Chapter One
Educational Decree Number Who Knows What: Secretwriter26 doesn't own Harry Potter!
Umbridge was walking through her office when a stack of books fell on her head. She picked one up. Hmm. This was going to get interesting.
Harry woke up and headed down to the Great Hall. "Harry! Toad face has an announcement. Hurry up, so we can eat!" Ron yelled, a few flights of stairs below him. Harry sprinted down.
"But I have quidditch practice!" Harry yelled.
"Well, Old Toadface cancelled all things today for her announcement!" Hermione threw herself into the conversation.
"Fine." Harry grumbled, sulking down the stairs.
"Good Morning Everybody!" Umbridge said as she entered the Great Hall. "Good, it looks like we have everybody here. Today we were going to read a series of books about the life of Harry Potter."
"NO! That's a violation of privacy!" Harry yelled up at the head table.
"Hogwarts High Inquisitor decree number one says that I can read these books." Umbridge said. "But first, I am going to bring some people in. Let's see. The note says that we need the Order of the Phoenix members, the greatest enemies, and the forgotten family."
Suddenly, everyone started to hear noises from the entry hall. First, it was the sound of people arguing, and Cornelius Fudge walked in, with the Ministry, and Order of the Phoenix members, but Sirius Black and Remus Lupin weren't there.
This caused a muttering between the students of Hogwarts and the rest of everyone.
Bang!
Everyone flipped their heads around super fast to see where the noise had come from.
"Okay, wands out, approach with caution. Yes, Pettigrew, and yes, Black, you have my full permission to use any jinxes." A team of 5 burst through the door.
"Sirius Black!" Fudge yelled. "Arrest him!"
"Halt!" A girl with red hair and green eyes pulled out her wand. "Dumbledore, why are they trying to arrest Black? And why has that boy fainted?" She pointed at the Gryffindor table. Hermione and Ron were the first to react."Enervate!" Hermione yelled, and Harry sat up.
"Nope. Not real. I'm in my bed in Gryffindor tower, and I'm just about to wake up, and get down to the pitch for Quidditch practice." Harry muttered. Hermione looked worried.
Suddenly, Harry screamed. Everyone turned pale as Harry's hands flew up to his scar.
"You-Know- Who's coming!" Harry yelled.
Seconds later, Voldemort burst in followed by all of his Death Eaters.
"Potter! Voldemort screamed. "Avada Kedavra!"
"Riddle. Expelliarmus!" Their wands connected, and golden light flew out, but Harry broke the connection almost instantly.
"Sit and read with us, Riddle. We're just getting started, and maybe you can think up some good nicknames, other than Potter, Potty, Scarhead, The-Boy-Who-Lived, The-Boy-Who-Lived-And-Is-Really-Getting-Tired-Of-Being-Called-That, and finally, The-Boy-Who-Must-Always-Be-Hyphenated. Did I miss any?" Harry asked towards Ron and Hermione, who were laughing so hard they couldn't breathe.
"Well, now that that's out of the way, I'm Lily Evans, this idiot is James Potter, the one who seems currently intent on eating half of the food is Peter Pettigrew, the one who can't stop laughing is Sirius Black, who you seem to have the demented idea that he should be arrested, and the other one is Remus Lupin. Can we start reading now?"
End of Chapter One!
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