichord. As the campers looked at the trailer. Almost as if it were a majestic animal known only in myth. It sounded like an overreaction but with what everyone has been through. It only made sense.
"Now then, Duncan gets to be our vict-, I mean volunteer." Chris said.
Duncan crossed his arms, "Do whatever you want. I'm not afraid." he said as Chris spins the wheel.
Landing on a picture of a wolf, "Wow, you get to play with Ranga's pups." Junko said as Ranga came out of Naruto.
So that he could summon his children, "Come to me my children." Ranga said as the goal was set and Duncan was shoved in place. "Children, reach the net behind the delinquent. If he doesn't let you, bite him where it hurts! Like papa taught you!" he told his pups who yipped.
Junko gushed, "Aw, they're so big… and ferocious." she said as they lined up.
"What am I doing!?" Duncan asked.
"Just play the role of goalie Duncan. Also, watch out for the fangs. These pups are more ferocious than they look." Chris said as the baby wolves looked harmless. "Watch out for your privates." he whispered.
"Wait what!?" Duncan asked.
"Ten seconds start now!" Chris said as the timer went off.
"How do I block wolves!?" Duncan asked as he tried putting his foot in the way. Only for it to bite his ankle, "AHHHH!" He screamed.
The ten seconds went by in the blink of an eye. When it was over, Duncan was being pulled across the floor like a chew toy.
"Enough little ones. The game is over." Ranga said as the pups whined and followed their father.
Not without one pup kicking dirt towards Duncan, "So uncool." Duncan muttered as he winced in pain.
"Duncan passes, now then. Lindsay!" Chris said as he spins the wheel again.
"This looks good, a spa treatment. It's going to be great for the skin." Junko said.
"With Marshmallows being used as wax?" Chris asked.
Junko shrugged, "Dad said no candle wax." She answered.
"Ok, works for me." Chris said as Chef put Lindsay on a wooden board.
"This won't damage my skin will it?" Lindsay asked.
Chef and Chris shrugged and poured it on Lindsay. Who briefly screamed before holding still for about ten seconds. When her timer finally hit 0 and the marshmallow wax was ripped off.
"Wow, my skin does feel great? Is this how you do it Junko?" Lindsay asked.
"Trade secret!" Junko said shutting her up.
"Do you want to dare someone Lindsay?" Chris asked.
"Nope, I'm good." Lindsay said until Eva grabbed her attention and whispered something. "No wait, I change my mind. I dare Bridgette into dipping her body into a barrel of leeches. Because she's a dirty backstabbing traitor… grrr!" she growled because Eva told her to.
"That sounds reasonable." Chris said.
"I actually think I have one around here somewhere." Junko said as she walked into the back.
A few moments later
Junko hummed to herself as Chef opened a barrel and filled it with water. As Chef, who was wearing a hockey mask for some reason, finished up his job. Junko teared open a paper packet and dropped a bunch of leeches inside. Before watching them squirm as they moved around. Junko then decided to be funny and made a funny impression of a country bumpkin.
"Alright Cheffy! Get that varmint in here and let 'em take a long dip! Bessie here can't wait!" Junko said.
Chef nodded as he gestured for Bridgette to come over. As the surfer girl hesitantly walked over towards them. Geoff stood up for his crush and volunteered himself.
"Don't do it Bridge! I volunteer! I'll take her place!" Geoff said chivalrously.
Junko scoffed, "Really? You want your blood sucked for a girl? You might forget her later. Maybe for a prettier girl or something." she said with an eye roll. "Besides, you really want to trade and probably get eliminated and lose THAT?" she asked, pointing at the trailer.
"She's got a point Geoff. If you take Brigette's place and lose, you're eliminated instead of Bridgette." Chris said confirming Junko's statement.
Geoff closed his eyes and nodded, "It's my duty bra." he said.
"You sound like a cheap rendition of my parent's love story… OW!" Junko squeaked as Naruto appeared behind her and chopped her on the head.
"Be nice." Naruto said.
"I am, I didn't even get to the scary part." Junko said with a glare.
"And what would be the scary part exactly?" Naruto asked.
"The part where you and mom gave birth to an ugly baby named Veldora." Junko said before laughing out loud.
Naruto sighed, "I know Veldora acts like an idiot, but learn to get along with him." he said.
Junko pouted, "Fine! Get over here lover boy!" she says as she stomps her boot.
"I got this!" Jeff said as he climbed in.
"That's brave." Trent said as Gwen nodded.
Only for Geoff to jump out once he had enough painful senations going around his body. As he jumped out, he heard a loud buzzer noise. Chris winced before shaking his head and revealing the timer.
"So close Geoff, you were only in that barrel for 9.9999999999999999999 seconds. Not 10, sorry bud." Chris said Geoff returned to his seat.
Where his chair was replaced with medieval stocks.
From then on, Owen came next and was forced to wear a pair of wooden pants. While having to deal with a murderous looking woodpecker. After surviving that ordeal. Gwen came next and got one of the joke challenges Junko made just to give only one person a one time chance to get lucky and pass. Chef just had to pull out some nose hairs really hard. Then DJ had his turn and he had to hold out as a snake wrapped around his body.
"Come on out little guy!" Junko said as a snake escaped her sleeve.
"Snake!" DJ yelled as everyone remembered his ophidiophobia.
In actuality, the snake started to darken and grow limbs and became the size of a large bulldog. DJ started to squeal as the snake had transformed into a mini dragon. Prompting Junko to laugh as she rubbed it's chin and whispered some things into it's ear before giving it a kiss.
"Cuddle with my pet Red Eyes Black Dragon." Junko said.
"Why!? This is worse than a snake!" DJ asked.
Junko rolled her eyes, "Calm down, Red Eyes here is sweet and gentle." she said before he roared. "Yeah yeah, I know you're hungry. You can eat afterwards. No cuddle!" she ordered.
DJ started to sweat as the large creature approached him. Prompting him to scream and run as it's cold scaly body came close to him. Junko sighed as she studied DJ's movements. When she snapped her fingers and several black and white bears appeared.
"Go get 'em boys! He's going to run near the docks only to curve into the woods. Probably under a rock." Junko said analyzing DJ's running pattern.
The bears ran after DJ and came back a few minutes later. From the looks of it, DJ tried to maintain his grip on the ground. Creating a large path that he clawed with his fingers. Before being shoved into the stocks.
"Sorry DJ, you lose." Chris said as DJ's chair is replaced with medieval stocks too.
Brigette was up next and managed to stay calm somehow. As bees completely covered her jacket and she maintained silence and balance. Something that entertained Junko.
"No way, even I can't hold still that long." Junko said as the snake slithered around her shoulders. "Okay then, since you haven't complained surfer girl. You get to pick who's next." she said as she looked at the crowd.
Chris proceeded to spin the wheel as it landed on a challenge that made Junko laugh with delight. All the while the other contestants looked at Eva who appeared calm but impatient. As she glared at Bridgette even more just as everyone chanted her name. Clearly wishing for Bridgette to pick Eva and get her eliminated.
"Eva! Eva! Eva! Eva! Eva! Eva!"
Eva was not one bit intimidated. She actually looked at Bridgette, daring her to pick her next.
"Ooh, 10 seconds with an Oonba. These nasty little creatures have poor coordination but make the most feral bears look like puppies." Junko said as Naruto arrived.
Slowly pushing up a giant container, "The trick is to injure the limbs if you want to fight it head on. Oonbaa are very dangerous but are more like brutes than coordinated fighters." Naruto explained.
In secret, the Oonbaa are strange creatures that look like fusions of monkeys, bears and all sorts of animals. They're actually a rare animal from his old world that kept stored as an experiment.
"I choose Eva then." Bridgette said as Eva glared even harder, if that were somehow possible.
"I got a toe tag for you traitor. You better get ready for it once I'm finished." Eva said as she walked into the container.
The moment she came in. The container shaked very violently as the sounds of a wild animal could be heard. Before a deathly scream was heard, making the campers fearful that Eva died. Only to hear another howl.
"OONBAA!"
Eva came out with new pelts and other accessories. Looking victories and not one scratch on her entire body. Making the campers fearful, Bridgette even more so as her seat was changed into medieval stocks.
"Three down that fast?" Junko asked, sounding confused.
A few minutes later
Trent's turn came up, "This one is simple. Just tap Bradley's back." Junko said.
Trent looked at the skunk and saw him dressed like a shogunate or at least someone with a high rank from the feudal era. Bradley just sat there enjoying tea while ignoring the world around him.
"Little trick, you have to do it while jumping on this rock path." Junko adds as Trent sighs.
"Here goes nothing." Trent says as he hops between rocks.
When suddenly, he's bombarded by skunks dressed like ninjas. Who bounce all around him, repeatedly farting in his face making him lose his balance. When a big fat ninja skunk landed on his face and let out a fart that made Owen proud. Causing Trent to fall and gag on the horrible stench.
*BUZZ*
"You lose." Junko said before Chris spins the wheel again for Gwen. "Hey this one is super easy. Just listen to modern day music meant for teens. You know? The ones that got famous and people listen to before they grow old and alone and realize their generation sucked." Junko said.
As Gwen sat on a chair and put on headphones. Hearing the latest music that the 2000s era teenagers enjoy. Only to throw it down within a couple of seconds and running. Perhaps if people focused on making music they enjoy instead of thinking they enjoy it. Gwen would not be suffering the stocks like Trent and the others.
"All of you guys are weak. These are all the soft level crap." Junko said before the wheel spins for Owen again. When the wheel spins again for Lindsay's second turn, "Okay now it's getting rough. Cheffy get the chainsaw! Someone's getting a limited time discount on pixie cuts!" she said laughing out loud.
Lindsay slowly tried to walk away. Only for the robot bears to pick her up and take her to Chef. Who proceeded to grab her long golden hair as he powered up a one handed chainsaw.
"Good little Monokuma bots. Now let's see if we can make pixie cuts look good." Junko said rubbing her hands together.
Only for Lindsay to scream and run before Chef could move. Making him shake his head as the buzzer went off.
Junko sighed, "I guess this season isn't ready for short haired girls." she said with a frown. "Too bad too, such a waste of a good chainsaw." she says.
"You can say that again. Off switch is busted." Chef said as he tried moving off stage.
Only to trip over a Monokuma robot. Causing the chainsaw to fly in the air and over Junko. Causing everyone to scream as it rotated over Junko before coming down. The rosette tilted her head in confusion as it came down.
"LOOK OUT!" everyone screamed.
Only for Junko's hair to come to life and transform into a snake. Before grabbing the chainsaw the blade with it's teeth. Causing the chainsaw to start buzzing until the physical chain broke apart and stopped moving completely. Junko sighed again as she took the chainsaw from the snake shaped hair.
"Damn it! Now that voids the warranty!" Junko whined.
"I think the warranty is the least of your problems you crazy psycho!" Duncan yelled making Junko stick her tongue out at him.
"Dad! I want a new chainsaw!" Junko yelled.
"Wait until your birthday!" Naruto yelled as Junko growled in frustration.
"Just spin the wheel! Who's next!?" Junko asked.
Chris whistled in surprise, "That's some good timing." he said as the wheel started to spin. "Another easy one, are you ready to eat some ice cream Owen!?" he asked.
Owen ran to the center of the stage, "Yes I am!" he exclaims as Chris gives him several buckets worth. "Hey this is new. I never heard of walnut flavored." he said opening it up and eating it.
Suddenly, Junko made strange noises. Causing several squirrels to appear who smelled the air. Causing them to dash towards Owen and tackling him down as the smell of walnut flavored ice cream was all over hid body. No thanks to Owen having poor manners and getting his clothes stained.
"NO! GET AWAY FROM ME LITTLE CRITTERS!" Owen screamed as the squirrels surrounded his body. Then he got brain freeze, "AHHHH!" and yet, Owen would somehow overcome this.
"I need to contact Atalanta to get rid of these squirrels now." Naruto said from the background.
Then it was Izzy's turn and according to the wheel's next spin. She was going to be getting a more intermediate level challenge. Involving being electrocuted with eels.
"This looks fun." Junko said.
"I know!" Izzy said as she lied on the wooden table. "Hit me." she said.
Chef shrugged and electrocuted her with an estimated 1200 volts of electricity. About 600 per one of the two eels that Chef used. Fortunately for Izzy, she could handle all of the electricity and actually found it fun.
"More! More!" Izzy demanded with excitement.
Chef shrugged again and gave her more until the ten seconds ended.
"That looked fun, so who do you want to go next Izzy?" Chris asked.
"Me! Me! With a seaweed wrap facial made from poison ivy!" Izzy said sounding excited.
"I was right. She is a masochist." Junko said.
Chris's Confessional
Chris pulled out a sheet of paper, "I made a bet with Chef against Junko. Apparently the girl predicted everyone's moves and behaviors then wrote them on this sheet. I didn't believe her… now Chef and I owe her 1000 bucks." he said with a frown. "I knew her dad was overpowered, but how can one of his kids randomly have that level of perception?" he asked, a bit frustrated from the sound of things.
Back to the game
Naruto had to summon one of his loyal followers. A woman who came from a race of plant like spirits. Oddly enough, they're born from potatoes and begin their cycle of life as fairies or a creature similar to fairies. They are called the Dryads and most notably have worshipped Veldora some time after his birth due to the storms he caused when he was born.
"Everyone meet Treyni, she's going to give Izzy a seaweed wrap made of poison ivy." Junko said.
Treyni looked concerned, "I was told about the seaweed, but I thought you wished to eat a healthy salad." she said.
Junko sighed, "No Treyni, crazy here wants poison ivy over her face." she said as she pointed at Izzy.
Treyni was no scared, "Young lady, surely Lady Junko jests." she said.
"Seaweed wrap me already!" Izzy yelled.
Treyni winced as she looked at her master, "Lord Naruto?" she asked. Naruto shrugged making her sigh, "Very well." she said as she generated some poison ivy.
Treyni stood back with a cringe on her face. Wondering why humans are torturing themselves. Just as the 10 seconds had ended, Chris was about to have the poison ivy removed.
"No don't, I like this." Izzy said, sounding relaxed.
"You know I'll have to disqualify you this way, right?" Chris asked.
Izzy didn't care and when she did remove the wrappings. Treyni looked horrified as she saw all the blisters and swelling around Izzy's face. As she muttered something about how good she feels.
"Please let me treat her first!" Treyni pleaded as she got the proper herbs ready.
"Sure thing lady." Chris said as he moved onto the next spin. "Heather, let us see your next challenge." he said as the wheel landed on a hockey puck.
"The difficulty depends on your outlook really. Just referee a game of hockey without getting injured or leaving the ice rink." Junko said kicking her feet up on her own desk.
Heather scoffed, "That's easy, who's playing?" She asked as Junko grinned.
'All part of my plan.' Junko thought.
Moments later
In a small ice rink, Heather stood in the middle with ice skates and a whistle around her neck. As the Monokuma robots rallied up on one side and the Tobi's appeared on the other. Despite the fact that the Tobi's had masks, Heather could tell they were really angry at the Monokuma's and vice versa.
"I forgot to mention. For some reason, dad's little minions hate my robot minions. So good luck!" Junko said as the Tobi's growled at the Monokuma's.
"I hope you have a cool time, because you're going to eat ice!" Tobi X yelled.
The lead Monokuma snarled, "Too bad, because I'm feeding you ice and your teeth!" he yelled back.
Heather started to get nervous, "Is it too late to ask for a fair game?" she asked.
"Just play already!" both captains demanded.
Heather blew on her whistle as she dropped the hockey puck. Prompting both sides to thrash around like starving animals fighting over a piece of meat. Unintentionally dragging Heather with them until she was sent flying out. Causing the buzzer to go off, signaling another failure. Junko laughed at the sight of her robots fighting the masked little men.
When Naruto suddenly appeared while wearing a black and white striped shirt. As he slammed his foot down, creating a large crack in the middle of the rink and most of the area around him.
"Game over, Monokuma's win." Naruto announced making the Tobi's growl in anger as they left.
Meanwhile the Monokuma's cheered and danced around as Naruto handed them individual golden trophies. Chris laughed at the scene as Heather was shoved into the stocks.
"Ain't that sweet? Fathers and daughters really are good team players." Chris said ignoring the scuffle.
Back on stage, a short while later
With Heather eliminated, that left only Leshawna and Eva left. Despite Leshawna not having taken her turn yet, Eva somehow had to take the next spin. It was dangerous but simple, with Junko guessing that there was a 90% chance of Eva taking the challenge and 75% chance of her succeeding. Which was to steal an egg from a wild animal called a Mirelurk.
Eva winced as she gripped her arm, "Those nasty things are tough and ugly, but a good blow tot he head stops them." She said, handing Chris the egg.
"Cool, I'm storing this somewhere nice." Chris said handing the egg over to Chef to keep locked. "And finally, Leshawna!" he said as the wheel spins, possibly for the last time.
Junko shrugged at this one, "Meh, Grizzly Bear Log Roll is tough but nothing too dangerous." she said.
"The what?" Leshawna asked.
At the lake
Junko lead Leshawna to the lake, "That bear is a champion in Europe. It has not lost a log roll in 12 years." she said as the bear demonstrated his prowess. With a few piranhas jumping around him, "Cool, I guess lives are at stake here." she said gleefully.
"I need to beat that thing!?" Leshawna asked.
"No, of course not. What part of champion do you not understand? Just last 10 seconds." Junko said as she stepped aside.
Leshawna took several looks between the piranha infested water and the trailer. The girl really didn't want to die and really didn't want to live in this dirty camp. She missed the resort, but now was a good chance to get a nice looking place to stay.
"I'll do it!" Leshawna exclaims as she jumps onto the log.
Surprisingly enough, this challenge went up to 30 seconds. With Leshawna struggling to keep up until she got determined and put all her effort in. Before jumping in place and causing the bear to lose his balance. Before Leshawna rolled the log again, making the poor animal spin into the water and back onto the surface. Where he was naked and without fur.
"Leshawna wins!" Chris announced as several interns arrived to help the bear.
Leshawna on the other hand, ran up to Chef and gave him a tight squeeze as a hug. Before throwing him aside as Leshawna ran into her new trailer. Only to go inside and be shocked by the interior.
"What the heck!? This place is a mansion!" Leshawna yells with an echo following her voice.
At the bonfire
The vacation was over and so was the challenge. Meaning once more, someone is going to be kicked off of the island. Possibly not permanently, but it's best to wait and see how things turn out later. Seeing as Chris messes with the rules and gets away with it. So there was no telling how often this would happen.
"First I would like to announce the bad news. We are out of marshmallows." Chris said as Owen screamed with great anguish. "Also, I think it's best we get to see who voted for whom. By playing the tapes from the confessional!" he adds as everyone minus Eva looks scared.
They had good reason to feel such a way. Because Eva saw everyone minus Duncan vote her off. For some reason Duncan voted off Heather because he has a conspiracy theory that Heather somehow got involved with the elimination ceremony of the Killer Bass and got Courtney eliminated. Along with Duncan openly telling Courtney that he misses her on camera. That and Eva voted for Heather after making some some violent threats to anyone that wants to vote her off.
"You heard the votes everybody. Eva, any last minute threats?" Chris asked, giving Eva a speaking chance before she's kicked off the show… again.
Eva sighed as she rolled her eyes, "Just don't trust crazy girl here. She makes Izzy look like a scholar and has an imagination." she said loosely looking at Junko before walking off to the Dock of Shame silently.
"She took it well." Bridgette commented.
"Nah, she's real mad but she's controlling it. Pfft, I'm a good person by the way." Junko said with an innocent smile.
"Whatever, mean girl is gone and Leshawna is throwing a party tonight!" Leshawna said leading everyone to her trailer.
Where they saw the inside, "IS THIS IS A MANSION!?" they asked.
"I felt the same way. Also, how is it so tiny from the outside?" Leshawna asked, wondering why her new home functions like the Tardis.
Elsewhere
In an unknown location, Echidna arrived in her human avatar. Smiling as she looked up and saw a large creature. The titan of Greek mythology slowly made her way to the creature and gently stroked it.
"Now now dear, mother is here and Naruto will be here shortly as well." Echidna said as a giant purple slitted eye appeared.
The sheer size of the eye alone, completely dwarfed Echidna's form. Wehn suddenly, the creature's eye closed and it thrashed around before letting out a yelp. Making Echidna look saddened.
"Poor baby, don't worry dear. It always hurts, but it's less painful when you have a new addition to the family again." she said as the creature grunted. "I won't leave your side dear. I will be here every step of the way and Naruto too." she said as the eye widened.
Echidna giggled as she kissed a random part of it's head.
"Don't fret my child. My little Medusa." Echidna cooed.
TO BE CONTINUED…
NOTES: So just a few adjustments here and there. I did rewatch the episodes to help out with some details as I do mix canon with new ideas. Especially with Heather's challenge as I rewatched No Pain, No Gain and she was in some stocks but never appeared to have a challenge like everyone else. That and the change between Eva to Leshawna always felt awkward since somehow it was her turn to dare Leshawna.
I never understood the episode. The wiki always points out random goofs in the show if anyone feels curious.
Anyways, here's the child list so far. Let me know if I forgot any.
Azura/Aqua - Fire Emblem
Atalanta - Fate series
Roxas, Ventus, Namine - Kingdom Hearts
Hades "Pluto" Uzumaki - Record of Ragnarok Hades
Veldora, Milim - That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime
Junko - Danganronpa
Kanna - Miss Kobayashi's Dragon maid
Beatrice - Re ZERO
Jack (mentioned) - Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds
Soma - Food Wars
Shirou - Emiya Archer Santa Lily (fanart)
Masrur (child form) - Magi
And that's all I can remember off of the top of my head. Hopefully you enjoyed this chapter.
