Subaru speedruns Re Zero

Subaru spawned in the middle of the town T-posing he began to sprint to a alleyway where he meets the three thugs

"If you don't want to get hurt then give us your belongings!" One of them shouted while slowly walking towards the boy

/Set Game mode Creative

Natsuki Subaru's gamemode has been set to creative.

Then the thug charges in preparing to stab Subaru but he couldn't hit him almost as if he was invincible

"What's the matter? Why aren't you killing him boss?"

"I don't know! I can't hit him!" He repeatedly tried to stab the boy but to no avail.

"Tch! He must be a spirit user!" Let's run!

Subaru then began to search for his inventory and picked up a splash potion of slowness

He then proceeded to throw the potion toward the three thugs

"What's going on! Why can't we move!!" All three thugs shouted in confusion as Subaru began to walk towards them while T-posing.

"Look I'm sorry! Please just leave us!!" They begged for mercy, but Subaru wasn't having any of that crap.

Subaru searched his inventory then picked up a splash potion of harming and threw it at the thugs.

They died dropping nothing but XP points.

Just then a half elf suddenly came across Subaru while frantically looking for something.

"Umm excuse me but did you happen to see a thief around here?" The elf asked.

"..." Subaru responded while T-posing

"I guess not huh? Well sorry for wasting your time.." the elf said before turning her back

Just then Subaru began to crouch up and down towards the elf.

"Umm….what's exactly are you doing?" She asked.

Subaru continued to crouch while jumping up and down.

"Lia let's leave him be he seems weird" the weird cat spirit alongside her told the elf.

"But Puck….I think he's trying to tell me something…"

Subaru then searched in his inventory for a book and a quill to write something down

Subaru then entered settings to change the language to Re:Zero Language then proceeded to write in the book

Subaru then dropped the book as it seemingly spins to the ground floating towards the Elf.

She picked up the book and read it

"So you want to help me search for my insignia?" She asked bewildered about the boy

Subaru then nodded to her.

"Well thank you but aren't you afraid of me? I'm a half elf after all….." she told him while staring down in a sad tone.

Subaru then took another book and wrote something in it and gave it to the elf.

"So you're name is Natsuki Subaru and you think I'm beautiful?" She blushes while saying it aloud.

Subaru responds by shaking his head up and down.

With that the two began to walk and ask the nearby residents for a yellow haired theif.

Just then the half elf was confused why he asked her to follow him quickly.

Simply brushing off her doubt she began to follow him towards a house.

She knocked on the door and saw an old man at the end of the door.

"And who might you be?" The man asked.

"I'm sorry but have you seen a small yellow haired girl around here? I want her to return my insignia" she answered the man.

"She stole what?!" The man yelled.

After a few exchange of words he decided to let the two in.

Just then a certain yellow haired girl has joined in the conversation after a few minutes of delay.

After a while the four came to a conclusion.

"So let me get this straight I give you back your insignia and you'll give me 64 rare gemstones?"

Subaru nodded at the child.

He then dropped 64 pieces of diamonds to the child who was only astonished at the boy.

"While this may be a good trade Im still waiting for my other dealer" Felt told the two.

"Ara Ara isn't this a surprise!" A voiced echoed through the room.

"If the original owner is here then negotiating is off the table I'm gonna have to kill all of you." She spoke while holding a blade ready to charge towards them.

Chaos unfolds the room as Emilia distracts the Bowel Hunter by firing shards of ice while the other three run to the corner of the room seeking cover

"She isn't gonna last long what are we gonna do!?" Felt shouted.

Subaru then dropped another book towards her and both her and Rom read it.

"You'll distract her while I run for help?"

Subaru simply nodded and with that she ran as fast as she can towards the exit in desperation.

Elsa tried to stop her by quickly blinking to her location only to be stopped by walls of cobblestone.

"My my, you got in my way….I wonder how your bowels will look like!" As she proceeded to run toward the boy.

Subaru wasn't fast enough to avoid the attack and with that she took it as an opportunity to cut his stomach.

Expecting blood and guts to spill she was caught surprised that he didn't get cut in half.

"Wait….what?" Elsa said in confusion.

Just then Subaru picked up an iron sword and started to spam attacks and swing at her.

"He's fast!" Elsa was caught surprised as he sprinted towards the hunter in outstanding speeds

With a clean opening Subaru hits Elsa which causes her to stumble and take massive damage.

Now bleeding, Elsa decided to plan to attack the resting elf as she has analyzed she won't be winning this fight against this man.

Just then a red haired boy appears shielding the girl.

"That's enough villain." Said the boy with red hair.

"I brought help!!!" Felt shouted at the three, thank heavens she made it.

"You will go no further, Bowel Hunter I, Reinhard van Astrea shall arrest you this instant!"

Reinhard then picked up a sword laying across the floor as he didn't think she was worthy of unsheathing his blade.

"Elsa Granhiert, pleasure to meet you Sword Saint, I shall send you to meet the angels!" As she took another step and hastily blinked towards the knight.

The fight began and it was a clear answer that Reinhard was clapping Elsa's cheeks with ease.

He then unleashed an attack that made the house go boom boom.

In which the Bowel Hunter took this as an opportunity to retreat.

"Keep those bowels safe for one day I will come back for them" as Elsa left them in a blink of an eye.

"Is everyone okay?" The Sword Saint asked.

"Yeah we alright" Felt responded

"If I had known who you made a deal with I would have never made you go there" Old man Rom told Felt.

"Thank you very much Subaru for saving us" the elf appreciated the young boy's assistance.

He then dropped another book toward the elf.

"My name?" she asked.

Subaru simply nodded to the girl.

"Well my name is Emilia, just Emilia once again thank you Subaru" she smiled at the boy thanking him for his help.

"Now you have something that belongs to me please give it back" Emilia told the young girl.

"Fine fine…...I'm sorry ok? Here just make sure you never lose it again" as she handed out the insignia.

The it began to glow which shocked Reinhard."Tell me miss what is your name?" The red haired knight asked.

"Name? Well my name is Felt just Felt I have no family besides Old Man Rom!" She answered the man.

"Miss Felt I'm afraid you are going to come with me" he told her with a serious expression.

"Now hold on here! You can't order me around--"

The Sword Saint quickly incapacitated her by striking her neck rendering her unconscious

"Why you!!!!" Old Man Rom stood up ready to fight the man only to suffer the same fate.

"That seemed way to cruel Reinhard….." Emilia retaliated

"My apologies Emilia-sama but I must take her into custody" the boy told the elf

"As for you Subaru was it? what is it that you seek now?" He asked the boy who stood still and T-posed

He dropped another book to Emilia that read

Please take me with you back to your mansion I'm homeless Lmao.

"Why sure! After all your help it would be my honor!" Said Emilia as the three parted ways into the night.

Arc 1 complete