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Finally, my third fan fiction. It may be a bit weird for the pairing and maybe it may cause some disapproval. But please, do drop a review. I appreciate all of them. Reviews motivate me to write and it cheers me up. So please do drop in a review! Thank you very much!

One more thing, I have another Baka to Test fan fiction which I've completed. Please check it out! The title is, 'Aki, you idiot'. I've also have another on-going fan fiction that is the continued from 'Aki, you idiot', it's titled 'So far yet so close". Anyway, please do enjoy this chapter and other stories!

Chapter 10: The competition starts

"Thank you everyone for coming today!" Mizuki spoke with a microphone in hand. "As everyone knows, today's party is to celebrate the recent improvement of grades in class F." Miuzki smiled at the crowd. "Due to some reason, we are actually a singing contest where the competitors will only sing one song…" The host continued and gave a nervous laugh. She had noticed that a singing competition was totally irrelevant. It was a celebration, definitely not an occasion to have something that is related to a challenge. But Akihisa-kun suggested this. It would be rude of me to turn him down and not carry this out. This is a surprise but… "Let me introduce our judges! There are 3 of them! Here they are, sitting in front, close to the stage! Firstly, we have Kirishima Shouko, the class representative of class 'A'!" The guys in class 'F' cheered. It was a rare chance to actually see the most beautiful girl of Fumizuki Academy.

"Next, we have Kudo Aiko! One of the smartest students in Fumizuki Academy!" Mizuki continued. The crowd continued cheering on. The atmosphere then was pretty high and exciting.

"Lastly," Mizuki's voice had an excited tone in it. "We have a specially invited judge! Yoshii Akihisa!"

That name alone killed the atmosphere. The cheering stopped instantly. A chill wind blew through the clear night sky.

Silence…

"What… what is this cold treatment?" Akihisa exclaimed. "Why am I being treated differently? I'm human too!"

"Yoshii-kun… you deserve to die…" Sugawa glared at Akihisa. "How dare you have 2 beautiful girls sitting beside you?"

"Bloody death!" The guys from class F said and a menacing dark aura appeared behind them as they glared at Akihisa. That was more than enough to send a cold chill down Akihisa's spine.

"Feeling okay, Yoshii-kun?" Shouko asked. Her monotone made Akihisa sweat.

How can she not feel the deadly glares behind us?

"Yoshii-kun, not to worry about those behind us." Aiko told Akihisa as she leaned closely to him. "They are your classmates right?"

That's exactly why I'm worried! They are MY classmates! Their desires to torture me are greatly amplified when you lean so close to me!

"All right, now it's the time to get pumped up have for we have quite a lineup of competitors! First up, Tsuchiya Koumi!"

Huh? That name… that sounds totally familiar… Wait Tsuchiya…

"H…hello… my name is Tsuchiya Koumi." A cute girl came out from the back stage and stood right at the center of the stage. She had long blue hair and her fringes were covering her eyes. She also had a cute thin red ribbon tied at the top of her hair.

"Wonderful… she is a totally beautiful girl." Someone commented.

"Totally. She is a mysterious beautiful girl." That was a reply.

"Where's Muttsulini? I'll order a dozen photos of this girl from him!" Another voice was heard.

The girl on the stage immediately flushed red and took a deep breath.

"There will be no photos of my younger sister!" Muttsulini's voice was heard.

The crowd was stunned.

"T…thank you, big brother." Tsuchiya Koumi cutely replied to her brother. For some reason, Muttsulini was not to be seen around the stage or audience.

"Arghhh!" Angry shouts were heard. "Darn it, Muttsulini! I didn't know you have such a cute sister!"

"I'll sing now…" The girl blushed and shyly introduced her song. "Muttsuri-ni to Kikanjuu (Muttsurini and Machine Gun)."

Muttsuri-ni to Kikanjuu (Muttsurini and Machine Gun)

Performed by Tsuchiya Kouta (CV: Kouki Miyata)

What is the word 'Impossible'?

It is not in my dictionary.

If you aimed, pull the trigger,

For the diffuse shot chance.

That song! That's the start of a song I've heard when I was alone with Muttsulini! How does she know about this? Akihisa was shocked. This was supposed to be sung by Muttsulini! Only Muttsulini! It's his pride!

Muttsuri-ni, without flattering,

It's all right and I'll step on a mine.

Muttsuri-ni's covert troupe,

Gripping the moment of destiny.

Shouko was looking at the girl singing. With a pen in hand, she wrote down a little note on the piece of paper. "Contestant 1 may enchant Yuuji." She softly mumbled to herself. She is determined to root out every possible little thing that may cause Yuuji to cheat on her. "Yuuji, your birthday is soon."

What is the answer 'Missed'?

I can't write that on the answer sheet.

It is amplified as a brain image,

As a paradise that you like.

"Tee hee." Aiko smiled. Your paradise is right here, you know. I'm happy you know. I'm happy to be part of your paradise. Will you allow me to be part of it? According to what she had done then, the reaction she had gotten from Muttsulini was what she had expected. Muttusulini didn't resist. After, there was he, standing on the stage, even after a few resistances.

Muttsurini, refrain from the free,

Insurance provided blood transfusion.

Muttsuri-ni, going to his sick bed.

I can't say something happened.

The crowd was mercerized. Class F, which contained of 46 audiences were staring at Koumi. Being attracted to such a beauty and her sweet voice they were totally quiet and didn't dare to make a sound. They knew that if anyone that dared to even make a sound would be violently tortured and would be disgraced till he would lose all his social life.

What is 'Give up', what is sleep talking?

It does not say in Tenchi Muyo.

To why we are particular about that area,

Is because there is romance there!

Does anyone understand? Kouta thought as he sang the last 2 lines of that particular section of the song. I'm a pervert. A great Ninja Pervert. Had anyone thought why? I wanted to search for my romance. The face expressions means nothing to me as everyone does have a mask and a side where they have to shield. There is romance in that area! With that, he continued into the last section of the song.

Muttsuri-ni, I should not hesitate,

Confess later anyway.

Wonderful Muttsuri-ni, I wonder,

Is Arcadia in front of me?

The song ended and Kouta bowed. The crowd cheered. Muzuki appeared and commented. "Wow! Koumi-san, that was fantastic! You really do adore your brother! Is this song written by you?"

"No… it's written by him." Kouta replied and avoid showing too much of his face. I want to get off! This is humiliating!

"Judges! Is there anything you like to comment?" Muzuki asked.

"This song is fantastic. Going for the thing that you really like relentlessly. The words, "Impossible", "Missed" and "Give up" are words that we should not use if we have a goal or target." Shouko commented. "The lyrics were very well thought out. Good job." In this case, Yuuji… you are my target.

Somehow, Yuuji felt a shiver down his spine.

"Very good. Koumi-chan, if you have anyone you like, don't hesitate and confess! Exactly like what your brother's lyrics meant!" Aiko teased Koumi. You know what I mean, Muttsurlini-kun!

"Yes… Koumi-chan, I hope you will have a good chance of winning!" Akihisa praised. Muttsulini… what caused you to do this?

"All right! Does anyone from the audience have any questions?" Mizuki asked.

"Here!" One of the Class F boys shouted! "Tsuchiya-san, I like you! Which class are you from?"

"Yoshii-san! I'll meet you at back stage later!" Kouta used his disguised voice and ran off the stage, ignoring his classmate's question.

"Eh?" Akihisa was stunned. Muttsurini must have something important to tell me later. But now…

"Aki…" Minami appeared behind him and stretched. "I may need you for some exercise…"

"Yoshii-kun…" Kubo was beside her.

"I'm shocked, Akihisa-kun… What do you have in your defense?" Himeji asked.

"Kill! Bloody death!" The FFF inquisition was ready.

Akihisa, for the first time, felt that he was going to die. Not beaten and tortured till he's half dead but genuinely dead.

Shouko shot Aiko a look. Right now!

"Everyone, clam down, we are in the middle of a competition. Don't… "Shouko used a strict tone. "Don't make this an unpleasant night for us."

With that, the whole audience backed away. It's isn't smart to go against the top student in the school. Minami, Kubo backed away too. I'll get Yoshii-kun/ Aki later.

"Mizuki-chan… you have to continue hosting. It's not good to let the other competitors wait, right?" Aiko told Mizuki.

"Yeah… Akihisa, I'll deal with you later. As of now, I'll introduce the next contestant…"


At the backstage, Kouta quickly pulled off his wig and immediately changed back into his original clothes. He hated the dress that Aiko had bought from home. "… I don't want Koumi to appear again."

"...Luckily I do know ventriloquism."

"Darn it, Muttsulini! You had it easy!" A girl with a large frame appeared.

"Ah…" Kouta looked up…

…and saw...

… A foreign like girl with red hair and twin ponytails, each at a side of her head.

"… Who are you?" Kouta asked as the girl prepared to get onto to the stage.


"Our next contestant, Huan Shunli!"

Here's the end of Chapter 10! The translations of the lyrics are done by me as I couldn't find an English sub for it. Well, in case I didn't show it clearly enough, Kouta doesn't have a younger sister and Tsuchiya Koumi was the name he used when he cross-dress. Next up, Yuuji/Huan Shunli! Will his identity be revealed? How does this lead to how Yuuko will capture Akihisa's heart? You will know in the next chapters of 'The Ultimate Idiot'! Please do drop in a review! Till next chapter, see you! Let's wait for it!