Eva Green-text Chapter 2
Spend roughly a hour talking to the president
We begin to solidify our plans against NWO, aka, seele
How did I know about seele?
I talk to Alex Jones a lot, that's how.
Hang up and cuddle with ritsuko some more.
HELL YEAH BROTHER
Wake up, ritsuko will probably sleep for a couple more hours after the nights festivities.
I make a quick exit to the store.
I pick up some stuff to make some protien pancakes, and creatine.
also get onions,some strip and flank steak, plus two pounds of ground beef for some chili.
HELL YEAH BROTHER!
I get the chili started (because it takes hours to finish) and start mixing the pancakes.
While i'm frying the pancakes, ritsuko stumbles in. She's startled to see me.
"You're real?". I nodded, "I thought I just dreamed that" she mumbled.
Her eye's shoot wide open. "Oh god!, we didn't use protection!". She starts to panic
I latch on to her and pull her close. "Don't worry honey, I'll take care of you and the babies" I say.
She start's babbling into my chiseled chest. I quite liked the feel of her breasts being pressed into me.
Maybe to much. Oh well.
HELL YEAH BROTHER!
"And as the new commander of NERV, we'll have ton's of resources at our disposal". I told her this as I ran my hand through her hair.
The cute, but awkward doctor, let out a muffled out "OK".
I let go of her and point to a chair. She sits down, and I bring her a plate of protein pancakes.
She starts to dig in. "Wow this stuff is really good". Stuffing her face with the protein product.
I get myself some and after a good and "healthy" breakfast I bid farewell to my wife.
Calling her my wife cause's her to get immensely flustered.
I drop her by her office still embarrassed and I make my way to NERV'S gym.
I see shinji coaching asuka and rei in the way of the barbell.
I take my old, ponderous ass over to the kids.
"Mornin' kids, after you three get done skipping school, meat me back here at 5pm"
The tribunal of teens look nervously at each other, and asuka steps forward.
"Yes asuka"? I say through a Cheshire grin.
"Is it true you're the new commander?" She stammer's out.
I find the redhead's confusion amusing. The only response I give her is a throaty laugh.
I walk out of the gym cackling. Man I can't wait for that chili.
I go up to the former commander's office.
I ignore the furnishings of the office and proceed to use the password provided to me by sub-commander and ritsuko
Password is "YUI696969" BTW
Holy shit, dude is wacked yo.
Spend all day going through the old man's deranged computer
Who still uses Windows ME? Fuck weirdo.
Notice it's 4:54 pm.
HELL YEAH BROTHER!
I pounce over the desk and sprint to the gym like Burt Reynolds at a tupee comvention.
I enter the gym at the nic of time.
I inhale air. "Gather around pilots!" I bellow.
The pilots stand confused . They are anxious, not knowing what is going to happen.
I do however. "Pilots, behold!" Two figures walk through the gym doors.
One is president-for-life Joe Rogan. The other is international carbine superstar Travis Haley.
"Your trainers pilots!" I yell and point aggressively at the two men.
And as the new commander i leave the three pilots with there new trainers and i cartwheel out of the gym. I'm going to get some damn chili.
As i cartwheel through the corridors of NERV, and pounce into ritsuko's office.
I leap to ritsuko's desk. "Ready to leave honey?"
"I can't leave yet, the magi need some maintenance..." she goes into technical details.
Don't care lol, honey your days of overtime ar over!
I squat down and pull ritsuko over my shoulder. Like a caveman.
I look maya and makoto right in the eye's.
"Maya, makoto, you two are in charge of magi maintence when is'nt on duty" I order, and they salute.
I carry the lady scientist home. Accutally i drive us home, but that does'nt sound as cool.
I deposit my tired wife into a dining chair and proceed to give her a bowl of my beloved chili
I get my own bowl and enjoy our romantic dinner.
Hell yeah.
Roll credits for episode 2.
