the yak princess was on a roof top holding a cutlass Peter in a suit and tie holding one as well! Pinkie pie started this asshole moment with the fire of a starter pistol. the Yak Prince charged only for Peter to avoid every last slash holding the sword down to his side not wanting to use it, but he won't quick stalking Pinkie pie and insisted on this!
Peter avoided all the swings with side stepping till he was panting unable to move and he slashed to cut his beard off making him gasp! Pinkie pie smiled, "fights over Peter parker is my husband now GO AWAY!" she said pulling out a mallet and with a swing she sent the Yak flying away, " BE GONE CREEPO!"
Peter looked to her, "he will start a war won't he?" Pinkie pie nodded using the hammer head down as a cane to lean on, "And Fluttershy is a few weeks away!"
Down in the living Room Fluttershy was laying down her mother walking in and saying, " their is my pregnant girl, making a foal, try for a male we need more of them! Humans are kind to help out, but we need more of our males! to go back to normal.
Fluttershy looked to her, "I am the first mare to carry a human child! for all we know sons will be human daughters ponies, or if a colt grows up and knocks up a human the reverse. I mean honestly!" she said hands on her stomach.
the grandmother to be looked at the tummy " Don't listen to mommy listen to grandma be a big strong stallion!" The former shy mare looked at her eye raised.
the element of kindness blinked and called out, "Mom.. That was spiciest!" the Mother said, "I know that's why I said it!"
being a mare who loved her human husband she said, "Mom ..GET THE FUCK OUT!" She said using her wing to knock her mother out the window and close it, "NONE OF THAT AROUND MY FOAL!"
May walked in to web up the window as Fluttershy smiled and said, "thanks!"
Dashie came in hands covering her chest as she said, "this isn't what it looks like Gilda took it off with a talon!" the other two looked at her, "I though you know old friend let's caught up and go get coffee, next thing I know we are in an alley and she is saying she always loved me and clawed off my sports bra and I kicked her away saying, 'UNLESS PETER IS INVOLVED I DON'T GO THAT WAY' and I bolted all the way home! with out a top!" she said red as hell.
Pinkie pie walked in shouldering her mallet, " so you got a friend turned creep too! So let's go three two one!"
Rarity walked in shivering her dress ripped to hell to the point she touched it and it came off to reveal her purple bra and panties, "Spikey wikey! is not a nice young gentle colt anymore! he left to the dragonlands and became it's new lord! his big greedy ass grabbed me again and unlike last time ripped my dress off! thank goodness, Deadpool showed up and stabbed his hand to make him drop me, then warp me home with his belt!
May sighed, "WHY DO MY MOMMIES ALWAYS HAVE STALKERS MY BIRTH ONE HAD MANY NOW THREE OF MY STEP ONES!"
Rainbow dash quickly put on a hoodie on the stand it was Kaine's " you called it! Racist grandmas and stalkers! Wait Yaks, Dragons Griffons! that's the makings of a war! because stalkers want to hold me Rarity and Pinkie pie down and do the things only peter should do to us!"
Rarity crossed her arms, she said, "I know! thank goodness I went with peter's suggestions and made this purple bra and panty set of blade proof materials or Else I would have been totally stripped by Spike's claws!"
Twilight walked in sighing, "Well here we go again! why Spike! dam dragon greed!"
Fluttershy still laying down, "Dam the fact I can't get up if I throw up! so I had to use my wings to get rid of my racist Mama!" She then said, "also ..." she lifted her legs up, "I can no longer reach it please scratch my plot !"
Dashie looked away and helped fluttershy who purred happily and dashie said, "Don't make this weird! you can't reach your butt, but you can do a leg lift! Really!?" she moved her hands as she saw wetness coming.
the yellow mare, "either I peed, or ... hybrid pregnancy is ending sooner then eleven months, yeah it's the later!OH MOTHER FUCKER THE FOALS COMING!"
Two hours later Peter was holding a human baby body with blonde hair he kissed his head, " gender equals breed is what we are running on, Hi little Benjamin!"
May hung down form the roof, "hi Benjy I am May your big sister!" she tickled him and baby grabbed his finger! and her eyes widened, "...I will protect you with my life! and hurt anyone who makes you cry!"
Elsewhere The yak prince, Dragon lord Spike and gilda where meeting forming an alliance to attack the ponies and claim what should be theirs!
to be continued
