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Original post I found:
Waitress: Sorry for the wait, we're a bit short staffed today
Alfred: No problem, I'm not rushin
Ivan: I am
Alfred:
Alfred: Did you just?
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Honestly I don't know how to write how you eat a cake?? So uh yea Russia just stabs his.
America and Russia were in a restaurant, having decided to go out to grab a bite together after a meeting. The problem? The food was taking a long time, a very long time considering what food they had ordered.
"Wonder where's the food?" America asks his companion, who shrugs. "It's been a whole half an hour hasn't it dude."
"It seems they are quite busy, so it won't hurt to wait a little more." Russia says, tapping his fingers on the table.
"Here's the food! Apologies for the delay, we're slightly understaffed today." A waiter brings their food- a burger for America and surprisingly for Russia, something that wasn't vodka- a slice of cake.
"No problem man, I'm not rushin', so thanks!" He gives the waiter a thumbs up and quickly grabs the burger.
"I am." Russia says, then diverts his attention to carefully carving a small bite out of his slice of cake with precision. America stares in silence while the waiter wheezes a little before walking away.
"Did you just..?"
"What? I cannot tell joke?" He asks rhetorically. "You should eat the food before it gets cold, here, have a bite." Russia then quickly unwraps America's burger and shoves it in his mouth before he could get another word out.
