Kick-Ass Street-Level
4/12/2022
The story starts off as a normal day in New York City, well relatively normal. Dave Lizowski/Kick-Ass is on patrol in his upgraded metallic superhero suit, complete with upgraded batons (ones with electricity), brass knuckles, pain-killers,taser gun, and mace. Hit-girl had been gone for a few weeks and he wanted to see if he could break her record for knocking at least 2 criminals down (4 seconds or less.) "Well, it's been a while since I got some action, I still want to see if I can Kick Ass. Yeah, I did a superhero quip." Dave said then smirked. He noticed someone's cry for help. "Save me, Save me." A man in a brown suit said from around the corner.
Kick-Ass ran and saw two familiar faces (the muggers from the first movie). "Hey man shut the hell up." The white mugger said as he pulled out a knife to intimidate him or worse. Then Kick-Ass showed up. "You asshats, again man I'm glad I got a round two, taste some stuns gun." Kick-Ass said then shot his taser gun at the white mugger. "Dude run" Kick-Ass said to the mugging victim. "Aw, man it's this pissant again, you want another stabbing." White mugger said. Then the black muggers ran to land a punch on him, Kick-Ass dodged easily, then gave a hard jab to his solar plexus, pulled the mugger's head down and knee him in the chin. Then he moved on to the white mugger.
"You, I didn't forget about you, you were especially being a dick." Kick-Ass picked him up then kicked his knees to make him fall down, and palm struck him straight in the nose instantly breaking it (That was for stabbing me), and then the vigilante took out his baton and whaled on him. "This is for stealing me and my friends' comics just because, man you really were a dick." Kick-Ass said right before calling the cops. Then he took a selfie off himself over the two thugs in pain.
