And its time for Pyyrah. Also note, that this isn't really based on anything. I just saw something on youtube, and made them. And while theres OBVIOUS referances, this isn't based on, or inspired by them. theyre JUST references. So without further ado, PYRRHA, FUCKING! NIIIIIIIIIIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS!


Truth or dare. An amazing game played for, well, however long it's been around. Many feelings have been hurt, many questions answered, many friendships. Ended. Now... Throw all that the fuck oughta the window, and teams RWBY and JNPR are playing together, at RWBY's leader Ruby's, insistence. And Pyrrha was staring her dare card in the face. "Tell 3 people what you've always wanted to say to them." it, and she, read. "Alright. Well Nora, I guess i'll start with you." getting a happy nod from the girl. TAking a deep breath, she let it all out. "Nora... Why the FUCK, is your favorite food pancakes? If you cant eat it without syrup, then it can NOT be your favorite food! Just like how god damn, mother fuckin, cheese, and Hamburgers cant! It is NOT one food! It's FUCKING multiple! Holy fucking shit people, specify! if you say chocolate is, then I get you dark chocolate, and you fucking vomit, that's your own god damn fault! It's still fucking chocolate, but NOOOOOOOOOO! Someone, didn't SPECIFY!"

"AND YOU! *Turns to Jaune* Why the are you so useless sometimes Jaune? Like holy FUCK! YOU had to have mother fucking, weak ass, dipshit RUBY open a bag of fucking kale chips!? AND THEN SMACK THEM OUT OF HER HANDS AND STORM OFF?! WHAT! The ABSOlute FUCKING kinda bull Anas is that?! Fucking "Oh help me! I cant open a bag of fucking chips by my dipshit self, and need a weak ass person to do it for me like a like mommas boy BITCH!" SERIOUSLY JAUNE!?"

"and you... *turns to Ren* Why in the absolute fucking hell, god's dick sucking hell, give you the fucking right!? I MEAN I type you a TWENTY-TWO page text, about my day, because you, the Ostridge dick sucking fuck you are, sends me back. a fuckin, god damn, fucking piece of shit, mother fucking, ass hole sucking, dark spawn loving, ZEBRA TEETH MOTHER FUCKING K? or O? WHY THE FUCK CAN YOU JUST ADD THE K OR O NEXT TO EACH OTHER YOU FUCKING SLOTH RAPIST? ARE YOU THAT, GOD DAMN LAZY?!"

"Pyrrha?"

"What, Ruby?"

"Have a snickers, your not nice when your hungry..." as Pyrrha took a few nibbles on the offered treat, Ruby asked, "Better?" Throwing the candy like a missile, Pyrrha shouted, "NO! I'M NOT GOD DAMN BETTER! I'M STILL FUCKING PISSED!"


And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't fuck with Pyrrha... Anywhoo, the Glynda rant IS happening, but im getting all the students outa the way first. Also, and I hate doing this, and im only doing it once, but if any of you want to check out my youtube channel, its, "Ramen of Shadows" I HATE advertising, but I might as well post it once, right?