It was a typical day in Shiganshina... before the trouble started...
Eren was rescuing some bunch of flowers.
Suddenly he bumped into Sean mcloughlin/jacksepticeye.
"Whoa I didn't expect to see you here at your house."
"Yes I come here every tuesday."
Suddenly, there was a slow creepy, scary noise.
They stared deeply and lovingly at eachover .
But they bumped into a deep dark scary hole.
"oh no I have have been damaged " said the green eyed boy.
"I believe zero point is behind this!"
"I deduced as much myself did I"
"They is behind an mega evil scheme to dominate ourtown."
"How"?
By finding a powerfull pineapple of doom and fireing it at us.
"can we stop them?"
Yes, by finding the alarmclock of satan.
"where?"
In the magical island , hidden in the mountings of bunny rabbits , opposite the leafblower of hell.
"Come now, Hero, we must find and seak our quest to do!"
"Indeed thee must hasten to hawk yonder!"
And with that they left
"You know, I think The inbetweens naphew would be better bustier dont you think?" said Mikasa.
"Dunno, you see he is smarter than some g-strings." replied the teen.
"True."
"What ARE you talking about?" said Eren.
And they all laughed.
"You can never beat me, I'm indomitable," said Zero point.
"Oh I beat you villain you!, you'll run back crying to your momma.The hot one "
"Mhuahahaaha I dont need no mother, I am after all adopted".
After that, Yeagher leaped down onto the volcano plato
he was in luck because he just managed to jump on it but didn't fall in it. It would have been a short story if he fell in it.
Caleb called to him: "are you alright lover, you fell quite hard". "I'm an expert at falling," spoke Yeagher, "especially with girls."'
The inbetween stood looking at our hero - their cape flapping in hotness.
They beared an expression of smugness. "I had told you, I am invincible, I cannot be killed, I cannot die, I cannot breath. And I have this!!!"'
Suddenly they held the 3D Manuver Gear aloft.
"This is what you want!
This is what you need! But its mine now. You cant stop me.'
"Noo...not the 3D Manuver Gear"
"Yes. The 3D Manuver Gear"
"The 3D Manuver Gear!" gasped the asian girl
"Yes. The 3D Manuver Gear"
Suddenly a bolt of lightning went through in the air, strikking left and right but not hitting the lava plato they were all standing on.
The Villain lit up dark in the flash of lightning. Their features scary.
Laughing as they stood there, they approached Eren, "Give up and go home, Mikasa doesnt love you anyway."
"Thats not true!
"
the green eyed boy ran forward and fought them (by slashing into them while zero point evaded their attack and shoot fire from his fingertips)
But every time he hit The inbetween, they just smiled and hit them back.
In between dodging lava ejectulations, zero point said: "You cannot beat me"
"NEVERRRRRRRR!!!!" he YELLED HARD!
"Then you will lose, and I will win and destroy everything you care for."
"I HATE YOU!!" said Eren and ran towards them with his weapon drawn.
"Pathetic human, you can not beat me since I have this Incinerator!""
"No?! You have created it?! What have you done?!"
"Oh it was just a simple thing. With the help of your friend," they said while dodging another lava ejactulation, "I finished it just yesterday. Oh my, a lovely night we had.
"Your a monster and you will die, you monster!"
Yeagher ran towards zero point, just dodging a fire ball, leaping towards a plato in the lava, dodging a lava ejaxtualatuion, landing on a rock
he surfed like Legolas in Lord of the Rings on his skateboard towards the villain again, who in turn laughed out loud and smirked and took another fireball in his hands because he really wanted to kill the the brunet
"NOW!!!" SHOUTED our hero and herosexhisher female companion lifted her top and zero point was distracted by the bouncing blobs of womanflesh.
Using this to his outmost tactical advancement the green eyed boy grapped 3D Manuver Gear from zero point and stabbed him in his forehead .
"Owch! While I had the 3D Manuver Gear I could not be harmed. But now it was taken from me I can and was and it hurt"
They staggered around and grabbed into the air, he was dying. "You are all dooomed, doomed! You will die and I will see your death come to you and your family and your families family family."
Suddenly an ejacturalition of lava sprung up and whooshed them with its flames, leaving behind only ashes .
"Oh, you are my Hero!" squeeled the half-asian girl and embraced him.
"Eren , Eren, I love you! But we only have 6 minutes to escape before this volcano erupts!!!"
"Then quick, we must leave and leave this place behind, said Eren and left this place behind."
Just in time, when the last second of the clock was about tick, Eren and the sidekicks got out and everything crashed behind him, leaving only smoke and dust and stones behind in the rubble."
The End
