It's Big Brain Time


The New Super The House of Deez Nuts 6 9 Return


Chapter 1: A Prelude

"We're Meeting Jaune over there." Ruby said. Sounding Unenthusiastic when Suddenly.

Soundtrack Play: The House of The Dead 2 - A Prelude

"What?!" A Flying Omochao dressed as Gargoyle flew above them as Ruby and Weiss got out of the car. One had a Pistol while the other had a Keyboard hanging around her neck.

"Hehehe... I've already taken care of Jaune! This is only the beginning... You're Next! Get them!" Omochao said as Creatures (Zombies) walked over them.

Weiss Shot two of them while Ruby typed "Cheesenuts" to kill the other last two. They quickly entered the building where some of the tables are covered in blood (It's actually red food coloring).

"Please be safe Jaune"

"How could anyone do this?" Creatures appeared once again. Shooting at them while Ruby typed out "Flanders".

"Jaune!" She said

"Jam- I mean Ruby! I tried! Don't underestimate the enemy." Jaune weakily said. Holding his stomach. "Ruby! Take this." He gave a card when Creatures with Axes, named "Larry" (The Zombies in the house of the Dead actually have names through the game's files. This is named larry but i don't bother with naming the others), busted out the door. The two heroines shoot and typed out "Sorass" to kill them. They saw jaune from behind.

"Blake and Yang are coming to back us up! Hurry! GOOOHOHOHOH OH MY GOD!" Jaune bursted out laughing after giving that comically bad line. Ruby and Weiss laughed with Jaune with as well.

"CUT!"

Soundtrack Ended

"For crying out loud! I know this is laughably bad but we gotta give the readers something while we work on the last two chapters of RWBY The Hedgehog!" Bentley said as he was behind the Camera.

"I'm sorry but "Cheesenuts"? "Flanders"? I can't take that seriously without bursting out laughing." Weiss said as Ruby laid down on the floor. Laughing uncontrollably."

"Just continue on!"

Continue Soundtrack

Ruby and Weiss continued to the garden. One statue was just Freddy Fazbear twerking. Larry came out and killed Balan.

"No! No! Ah!" Larry would come at Ruby. Typing in "Rigatoni".

"I don't wanna die." Balan said as he jumped into heaven. (You gotta use one button to do it anyway.) Ruby and Weiss would see Captain Qwark in a dress and wig running from the creature.

"No? I mean No! Stay away you filthy thing!" The Captain said as Weiss headshot it. "Please help him!" Captain Qwark said in a obviously fake feminine voice. Silver was surrounded by the creatures with no way out.

"Please don't kill me! No! No! Help Me! Help me!" Creature slapped Silver in the face. Somehow, Killing him as Ruby typed "Mickey" "Bum" and "Conker" out.

"There's nothing we can do." Weiss said. Captain Qwark, like Ruby, Weiss and Jaune did earlier, He was holding his laughter. The creatures bust out of the gate. The two killed them before heading out. 6 Frogs were coming at them with Ruby just pressing "F" key Multiple times. Going into the alleyway where giant worms the size of a feet crawled to take a bite out of Duo. Weiss killed them instantly.

"Jaune's bloodstains?" She said in disinterested voice. Running out of the area where a creature held two chainsaws. Larry was up in the house. Throwing an Axe before Weiss deflected it. Typing "Buppy" to kill it. Sewer Creatures (Or Sloths? I have no idea what they are) jumped from the bridge, only to be shot back down.

"No! Help! Help!" Azami screamed without actually screaming. Sounding so bored out of her mind as she "Ran" away from the creatures coming after her. "Mary", "Glamrock" and "William" finished them off. They spotted the town center and went there.

That is before they had to kill the creatures in front of them. "Buh", "UHHH!" "Slur", Any word you could think of. Ruby typed them in and they all went down.

Palutena, in normal civilian clothing, was hanging onto the edge where a Creature was about to throw a Barrel at her. Weiss quickly shot the the barrel and then the enemy later. Palutena fell down as she was gonna thank both the girls for her work before a creature bust out. Ruby typed "Jinxed".

"Thank You! Take this" The goddess said. Giving healthpacks to the both of them. The two went to the Town Square where everything is was destroyed.

"Hehehehe! Looks like my advice had no effect. Suffer like Jaune did?" Omochao taunted as uh????? Donkey Kong arrived with an Axe

"STOP!"

Soundtrack Ended

"Uh? What's the matter?"

"This is stupid. Even for something as an April Fool's Joke."

"But we still gotta finish this part?'

"But we have other things to do. Reminder that Blake on set with Samus on SPBRR: Dread and we have RWBY The Hedgehog to wrap up.

"Oh? Well We're almost done with this story anyway. You just gotta defeat Don-"

"No. I'm done. Now excuse me as I leave to give out all my laughter." Weiss said to Bentley. Leaving the set where Yang entered the door.

"Hey! I'm back! What did I missed?" Yang heard her friend Laughing hysterically.

"Now what's with her?"

"Oh. This April Fool's story we set up. Judging by how dumb this was. Looks like it was too dumb that Weiss actually find this funny." Everyone would then talk to each other of how their days went (Minus Balan since Yuji "I ditched my Son during his 15th Anniversary and left for Square to make a mid AF title" Naka fell off).

"Well this is a pretty anti-climactic and "meh" way to end off a story. I got nothing else other than to make that next Daxter Direct." Bentley said. Rolling his wheelchair out of the set.


Yeah. i got nothing. So. RWBY: Ice Queendom huh? Yo. It looks interesting. I love to see how it goes. My god though. While the European Readers out there are lucky to watch it one week earlier. Sonic Movie 2. Oh my god. It's too close. I can practically feel it. Watching the movie and then coming back to play the House of the Dead Remake on my birthday? I love SEGA So damn much man. Oh yeah. I hope this will hold you guys over because the next chapter for RWBY The Hedgehog is gonna be ambitious. Ambitious to the point that I asked my mutuals on Discord to get involved with this chapter and they accepted. So yeah. Get ready.