Disclaimer: I do not own Baka and Test - Summon the Beasts/バカとテストと召喚獣
Finally, my third fan fiction. It may be a bit weird for the pairing and maybe it may cause some disapproval. But please, do drop a review. I appreciate all of them. Reviews motivate me to write and it cheers me up. So please do drop in a review! Thank you very much!
CHAPTER 2: WHY AKIHISA'S PICTURES
From the previous chapter
Unexpectedly, the door opened…
… To reveal his sister, Yuuko smiling and…
…arm in arm with the most perverted guy in Fumizuki Academy, Kouta Tsuchiya.
Awkward silence as Hideyoshi looked at Yuuko to Kouta and back to Yuuko. A chill wind blew by and the trio stood by the doorway.
"A…ane…nue." Hideyoshi stuttered. "Why art tee with Muttsulini?" Muttsulini, what did thee do!
Yuuko just kept smiling and shut the door behind her. She didn't even bother to reply Hideyoshi.
Hideoyoshi then glared at Kouta. "What did thee dost?"
"Ah…" Kouta didn't reply. Instead, he was shocked to see Hideyoshi. Yuuko! Didn't you say that no one will be at home?
"Reply me!" Hideyoshi didn't like the idea of his friend dating his sister. He didn't even want to think about it. "Aneue! What are you doing with him?"
No reply. Yuuko released Kouta's arm and walked towards Hideyoshi.
"Aneue." Hideyoshi muttured. "Didn't thee say that thou couldn't be bothered with any of the F-class students?" He daren't raise his voice against his sister.
"Hideyoshi, what were you thinking about just a moment ago?" Yuuko didn't drop her smile.
"Huh?" Hideyoshi decided to play dumb. This is bad. Aneue must be planning something.
"Don't play dumb Hi-de-yo-shi!" Yuuko advanced forward.
Hideyoshi finally realized the reason for Yuuko to smile. Danger! Must get away from Aneue immediately!
"No, really nothing! Muttsulini, why art thee with Aneue?" Hideyoshi asked while backing away from Yuuko.
"She got me over from a reason." Kouta blushed.
"What kind of reason is it?" Hideyoshi was shocked.
"You were thinking of dirty things!" Yuuko shouted.
FIST!
"T-that hurts, Aneue." Hideyoshi laid on the floor. His sister's punishment was always hard. Why did mother allow Aneue to learn martial arts?
"Listen up Hideyoshi. It is not what as you thought it was. I am not in any relationship with Kouta!" Yuuko told Hideyoshi. Why is my brother at home during this time? He should be buying my manga now!
Kouta agreed with Yuuko. "She needed my help."
"Before that. Aneue, why did you call Muttsulini by his given name? Isn't that how lovers address one another?" Hideyoshi asked.
FIST!
"I thought I've made myself clear." Yuuko clenched her fist.
"Aye." Was the reply.
"Tsuchiya-kun. Do you have the photographs?" Yuuko asked as she laid down her bag on the floor.
"Yes. I've also brought my camera along. There are some more pictures that you may want." Kouta took out his camera and his laptop.
"Pictures? What pictures?" Hideyoshi asked. Kouta rested the laptop on his lap and the Kinoshita siblings went his side to look at the screen.
"What? Muttsulini! When did you take that picture?" Hideyoshi was shocked as he saw the wallpaper of Kouta's laptop.
"Hi-de-yo-shi…" Yuuko clenched her fist for the third time. "Come closer to your cute sister will you?" She emitted a murderous aura.
"Aneue, don't be mistaken! I was forced to… nooooo! Aneue, no! My elbow! It doesn't bend that way!" Hideyoshi cried out.
Crack! It was followed by an "Argh!" and the sound of a falling body.
"Tsuchiya-kun, please transfer the photos into the computer while I carry Hideyoshi into his room. He suddenly fainted. I think that he is too tired." Yuuko smiled and dragged Hideyoshi back to his room.
"Why does Hideyoshi have to cross-dress? I know he looks like a girl but that doesn't mean that he should dress or acts like one." Yuuko carried and laid Hideyoshi's limp body on his bed. She sighed. Hideyoshi might look like her but was very different in terms of abilities, especially singing. Yes, singing. It was a flaw. Her flaw. She could not accept how her younger brother managed to sing beautifully. Beautifully was the key word. Yuuko herself doesn't even have neither the slightest knowledge of tone nor tempo and that was a very big drawback.
"I guess that acting is really in the Kinoshita genes." Yuuko muttered to herself as she exited Hideyoshi's room. She acts as a perfect student in school while Hideyoshi was a member of the Drama Club. Not just a member but a very valuable one. Without Hideyoshi, the Drama Club would have crumbled a long time ago. Vocal mimicry was his specialty and he had saved the Drama Club a few times with it.
"Tsuchiya-kun, are the photos ready?" Yuuko asked as she entered the living room with her purse.
"Yes. There are quite a few masterpieces here." Kouta had finished placing specific pictures into different files.
"Here are the photos you wanted." Kouta clicked on a file.
"Behold Aki-chan."
Click! Thousands of photos loaded each having Akihisa in female clothing, maid dresses and many more. Kouta smiled as he looked through them. The pictures were taken during the dare which caused Akihisa to cross-dress. He also had a file which contains Hideyoshi's pictures. His laptop's wallpaper was Hideyoshi in a Chinese dress, a photograph that he considered a masterpiece.
"Kinoshita-san, why do you need his pictures?" Kouta asked his female client. "It is indeed very rare for you to be interested in us, the F-class."
"Does it matter at all?" Yuuko looked at the pictures that Kouta taken. "Anyway, thank you for your help just now. I really appreciate it. I really do not know how to deal with confessions."
"Oh, when I had to pretend to be your boyfriend? It was nothing." Kouta blushed. It was very embarrassing when Kinoshita-san suddenly grabbed my arm and said that I was her boyfriend. Man, those boys almost killed me!
"No, it means a lot to me. How much will the each picture cost?" Yuuko asked, opened her purse and snapping Kouta out of his thoughts at the same time.
"You have to choose the pictures first. Some have special prices and promotions." Kouta said, remaining his poker face.
"Actually, I can give you all of those if you tell me the reason for wanting Akihisa'a pictures."
"Huh?" The sudden offer had stunned Yuuko. All of Akihisa-kun's photographs? I feel a bit sick but can I tell this man the truth for calling him over? The person who is close to Akihisa-kun himself?
"I also do believe that you getting me here was not to only buy pictures of Akihisa. There is something else. Buying Akihisa's cross-dressing photographs are just a cover for the real reason. Am I right?" Kouta took out his camera and wiped the lenses. "Am I right? Kinoshita Yuuko-san?"
Yuuko didn't answer. She remained silent. What should I do? How shall I answer? He is really talented in being a sleuth. I may be found out!
"It is okay if you don't want to answer. I'll not press further." Kouta stood up and got ready to keep his laptop. "I'll come by tomorrow."
"Wait, please stay for a while more." Yuuko said in a timid voice.
"Huh? I need to go."
"Please, just stay for a little while more."
"Why?"
"Yes, it is true."
"What is true?"
"The fact that buying Akihisa's photo was just a cover for the real reason for calling you over."
"So you admit it?"
"Yes."
"Why did you call me over then? Why when you could actually bought the pictures from me in school?"
Yuuko blushed, walked towards Kouta, pressed her chest against Kouta's arm and whispered into his ear. Kouta was taken aback and his face became red too.
Unknown to them, Hideyoshi was in his room slapping himself after he had seen his sister getting close and then whispering to Kouta.
"The reason is..."
So, what is the reason that Yuuko is going to give? Why is Hideyoshi slapping himself? You will know in the other chapters! Please do drop in a review! You can also throw in some ideas and I'll try to fit them in. Till next chapter, see you! Let's wait for it!
