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Finally, my third fan fiction. It may be a bit weird for the pairing and maybe it may cause some disapproval. But please, do drop a review. I appreciate all of them. Reviews motivate me to write and it cheers me up. So please do drop in a review! Thank you very much!
One more thing, I have another Baka to Test fan fiction which I've completed. Please check it out! The title is, 'Aki, you baka'.
Chapter 8: Setting up the stage
It was a not just a shock to Yuuko. It was a double shock. It was as if she had been stung by a jellyfish and later stuck by the lightning, absorbing the thunder and feels the atoms vibrate through her body. By some flattery and nudging by Shouko and Aiko, she had accepted the challenge to sing in the party. Why, oh why of all things she had to sing? Why is there a competition in a party in the first place? Was this place really populated with a bunch of idiots? Wait, it is really populated by idiots and within them was one that exceeds all idiocy and way above the ranks of idiots, Yoshii Akihisa. Yes, Kinoshita Yuuko had to accept it. It was a reality that the boy she admired was the ultimate and lord of idiocy, the Ultimate Idiot. How in the world was she flattered by his words and conned to like him? She didn't know. She didn't want to know for somehow it felt like it would be a stupid answer, a very stupid one indeed.
"What should I do? What can I do?" Yuuko was pacing around as she thought of a song to sing. It was very troublesome as she has to choose one that suits her own pitch and character. Hideyoshi wasn't being much of a help as he's unconscious, thus unable to select a song and cross dress. Yuuko also didn't want Hideyoshi to help her as he is in such a bad shape. Yes, she's suddenly being nice to Hideyoshi and neither did she understand nor know why. Seeing her twin so helpless had switched her battle gear on in order to defeat the girl that had made Hideyoshi a victim. Mizuki was a genuine F class idiot in her own right and Yuuko was determined not to lose to her to keep her act of an honor student, a student that doesn't have any flaws. Why was she even thinking of revenge? What if Akihisa preferred Mizuki over her? Will she lose out even more? Will she be hated?
"What should I do?" Yuuko had both her hands by her cheeks as she thought. There must be a way to save me! There must be one! What can she do? What are the possibilities that she need not go through the humiliation? What are the possibilities that may put this weird competition off? What are the chances that I may be able to pull off a miracle? I can't find any ways at all! I'm in an unbelievably disgusting situation! After a few more thoughts that ran through her mind, she gave up and resigned to the cruel fate that had been given to her. Pulling out her phone, she went through the list of music that she had bought. There was a lot, almost too many songs to choose from. She had to pick 2 out from the hundreds of songs she had. She couldn't afford to choose difficult songs to sing. She also can't sing long songs and one that would destroy her public image. As of then, she just had to write down the songs that she was confident of. She then plucked out her headphones, attached it to her phone and started listening to the song she had. Pressing the headphones against her ears, saw closed her hers, concentrating on every single lyric that was sung.
Yuuji was in trouble, deep trouble. Disappearing with Akihisa had caused some serious misunderstanding between Shouko and him. He had to escape and find that idiot before thinking of how to escape from Shouko, escape from the very threat to cross-dress and to display his talent in singing in front of that idiotic class of his. "That idiot! Where in the world is he? Running of to find Mizuki and not going back to Yuuko… I'm going to beat him to death!" Yuuji swore as he ran around, avoiding corners, hoping to find the Ultimate Idiot and to avoid his self-proclaimed wife. Unknown to him, his phone had a mini blinking tracking device attached to it…
Shouko wasn't having a very fun time at all. After sending Yuuko, the perfect student into the glorious battlefield of the singing stage, she had to 'capture' her 'husband' and get him to participate in the competition too. On top of that, she had also prepared a very cute dress for him and only for him. "Yuuji, prepare yourself…"
"Muttsulini-kun~" Aiko hummed when she saw Kouta carefully rubbing the lens of his camera.
"Kudo Aiko…" Kouta looked at her. He wasn't very enthusiastic about seeing her. Kudo Aiko was a threat to him, someone that would 'accidentally' cause the massive loss of blood in his body. "What do you want from me?" Kouta slung his camera around his neck. "I'm currently busy."
"Are you sure?" Aiko leaned towards Kouta, pulled her face closer to hers and rested a finger on his rib. "What are you busy with? Eh, Koooouuuutta?" That was an intentional advance move on Kouta. The ninja pervert gulped. Nothing had prepared him for this. Aiko wasn't someone that would actually approach someone in this manner. Hold it in… You can do it, Tsuchiya Kouta!
"As you can see, I'm preparing my camera." Kouta replied as he turned away from Aiko to pack his lens.
"Neh, Muttsulini-kun, what do you say if I were to ask you to participate in a singing competition?" Aiko asked Kouta with a playful tone.
"Why would you do that?" Kouta replied with a question.
"To reduce Yuuko's shyness and for her to win over Yoshii-kun's heart."
"No. Leave me out." Kouta snapped at the surprised Aiko. "She should do all in her power to capture his heart. I won't help her. It concerns Akihisa's… no, it concerns my friend's happiness!"
"Seems like I am not wrong about you, Muttsulini." A smile appeared on Aiko's lips, light shining upon her back. "I knew that you wouldn't want to interfere at all." Without warning and much to the Ultimate Pervert's surprise or horror, Aiko reached forward, grabbed him from his back into an embrace and kissed him on the cheek.
Pssssst!
"Miharu, Yoshii-kun may be coping me. Just that Shimada-chan may be the subject that he is…" Aiko held the tip of her index finger to her lips, "Chuu!"
"Onee-sama!" Miharu ran off. Before the meeting with Kouta, Aiko already had Miharu tagging with her.
"Mission… accomplished!"
Akihisa soon regained conscious after being knocked out be the host's love filled cookies. He touched his forehead and looked around. Thank goodness he was able to resist the effects of the cooking and convinced Mizuki to prepare for the singing competition before fainting.
"So… I'd survived the disaster again… I'm glad that I didn't faint in front of Himeji-san" Akihisa murmured to himself. "Anyway, I guess it is mission accomplished for me." Akihisa slowly stood up wondering where his next destination would be. After some pondering, he decided to find Hideyoshi and the others. His guts told him something was up, but what? He was curious. Whatever was going on, he was sure that it will affect him. Surely, definitely.
"Neh, Aki… I was finding you." Minami appeared. She had been searching for him all the time.
"Oh, yeah. Come to think about it, I haven't seen you ever since my arrival." Akihisa realized. "I was too busy taking care of Yuuko." He then softly scratched his cheek.
"Aki… can you say that again?" Minami had her head down and somehow, a menacing aura seems to be leaking out of Minami. Yuuko? Another rival? I'm already having a hard time against Mizuki… Right now, I'm not even confident of winning Aki's heart over…
"I… I said..."Akihisa never had the chance to repeat the sentence again to Minami as the sudden cry of "Onee-sama" was heard and Minami immediately ran with Miharu declaring her love for Minami.
"I don't swing that way! How many times must I tell you, Miharu?" Minami ran on, cursing her own fate that she was the target of a lesbian.
"Poor Minami…"Akihisa commented as he looked at the scene in front of him. "Lucky, I'm not involved in… oh, Kubo-kun... Why are you crying?" Akihisa was cut off when he felt the A-class student tap on his shoulder.
"Yoshii-kun…" Kubo sniffed. "Listen to me. My heart beats whenever I see you. I yearn for…"
"Akihisa!" Yuuji appeared, running at top speed, knocking Kubo away and dragging the Ultimate Idiot away by his collar. "You bastard! Where in the world were you? Why didn't you return to Kinoshita-san?"
"W…what?" Akihisa was baffled. Events were happening to fast for him. Minami, Miharu, Kubo-kun and now Yuuji? Is this some action packed movie? No! What in the world is happening? Why is everyone pulling us apart?
"Cheating will not be forgiven…" Shouko appeared in front of Yuuji.
"Shit! How did she find out?" Yuuji cursed and ran at full speed. "Extreme situations call for extreme measures. I shall tackle her then!" Yuuji dropped Akihisa. "Akihisa… find Kinoshita-san… and… live well." Yuuji then gave a battle cry and charged at Shouko.
Zap! Yuuji was taken down.
"Yuuji!" Akihisa screamed. "Wait, Kirishima-san… what did we do?" Akihisa stepped back as the A-class president approached him.
"You shall not be forgiven."
Zap! Akihisa fell.
"Aiko… mission accomplished."
Sorry for the late update! This is very bad! I don't want to end this so soon! Akihisa taken out again? The 'stage' for Yuuko was set up! What will happen when she sings? You will know in the next chapter of 'The Ultimate Idiot'! Please do drop in a review! Till next chapter, see you! Let's wait for it!
