(This fanfic takes place during the trial of Persephone in Lore Olympus, parodying both LO and Phineas and Ferb, because there's not enough Cerberus. Yes i know it's very short. I may or may not expand on it.)

Hades and Persephone canoodle and play house until they have to leave for court.

Cerberus sniffs the air, making sure the coast is clear before dressing up 3 of the other dogs to look like him. Activating a hidden trapdoor that allows him to sneak out of the house though an elaborate series of pneumonic tunnels where he watches Thetis traveling the opposite way to the house. The tunnels drop him into a well lite room with monitors filling the walls showing different parts of Olympus.

Cerberus meets with Intern Alecto who calls him Agent C, as General Old Gal (Hecate who is also the goddess of dogs) is busy with court. Apparently the evil Dr. Storge has world domination plans again and Agent C has to go stop him. Agent C sees Thetis on one of the monitors distracting the fake Cerberus with a toy and stealing Minthe. Before he can tell Intern Alecto, Agent C is shot out of his chair and into a rocket powered chariot headed to Dr Storge laboratory/play room to confront him.

With everyone's attention focused on the court case, hamsters have started to rampage through Olympus, however, the citizens don't notice the carnage. Agent C confronts Dr. Storge who monologues about how his human worshipers are like furry pets, so he created his own furry pets to remind him of his worshipers and to take over the tri-kingdom area (Olympus, Underworld and the Seas of course) using an incubanator to create limitless hamsters.

They have a fight, before Agent C seemingly flees and lures the hamsters to the court house as Zeus pronounces judgement, creating a portal that sucks all the hamsters to the mortal realm (this is how hamsters got to the mortal world, I'm calling canon xD ) along with Persephone and also fixes the damage to the city. This also destroys Dr. Storge's incubanator where he created the hamsters, leaving only a few left and him to face Aphrodite's wrath at the destroyed home.

Cerberus escapes the vortex and floats gently back down to the underworld on a glider. (with Polymnia singing A-Gent-CCCCC in the background). The other dogs have destroyed the Cerberus disguise by the time Hades returns, the real Cerberus trots in just in time to be there for and to console Hades.