Far far away, in a magical far away distant land..

Mikasa felt really dperessed one day. She had just found out that she was adopted. Her real parents turned out to be nobels from Europe. They had a upper class cave network and were mighty richt! But she had none of that richness around. It made her feel pretty bad about herself so she listened to some good music. A/N like Evanessence and Within Temptation but also like My Chemical Romance

But long she did not have to be depressed as Eren came in and kissed her (they had falled in love at the end of the story see). And he said: "I love oyu so much, it hurts. What is wrong with you? If you feel bad then I feel bad."

So the asian girl told him the whole story. He was shocked to hear this and said "I'm really shocked to hear this! Your parents are monsters!"

"Which ones?"

"All four of them, I don't like them. As much as I don't like Sasha Blouse!"

And that was a lot because Mikasa Ackerman knew that Eren hated the brunette because she was unbelievably stupid and fat.

But Eren took out a letter, "this had just arrived," said the brunet.

Mikasa Ackerman openend the envolupe and inside was an invitation:

"Most Esteemed Mikasa said the message"

"You are condord invited to the royal ball of your parents. Your real parents, miss."

"We hope to see you soon. Most esteamly yours, dutchess!"

Oh my, said Ackerman this is rad!. But Eren was a little sceptic: "Maybe it's a trick."

"Why?" said the girl

"Because there are... rumours. Of Zero point still being around!"

"Surely they could not come all the way to Europe!?" said the half-asian girl confidently because she didn't think that Zero point could travel that far.

"Hurm," said Eren contagiously, "we just have to be careful."

"Hold on," exlciamed Mikasa, there is something else in the invitation!

"Princess the half-asian girl, hereby we also bestow upon you the keys to the cage of a flying unicorn your parents have provided you with. Also, whenever you hold this key in your hand, your powers are increased"

Mikasa was really happy with that but also felt a little bad for Eren. After they had a relaction ship, Eren had taught her his Titan Shifting and she picked it up really well! She was now even better at Eren at the Titan Shifting!

So they went and picked up the flying unicorn. It was really quick and agile and flew around them like it really enjoyed itself! It took a moment but with enough training and perversion, Mikasa trained it to her will! Now they could go and visit their parents!

But little did they know that the invitation was not from Mikasa's european nobel parents, but from Sasha Blouse instead! And she had teamed up with Zero point!

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'But then, it turned out Eren Yeager's lover had been secretly sleeping with Zero point.He had been having sex with her a lot. Eren was angry about this.

'The pain, the incredibly agonizing suffering he felt going through his heart, down his spine, into his collon and leaving his body through his anus once more.He was going to take revenge, on both of them, on everyone.

He grabbed his tazer, his raygun and his throwing sticks with M6 like ammo loaded. And of course, his trusty rocket launcher.

There he went, onto the streets, scaring everyone in sight. Everyone knew, he was out to take revenge.

The cops hide, so did the thieves and the beggers and the laddies, until there wasnt a single living being on the steet.

He went into his flying blimp, and forced his pilot at gunpoint to fly him to the base of Zero point. There he would take his revenge.

The base of Zero point' was crowded with minionss, all baring heavy arms and tommyguns. And those that didnt have weapons, had big twin machetties and double egged katana's.

As he flew closer Eren grabbed his semi-automatic webley revolver, pointed and fired at a group of thugs who were outside for a smoke.

"Shoulda dodged that," he said manly.

They arrived at Zero point's hanger and entered

"You have arrived I see. Pitty, I was just talking to my Boss"

"Your boss?" said everyone.

"HE MEANS ME!!!"

Suddenly, SATAN appeared behind them!

"OMG" they all said in unison.

"Your G wont save you now, mere mortals"

With that, they struck down his falk and killed Lorelei.

"You bastard. You Will Pay For That.".

"You see? I am evil. I killed. I am Satan"

"My sister is the most amazing girl in the city." said Yeagher.

"What??"

the teen smiled softly as he knew what he meant.

Dramatically,the boy pulled out HIS BIBLE!

"With the TRUE word of GOD our savior and with the power of CHRIST I compel you to LEAVE!"

"NOOO ARRGGGG NOT THE HOLY WORD OF GOD! MY POWERS OF COMMUNISM AND GOVERNMENT OVERREACH IS NO MATCH!!!"

Satan exploded with the holy light of justice! .

"This is true power, not that evil magic" said the brunet flexing His holy biceps!

"Our work here is done"

With that, they all went home, safe in the knowledge that Satan was gone and GOD was protecting them all along.