Deadpool was running around a cave as he happily said, " Greetings it's me deadpool! Today I am dying up the loose ends on this invasion starting story line by hunting down The bug Queen again! yeah I know her actions started this so it's a nice ending for the first story line!" he said walking around as he called out, "come on out love bug! I just wan to spear your but brain! with as bug brains run form head to ass means sticking my Katana so far up your back side it comes out your head! So come on let's make a bug kebab out of you! Come on and get it over with! you aren't making it out of this life with out a sword in your bug butt!" he said slashing his blades against each other, " come on out and play lady! not like me and lady me form gender reverse world as that was nasty as hell! Zombie me got in on that action and he is just a head so way way nastier then you think! I am not kidding that's Canon lady me getting it on with me and undead head me is marvel comic canon! How fucked is that shit?"
In the cave he heard a sound and followed only coming to a recording of the bug screaming with a cartoon time bomb on it and it exploded making the cave Fall down on him!
before long the merc with the mouth crawled out lower body gone, left arm gun, pinky and middle finger on right arm gone! as he drawled out holding a sword in his mouth, "Real shame I am missing the middle finger right now I could use it now to emote!"
hours later Deadpool now healed up suit repaired, "Ok thanks for just cutting to where I was good again writer man!" he said walking around everfree the tember wolves sniffed him and ran off, "you better Run I am covered in Genesis' Piss! he is Apocalypse's good clone! so I basically smell Like Apocalypse Now! Can't get scarier then that shit! or well Piss in this case! Now Love bug queenie Come on out! and play! deadpool wants to cut your Ass off!" he said swords out! he heard a stick brake and ran off to fall into a spike trap.
Form the pit deadpool said,"I am going to ask you to cut when I am not a slice of Swiss cheese please!" an hour later he was fine walking out of everfree as he declared, " thank you MR. Writer man!"
he looked around and said, " rule of three deadpool that means her next trap will be the last one to work!" he declared walking around as he said, "rule of three rule of three! come on man Just spring number three so we can move on already!" In a moment a log on a rope came out form the left and one form the right.
deadpool held his hands up "Classic!" he was then smashed between them, the logs hit him below the neck so his head fell off as it said,"everything else is mashed potatoes now! That is the end of the rule of three So I will get her neck time! when My body regrows. Wait I don't have lungs how am I talking right now?" he questioned himself, "Well I guess I could be moving my mouth but the sound is just in my head after all their is no one around to confirm if they hear the words coming out of my mouth! so I guess we can over look this!"
Five hours of regeneration and cloth getting later deadpool was now recapitated in his grey X-force suit as he smiled holding the Bug queen's head, " I cubed her body up! and wait... we are skipping over my victory! come on man! don't be an asshole! like that!...who am I kidding it's funnier that way! well this ends my character arc of chasing this bug and the first arc, join us as we start moving forward! Love you bye bye! now!"
Meanwhile.
Pinkie pie was in parker tower setting up for baby shower, "Cadance is carrying the hulk's child! so foal shower! yay!" she was alone hopping up ot finish the congratulations it's a gama mutant sigh. She smiled, " baby hulk time! Can't wait for that! Now this chapter as been one big fourth wall brake and that's ok for me! Now While I finish this up for happy days to come know this! me setting up is just to sett up the next time skip arc, you won't see it! with is disappointing for me but I am not writing this! if I did their would be more Spider-man on me action! so see you all next time hope you all laughed your asses off this chapter. "
to be continued
