In the beginning there was the 3D Manuver Gear..

Serenity Serentiy Rider of ChoadGlorifica

I was born under the shady dark red moon of the last oktober of the second millenium after the Great Shit. .

My father was the king of all the lands of our kingdom from the Beyond. My mother was born of the Ferry of Wisdom and Beauty.

Every day I ware the most beautyfil outfits the worlds have ever seen. My favourte is a radient red jacket that reaches down to my angles and is decorated with signs of insignia. I take long walks at the palance dark forrest where I am acoompanied by my faithful Jortföljitr (A/N: I got that name after I watched Thor!), my faithful companion ferral dire lionworf.

But one day I was walking down the beach and then I saw a great dark light appearing in the middle of the beach. It was great and dark and was everywhere but especially the middle where it was the greatest and darkest of all.

Oh faithful Jortfulljitar! I said!

Jortfalhitr looked at me with his great dark eyes and snuffled up to me in fear and comfort. And growled at the grat Black and Dark lgith. Jortfialjiral was a great and vicious beast I evaganlised in my head. But I must have said it out loud because behind me a mysterious voice said Thats indeed a great and vicious beast you have there.

It was Eren!

I had heard of Yeagher all this time but I had never met his! I wouldn't have dreamed to actually see that he existed in this dimension! My father is the king of all the realms and dimensions and he had known that the teen lived in one of his rears and but it was quite exciting.

But I cared for none of that. Because when I saw Eren, I was lost in his the perfect orbs of his soul that was embedded deeply wthin his head.

After what seemed like eaons we were awoken from our mutational dream. Because...!!

Eyjafjallajökul groelwd once more at the great black thing (it was sort of like a swirly thing, but sworly doesn't quite sound epic so i didn't describe it as swirly. But it knid of is)... and it rapped open!

From within the deepest and darkest earas of the realsm I saw forthcoming a beast of greatness. It's evilness was radiating from the skins of other beings that it wore and swriwling around its head ( I think it was its head) came forth the souls of the beings that had suffered while it atea them.

I was flabbergasted. I reached out from my blue jacket and I held before more the AllDUst that my mother had enstruated to me so long ago. I held it before me and spoke the words in the acient Furry Langugae that my mother had taught to me as her mother had taught it to her and hers mother had taught it to her after she had won those words from the Great Dragon JarriJalleJar!

JortFullJarriJalle was a great evil beast that had tomented the lands of my father and my father couln't do anything about it because he was yet still a small child of a boy (my father is really old you see, like the Doctor!)

Fortunately Caleb and the foundation worked at a newspaper nowadays and he used the database of the newspaper to find out home turf of Zero point's ruffians.

Their search led to a gay night club in the darkiest and stormiest part of Shiganshina. I was a little hesitant to go. It was rather scary and it was dark and stomy in that secting of Shiganshina. But the courage in me was greater than my fear because with the teen's Titan Shifting I should be able to accomplish anything, right, I thought to myself.

And Caleb and the foundation would join me.

So not to fall out of fashion we both stripped and squeezed into their most gothyest clothing. I had to admit that Caleb and the foundation looked kind of sexy in that outfit of his. But I didn't dare to comment on that.

I instead poored down my soul into my make-up. I bore incandesent blood-rose coloured finger nails with black streaking strips and gave Caleb and the foundation the same treatment. Caleb and the foundation gorgeous eyes met mine and for a moment we were both swimming in a pool made of a lovely combination of their eyes colours. It was romance we knew, but we didn't know whether it was a forbidden one or not!

Oh hell, Zero point could wait. Now I looked upon Caleb and the foundation with lust filling my bait. Zero point could be taking over the world for what I cared, now it should be all about me and Caleb and the foundation.

But little did I know that in fact Caleb and the foundation had been lusting after me as well! With force and lust Caleb and the foundation threw me onto the closet and thrusted himself right into me. I moaned. We came. Then we went off and defeated Zero point.

And this is where the story ends...

It has come... to my attention... that some readers... don't like my art. They say that it's...it's all anti-semetic (sxuz me, but jews are like that!) and racist (I had a black classmate in my class once and he was really stupid lol) and anatomicly impossible (FWHYI they all do Yoga, and thats totaly possible). That hurts me a lot. Really... a lot.

Do u know how long it takes me to write my stories? Do u think I like it being stuck at home with nothing to do but writing my soul into my art? My boyfriend broke up w/ me and I'm sad because of all the stupid Enlgihs assignments I got (who needz it anyways, I speak it lol)

Writing is the only thing that makes me happy, but if that isn't good enough for u people, then I'm going to call it quits!

Yes, that's righr! I won't finish this story! Suck it Internet! HAPPY NOW?!!!!

I want to thank QueenRickman34 and Pinkyjack for beta reading, but I... I... I... just can't take it anymore.

Farewell internet. I'll never trust you again!