Ronald: Somehow, in some way, the sisters managed to improve things for everyone else. But all of them knew that Kai Han's Black Claw was still reaching towards the capital, and that he had to be stopped!

(Kai Han cuts the top off a tree. The Falcon flies overhead and drops a small doll.)

Kai: What'd you find, Onikage?

(Onikage screeches)

Kai: Interesting.(He jumps down from the tree and throws the doll to one of his warriors.)What do you see?

Dox: Black pine...from the high mountains!

Tor: White horsehair... Imperial stallions.

Barad: Sulfur...from cannons.

Kai: Bingo. his doll came from a village in the Tung Show Pass, where the Imperial Army is waiting for us.

Shen: We can avoid them easily.

Kai: No. The quickest way to the emperor is through that pass. Besides, the little girl will be missing her doll. We should return it to her.

Rodan: It is what a 'generous' warrior would do.(Laughs)They'll never know what hit them!

Ronald: Meanwhile, the sisters were about to take a nice dip in the pool. And naturally, Chu had her objections.

Chu: Hey, this is not a good idea. What if somebody sees you?

Mei: Just because we look like men doesn't mean I have to smell like one.

Chu: So, a couple guys don't rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Myself, I kinda like that corn-chip smell.

Mei: Ah. Much better.

Chu: Okay, all right, alright, that's enough, now c'mon, get out before you get all pruney and stuff.

Cho: Chu, if you're so worried, go stand watch!

Chu: Yeah, yeah, I understand.(Mockingly] Stand watch, Chu, while we blow our secret with our stupid girly habits!(In normal voice)Hygiene.

(She soon spots Mao and his friends rushing into the pool)

Chu: We're doomed! There're a couple of things I know they're bound to notice!

(The sisters realize this too, and try to hide)

Rai: Hey, look who's here too.

Mei(Kuai): Oh, hi, guys, I didn't know you were here. I was just washing so now I'm clean and I'm gonna go. Bye-bye.

Mao: Come back here! I know we were jerks to you before, so let's start over, on a new leaf. Hi, I'm Mao. This here's Chi...

Cho(Chen): Hi Chi.

Rai: And I am Rai, King of the Rock! And there's nothing you girls can do about it.

Mao: Oh yeah? Well, I think Ping and I can take you!

Mei(Kuai): I really don't want to take him anywhere.

Mao: But Kuai! We have to fight! After all, I bet I could... ow! Something bit me!

Chu: What a nasty flavor.

Mao: Snake!

(While the three are shrieking, Mei whistles for Yang and sneaks away.)

Mao(huddled on the rock with his friends): Some King of the Rock.

Cho: Boy, that was close.

Chu: No, that was vile. You owe me big!

Mei: I never want to see a naked man again.(A herd of naked men then flash by.)

Chu: Don't look at me, I ain't bitin' no more butts.

Ronald: It seemed like it was Sho's turn at the pool, but he certainly wasn't alone either.

Wang: Oh, can you imagine? Prince Yu kidnapped by THE Wu Han.

Hu: That's the full story, at least.

Sho: Hmmm.

Jin: Oh, I completely forgot. These are Hu and Wang, also friends of mine.

Sho: Making our pair into a quartet, and doubling the chances that everything for my 'brothers' falls apart. But what of that man?

Hu: Bi-Ang? Forget him, he only does what he is told!

Ronald: But while Sho compiled things, it was clear Lord Wen never had any confidence in this army.

Lord Wen: You think your troops are ready to fight? Hah! They wouldn't last a minute against the Black Claw!

Shi Deng: They completed their training.

Lord Wen: Those boys are no more fit to be soldiers than you are to be captain. Once the general reads my report, your troops will never see battle.

Chu: Oh, no, you don't! I've worked too hard to get the girls into this war! This guy's messing with my plans!

Shi Deng: We're not finished!

Lord Wen: Be careful, Captain. The general may be your father, but I am the Emperor's Council. And, oh, by the way, I got that job on my own. You're dismissed.

Mei(Kuai): Hey, I'll hold him, and you punch! ... Or not. For what it's worth, I think you're a great captain!

Chu: I saw that.

Mei: What?

Chu: You like him, don't you?

Mei: No! I... Okay, you caught me. Besides, he is just...so dreamy.(singing)I used to think that helping folks was just a waste of time. I thought my luck was never good, till he came to my life. But now I see there's value in making life more pleasant... With him right by my side, I'll see it through! It's love, love, love that's got me rolling. It's love, love, love that keeps me strong! Just start being helpful at a high rate of speed. It's something I'll do indeed. Cause love, love, love is on my side!

Chu: Okay, we get the point...

Mei(singing): I surely knew the very day I met him, that he'd be the kind of man I'd want with me. Somebody who'd defy the odds, and make it all look sweet! It's a golden opportunity for loot– guaranteed, and I plan to buy off every piece! It's love, love, love that's got me rolling. It's love, love, love that keeps me strong! Just start being helpful at a high rate of speed. It's something I'll do indeed. Cause love, love, love is on my side!

Sho: You have a point there. Very good thinking.

Mei(singing): I just can't get enough, when he's acting so buff. And it captures my heart just to think...

Chu: Yeah, right, sure. Go to your tent!

Mei(singing): It's love, love, love that's got me rolling. It's love, love, love that keeps me strong! Just start being helpful at a high rate of speed. It's something I'll do indeed. Cause love, love, love is on my side!

Cho: Come on, lover girl.

Sho(realizing that things need to be sped along if the truth is to be kept): I believe we might need to take this war into our own hands.

Chu: Way ahead of you.

(Ako in Cricket form types out a letter, like a typewriter.)

Chu: Okay, lemme see what you've got.(reads)From General Deng. 'Dear Son, we're waiting for the Claw at the pass. It would mean a lot of you'd come and back us up.' Hmm. That's great, except that you forgot, 'and since we're out of potpourri, perhaps you wouldn't mind bringing up some!' Hello! This is the army! Make it sound a little urgent, please. You know what I'm talking about?

Ako: Right.(He hops around typing out another letter.)

Chu: That's better, much better! Let's go!