Ronald: Forging a distress letter was simple, delivering it was something else entirely. When Yang refused, Chu and Ako knew they'd have to get creative.
Lord Wen: Insubordinate ruffians. You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl!(He turns to see a straw soldier riding a panda bear.)Eeeeeeek!
Chu(In a deep voice): Urgent new from the general! What's the matter, you've never seen a black and white before?
Lord Wen: Hang on. Who are you?
Chu: Excuse me? I think the question should be, who are you! We're in a war, man! There's no time for stupid questions! I should have your hat for that! Snatch it right off your head! I'm feeling gracious today, so... carry on before I report you.
Lord: O-Okay.(He speeds off to Shi Deng)Captain! Urgent news from the general! We're needed at the front!
Chu: Ha. Pack your bags, Ako, we're moving out!
Army(singing): For a long time, we've been marching off to battle.
Rai(singing): In our thundering herd, we feel a lot like cattle.
Army(singing): Like the pounding beat, our aching feet aren't easy to ignore.
Mao(singing): Hey, think of instead a girl worth fighting for.
Mei: Huh?
Mao(singing): That's what I said: a girl worth fighting for. I want her paler than the moon with eyes that shine like stars.
Rai(singing): My girl will marvel at my strength, adore my battle scars.
Chi(singing): I couldn't care less what she'll wear or what she looks like. It all depends on what she cooks like... Beef, pork, chicken... Mmm...
Rai(singing): Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer.
Mao(singing): And I'll bet the ladies love a man in armor.
Army(singing): You can guess what we have missed the most since we went off to war.
Mao(singing): What do we want?
Army(singing): A girl worth fighting for!
Wang(singing): My girl will think I have no faults.
Hu(singing): That I'm a major find.
Mei(Kuai)(singing): Uh... How 'bout a girl who's got a brain who always speaks her mind?
All six: Nah!
Mao(singing): My manly ways and turn of phrase are sure to thrill her.
Rai(singing): He thinks he's such a lady killer.
Lord Wen(spoken): Can I admit something?
Jin(spoken): Go ahead.
Lord Wen(singing): I've a girl back home who's unlike any other.
Rai(singing): Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother.
Lord Wen: I heard that!
Army(singing): But when we come home in victory they'll line up at the door!
Mao(singing): What do we want?
Army(singing): A girl worth fighting for!
Mao(singing): Wish that I had...
All(singing): A girl worth fighting for! A girl worth fighting-Huh?
Ronald: The sight that welcomed them was making it painfully clear that Kai Han had kept his word to return the doll-in a bloody sort of way. As the troops searched for any survivors, the fact was becoming clear something was going on.
Shi Deng: I don't understand. My father should've been here.
Lord Wen: Captain!(They turn to see a bloody battlefield full of dead Ji-Hou soldiers. Chi hands the general's helmet to Shi.)
Chi: The ... general.
Wang: I'll be darned, he got the General.
Sho: And that means the emperor is next.(Thinking)Could this mean that Kai knows the exact same thing we do. And if so, can we stop him?
Shi Deng: The Claw is moving quickly. We'll make better time to the Imperial City through the Tung Show pass. We're the only hope for the Emperor now. Move out!
Ronald: With that, Mei and Cho knew that this was going to decide things for everyone. And as they headed out, Ako's 'luck' had soured things again.
Shi Deng: What happened?
Mei(Kuai): Um...
Shi Deng: You just gave away out position! Now we're-(an arrow hits his shoulder, throwing him off the horse. Claw warriors appear on a cliff, and arrows shower down on the soldiers.)Get out of range!
Ronald: Everyone tried to make it out of the firing zone, but Kai Han had laid out his most vile card ever. Using fire arrows, the Claw warriors torched the wagon.
Shi Deng: Save the cannons!(The soldiers pass the cannons from the wagon to each other. The wagon gets hit by a flaming arrow, and Mei cuts Yang's reins and mounts him. The wagon explodes, sending Chu and Ako flying. Mei falls off the horse.)
Chu: Oh, sure, save the horse.
Ronald: While the sisters struggled to catch up, the others were done running!
Shi Deng: Fire!(The soldier lights the cannon, and it explodes on the mountain. More follow.)Fire!(There is no sound from the Claw Warriors, who are no longer on the cliffs.)Hold the last cannon.
Ronald: The archers had done their work, and now Kai Han was looking to do the same.
(A horse appears on the hill. Kai Han is soon joined by hundreds of Claw soldiers.)
Shi Deng: Prepare to fight. If we die, we die with honor.
(The Black Claw charge the Ji-Hou Army.)
Shi Deng: Rai. Aim the cannon at Kai Han. We end him, we end this!
(But Cho has another idea. While glancing at her sword, Cho notices a glacial overhang.)
Mei: If you're planning something big, I suggest you do it now, and I will provide backup.
Cho: Gotcha!
Ronald: Both of them knew it was risky, but if they wanted to be heroes, it was a risk that was sorely needed.
Chu(as Kai advances): Okay, you might want to light that right about now, Quickly, quickly![Cho is attacked by Onikage, and loses the match.]
Rai: C'mon, we gotta help!
Ronald: Cho was getting desperate, as Kai and Mei charged ever closer into a showdown! Cho didn't know what to do, until...
(Cho uses Chu to light the cannon fuse, and it shoots off toward the overhang.)
Chu: You missed! How could you miss?! He was three feet in front of you!
Kai: Ha, you missed.
Cho(Chen): Did I?
(Kai soon realizes that an avalanche is quickly advancing on his warriors)
Kai: Why you...(roars and hits Cho in the side with his sword blade. She quickly runs away from the avalanche, while her sister and Kai begin a deadly duel)
Ronald: Kai may have been fierce, but Mei had used this entire experience to her advantage. And faster than you can say 'snow day', Kai was beaten-permanently! But the sisters had no time to celebrate as Mei rushed to rescue Shi Deng, while Cho hid along with their brother.
Chu: MEI! MEI! Mei?(She pulls a Claw Warrior's head out of the snow.)Nope. MEI!(She e reaches down and pulls out Ako.)Man, you are one lucky bug.
Ako: I don't know about that.
Ronald: Meanwhile, Mei desperately tried to reach the man she loved, but he was out of reach. She finally pulled him up to safety, though she figured it would take some time.
Chi: Do you see them?
Rai: Yes!(He fits an arrow, which is tied to a length of rope, and shoots it toward Mei.)Perfect! Now I'll pull them to safe...ty!(The rope slips through his hands.)
Chu: Hey Mei! I found a lucky cricket!
Mei: We need help!
Chu: Ooh, nice. Very nice! You can sit by me!(They climb up onto Yang and notice the cliff.)Aaaugh! We're gonna die! We're gonna die! We're definitely gonna die! No way we survive this! Death is coming!(Mei shoots the arrow up as they fall off the cliff.)
Rai: I let them slip through my fingers ... [looks surprised as the arrow, complete with rope, lands in his hands. He is dragged toward the cliff edge, soldiers jumping on top of him. Finally, Chi walks over, picks all the soldiers up, and walks backward, pulling Mei, Yang, and Shi Deng up onto the ground.]
Chu: I knew we could do it! You the man! Well, sort of.
Mao: Step back, guys. Give him some air!
Shi Deng(breathing heavily): Chen, you and Kuai are the craziest men I ever met. And for that, I owe you my life. From now on, you have my trust.
Mao: Let's hear it for Ping, the bravest of us all!
Rai: You're King of the Mountain!
(Cho tries to stand up, but collapses to the ground, gasping.)
Shi Deng: Chen! What's wrong? He's wounded! Get help!(Cho sinks into unconsciousness.)Chen, hold on. Hold on.
