Paw Patrol Xtra Shorts

Short three: Boy Pups Fart Off


Flare, Marshall, Chase, Rocky, and Zuma were currently in the Lookout living room watching Tv together. This was clearly a show Rocky was fond of as he started talking about it with Zuma "So now Brian is in the customer for Brandi and Bonnie's hotel, and they're-" only for Chase to lift his leg and rip a loud and bassy...

BRRRRRUUUUUP

...three second disturbance from his rear end, causing a yellow, eggy cloud to come out and catch everyone's attention, annoying Rocky especially. "Come on Chase!" Chase couldn't help but snicker at Rocky's reaction with Flare and Zuma laughing at the fart as Marshall covered his nose and wafted it away, since he was right next to Chase, and couldn't help but chuckle a bit at the random disruption. Rocky then started complaining about just how gassy Chase was. "You have been farting, relentlessly, all day...(Chase snickers a bit) since the day I met you."

"Since the day I met you." Chase replied with a smug grin, finding Rocky's description to be quite humorous. "That is a very long all day." Chase then whiffed his fart a bit as he then bragged about his butt a bit. "My butt always has somethin' to say and yet it doesn't look any hotter."

"Yeah, to Skye anyway." Rocky snarked, knowing full well that as long as Chase and Skye were together, Chase's gassiness wouldn't be a problem for either of them.

Chase then had an offer to make as he then spoke up to the other boys in the room. "Alright then. Let's make a deal. All five of us, let out the biggest farts we can muster in this very moment. The first prize winner, gets to fart in the last place player's face as hard as they can."

"That's hardly fair." Rocky complained, bringing up the obvious fact that Chase would win. "Everyone knows YOU'D win that one before we even started."

"I'm down." Zuma chimed in, being excited to see who Chase would fart on. "But only because I wanna be pwesent to see someone get face blasted."

Flare and Marshall looked at each other while thinking about whether or not to accept, and they then looked back at Chase with Flare giving his answer. "I guess it could be fun. I've never had a 'fart off' before."

"Nor should it be a common occurrence." Marshall replied with relief that this was Flare's first time doing a fart off. He then accepted himself, feeling it could be interesting. "I guess I wouldn't mind playing too though."

Chase then gave a smug grin to Rocky, who sighed as he knew that he wasn't going to get out of this easily. "Fine. I might as well go first, since I know I'm gonna lose anyway." Rocky then lifted his butt and grunted, letting out a...

BRRRRRAAAAAT

...three second fart that reeked of spicy salsa you would put on a taco with his butt vibraitng from it. The green cloud that came from his rear end was a strong one, and Chase had to admit that he expected less. "Not as bad at farting as I thought you were Rocky. No wonder your room smells like hot peppers sometimes." Rocky blushed upon hearing that with Chase then looking to Zuma, who happily lifted his right leg and...

BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP.

...his butt vibrated as he managed to fart for thirty whole seconds, and he hit the others with a nasty green cloud of coconut with spicy hot wings. This did burn the nostrils of Chase a bit, but he still withstood it better than everyone else. "Nice one! I can really smell that."

Flare and Marshall were next, and they decided to take their turns together. And when they grunted while sitting down, both of their butts vibrated as...

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT

...Flare was able to fart for fifteen seconds, and Marshall for twenty; and both of them expulsed green clouds of moldy cheese from their rear ends. Chase was impressed by this as he then asked about it. "Now there's something I didn't expect! Where'd you two learn to fart like that in a place like Twin Flame Island?"

"Our cousin Lucky called us a sometimes when we lived there and we all improved our farting abilities like that." Marshall explained, and then he brought up something about their father. "And also our dad was a big gas passer when he was around." Chase nodded in response to that and was impressed by what Flare and Marshall could produce. It was his turn however, and as he lifted his butt and grunted...

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...a one minute fart of rotten meat left his vibrating rear end, and he declared himself the winner of the game. He then looked at Rocky, who started to panic before Zuma stepped in for him to keep him from dealing with Chase's butt blast. "I'll take it for him!"

"Sorry Zuma. You know the rules." Rocky sighed upon Chase's denial of Zuma's request and braced himself as Chase hopped off the couch on his hind legs. Rocky got behind him with Chase pointing his butt at Rocky to prepare for the butt blast. "Fire in the hole!" And as Chase lifted his right leg, the ground started shaking with...

PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT

...a big yellow cloud of rotten eggs leaving Chase's vibrating butt and leaving Rocky's face pushed back as he commented on the smell. "For once... a bath would be significantly more appealing."

Rocky then fainted, leaving Chase to turn around and look at him with the others. He the called Ryder on his Pup-Phone to let him know of the situation. "Hey Ryder? I think my butt hit Rocky too hard again. And he'll need a bath later."