the Mane six where currently with May watching an old Movie, While Disk may not have survived time the one hundred present plastic VHS tapes did! some many where found and copied! right now it was a vampire movie making the girls jump! While May said, "that's cheese real vampires have spare mouths on his hands!" like she seen it! Applejack was about to say Vampires weren't real but lighting flashed and in the window was Morbius roaring with his mouth and his hand palm mouths!
the mares grabbed mare and screamed in horror! May waved and said, " hi Mr. Morbius!" the mares looked at her and she said, "What he went to school with my dad... before he mistakenly made himself a vampire while trying to make a medicine to cure a plague back in his home country" the ten sea lamprey mouths on the vampire's left hand hissed Making them jump away.
Pinkie pie wet herself and said, "Gee what a small world you humans had...Relax girls he can't come in unless invite!"
May looked at her,"he's a day walker all the vampire powers but none of the weakness!"he then smashed open the window making mares scream.
Twilight called out, "I AM A DEMI GODDESS! HOLLY BLOOD YOU WON'T LIKE IT!"
the pink honey held may, "I am ninety percent sugar! I will give you diabetes!"
fluttershy called out, "pregnant! My blood is going some place else already! don't take it form my foal!"
Applejack looked around, "Way to throw the rest of us under the bus!" Rarity nodded Rainbow dash was crying about being too cool to be undead.
May rolled her eyes, "...step mommies Moribus only drinks bad guys blood! he's a good vampire!" Zecora walked in with popcorn and saw the guest.
Morbius held out his hand and roared out,"hi I am a vampire!" Zecora fainted with the bowl of popcorn! the living Vampire, "Do not worry May I am use to being judged based on my looks not my character!" Twilight's jaw dropped she was going the same thing Celestia did that fucked over this country in the first place. she lost her high ground. the Vampire said, "anyway this isn't a friendly hi old buddy let's catch up Visit! but my window smashing should have make that clear! I come with bad news form Monstroplis!" the mares blinked, he said, "that's an underground city of what you would call monsters!" the Mares screamed again.
the living vampire moved a finger around in his ear, "I will ask you to cut the screaming out it's murder on the ears! and if they get too damaged I will need to power snack to get my sense of hearing back!" the mares all whimpered. he then put his hand to his chest, "continuing before I was cut off by screaming mares! the problem is how do I put this in child friendly terms!" he said rubbing his chin. "Dracula has returned!" Rarity fainted right away. " and he is forming a vampire supremacy group! me and Blake Stand against them alone as day walkers in arm! but We are out batted and out matched in the armory , Thanks to them making sunstone suits! that''s a suit that allows vampires to walk around in day light! but it only shields form that one! the other monsters are a great help! but we need your papa's help May! we need him to make a garlic gas bomb so massive it will fill up all of Monstroplis! So no Vampire will escape form the underground."
May then said, "he is out patrolling he should be back in an hour!" she said and the Vampire sat down watching the movie and he said, "I remember this one! I got a directing credit on it!" he said the vampire in the movie was stopped by a star of David. " because it's holly symbol you believe in! not just a cross! only thing they got right! Still pissed at this movie always showing a glutton vampire as the bad guy , and he isn't fat as a house! if I feed like in this movies I would be five hundred pounds heavier! At most we need one meal a day!" the mane six fainted!
the next day they woke up to the sting of Garlic and got sick May had a gas mask on, "the gas bomb is starting to vent up! aawww that's nasty! it smells like uncle Kaine after barque! " she said waving her hand, "it's like hot wet sick uncle kaine farts!"
Peter walked in his mask having a build in air filter, "We get it may your uncle Stinks and this stinks! but no one wanted Dracula up on our streets!"
Zecora got up and shivered, "Vampire in our house! Vampire in our house!" she repeated stunned by last night!
Peter said, "you would not have handle Marcus well, he is the son of a centaur and a werewolf, who became a cyborg and wears an alien parasite as armor and a weapon! he is a one man monster mash! the cyborg thing is because he lost two of his legs to being diabetic, the alien armor to try and regulate the problem. "
Deadpool banged on the repaired mirror, "he is after me!" marcus covered in symbiote matter gallopted up the wall spearing Deadpool on his symbiote enchanced werewolf claws as he howled " THE SYMBIOTE LETS HIM BE WOLF BY DAY!" he screamed as he was dragged away by the monster, "COME ON MAN YOU WOULD HAVE LOST THE LEFT ONE TO YOUR PROBLEM DO WHY YOU PISSED AT ME! HELP HELP! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT TENTACLE!" as he screamed hsi voice got higher, "OUCH! well it will grow back it all will so this is pointless dude, like when Punisher throw acid in wolverine's face shot him in the crotch and ran over him with a steam roller he regenerated so will I! OUCH MY SPINE! HE RIPPED IT OUT! HE RIPPED IT OUT! HELP THE FOURTH WALL BREAKER I KNOW THIS IS OFF SCREEN BUT FUCKING HELP ME ASSHOLE!"
to be continued.
