"Hello Dad," Platy the platypus said.

"OMG how indeed can you be so ugly."

Platy laughed it of thinking it was a joke

"What is so funny about me being stuck with a great big bloke?"

Platy tried to act like it didn't hurt him, but his eyes betrayed him as the dropped lots of tears

"We have a lot of work to do if your going to be my son." he sneered

So even though he didn't want to he agreed he would run 1000 miles to please his dad

Quackenstein took Platy home but made him trail 5 meters behind as to not be associated with him

When they got home Quack looked him up and down

"What the heck is with all fours stand on 2 like a man"

Platy tried but lost his balance and toppled into the trash

Quackenstein got in his face, "You better do it better"

Platy tried once again but met the same fate

So Quack brought an angry hand across his little face

Platy once again cried big hot watery tears,

all he wanted was to be love but Quack made him fear

Quack was angry he got Platy instead of a duck

"Just for that you useless Plat your sleep out in the muck"

That night Platy got no sleep instead he practiced on two feet,

because he still wanted Quack to be happy

By the end of the long lonely night Platy could do it well

At the first sign of sun he went to tell daddy

Quack was still fast asleep so Platy woke him up

"What are you doing inside my house?

I didn't let you in?"

"But a needed to show you something Papa," The platypus began

"I don't give a crap unless its coffee in your hand.

Now get out of my house until I open the door.

Your "Papa" wants sometime alone without his great misunderstanding"

Platy the platypus walks slowly out of the house

"All I wanted was a dad but now I think I'm stuck

with someone who doesn't love me

and someone who doesn't care

all he wants to do is fix me to fit his lovely square

of what a son should be

not exactly sure what that is but I know its not me.

Should I stay with my Papa

or run to find someone new

all I know is my life will be miserable if I spend it here with you."

Platy decided he would stay at Quack's for now

for he had no where else to go but right here in the sand.

Criticism and comments welcome just be somewhat nice about it. Hope you enjoyed