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Finally, my third fan fiction. It may be a bit weird for the pairing and maybe it may cause some disapproval. But please, do drop a review. I appreciate all of them. Reviews motivate me to write and it cheers me up. So please do drop in a review! Thank you very much!
One more thing, I have another Baka to Test fan fiction which I've completed. Please check it out! The title is, 'Aki, you baka'.
Before The Party
Yuuko found herself looking up at the clear blue sky when she recovered. What happened? I've alighted the bus and saw Yoshii-kun. Oh yes, I've fainted. I've never thought that Akihisa would advance towards me. Oh, I've got to recover and find Yoshii-kun. I wonder where he is. Just then,Akihisa had loom over Yuuko and look at her straight in the face.
"Yoshii-kun!" Yuuko's face was immediately flushed red. Yuuko then immediately lifted her head, not wanting to give Akihisa any chance of realizing that she was embarrassed.
Wham! Yuuko's head had hit Akihisa's forehead with overwhelming force that caused Akihisa to grab his forehead and scream in pain.
"Arrrrgggghhhh!" Akihisa was rolling around at the grass patch and screaming in pain.
As for Yuuko, she just winced at the pain. Yes, it did hurt as much it had with Akihisa but she didn't want to show her wild side to him. She didn't want to lose any chance of getting rejected.
"A…are you okay?" Yuuko asked the Ultimate Idiot. "It looked like it hurts a lot."
"Yeah, I'm totally fine." Akihisa had stopped rolling about and replied Yuuko while rubbing the bump on his forehead.
"I'm sorry for suddenly sitting up… I was shocked…" Yuuko apologized and bowed her head before Akihisa could say anything else.
An alert system within Akihisa was immediately activated. What's this? The ever so proud sister of Hideyoshi is apologizing and bowing her head to me? What is she scheming? There is absolutely no way she would bow her head to an F-class idiot. This must be part of a plan, a piece of some grand set up. Akihisa's brain was immediately set into overdrive. He must find out the reason for this behavior.
"No… it's my fault for startling you…" Akihisa immediately bowed his head. I must quickly admit that it's my fault! If she continues to bow her head any longer, it'll greatly embarrass her and she may even smack me for that.
"No! I'm really sorry!" Yuuko bowed her head even lower.
What the…? Is she that determined to smack me? Is there a way to escape? Akihisa was frantically searching for ideas but none surfaced. I guess I have to apologize again…
"Sorr… Arrgh!" Akihisa was smacked in this cheek even before he could apologize.
"It's my fault you idiot!" Yuuko became enraged. Her low level of tolerance had gotten the better of her. "Stop stealing all the responsibility from me!" Yuuko had stood up and glared at Akihisa. "Be glad, you F class idiot. An A class student had apologized to you."
"What?" Akihisa didn't recover fast enough to hear her words. "What did you say?" Yuuko's slap is world class… I wouldn't want to feel that again. Akihisa was looking at Yuuko that was standing and glaring at him. Just what is going on in her mind?
"I said…" Yuuko stopped abruptly. Those words don't even make sense! Yuuko realized her blunder after the words escaped from her mouth. Why did I even respond to him in such a rude tone? Why am I even shooting myself in my own foot? Relax, relax! I shouldn't destroy my image in front of him! "I said…" Yuuko was frantically trying to think of another sentence to save her from certain embarrassment.
"Huh? What were you trying to say?" Akihisa questioned. As of then, he wasn't really interested to find out what Yuuko had to say. He's currently interested in finding Yuuji and beating the daylights out of him. He had suggested that Akihisa look over Yuuko when she fainted. He was the one that dragged the others away. He was the one that had probably set him up to talk to Yuuko knowing that he'll get smacked no matter what. It must be him! He's the only one that's shrewd enough to plot the scheme on him.
"Where are we?" Yuuko decided to ask a question instead of repeating her previous statement. It was a dumb question; a very very dumb question. She knew exactly where they were. They were on a random open ground at Mizuki's house. "Or rather, why are we alone here?" Yuuko asked another question as she sat down.
"Don't you remember?" Akihisa answered Yuuko. Yuuji is my 2nd priority; I need to get out of this situation as fast as possible. Akihisa gulped before he answered Yuuko's 2nd question. "We are at Himeji-san's house. Hideyoshi, Kirishima-san, Kudo-san and Yuuji wanted me to say here with you till you regain conscious." Akihisa had realized something unthinkable. Now that I remember… Hideyoshi had also supported Yuuji when Yuuji suggested that I look over Yuuko. Hey… Kirishima-san and Kudo-san had also agreed to Yuuji's suggestion. This means… they are all in this set up! They'd planned all of this before! I'm trapped!
"Oh…I see." Yuuko nodded knowingly to Akihisa's answer. This is not really what I've planned it seems that things are going quite well too. I'll have to thank them later. "Yoshii-kun…" Yuuko started softly. Her tone had gotten Akihisa's attention.
"Y…yes…" Yuuko's tone had sent a chill down Akihisa's spine. He had heard this tone of voice before. Yes, he heard this tone of voice when Yuuko was about to punch Hideyoshi. According to Hideyoshi, the tone was never to be ignored and should be taken seriously.
"Y..you know… the conversation that you had with Hideyoshi… I heard it all." Yuuko said. "The conversation that both of you had when I was singing to promote the school."
"Hm? The conversation?" Akihisa repeated. "I… I don't really remember what it was about." He scratched his cheek in embarrassment. For some reason… I feel that it's something that Yuuko shouldn't know. Something that she can't learn of… what is it that she can't learn of? It was then when Akihisa realized what Yuuko was referring to. Oh my goodness! THAT conversation! Wait… no. She can't be serious! Akihisa gulped. She couldn't have heard every word of it! If she did… then I'm… Akihisa imagined himself getting smacked by Yuuko again. This time… I may really be dead.
"Are you sure that you don't remember it?" Yuuko prompted Akihisa. Yuuko didn't want to remind Akihisa. She was way too embarrassed and she wanted Akihisa to repeat that sentence so that she could reconfirm and make sure that Akihisa actually meant what he said. Beautiful… He said that I was always beautiful… He said about my strong points…
"I…I remember." Akihisa said. "I said that you're a first-rate sister. Hideyoshi seems very happy about that when I said it." Akihisa rubbed his forehead as he reminisces. "Unfortunately, I didn't manage to tell him something. Or rather, I didn't have the heart to tell him about that particular topic about you." Akihisa gave a nervous laugh.
"Huh? Topic about me?" Yuuko was curious. Topic about me? An honor student?
"I do have a feeling that you are acting." Akihisa told Yuuko.
"Acting?"
"Yes, acting."
The respond from Akihisa had stunned Yuuko. Acting? Yukko knew that she was acting but she didn't expect someone like Akihisa to find out. "What was I acting as?" Yuuko asked nervously.
"Hmmm… I don't know…" Akihisa scratched his cheek in embarrassment. "It's just a feeling after all."
"I guess…" Yuuko muttered to herself. Maybe I should confess now…
"Hey… Yoshii-kun." Yuuko looked away was the soft wind brushed against them.
"Yes?" Akihisa stood up and looked at her back.
"You know… I…"
"You…?"
"I…"
"Yes, what about yourself?" The prompt came just as Yuuko's mind snapped.
"I look good in this dress, right?" Yuuko just dumbly smiled. The atmosphere immediately broke.
"Yeah… You are…." Akihisa blushed as he took a clearer look at Yuuko. "You really do look cute in the light blue dress. They really do match your dark green eyes." He said his sentence carefully, skillfully avoiding any possible misleading words.
"Really?" Yuuko asked again. "I really had taken a long time choosing this for this party."
"Why? Why did you go through all the trouble and time to pick this out?" Akihisa questioned. He knew that girls like to look pretty in a party and girls like Minami and Himeji-san would have a hard time choosing their clothes… but why Yuuko? This party was to congratulate the improvement of grades of everyone in Class F and the main members were its students. So why would a Class A student would actually treat this party with utmost importance and even want to dress exceptionally well for it?
"Eh? It is …" Yuuko waved her hand wildly to deny any opening space for Akihisa to attack. It was futile and useless… unless…unless someone saves her.
"Kinoshita-san! Akihisa!" Yuuko's savior arrived. It was Yuuji. "Mizuki decided to start the party early because most of the people are here." He then pointed to Akihisa. "I have something to tell you and so be quick."
"And Shouko… please accompany Kinoshita-san."
"Why?"
"I have something to tell Akihisa in private."
"Yuuji…"
"What?"
"I'll not forgive cheating…" The taser was ready.
"Idi…idiot! I won't and I can't!"
"Just remember." Shouko appeared and approached Yuuko as Akihisa did as he was told. He was stopped by Shouko.
"Yoshii-kun… if you ever laying a finger on Yuuji…" Shouko bought the taser to Yoshii's neck and forced it to his chin. "Do you get it?" She glared at the idiot. Her monotone voice freaked Akihisa out.
"Pres! He understand so let him go!" Yuuko pulled Shouko away. "Yoshii-kun… Go with Sakamoto-kun."
"Y…yes." Akihisa hurried to his class president.
"What a crazy girlfriend you have over there."
"Shut up, you idiot. We have some discussion to do." Yuuji said as he brought him to the place where the Kouta and Hideyoshi were.
"What's up?" Akihisa asked. The group had a very grim expression on their face.
"Akihisa… bad news." Hideyoshi started. "We are supposed to think of something like a competition during this party." Hideyoshi stopped as if chocked.
"And so…" Akihisa prompted.
"Himeji-san suggested a cooking contest." Kouta grabbed his stomach. "Akihisa… you are the only one left to stop her..." Both boys collapsed. They had already sampled the horrible cooking.
"Yuuji!" Akihisa panicked and he turned around.
"I'm sorry, Akihisa. I can't pretend anymore." Yuuji's faced turned blue and he vomited onto the floor. "O..our safety are in your hands now…"
"Stay strong! Yuuji! I'll save you." Akihisa grabbed his hand.
"Go… my brave commander…." Kouta muttered weakly.
"Muttsulini!" Akihisa yelled.
"We'll be at your back…" Hideyoshi managed to say.
"Hideyoshi!" Akihisa saw another of his comrade fall. He was alone and had to stop Himeji before anyone tasted the food. He ran off to the only place he could think Himeji was at… the kitchen. Sure enough, she was there.
"Himeji-san! I propose a singing competition." Akihisa panted as he burst through the door and reached the subject.
"Hmmm… But I practiced..." The pink haired girl was reluctant to drop the idea. "But if that is what Akihisa-kun wants then it's all right. We can set up a karaoke here. I live in a villa after all! But before that…" Himeji took out a bunch of cookies.
"Please eat these." She smiled.
And so… the karaoke stage was set up along with the plan and with Akihisa limp on the ground.
Sorry for the late update! This is very bad! I don't want to end this so soon! So… a singing competition? At a party? What will the tone deaf Yuuko do when she finds out? You will know in the next chapter of 'The Ultimate Idiot'! Please do drop in a review! Till next chapter, see you! Let's wait for it!
