Or the one where Peridot couldn't believe what she's hearing. (3216 words)
"Bullshit, Lazuli, Bull...shit."
That made Lapis roll her eyes at her, "Believe it or not, it happened."
Peridot began sizing her up, searching for signs of dishonesty, "Okay...when exactly?"
"Um...which time?"
That's when pure shock washed over her, making her eyes wide and she shouted, "MORE THAN ONCE?! YOU'VE DONE IT MORE THAN ONE TIME?!"
"It's true."
"Yeah, right." Peridot faced away from her, to not give her the satisfaction of taking part in this sick joke.
Lapis wasn't really worried about Peridot taking her seriously at this point. However, she did have a bit of confusion as to why Peridot didn't believe her right away. Gay just sticks to Lapis like peanut butter on toast.
Peridot waited a full minute before demanding more information out of her. "With whom?"
"Peridot that's none of your business."
Peridot looked like she was really thinking hard about this, as if she was given the world's most confusing pop quiz. "I just feel a little misguided is all. We've been best friends for years and I had no idea."
"I'm sorry, Peri."
"Well?" Peridot insisted.
"Well what?"
"The other girl, Lapis. Who was it?"
Lapis only shrugged at her. "To be honest, I didn't think you would be interested."
"NOT INTERESTED? WHY THE FUCK WOULD I NOT BE INTERESTED?" Peridot's shouting came off exasperated.
"I thought you'd be surprised and I was right. Also a little disgusted."
"What? You've never been so wrong about me in your life," Peridot sounded slightly hurt at her best friend's assumptions. "Tell me why you would ever think that of me, and tell me why we haven't you know...try it ourselves. I mean your here at my place almost every night, we've had nothing but golden opportunities-"
"PERIDOT!" Lapis shouted, her face turning beet, as she began to surprise herself when confessing, "I have tried to make moves on you several times. You're just so dense you don't pick up on the dozen hints I have given."
"Several times? When?" Peridot asked, sounding belligerent.
Lapis thought for a second, "Actually it was last week."
"Well I'm sure it wasn't that obvious, or I would've remembered."
"Last Tuesday, you were in the kitchen. I came up behind you and wrapped my arms around your waist and squeezed."
"Nyeh heh heh ha," Peridot laughed dismissively, "That wasn't you coming on to me."
"I guess not, but a few weeks ago I made the exact same move on someone else and got the desired result."
That gave time for Peridot to go deep in thought, "So you're saying, if I squeezed you back..."
"Than your answer would have been clear to me. With you squeezing me back would have been reassuring so it can escalate further. That's how it works."
Peridot hesitates, "S-seriously?"
"Well think about it like this, if a guy you like came behind you and did the same what would your next move be?"
Peridot went back to thinking again, "No I get it, but what if I had been in the wrong? If it was a guy, no big deal, but someone of the same sex it's different. What if I took your hand and placed it on my boob or something inside that hug? I would be wrong if it was just a friendly embrace."
"Then we would share a laugh." Lapis flicked her hand out and ran the back of her fingers slowly across Peridot's breasts through a thin shirt.
"What are you doing?"
"Do that to me." Lapis looked over at her. "Seriously, do that to me."
Peridot thought about it for a moment, and decided to repeat Lapis's action. When she did, Lapis shivered. "Oh, God, Peridot, it's been a long time since someone has done that."
"Did you notice what just happened, I touch you intimately, you flinched and needed an explanation for it. When you touch me, I breathlessly offered encouragement." Lapis shrugged, "Logic. If, when I gave you that hug, you offered me some encouragement, I would have taken the next step: works the same for girls as it does for boys ..."
"Except the difference is that you're SUPPOSED to play those games with guys."
Lapis only laughed, "Don't be stuffy."
She fell into deep thought for so long Lapis thought she had dropped the topic. "So what's it like? If you don't mind sharing."
"Do you mean that in the sense of what is it about playing around with a girl that is similar to other activities...?"
She laughed. "You know what I mean."
"It's fun."
"Fun?" Lapis could tell this surprised her. "Fun? Video games are fun. What kind of a description is that?"
Lapis laughed. "It's fun — recreational sex without the baggage."
"Without the baggage?" She exploded. "It's lesbianism, for fuck's sake!"
"Bullshit!" Lapis half-shouted back. "I'm no lesbian."
"Then what do you call it?"
"Fun. I call it fun. Sexual fun. That's what it is, I mean, jeez, good sex IS fun. I love orgasms, no matter where I get them. And I like to give them, too." Lapis took a quick look over at her. "Do you remember when you stripped off your clothes and fingered yourself to your first orgasm in front of your computer?"
"Barely."
"Ya, well, after the orgasm passed you probably felt a little stupid: fucking yourself in front of a box of wires and a window is not normal, it's not like fucking yourself under your sheets or in the shower or wherever." Lapis took a quick look over at her again. "Well, sex with a girl was the same sort of thing to me. It wasn't normal, and I felt a little different after I did it but I got over that pretty fast, just as I got over fucking myself in front of a computer screen."
Peridot wasn't giving Lapis any hints if I was making any sense to her. Then, after a long time of Lapis pretending to be looking at the television, at her phone, and out the window, Peridot said, "Do it again."
"Do what again?"
"Flick my tit." Lapis did, the same way she did before, but Peridot just sat there impassively. She didn't react, until finally she said, "Why did you do that? I mean, that's what I'd say to that ... every fucking time. And you're telling me that you'd actually say, 'Hey, that felt really good. Do you want to make out?"
"If I was in the mood, sure I'd say something like that. Something encouraging. But hey, not every woman would be into this. Most, maybe 90%, would be turned off. I get it. But as it happens, I'm not one of them."
"Do you really think 90% would be turned off?"
"I have no idea. No, probably not that high, probably not nearly that high."
"I don't think so, either." Peridot was quiet again, until she said, "Fun. You really think of it as fun?"
"Yeah, I do. There are other words to describe it, but that's the way I think of it. Fun sex. Really, it's a bit of a blast."
Peridot was quiet again, and again, Lapis didn't know if the discussion was over. Peridot broke the awkward silence once more, "Do you think I'm a prude?"
"No." Lapis didn't, but Lapis knew she was no libertine, either.
"How many times did you try to," Peridot laughed nervously. "Y'know, come on to me?"
Lapis shrugged. "I don't know. Two or three."
This seemed to almost shocked her. "You don't actually know?"
"Four. The first two were pretty subtle, pretty feeble; I could see how you'd miss the message." Lapis laughed. She was feeling a little more giddy as the conversation progressed. "But the other two were pretty overt."
"But I missed the signals?"
"Apparently."
She waited awhile before saying, "Are you planning on giving me another try?"
Lapis chuckled, a little nervously. "Nope. After this conversation another pass at you might be construed as stalking."
"So if anything is to happen, it has to come from me?" Peridot sounded pissed off.
"Come on, Peridot, I'm not ..."
"No, no, I know you aren't." She was quiet again, thinking hard and long enough for a TV show to cut to a commercial. Then she said, "So what have you done?"
"Done?"
"Sexually...with a woman?"
Lapis shrugged. "Pretty much everything I could think of. Like I said, it was fun."
"Pussy?"
"Yep."
"Wow." She was quiet for another couple of minutes, until asking, "Have you ever masturbated with a woman?"
"No."
"Ever masturbated while another woman was there, like, say, on her couch?"
"Nope." Lapis snorted. "I've led a pretty sheltered life, Peri."
"Too bad." Peridot reached behind the couch and grabbed a throw pillow, "I thought you could give me some pointers. I'm fucking jumping out of my skin. Do you mind?"
Lapis wasn't entirely sure she understood her, but when she glanced over, Peridot put her pillow over her lap. She was sitting up and pushing down her grey panties.
"You know," she said, as she kicked her panties away and settled into her seat, slouching down with her butt on the edge of it. "If you had said to me, 'Do you want to fool around a little,' you know, when it was convenient, when we had time, I would have been into it. I wouldn't have known how to go about it, but I'd have been up for it."
"Do you really think so?" Lapis said this, knowing there was doubt in her voice.
Peridot quickly looked over at her, "You don't?"
"I think you'd like to think you would but, no, I don't think you would."
She laughed, dismissively. "But you didn't think I'd sit here and masturbate, either."
"Well," Lapis laughed with her, and said, with an ulterior motive, "I'm not positive you are."
Lapis had hoped she'd remove the pillow, but she didn't, instead, she reached down onto the floor and Lapis could see out of the corner of her eye that she was handing her something. Without looking Lapis took it from her hand. It was Peridot's panties. Her very, wet panties. "Still think I'm faking it?"
Lapis held the gray nylon up to her nose, and laughed, "You can't fake that."
"And yours?"
"They'd be about as wet."
"And as fragrant?"
Lapis laughed for about the fiftieth time. She was really having fun with this and loving that Peridot was, too. "I hope so."
Peridot reached out. "Let's have them."
Lapis took a quick look at her. "Now? On the night of the season premier of Camp Pining Hearts?"
Peridot sat up and grabbed the remote to mute the television. "Come on."
Lapis sat up, pulled up her skirt and quickly pulled her panties down. But she had to kick off her shoes before she could pull them away. But when she handed them to Peridot, she knew she had enough.
"I want to try this, Lapis." Her large green eyes were staring at Lapis, unbelievably intense through the lenses of her black framed glasses.
"Want what?" Lapis demanded, as she scooted in close, face to face.
"Fun. Sexual fun. With you," Peridot sensually whispered.
"Take the pillow away."
She did. Peridot's left knee was pulled up at almost a right angle, and the fingers of her right hand partially disappeared into her luxuriant blonde bush.
"Take your top off and your bra." Lapis didn't like the sound of her own voice, since it conveyed the urgency she was feeling. Peridot fingers moved quickly to strip her t-shirt away, but Lapis stopped her before she could remove her bra. It was gray, like her panties, and as sheer. Her small but full breasts and her very stiff nipples were so unbelievably erotic that they absolutely shocked Lapis. "Holy fucking stars." And Lapis just stared at them, stupidly.
"Can I see you?"
Lapis uncharacteristically squeaked and leaned over, putting her hand behind her neck, and bringing her lips to Peridot's. As she pushed her tongue into her mouth, Lapis brought her fingers along the exquisitely smooth skin of Peridot's inner thigh, and she gently slid them into her soaking pussy.
But she reacted as if she had been stabbed: Peridot flinched dramatically at her touch, so Lapis stopped her fingers and tongue and pulled back from her. She looked at her curiously and laughed.
"Think of the computer screen." Lapis guessed, she did because when she kissed Peridot again, and snaked her tongue into her mouth, Peridot began sucking on it and gently beating herself against the fingers that had found their way back inside her. Within a minute, she was shouting uncontrollably into Lapis' mouth, and when she felt her orgasm wash over Lapis's fingers, her screams tapered to moans and then into sighs. She finally fell back against the arm of the couch, where she panted for a few seconds, before looking up at Lapis and laughing.
"Fuck me." Then she looked down at herself, whisked away some cum from her pubic hair, and she laughed again as she wiped her fingers along her best friend's leg. "Here," she pulled at Lapis' leg now, and she moved forward on the couch so she could fit her leg between her body and the cushion. "Pull up your skirt and take off your shirt," Peridot demanded.
When Lapis began to pull her shirt up over her head, she could feel fingers lightly brush her pussy. "Hey, what are you doing?" Her head jerked up in surprise. There was terror in her eyes. When Lapis laughed, she pinched her, a little painfully, and she laughed, too — but Lapis could see her relief. Lapis threw her shirt on the cushion between them.
"The bra, too Lapis."
"You first."
Peridot didn't hesitate. She quickly undid the clasp between the cups, and as she dropped it on the floor, her fingers were back caressing her friend. She was looking intently at Lapis really intently, as Lapis shook off her bra and dropped it on her shirt, before laying back against the armrest, opening her legs a little more. "God, we're so different, aren't we?" Peridot said.
Her fingers whisked around the vulva, through her hair but barely touching Lapis's skin. "God, Peridot...that is unbelievable." Little electric shock waves were jolting deep inside the blue-haired woman.
Peridot's face was intense, even painfully so. Her other hand was now between Lapis's legs.
Lapis quivered her butt cheeks, trying to encourage her to go inside herself. "I just love this intimacy, Peridot — it's the best part of sex." Lapis slid back down onto the couch a little, trying to open herself more for her. "And it's the hardest to come by."
Peridot laughed a little contemptuously "No kidding." Then Peridot settled back against the other armrest, moved down a little in her seat so her pussy was only a few inches from Lapis'. "Let's be quiet for a few minutes, OK? I just want to look at you. I want to experience this," Peridot demanded.
Her piercing green eyes, always so penetrating, were boring into blue ones. Lapis had to look away, and she looked at Peridot's breasts. She was wondering if they had any milk in them yet, because they were even larger than she expected. They were more shapely — and she had bigger areolas, far bigger than Lapis's. They were darker, and her nipples were bigger and stiffer than Lapis' have ever been. Then Lapis looked at the long, thin fingers, playing in her dark hair and Lapis touched them gently, encouragingly, and she could hear her little gasp. Lapis shuddered at the feel of her breaking into her, and she scrunched down a little further to welcome her fingers, when her other hand began to caress the inside of her thighs.
Lapis closed her eyes and shimmied at her touch as she caressed her stomach and breast.
After a few minutes, Peridot said, "Lapis?"
Her voice pulled Lapis from a place she had never been to before. But she didn't open her eyes. "Hmmmm."
"You're the sexiest woman alive."
Lapis still didn't open her eyes, she was afraid It would drastically alter her universe, just smiled, "Thanks, hun. You're making me feel like the sexiest woman alive."
She gently poked her finger into Lapis now, about a half inch, and she ran it slowly up and down her length. "Here."
When Lapis finally opened her eyes, Peridot's panties were in front of her face. "Smell me. Look at me."
Lapis took them from her and brushed them against her face, breathing in her aroma, feeling the cool dampness, and Peridot studied her face, until she brought her glistening fingers from between her legs, and she started to trace a path across the contours of her breasts. Lapis was on the brink, but pretty much OK. Then Peridot picked up Lapis' panties, and brought them to her face, and she smiled at Lapis. A really seductive, really mischievous smile and that did it; that sent Lapis over. The moment Lapis moaned, she jumped up. Then she fell onto her knees and she lurched forward, sticking her fingers deep into Lapis and she clamped her mouth on hers and sucked on Lapis with such ferocity, that her orgasm seemed to come as much through her mouth as from between Lapis' legs.
When Lapis stopped moaning and started whimpering, Peridot tried to pull away. But Lapis wouldn't let her. Instead, Lapis pulled Peridot closer, turning her so she lay on her side across her, and Lapis put her mouth back on hers. She kissed and sucked and moaned, and they didn't stop until they noticed the end credits roll.
They were mostly dressed when they unmuted the TV, and they were quiet for a long time, until Peridot said, "will this be a regular thing now?"
"You know what I was thinking?" Lapis didn't wait for her to respond. "I was thinking how much I'd like to come here after work just to fool around and still kickback afterwards."
"That actually sounds exciting," Peridot laughed.
"Will you let me?"
"God, can you imagine? I'd just love that, Lapis . I don't know how sexy I'll feel but I'd just love you there, looking at me."
"It isn't about the sex, Peridot , it's about the intimacy."
They sat in silence. Lapis rewinded the program where they had left off. Lapis could feel Peridot was looking at her. Finally, Lapis turned to her, "What's up?"
"I don't get it."
"Get what?" Lapis had no idea what she was referring to.
"You think a little hug is a sexual hint?"
"Well, I probably pressed my breasts ..."
"ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS," she shouted. "WE COULD HAVE BEEN DOING THAT FOR THE PAST FIVE FUCKING YEARS AND YOU COME ON TO ME WITH A LITTLE FUCKING HUG AND THINK THAT THAT'S A FUCKING SIGNAL?" Peridot was shouting at the top of her lungs now, and Lapis was laughing. "A HUG IS AN EMBRACE FOR FUCK'S SAKE. GET IT STRAIGHT. STICKING YOUR TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT ... NOW THAT'S A FUCKING SIGNAL!"
They laughed and continued to watch their program.
