Disclaimer: I do not own Baka and Test - Summon the Beasts/バカとテストと召喚獣
Finally, my third fan fiction. It may be a bit weird for the pairing and maybe it may cause some disapproval. But please, do drop a review. I appreciate all of them. Reviews motivate me to write and it cheers me up. So please do drop in a review! Thank you very much!
One more thing, I have another Baka to Test fan fiction which I've completed. Please check it out! The title is, 'Aki, you baka'.
CHAPTER 5: THE ACTION PLAN
"Before we talk about our plan, let's make ourselves comfortable. I do believe that we think better sitting down than standing up." Aiko suggested as she looked at the sofa that was in front of the television.
"Eh, oh, um… yes, please do have a seat." Yuuko extended her hand and ushered her conscious guests to the sofa. The unconscious ones were left on the floor, or at least till they recover.
"Yuuko." Shouko tapped Yuuko's shoulder.
"What is it, Class Representative?" Yuuko nervously answered as she sat down, followed by her visitors.
"Yuuko, I don't think that I've agreed to help you." Shouko said nonchalantly.
"Ehhh?" Yuuko gave a blank look.
"What can I gain from it?" Shouko gave Yuuko an icy look. "If it involves separating me from Yuuji," Shouko had her taser ready. "I will not forgive you."
"No… nonono! Why will I do that?" Yuuko frantically waved her hands in denial. "Class Representative, I can promise that you will be able to have a night's long dance will the class F-representative if you help me!" Yuuko had decided to make use of Shouko's weak spot.
"Well. All right." Shouko had cupped her cheeks in embarrassment. A night's dance with Yuuji? How dreamy.
"I'll say you had decided to help. Am I wrong about Shouko, my dear Muttsulini?" Aiko asked.
No reply. Kouta was still unconscious.
"So you agree, don't you?" Aiko laughed.
"Yuuko, you haven't exactly told us who you fancy." Shouko pointed out as she changed the subject. Shouko didn't like to be embarrassed.
"Promise me that you won't laugh. Please." Yuuko clasped her hands together.
"We won't." Aiko promised.
"It shall depend." Shouko had casually ignored Aiko's statement which included the word, "we". "I believe that you have very good judgments for boys and won't choose some random guy from the streets."
"All right." Yuuko told a deep breath as she got ready for her answer. It wasn't an easy task to tell your friends about your crush. Especially when they have their special person a.k.a crush.
"Yoshii Akihisa." Yuuko's face turned beet red.
"What?" Aiko exclaimed.
"Please repeat." Shouko requested she couldn't believe her ears.
"Yoshii Akihisa." Yuuko hung her head and her cheeks had a deep shade of red.
"What about Yoshii-kun?" Aiko inquired. This is getting interesting.
"Do you really want me to say it?" Yuuko was at the point of extreme embarrassment.
Aiko and Shouko nodded. It was better to hear it once more, than to jump to senseless conclusions.
"Um…" Yuuko's palms were sweating. "I…I…" She stuttered.
"Yes? Please carry on." Aiko edged closer to Yuuko.
"I…I…" Yuuko felt uncomfortable.
"I…I… I like him!" Yuuko exclaimed as she shut her eyes to relieve the pressure that she had felt when she had decided to tell her friends.
Silence.
After the next second…
"Noooooo!" A masculine voice was heard.
"Arrrgh! Why is Kubo-kun here?" Yuuko screamed as she noticed another visitor sitting beside Shouko.
"I called him over for some opinions." Shouko raised her hand.
"Class- representative, it was unnecessary!" Yuuko was alarmed by Shouko's idea.
"Why is my Yoshii-kun being targeted by such a beauty? Yoshii-kun!" Kubo ran out of the Kinoshita's residence.
"That was shocking. Yuuko and Yoshii-kun… I just can't imagine it." Aiko was in a trance.
"It is even more shocking for Kubo-kun to suddenly show up here!" Yuuko shouted in exasperation.
"It is even more shocking for me to know about Aneue's crush!" Hideyoshi screamed, recovered from Yuuko's FIST.
"Sleep, you idiot! Why did you even recover that fast?" Yuuko gave a war cry.
FIST!
Hideyoshi falls as Yuuko tackled him onto the ground.
"It is funny that you are knocking Hideyoshi out every time he recovers." Aiko laughed. "I do feel that he may be able to help us this time."
"What can this idiot do?" Yuuko grabbed Hideyoshi by his collar. "I even doubt that he will understand the situation I'm in. Not to even mention if he understands what we are going to talk about! With his baseless assumptions, there is a near 100% chance of him wrecking our plan!" Yuuko then flung Hideyoshi onto the floor.
"Well, having more manpower is better than having less." Shouko said, thoughtful.
"It's a pity that both Muttsulini and Sakamoto-kun is unconscious. We may need their help." Aiko looked at them. "Class-representative, there is no need to tase Sakamoto out every time you see him."
"It is to prevent him from cheating." Shouko replied, her face remained the same, expressionless.
"Let's get Hideyoshi into our discussion then." Aiko suggested.
"Let him, Yuuko." Shouko spoke up. "It is better if we have more people."
"If you say so…" Yuuko sat down.
"Don't go deciding on your own!" Hideyoshi cried out.
"Well, you can don't help me if you want." Yuuko raised her fist.
"Fine!" Hideyoshi cried out. It was a do-or-die situation. "I'll help thee!"
"Right now, there are 3 obstacles blocking you from Yoshii Akihisa. 1, Shimada Minami, 2, Himeji Mizuki and 3, Kubo-kun." Aiko analyzed.
"Is it really needed to put Kubo-kun on the threat list?" Yuuko asked. "He is a boy. He can't hit on Akihisa."
"Well, he can. He is… twisted. He had also wanted Yoshii-kun to lose a game of bullshit in order to see him strip." Shouko recalled. "Am I right, Yuuji?"
Yuuji simply just twitched. The word bullshit had activated a nightmare in the F-class representative. He was involved in the punishment game too.
"Kubo-kun is such an eccentric person." Yuuko gave a nervous shiver. "It is just unbelievable. How is such a person able to be involved in this society?"
"Says Aneue which reads yaoi manga." Hideyoshi whispered to Aiko.
"She does have very weird taste, doesn't she?" Aiko gave a light laugh. "Being a yaoi manga lover… don't tell me." Aiko broke into a cheerful tone. "She supports Kubo's point of view too?"
"No way." Shouko joined the conversation. "Yuuko may be weird but she wouldn't go as far as cross-dressing, would she?"
"She did." Hideyoshi said.
"What? No way!" Aiko responded.
"Impossible." Shouko became interested in their conversation.
"She had…" Hideyoshi started. He had started gossiping about Yuuko and her hidden closet of male clothing.
"Hideyoshi! Are you listening?" Yuuko's scream interrupted their conversation.
"W…what? What did thou say?" Hideyoshi panicked.
"I'll say it one more time!" Yuuko wanted to punch Hideyoshi. She couldn't believe that she had spent a whole 5 minutes talking to a bunch of temporary blockheads. Yes, and she believes that it was her brother that influenced them.
So, Yuuko explained the plan to them. Hideyoshi was shocked to know that he was actually supposed to divert Mizuki's attention away from Akihisa. He complied anyway as he had enough FISTs for the day. As for Aiko, she had to get Miharu to tackle Minami. It was an easy task for Aiko as she had experience in taunting people. As for Shouko, she had to make sure that Yuuji doesn't drag Akihisa into another god-knows-what activity. To Shouko, a handy taser was always a way to immobilize Yuuji. As for Yuuko, she had to locate her beloved Akihisa as soon as possible.
"Saturday is approaching tomorrow. We have no time to really talk about our plan." Yuuko said. "I believe that all of us know what to do." Yuuko then pointed at Kouta and Yuuji. "Instead, we have to find a way to bring them home."
"No problem." Both Aiko and Shouko replied.
"I've been stalking Kouta home every day, so there will be no problem." Aiko smiled.
"I've been going to Yuuji's house every day, so it is like a regular routine for me." Shouko had begun dragging the paralyzed Yuuji out.
"Impossible." Yuuko looked as the couple exited. Just how did the class-representative get so close to Sakamoto-kun?
"I guess that both Kouta and I will take our leave too." Aiko smiled and waved goodbye to Yuuko.
I didn't know that she was a stalker… Yuuko thought. "Eh… See you tomorrow." Yuuko gave a nervous smile.
"Bye!" Aiko dragged Kouta along.
"Bye…"
And so, the day ended.
Sorry for the late update! So, the plan is done. The plan wasn't stated clearly here but it will be carried out in the next chapter! What will go wrong? You will know in the other chapters! Please do drop in a review! You can also throw in some ideas and I'll try to fit them in. Till next chapter, see you! Let's wait for it!
