DISCLAIMER: I DON'T own anything of Loud House. (Just one DVD and comic book)

First Author's Note: Couldn't let my busy day go by without publishing this first. Now Luan is my FAVORITE sister, but felt this be interesting.

Second Author's Note: This one-shot isn't my only AFD work. Princess Protection Program one-shot: Rejection Feels Wet is. Don't know if I'll do more AFD works. Third Author's Note is at the End. . .


😹😹 HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY EVERYONE 😹😹


Review Responses (THANK YOU for taking the time too):

Mission: Love on the Rocks:

BearfootTruck: I did warn about that. Usually my beginnings are short. Glad you enjoyed it. Terrence for the T, cute middle name. Yes, I don't see in always writing THE when addressing Shadow or Blue Speed Bump. Thanks for the Favorite AND Follow here.

Painful Passions:

MrGooolyTwoShoes: Okay, cursing unnecessarily. This is exactly why I PMed you no thanks. You add to the sad pool. You spelled 'becuase' wrong, the 'u' and 'a' need to be switched. I never delete my works even if they are bad. So no, in short it didn't. Have a nice day. True we are all critics, difference on fanfictions we don't get paid for it.


Luan's joy nearly has her walking on air. After hanging out with Benny at the movies, (Mr. Coconuts and Mrs. Appleblossom weren't with them.) now with only a few hours before her traps are triggered on the whole family. The bubbling brunette takes a relaxing nap on the living room plush blue couch.

As the heavy sleeper she Is, it surprisingly didn't take much for her rude awakening. At the painted red door slamming open. Yet the one causing it definitely was to her.

"All I said was I enjoyed his painting skills."

The usually monotone (not at the moment) voice of her sister Lucy states, walking inside. A few feet behind her is her boyfriend Rocky Spokes. The ginger haired boy's glare at Lucy shocks Luan. Everytime she'd witness the two adorable 8 year olds together, she only find Lucy softly smiling and Rocky blushing at her unable to talk.

His very badly upset dark blue eyes, get nothing from Lucy now. Expect her usual word: sigh. As she walks out of sight into the kitchen. Luan still frozen on the blue couch, about to open her mouth when. . . the angry boy chuckles nervously at realizing the brunette's presence.

He rushes in after the tired looking ravenette, Luan about rise off the couch, to try and defuse this honestly bad situation hears something she never thought she would: Lucy's furious screams, a second later glass is shattered atop something.

"AAAAAHHH! You disgusting witch!"

The boy's bodiless voice shouts clear as ever. With Lucy's suppressed laughing after it. Light brown eyes widen as Luan again attempts to get up. "Hey, Lucy! What was that?! Rocky. . ."

"No, DON'T!"

He screams again. As pulling muscles are heard. Luan trails off but before she can stand from the couch, Rocky comes out with his ginger red curly hair dripping wet in blood. He drops to the green carpeted ground with a heavy THUD!

Luan's hands fly to her gasped open mouth. Rocky's whole back covered in blood, his shirt ripped open. Lucy walks in, held in her now red snow pale left hand is Rocky's blood dripping spiral cored.

"He was always spinless."

Luan looking at her little sister, laughing at her own pun. Her own brown eyes unable to blink. Heart in her throat, she herself can't breath.

"Lu-Lucy, yo-you didn't. . ."

Words escape her comprehension. She just stares at the boy on their floor, bloody not moving. Rushing towards him, Luan doesn't register he and Lucy smirk at one another.

"April Fool's Luan!"

She grips her heart through her white no sleeve blouse. Wiping tears away, "Phew, good one you too."


THE END!

Third Author's Note: Well BearfootTruck did you spy the work I used from your Sonic one-shot: You Can Choose?