Chapter 1 - The MF 😡

Officer Lowe powered on the police radio.

"-a man named Teddy "The MF" Rituo was put under arrest today at 1:08 a.m.; the man publicly admitted to illegal drug distribution and gummy bear vandalization of public walls whiling driving drunk with the window down. The man is still under investigation."

Lowe powered off the radio.

"Man, that MF is crazy," said Officer Lowe's partner in crime(law), Officer Boin.

"That MF should be put in jail for at least 2 years," replied Officer Lowe.

"I know, right? This motherfucking son of a motherfucking son of a motherfucking son of a motherfucking motherfucker fucker probably drove his ass to his whore mother's apartment and fucked her like a motherfucker. Man probably has no bitches in his life, ever." ranted Boin.

The radio suddenly powered on.

"It is reported that the investigation on Teddy "The MF" Rituo had driven to a mother of 2's home and proceeded to ra-"

Lowe shut the radio off.

"Say no more," thundered Boin, heading out through the main door, stopping once to get his M9 and Mosin-Nagant out of his weaponry locker.

"Wai-" shouted Lowe.

Boin slammed the police door.