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Finally, my third fan fiction. It may be a bit weird for the pairing and maybe it may cause some disapproval. But please, do drop a review. I appreciate all of them. Reviews motivate me to write and it cheers me up. So please do drop in a review! Thank you very much!

One more thing, I have another Baka to Test fan fiction. Please check it out! The title is, 'Aki, you baka'

CHAPTER 3: CONTACT RESCUE MEMBER

"Ow, that really hurts." Hideyoshi muttered to himself as he rubbed his arm. His sister had just left his room after 'gently' placing him on his bed.

"Dost Aneue think that breaking my arm till I faint from the pain is fun?" Hideyoshi absent-mindedly touched his elbow.

"Ow! It still hurts a lot. Arrgh. I'm lucky that I canst use both my hands to write, if not it shall be troublesome." Hideyoshi then sat on his bed and rested a bit.

"Why did Muttsulini put my picture as his wallpaper?" Hideyoshi muttered to himself. "I was in a Chinese dress!"

"…to be your boyfriend?" This phrase was overheard by Hideyoshi.

What? Muttsulini? Hideyoshi thought. His heart rate accelerated. Muttsulini is making a move on Aneue? He'll get beaten up for sure! Don't do it, Muttsulini!

"…It means a lot to me." Hideyoshi heard his sister reply. Aneue? Why in the world art thee blushing? Thou really like Muttsulini?

Hideyoshi reached for his cellphone in his pocket and entered Yuuji's cell phone number. This is something big! I must tell Yuuji! Hideyoshi frantically tapped in Yuuji's number. I need all the help I can get!

Beep, beep. The phone call was made. Pick it up Yuuji! I need reinforcements to save my sister!

Click! The phone was picked up.

"Hello?" A familiar voice was heard.

"Hello? Is this Yuuji?" Hideyoshi whispered into the phone with a tensed voice. I need help to free my sister from the Silent Ninja Pervert!

"Yes, speaking?" the F-class representative asked. It was impossible to detect Hideyoshi's voice when he was whispering.

"It's Hideyoshi hilther. I need thee to come over now! It seems that Muttsulini is making a move on my sister!" Hideyoshi cried into the phone, but soft enough not to be heard by the 2 teenagers outside.

"W-what? Wait, I'll be coming over right now! Give me an hour, no, give me half an hour! I'll rush over here!" Yuuji replied.

"Please be quick! I don't wit what Muttsulini will do to Aneue! Please don't tarry!" Hideyoshi begged his rescue squad member. You are my only hope in stopping Muttsulini from approaching Aneue!

"Got it! Do you want me to contact the FFF inquisition?" Yuuji asked.

"Nay! We'll deal with this first!" Hideyoshi said. We need to confirm what is Muttsulini's motive first!

"Coming over now!" Yuuji replied and hung up.

Yuuji, thou may have an idea on how to not let Muttsulini approach my sister, since thou art an expert in this sort of situation. Sorry Akihisa, I just can't bring myself to tell thee about this. Muttsulini have our cross-dressing pictures captive. Who knows that he may sell them out to both Minami-san and Himeji-san. I remember them using our cross dressing photos to threaten us to do as they say. Not to mention Himeji-san using our cross dressing photographs to get us to eat her cooking.

Hideyoshi shuddered at the thought of Himeji's cooking. Her results may be fantastic enough to get a high 'A' grade, but her cooking abilities were definitely an 'F'-grade. She was known to only consider if the food she made was nutritious, not even thinking if it was edible. It was known by Hideyoshi, Akihisa and Yuuji that Himeji puts in chemicals into the food that she made.

"I'll come by tomorrow." The words of Kouta snapped Hideyoshi out of his thoughts of Himeji's murderous cooking.

Muttsulini is leaving? That is good. I do not need to worry about thee, Aneue. Hideyoshi relaxed a little. Muttsulini was leaving and going home. Hideyoshi got ready his cellphone to inform Yuuji that he didn't need to come. Yuuji, I'm sorry.

"Wait," Hideyoshi heard his sister's voice.

Huh?

"Please stay for a while more." The voice continued.

What? Aneue! Let Muttsulini go! You are just endangering yourself! Hideyoshi panicked and he held his cell phone tight, resisting the urge to enter the living room and push Muttsulini out of his house.

"Huh? I need to go." Kouta answered without much of a thought.

Muttsulini, please go! Don't tarry!

"Please, just stay a little while more." Yuuko answered in a very shy manner.

Aneue! Just let Muttsulini go home. The 'F'-class really does have a lot of homework you know? Kouta have to do his homework.

"Why?" Muttsulini looked at Yuuko. Hideyoshi wanted to scream, "Don't tarry! Just go!" Unfortunately, Hideyoshi can't. If he did it, the pain he would receive later from Yuuko will be unimaginable.

"Yes, it is true." What did they talk about? What is true? What art they even talking about?

"What is true?" Hideyoshi was shocked how could Kouta not know what his sister was talking about? Hideyoshi decided to advance closer to the wall to listen to their conversation. I need listen to their conversation more clearly.

Bam! Hideyoshi accidentally hit his head! "Ow!" Hideyoshi moaned. Did they hear me? Hideyoshi peeked outside and realized that those 2 teenagers didn't show any sign of noticing him. Hideyoshi relaxed again.

"So you admit it?" Admit what?

"Yes." Just what did you admit? Hideyoshi wanted to know more but the rest of the conversation was too soft for him to hear.

He went forward to see what was going to happen.

He then saw…

Yuuko moving forward…

…Pressed her chest onto Muttsulini's arm…

…tipped-toed…

…and kissed Muttsulini (or at least this was from Hideyoshi's view)…

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hideyoshi covered his head with both his hands and shook his head vigorously. A-aneue! Why? Muttsulini! Why did thou blush so deep? What is wrong with this world? Muttsulini! How did thou seduce my sister? Aneue! Why did thou fall for such a pervert? How canst I safe my sister from this pervert? How canst I stop Muttsulini from advancing forward? Aneue! Please tell me that you are acting! Please tell me that you are acting!

Unfortunately, the blush from both Yuuko's and Muttsulini's face told Hideyoshi something else.

Slap! Slap! Hideyoshi started slapping himself to release the immensely unbelievable information and mind-blowing sight that he had gathered and seen. Hideyoshi's brain overheated as he imagined both Muttsulini and Yuuko getting married.

Hideyoshi, say hello to your brother-in-law! The imaginary Yuuko spoke.

No! Yuuji come quick! Hideyoshi thought. You art the only person who canst stop them from having this disgusting relationship!

Meanwhile…

"Hideyoshi, hold on. I'm coming" Yuuji muttered to himself. The wind rushed past his ears.

Ignoring all street signs and speed limits, Yuuji pumped restlessly on his pedal. I must get there soon!

"Just wait, Hideyoshi, I'm coming!" Yuuji shouted as he rode his bicycle furiously to his destination.

Sorry for the late update! Well, I'm finished with writing Hideyoshi's point of view! You will know in the other chapters! Please do drop in a review! You can also throw in some ideas and I'll try to fit them in. Till next chapter, see you! Let's wait for it!