Or the 'Stealing fetish' one.
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A/N : I do not advocate stealing of any kind and distracted driving for that matter and definitely put arson of any nature too. I also don't own Steven Universe.
There's nothing like a long and boring car ride to ease one's many nerves, Peridot thought about what a huge lie that's become leaving her an anxious wreck. Fidgeting with every car function she could reach, playing with the window buttons seemed to calm her down the most.
Peridot sat along side Lapis who has driven upstate for about two hours now. Her patience however is getting tested by her concubine's obnoxious habits. An overhead sign displays their awaited destination five miles ahead.
Peridot becoming flustered before breaking the law is more than normal for Lapis and at times made her nervous, but it keeps her on her beautiful toes.
"Stop being such a jellyfish," Lapis teased keeping her eyes on the road, "We've robbed many stores statewide with better security than this place!"
A moment for Peridot to reflect on a job they performed a few months ago, walking away with twenty five thousand dollar earring without paying a dime for it. With Lapis' help of course, proving Lapis will always have her back.
"That's why I have you." Peridot faces her, "You're always strong enough for the both of us."
"I thank you for that. Only because when you freeze up before hand it grants me that vile sense of confidence you see upon me. If that makes since?" Lapis blushed, Peridot pushes a bundle of hair out of her vision and tucks neatly behind the ear.
"Strangely, it does. I don't know why I freak out even when the deed itself comes with minor consequences. I guess my inner conscious is telling me to leave the dark side before it's too late," Peridot admitted.
"Thieves don't have to worry, good ones at least."
A lot of infamous thieves had hangups worst than mine," Peridot on the defensive.
"Oh here we go again," Lapis scoffs.
"Remember me recalling the infamous history of The Forty Elephants gang? Women banning together by shitting on commercialism in Great Britain by shoplifting wares for centuries. You don't think they were scared? When they were living in times where women were being put down in ways we can't imagine today?"
"You're not getting soft on me, are you?" Lapis pestered keeping her eyes on the road. That made Peridot pause her button fidgeting to furl her brow.
"The second I go soft, is the second we get caught honey." Peridot assured in her.
"Well I hate to break it to ya, that's the absolute worst time to get soft" Lapis joked.
Terror rings through Peridot's mind, they have been doing this for such a long time that it became second nature for her. Knowing that alone is what scares her the most. Lapis is not oblivious to this, sensing a mood shift.
"Don't be like that hun, you just need a little pick me up."
"I'm sorry Lapis, I don't think drugs are the best use for our collective time."
"Don't you worry your pretty little head, Peridot. This pill is over the counter..."
The driver eases her speed to a regulated 50mph with two car gaps between her lead car ahead. In the time she took to change lanes, Peridot started to get Lapis' interpretation of medicine, her heart sped as she grips her bottom safety belt yanking it upwards to lay it's slack out to her thighs for easier access.
Peridot's hand darted to the waistband of her khaki shorts until it was ruthlessly shooed by the taller girl.
"No! Let me," Lapis acquired the metal button on Peridot's fly in a nice snap. Peridot rolls her eyes at Lapis' fascination of stripping her clothes instead of driving straight, knowing full well she's capable of undressing herself. Alas, she's going to only have one hand on the steering wheel anyway throughout this, Peridot thought.
Then came the zipper, Lapis pinched the zip tip to pull gently parting Peridot's short pants.
"You know the drill..."
Peridot lifted her butt off the seat a bit and pushed her seat all the way back. Lapis curled two fingers in the edged inseam of her pant legs to slide them towards the car floor. All Peridot did is smile, her butt returned back to nice resting position.
Lapis brought her ocular focus back on the road. Mindlessly positioning the rear view mirror just to see Peridot's genitals in traffic.
"That seems extremely dangerous Lapis," Peridot coming off serious made Lapis laugh in place.
"I find it to be pretty hot, plus I'm using side mirrors. Let's call it practical pervasion." Lapis
"I'm not calling it that!"
"Speaking of 'practical pervasion' what do we have here?" Lapis looked into the slanted mirror projecting the passenger's crotch in it's entirety. Lapis could recognize her panties, the very same lace pair gifted to her a year ago.
Stolen of-course, but a fitting anniversary gift they both could enjoy. That enjoyment found its way soaked through the cotton threads on Peridot's behalf.
"I'm starting to think they're lucky," Peridot commented.
"I can tell, you're super wet" Lapis drooled, "Yes, let the dark side flow though you!"
"That's not how the quote goes! How dare you!" Peridot shifted lower avoiding being seen by opposing traffic, Lapis takes her lead kneading the aforementioned puddle.
Peridot coped with the feeling of her intimate flesh being massaged only tender at first. Her legs spread wider to ease herself into Lapis' fingers. Peridot's shoulders rose as she caught in deeper breaths, more rampant then initial contact. Her borderline friskiness caught Lapis off guard but continued rolling at a steady pace. Smirking in a leering yet gorgeous fashion towards her red face girlfriend happily moaning from the immense attention she's getting. Careful strokes of the fabric made Lapis eager, she slipped an index finger out of view until she landed on Peridot's naked slit.
The clouds parted overhead the highway, Peridot relishes in the tingly sensation the sunlight treats her skin. Lapis searches for her clitoris and finds it quick. Peridot's hips jolted to the pin point accuracy, cascading a moan when her partner slips her underwear sideways.
Peridot opened her mouth wider and trembled in place upon Lapis cupping most of her sex in an audible slap.
"AHH!" Peridot yelped looking back at Lapis expecting some sort of explanation to the sudden rough play. None was given as Lapis nips teasingly on the sensitive nub rocking Peridot right back for her reluctant pleasure. Lapis began to work her magic, atoning for a bit of her own friskiness as well, but Peridot didn't seem to mind as Lapis watched the shorter girl's lips curl upwards.
Lapis gathered the image of a bare glistening slit and prods against her wanting sex. Her hunger didn't go unappreciated, "L-lapis," Peridot gasped.
Lapis knows her woman inside and out, how she reacts when serviced in certain ways. Time showed her ways in making Peridot bend to her whims and charms that Lapis is naturally gifted with. With grace, Lapis journeys into Peridot passing both digits of a single finger causing her to whine over the music. Every subtle motion in her cavern is perceived as an electrical attraction for more.
Peridot added more pleasure, shown flipping her shirt up revealing a bra matching her bottoms. She curled her arms back to unclasp the buckle and allowed it to fall into her lap for Lapis to toss it onto the car floor.
Peridot tended to her own breasts; playing with the petite orbs and feverishly pinching her own nipples eliciting a sharp cry as Lapis pumped her finger inside her continuously.
"Is this helping?" Lapis asked already knowing that answer, "Do you feel your inhibitions melt away when I drive my finger like this?"
"Well if you wanna get technical," Peridot nodded then drew her whine an octave higher as Lapis pulls away and introduces another finger to the mix. Slipping inside her with no resistance, met with sopping wet entrapment as Peridot's loins traps her familiar digits.
Rolling her finger is what's doing it for Peridot, getting closer to her fix. Then came a hush, mouth agape ripping through the orgasm in an attempt not to shatter all the windows using a ear piercing shriek. It didn't work out, becoming even louder than before feeling Lapis finger her to oblivion.
"My point exactly," Lapis remarks tasting sweet victory on fingers.
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Lapis pulls into a crowded parking lot for an outlet mall, and parks her car accordingly. She looked to her left, then right to familiarize the location.
"Lot C," Peridot pointed to a nearby streetlight sign. Lapis nodded at her, "I'm going to that department store over there to try out a few blind spots for some new outfits."
"You promised me this morning we'd haul electronics today! That's how you got me out of bed this morning!" Peridot snapped.
"I know what I promised! But, you've got to trust me on this it's a gut feeling and it's telling me not to go through with that."
"Well you do what you want, I was told we were hitting the electronic department, and that's what I intend to do," said her short tempered girlfriend, as she gave her a good luck kiss on the cheek. Peridot exits the car, greeted by sunlight and freeing all the nervous breaths into the open air.
"Meet me in the dressing room, in thirty. If not I'm leaving your butt here!" Lapis yells out the window, Peridot replied by flicking her off playfully.
Deep down Lapis knows Peridot will have a better chance walking away with something on her own. They've done enough jobs where Lapis feels confident enough in her partner's ability to get it done alone.
Lapis waits in the car to watch Peri wiggle her white shorts into the store, prompting Lapis to get out finally.
Fourth of July weekend is upon them, so normally you will see an abundance of families and patrons alike flock to stores like these for the amazing sales and mark downs. Making it relatively easy to steal amongst the chaos.
Peridot made her way inside, not without noticing the security camera situation. CTV's on the ceiling and loss preventing sensors at the door.
"Hello, may I help you?" A perky retail worker caught Peridot in mid-scheme, she turned around to greet her, "Um Yes, does this place sell video games?" Peridot asks.
"Yes we do, over on our far right, over there," the employee pointed overhead. Peridot thanks her and wanders to that general area.
Lapis makes it inside finally and mingles herself behind a group of older woman. She clutched her on tote bag perched on her shoulder and made her way to 'Women's Apparel'.
Peridot reaches the electronic department, featuring security cams out the wazoo. Inching her way towards video games, she scans whatever is worth taking at this point. Her eyes stopped to focus on the prize worth taking. A retro copy of 'Kompy's Kastle' for her system, not even the marketplaces online could carry such treasures.
On the other side of the store, Lapis has a bag more stuffed then the time she entered. Holding two shirts in her size, pajamas and a few things for Peridot. She managed to keep her actions hidden from anyone near her, even the cameras over head in a technique called "blind-spotting."
I should get some underwear while I'm here.
Peridot reaches out for the game, until she was interrupted by an overly helpful electronic department employee.
"Need any help ma'am?"
"I'm just looking right now, thank you." Peridot waves.
"If you need anything let me know!"
How about a little space you belligerent...
Twenty-five minutes has passed and Peridot starts to get anxious while stuck in place figuring out ways to go about stealing her desired item. She took the plastic encased video game into her hands and took a quick look around to see if she's alone. She is, indeed. As casual as Peridot could possibly act, she strides her way out of 'electronics' with her game in hand.
Peridot made her way into apparel, sneaking pass the innkeeper who was busy tapping away on her phone to even notice.
"Lapis? Lapis?," she whispers along each stall door seeing if Lapis held up to her earlier remark about meeting here. Suddenly, a pair of hands found Peridot's mouth and pulling her arm into a dressing station so she couldn't scream.
She was greeted by a nude Lapis who had stripped down to nothing spending her time trying on clothing.
"Why are you naked?" Peridot asked.
"Why AREN'T you naked?" Lapis replied.
Lapis hugs her from behind. Peridot accepts the warmth of her bare breasts nudged into the pocket of her back. "Did you find something?" Lapis asks. Peridot hands her the copy of Kompy's Kastle, Lapis stabs the secure plastic with her nail to unwrap the game. She held the physical disk in her hand to safely keep in the pages of her book and puts it in her bag.
"Now, did you make sure no one saw you?"
"I did!" Peridot seen her girlfriend naked more times than she can count. Never in a public facility, which is somewhat the same but feels completely new to Peridot. Lapis stared into her giving her the usual 'do me' eyes, Peridot looks to her side to see her ass on full display filling the body mirror behind us.
Peridot gives in to the temptress' curvaceous form by cupping the bottom grasp of her ass in her hands lightly. "Oh Peridot..." sensually said by the tall girl getting her bottom massaged. Lapis holds onto Peridot's shoulders for dear life, when her fingers explicably grazes her moist insides.
"Shoplifting really does get you off, huh." Peridot deducted, taking note of how drenched the pads of her fingers are.
"You have no idea, why don't you take a closer look?" Lapis guided Peridot down to her knees for what comes next. At first Peridot appreciates the sight of her girlfriend's dripping folds, taking in the scent of musk confining her sex.
Lapis became red in the face feeling the shorter girl's breath guiding forth her coo. "What are you waiting for?" Lapis asked becoming hotter and bothered.
"I'm just enjoying the sites, I'm a tourist after all." Peridot joked, now it's her turn to tease.
Soon enough, the tip of her tongue traced her sex, tasting Lapis' sheer excitement. Peridot rolls her muscle along the perturbing nub driving Lapis to the point of swallowing her own moans in fear of being discovered.
Peridot's mouth pleasings causes Lapis to kick in a hitch, and shake around her interlocked head. She feels her orgasm on the ropes then her legs gave out slamming her bottom on a service bench. Peridot didn't skip a beat as her unrelenting spirit tongue fucked Lapis into submission. Lapis looks down at her, Peridot's eyes hasn't left hers watching how good of a job she's performing with a coy smile. That image alone gave Lapis contractions as a steam of liquid pushes Peridot's head back to take it all in.
"Dang girl, just wow," Lapis praised. "I could really go for some pizza right about now. Meet me in the food court, hopefully there's pizza there."
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Peridot leaves the dressing room first, not caring about being spotted by the worker who runs it. She headed towards the door and leaves the store. Outside, a nearby directory informed her that the food court is three doors left, her stomach growled more and began to walk in that direction.
Lapis herself leaving the dressing room, only this time the employee noticed her, "Everything fit okay?"
"You bet, I'll take it. Could you point me to check out?"
"Sure, right at the front. Have a good day!"
Lapis reached the checkout only to look at the ridiculous line and made her pleased to know that her five finger discount allows her to skip the line and not pay. With zero interruption, Lapis fled the store with her items.
Peridot found herself in the food court, her stomach rumbled over the many choices she's been offered. Pillow talk proves Lapis' hunger for Pizza. Peridot spots an available pizza buffet and begins her trot to the line ahead.
Pizzas pulled high in many variations and sizes made Peridot realize Lapis didn't say what toppings she wanted at the time. She pulls out her phone to reach out to her until she spotted Lapis looking for her in the food court.
Lapis finds peridot in the crowd, a smile soon followed when their eyes met.
Peridot smiled as well and almost waved her over until a man dressed in a security outfit broke her field of vision. He flashes a collapsable wallet barring his credential badge and said, "I'm with loss prevention, we need you to come with us in a calm manner."
A million ideas ran through Peridot's mind all at once. She looks to her left seeing more security surrounding her causing quite a scene in the food court today. She thought about running, she really did, but knowing you might not have anywhere to run to leaves little weight to that idea. She looked to Lapis, thirty feet ahead, Lapis caught wind of the situation with a horrified look plastered to her face. Peridot mouthed the word, "Go" to her in a crumbling display that went unnoticed to her opposition.
Lapis fought her tears and left the food court.
Peridot gave her answer, "Okay." the team of security escorted her out of the building.
Meanwhile, Lapis fallen distraught upon seeing her girlfriend get hauled away for stealing. She grips her chest to fight the choking pain she feels, I told you my gut is always accountable, Lapis blamed but she knows in her heart that there's still time to save her. If they watched her taking that video game, then they probably have a place to hold shoplifters somewhere in the same store.
Lapis hauls ass into the store she stole from, looking around frantically for Peridot.
"Hello, can I help you with anything?"
"I don't think that's possible, I got it from here." Lapis evaded. She speed-walks towards the back of the store to see if her theory was proven, she ended up in the sports section of the store. Until a group of security was shown walking in her direction, she avoided getting seen by ducking in a nearby aisle.
With a quick peek, she finds out Peridot is walking with them with her head bowed in complete shame.
Don't worry baby, I'll think of something.
Lapis' time is running out. If they're bringing her back here then there is a holding place for shoplifters to wait for the police to pick them up. If she goes through those doors, it would have all been for nothing. Fuck, Fuck, FUCK! What do I do?!
In that short time, Lapis took a second look around in the aisle she was standing in. A promotional display of Fourth of July fireworks, an aisle solely dedicated for patriotic freedom. Or the worlds best distraction. Lapis fished her pockets and pulls out a lighter and scanned along the aisle for the biggest explosive she could find. This looks promising, she thought looking at a rather violent looking rocket. She rips the plastic pulling the rope fuse out of the packaging. This is fucking insane, but please run. Lapis ignited the fuse, and ran like hell towards the exit.
Peridot is on the verge of tears as if this walk was going to be her last. That one intimate moment with Lapis will be our last. I'm sorry Lapis, I hope you'll move on. This is where my story ends, this is--
BOOOOOM!!!
Right on cue as everyone in the store ducked in cover from the powerful sound bouncing across the walls and stirring a panic. The first firework caught fire due to its plastic incasing, and spreads its flames to the other awaiting explosives.
--my chance! Peridot sends a hard blow to the guard's stomach, and sprints away from continual blasts. In this chaos, people fled for the doors. The few that stayed took advantage to fill there own pockets with wares. Some of them rioted and that really costed Peridot's last hopes for humanity. Smoke soon filled the air like a blanket, making it harder to see. Peridot treaded forward towards the distant glow of light, becoming brighter with each step.
Peridot continues her path, reaching the outside finally. People were scouring the streets and out of building with a fire alarm blaring across the parkway. In this confusion, Peridot felt a tad strange leaving without a hitch when she did, almost as if someone was looking out for her.
Her daze ended when a car slams on the breaks right in front of her near the walkway. Peridot recognized the car and quickly climbed inside. Lapis rips through the parking lot and speeds into oncoming traffic.
"Are you okay?" Lapis asked.
"Yeah, yeah I'm fine... did you see what happ-"
"Yeah, that was me. They were going to press charges against you." Lapis said straightforwardly.
Peridot grips the armrest knowing what Lapis did for her.
"Jesus." Peridot squeaked.
Lapis grabs her partner's hand and holds it tight, "I really thought I lost you back there," Lapis confessed, "I told you not to go against my gut."
"And I told you to leave!" They both laughed as if a heavy weight had been lifted off the couple.
"I was sorta right too! Before it all went to shit I said you are being strong for the both of us." Peridot mentioned.
" Then, I guess we were both right at being wrong, together," Lapis concluded.
Peridot felt immensely better after what has been said and after the day she had. That close call leading to complete havoc and destruction could really knock the wind out of a person. "Do you mind if I sleep this trip back, I'm still a little shook up." Lapis nodded and let go of Peridot's hand to maintain her steering.
Peridot held her freedom tight as she drifts away on the open road. There's nothing like a long and boring car ride to ease one's many nerves.
