Once, Kurama got bored. He was silent for 2 days, and then he announced: "Naruto, I getting married".
Naruto's mouth dropped open - Kyuuby, and get married? And, most importantly, on whom?
- She is the best. And, she is so red-red. That is!
- But who is she?
- Karin!
- Kurama... Are you sure you didn't drink anything, well, when we celebrated the birthday?
- When?
- When Saske threw a party, and we were drinking a sake! I think you have had the most to drink!
- Nothing like that! A don't drink!
- Yes, right now! And I kept thinking that you are looking at her so carnivourusly... Only this, when you make an offer to Karin, it will be necessary to immobilize Suigetsu, and then you never now... They still have four children.
- What, really?
- Kurama, are you interesting in something except your rasengans? - Naruto rolled his eyes.
- There are no rasengans, there are bijuu bombs! - fox outraged. - But will she agree with my offer?..
- Of course, she will agree! Suigetsu is all so pale blue, you are so bright, so red, so hot! And there are ninetails! The same Hozuki does not have them, not even one of the most swollen ponytails! She'll agree, there is nothing to think about it, - Naruto assured his bestfriend, remembering how, having drunk sake together with Tsunade-ba-chan, half city was occupied with a red chakra, and miniature red foxes ran around Konoha. How it occured? Very easy. Naruto swaped with Kurama, and suddenly Godaime appeared near him... And sake too. And how Kurama was embarassed later, when Naruto found out about his dream - to start a family and create many, many little foxes! Futhermore, Naruto supported the initiative with marriage of Karin immediately and with both hands - not every time Kyuuby decides on a wedding. It remains only to persuade Karin, well, and Suigetsu at the same time. Because what if he drowns them inadvertently. He is a Hozuki.
- So, let's go?
- Where?
- How to "where"? We have to go to make the offer!
And they went. So, how went. They flew. By shunshin. And they didnt care that it was middle of the night - love is very important thing!
Firstly, they came to Saske. He was necessary - who else can hold Suigetsu from drowning, if not a brave leader? Uchiha, of course, was little dissatisfied, but persuasions with Uzumake together with Kurama had worked - well, wedding is very delicate thing, a special manner was needed there!
After that they stopped for a minute to see Tsunade, explained situation. Godaime had given her consent, while smilimg happily. "Drunk! Another one! With Karama at the main role!"
And they went to Karin's house. Fortunately, they found her on the kitchen when she was reading new bestseller of "Come-come Paradise, the version for sensors". Suigetsy was not observed neraby, which was undoubtebly pleasing.
- Saske-san? Naruto-san?- Karin was suprised, adjusting her glasses, then fox shrank inside Naruto and spread out like a puddle. "Hey, Kurama, what are you doing?"- Naruto asked and immediately received the answer: "Kami, she is so kawaii!" "Yes, deal is so serious", - Uzumaki understood and started to explain the situation.
"Stop, moron!" - Kyuuby growled when Naruto began to talk about love, and demanded: "Lets go swap, I have to say it personally!"
- Karin, I love you, marry me! - Kurama exclaimed, getting down on one knee and holding out the scarlet rose from his own chakra.
- I... So... E...
- Naruto, how damn are you offering THIS to MY wife? - suddenly Suigetsu's furios cry was heard, who somehow appeared near Karin. When Saske stepped in, and having materialized his Susanoo, squezeed annoying husband in his huge hand. "Don't interfere, don't you see, the fate of nine-tailed bachelor is being decided here?" - advised Uchiha, taking an openwork pink handkerchief from the pocket of his pink pajamas with the clan's coat of arms and wiping a tear that slipped from emotion with it. "I didn't have such a romance, Sakura just knocked me out and dragged me to the Temple to get married until I haven't any sense. I didnt even get a flowers".
- Saske, you had been watching a lot of TV! - Suigetsu screamed and got out using transformation to the water. - She is my wife, and we have four children! And I am not going to let some Kyuuby to take her away!
- So what you will answer me, Karin-chan? - Kurama asked, still holding a red rose.
- I...
- Karin, don't answer! - Suigetsu screamed, who was caught by Saske's Susanoo.
"Kurama, you are so romantic fellow!" - Naruto outraged. - "Hold her and drag to the Temple! Rather before she give you any response - what if she decline your offer? Godaime won't refuse your whim".
"Sure?"
"YES!"
Kurama decided to act using Uzumaki advice - he was more experienced in love things, well, why else did he go with Jirayua for two years? So Kurama picked squeaked Karin up and rushed off to the Temple. Tsunade was already standing near the Temple. She had a bottle with sake under her arm.
- Do you swear be together in grief and joy, in illness and health, in riches and poverty? Do you swear love each other and guard union through end of your days?
- Yes! – Kyuuby answered without thinking. Karin didn't catch to paste any word, when Hokage exclaimed:
- I declare you husband and wife!
Suddenly joyfully claps, whooping appeared; someone had showered the newlyweds with sakura petals.
- Bitter! – Visitors screamed.
- Stop all! – Puffed Suigetsu had suddenly appeared from throng. – Don't you dare touch my wife!
- You are had late, Hozuki, - Kurama said calmly. – Now, she is my wife too.
- Let's go fight! – Suigetsu screamed, and that reminds Kurama of Natsu from recently watched anime "Fairy Tail". And this absurd had been remembered again! But, well, the absurd was interesting, in his style. Unsurprisingly, that is Uzumaki had written it, was inspired by Jirayaa-sensei. And he had materialized Sakura's character, creating the fire dragon slayer.
- Kurama, wake up! –jinchuuriki voice had suddenly screamed over Kyuuby's ear. Kyuuby had perplexedly blinked and growled quietly – how many times he ask Naruto not to wake him up when he is sleeping!
- Hey, Ku, we have a mission and you are sleeping again, ttebayo! – thirty-years old blond was outraging – he becomed seventh Hokage approximately ten years ago.
- What mission? – Kurama asked idly, drawing his paw.
- Not mine, Boruto's mission! He had decided to go with Sarada, but Saske recommended not sending his daughter anywhere. What will we do?
- What you want, - Kurama sniffed. – I am not interested in your business.
- Kurama, I am afraid! If I reject Boruto will ignore me for a two months and Hinata will be upset again, in another way, if I scrap with Saske, he will go out from Konoha and Sakura will beat me again! Ku, well, help me!
- I do not care.
Kyuuby thinked he is invying to his jinchuuriki who have a wife and children. And how would Kurama himself want to have little, little foxes…
May be, he really can married?
But not Karin. She is so nervous, and besides, she is Uzumaki. No. He have a Mito with her romantic problems then Kushina and now Naruto. No, he needs in good, pretty and clever she-fox. Preferably, on a marriageable date and without intrusive husbands like Hozuki.
The main thing is that Naruto does not find out. And then again with his advice…
