Flashbacks
. . .
"So why do you need 3 cartons of Snapper Fireworks?..."
"Because Im not allowed back in that store, and its the only store that has them."
Shinji simply stared at Asuka with a tired look. He took out the cartons and set it on the table. These little paper wrapped objects produced a small flash and snapping noise when squashed or thrown.
"That didn't answer my question."
"And It will stay that way until after im done with it. Misato should be coming home soon, right?" Asuka asked, trying to act innocent.
"Yeah, in around 10 minutes. Are you planning to do something with these to her?" Shinji asked with narrowed eyes.
Asuka, Trying to keep a smile off her face, simply waved her hands in front of her face.
"Dont worry about it! Also, dont use the Bathroom for a bit, Okay?" She said with a sickeningly sweet tone in her voice.
She grabbed the cartons are dashed to the Bathroom before Shinji could speak again.
Shinji stood there for a moment before sighing and heading to his room, not wanting to deal with this.
"Is this what a little bit of trolling is?... Seems stupid."
Asuka quickly closed the door behind her and started unboxing the Snappers. Her eyes darted to the toilet; Her target for this mission. She had to be quick and careful about this. Too quick, and the Snappers go off when she sets them. Too Slow, and Misato catches her.
She lifted the toilet seat up and began placing down the Snappers, evenly spaced and in a good spot to not fall off once she conceals them again with the seat.
She finished setting them, and began to slowly lower the seat back down.
Careful Asuka… This needs to go perfect… I need the Reddit karma…
Soon the seat rested gently ontop of the Ordnances, letting Asuka breathe a sigh of relief. She began gathering up her things and left the bathroom. She made sure to have more of these left over for when she needs to keep a certain Pervert in line. She chuckled to herself, this was her greated plan yet!
Now to wait.
The front door to the house slid open and in rushed Misato cluching her stomach.
"Move it! I gotta go! The Hot sauce did this!" Misato yelled, as she ran through the house, pushing past Asuka and Shinji who came out to see what was going on.
A bit of Ghost Pepper sauce with her bento worked perfectly…
Misato rushed into the bathroom, not even bothering to close the door all the way.
. . .
The sound of loud snapping could be heard, along with the terrified screams of Misato.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Asuka let out a huge laugh, falling onto the floor from laughter.
The bathroom door bursts open to reveal Misato with her panties around her ankles, looking frantic and panicked.
"WHERE ARE THE REBELS?! THEY'RE HIDING IN THE TREES ARENT THEY!?"
Misato yelled out, Frantically looking around before crouching behind furniture.
Asuka laughed even harder, cluching her stomach as it began to cramp.
"I NEED TO FIND THEM BEFORE THEY EXECUTE THE CHILDREN!"
This was quickly followed by the sound of a pistol loading a round into the chamber.
Asuka stopped laughing.
"WHERE ARE THEY?!"
Misato quickly pointed the pistol at Pen Pen, who came out to see the commotion.
"WHERE ARE THEY YOU BASTARD?!"
. . .
Pen Pen quickly ran away, not wanting to be shot.
"Ms Misato, Please calm down, Its us Shinji and Asuka!" Shinji said, keeping his hands above his head.
Misato kept aim at him, but slowly lowered her pistol.
. . .
"Im going to kill Asuka."
Misato then holstered her pistol, and made a beeline to Asuka, who simply froze in terror. Misato picked up a few Snappers and looked at them before thowing them at Asuka's feet, prompting her to jump in fear.
"Start running you brat."
Misato threw a handful at Asuka, Who quickly began to run, Misato following suit, yelling obscenities at her.
Shinji stood there in complete shock at the whole situation before looking at a unopened box of Snappers.
Hmmm…
Gendo Ikari was a busy and tired man, despite always looking intimidating, he also wanted to relax. He reached his cavernous office and pulled out the office chair. He began to sit down before he heard a loud Snap.
He quickly jumped up and looked around, trying to find any potential assassins. He took a step to the left before hearing another.
"What the?!"
Snap
Snap
Snap
"WHAT IS THIS?! WHATS GOING ON?!"
The confused man kept jumping around in fear, as a person giggled from beyond his door. Shinji tried to keep his voice down.
"This is actually quite fun!"
END
