Chapter 77 Glitch World Gym Battle

Ash is now at the digital Lavender Town, as he is trying to find a way through, every house he went through takes him back to the Rocket Hideout, and he hates it. But after the last door, he hears the voice.

Voice: You can pass here only if you have the STANDARDBADGE. Oh! That is the STANDARDBADGE! Ok then, please go right ahead!

After getting into the house, he finds himself at the Byxbysion Wasteland.

Ash: Not this place...at least I'm digitalized, so I won't be nasty after this...

Ash is now walking around the area, until he finds the door and heads inside, and now he is back at Kanto's Pokemon Mansion.

Ash: Okay, why is everything in here either Kanto or Reborn? Is it because I was living in Kanto?

Ash finds a switch on the statue and presses it, but he hears a voice.

Voice: Someone who doesn't have the MILLENNIUMBADGE, that's who. Oh! That is the MILLENNIUMBADGE! Ok then, please go right ahead!

Then Ash notices a gate open and rushes towards there, but he is stopped by a trainer who says.

Person: You can pass here only if you have the ECLIPSEBADGE!

Ash has to battle him first before he acknowledges him to have the Eclipse Badge, much to his annoyance. But after getting out of the place, he finds himself at Citae Astre, the same place where he has to fight Elias and his fake Arceus. As he is about to leave the place, he hears a voice that sounds like a child.

?: hee hee hee~ this is fun... hey, everybody...you can pass here only if you have the STRIKEBADGE, isn't that right~? oh! that's the STRIKEBADGE! hehe, okay, then you can leave... for now... but come back and play again sometime, okay?

Ash sighs as he walks past the room, but he finds himself in a place that he hasn't recognized, and the map from the Pokegear, it says that he is actually in Reborn's Victory Road. Ash walks past the area and finds himself back in Kanto, but Cerulean Cave.

Ash: I have a bad feeling about this place.

And as he continues on the road, in the end, he finds something that he is dreaded: A Mewtwo, and it is trying to attack him with the Psystrike.

Ash: I have to battle the Mewtwo to get past? But Dark Type moves are treated as Normal moves here!

Ash has to go with a Ghost Type Pokemon, and the only one in his team is Gourgeist, and Greninja also volunteers to help as well, so Ash has both of them fight Mewtwo at the same time. Mewtwo has Ice Beam and it deals a lot of damage to Gourgeist, but he can only attack Greninja with Psychic because Dark Type doesn't exist. And the thing that Ash is dreaded from Mewtwo is that it is capable of using Recover.

It takes Ash a while, but the ones in the video games can't mimic the true power of a Legendary Pokemon, and Ash has Gourgeist use Shadow Ball and Greninja to use Water Shuriken to defeat Mewtwo in the end.

Mewtwo: (Yells) TH15 C4NN0T B3 MY D3ST1NY!

Mewtwo starts to break apart as Ash closes his eyes, when he opens them again, he finds himself back in Indigo Plateau, and there is a gate in front of him.

Voice: YOU CAN PASS HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE THE CINDERBADGE! RAWRRRR! THAT IS THE CINDERBADGE! OKIE DOKIE POKEY, PLEASE GO RIGHT AHEAD!

At the end of the room, Ash finally finds Terra, who is waiting for him.

Ash: I finally found you...

Terra: AH! I HEARD ABOUT YOU, Ash! I AM T3RR4, THEY CALL ME THE CIEL TAMER. HAD THAT B!TCh ON HER KNEES, COVERED IN KETCHUP.

Ash: Just cut the introductions, and why are you always talking like this?

Terra: l00k. i aint about that dramatic speech life. but lemme tell ya a lil' somethin' somethin', ya feel me IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY N0T VERY FAR AWAY 4T ALL IN FACT IT WAS THIS ONE THIS GALAXY. R1GHT HER3. THE MILKY TIT (AN: tit stands 4 titawin, stup flaming my name OK! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a post) AND $OMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED: I GOT B0R3D. sooo i was like awhh yeaaaa lets cause some 4N4RCHY cuzzzz chaos. is like sex. hot. steamy. rawrsex. and helllllll them meteors be good in bed. and lyk, hbu bby? asl? u have kik? CUZ IMMA K1K UR 4$$ OOO000000

Ash feels like his brain cells are going to die after talking to this person, but she sends out a Nidoking as she calls it Giovanni, so Ash goes for Alakazam to battle this one. Because of the field-effect, Alakazam's Psychic attack is powerful as it deals a lot of damage. Nidoking goes for Amnesia, trying to raise the defenses. Then it tries to go with Blizzard, but Alakazam manages to dodge the attack and goes for another Psychic, defeating the Nidoking.

The second Pokemon is Excadrill, and she calls it EXCAKILL, it goes for X-Scissor to knock out Alakazam, so Ash goes for Hawlucha to battle. Hawlucha goes for Close Combat, which doesn't seem to deal that much damage because Steel Type doesn't exist in this place, and Hawlucha also takes damage from Rock Slide. But Hawlucha goes for Acrobatics, and finishes it with Karate Chop.

The next Pokemon is Palossand named GIVE SANDY, and with the Synthetic Seed, it has become a ? Type, so all of Hawlucha's attacks aren't seemingly doing damage to the Pokemon. And no matter Hawlucha deals damage on the Palossand, it just uses Shore Up to recover. Eventually, Hawlucha is defeated by Psychic, much to Ash's annoyance. Ash goes for Serperior, using Leaf Storm and the Contrary ability to keep raising the attack stat, and eventually, Palossand is defeated time after time.

The fourth Pokemon is Hippowdon named HIPHOPTOMAUS, and it already creates the Sand Stream, but Ash has Serperior goes for a Vine whip, but Hippowdon goes for Yawn, after taking the hit, Serperior falls asleep, and it is defeated by Bulldoze and Stone Edge. Ash goes for Gourgeist as his fourth Pokemon, and it lands Leech Seed and Worry Seed on itself, making Yawn's effect fail, and Hippowdon is defeated by Energy Ball.

The fifth Pokemon is Quagsire named SWAGSIRE, and it also has the Synthetic Seed. Every time Gourgeist uses Energy Ball, it uses Recover to recover its health. But with the Leech Seed and Shadow Ball, Quagsire is no match for Gourgeist in the end.

Terra: Fuck! The what? (Sends out Garchomp)

Ash: You have to be kidding me...

Ash groans as the final Pokemon is Garchomp named RAWRCHOMP, and he really hates a certain Team Meteor member's. And Gourgeist is defeated by Draco Meteor. Ash goes for Greninja and has it uses Ice Beam, dealing much damage, but it gets slower because of Bulldoze. Ash also finds that he can't activate Battle Bond becuase of the digital world, but he knows that he can win this. He has Greninja goes for Ice Beam again, and this time Garchomp is defeated.

Terra: HOLY WOWSY MR. KRABBY, I AM REALLY FEELING IT! (Recalls Garchomp) YOU JUST WON YOURSELF A MOTHERFUCKING GRAVITY BADGE! RAWRRR! gravity badge more like grabbity badge nudge nudge grope grope know what i mean vern, know what i mean?

Ash is surprised that Terra is actually giving him the twelfth gym badge, although he isn't complaining, but that wasn't the real reason why he battled her.

Terra: HOKAY SO. GRAVITY BADGE MAKES THINGS DO STUFF LIKE USE WATERRAWR OUTSIDE OF BATTLE IN OTHER WORDS because of me, you gon' be all wet

Ash is delighted, so the Gravity Badge is what he needs to activate Waterfall, that means he can finally go save Titania and Amaria once he gets out of the computer.

Terra: NOW THAT I HAVE GIVEN EVERYTHING TO YOU SENPAI WILL YOU LOVE ME IM READY TO TAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP TO THE NEXT LEVEL ASH-KUN-CHAN-DESU-SAMA MY COUCH IS YOURS SO BE GENTLE

Ash: Sorry, but I'm not interested in that...

Terra: DON'T YOU WANT MY COUCH?! HOW COULD YOU BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA RAWR BAKA!

And Ash just watches Terra rushing into the door, and he sighs, he doesn't want to deal with her anymore. After turning around, he finds that the exit is there as he jumps inside, and now he is back in the real world, Pikachu is delighted to see his trainer back and he hugs him.

Ciel: Bravo, dear, bravo!

Samson: Not bad. We saw everything on the monitor. That was some stupid goose chase. Seemed like she was just trying to distract you from the whole Meteor deal.

Ash: Yeah, and she ran off again...

Samson: I haven't been able to find where, but now that you're out, I have an idea.

Ash is surprised as Samson walks toward the computer's host and plugs out the power cable, much to their surprise.

Ciel: Ah, if you do that, will Terra be all right?

Samson: Can't say for sure, but she probably can't get out of there as long as this is off. At the least, she can't cause any more trouble for Team Meteor. We'll let her out when this is all over. In the meantime, can't say I mind the relative serenity.

Ciel: But that does leave us high and dry without a clue what's actually going on with Agate City.

Samson: We can see if Terra wants to talk in a bit. We'll tell her we'll let her out if she does. So, Ash, leave that to us. If I heard right, you've gotta scale that waterfall?

Ash: That's right, I've to save Titania and Amaria! I have to go now.

Ciel: Bon voyage, Ash! Don't worry, we'll have that woman practically writing novels!

Samson: Erotica if I had to guess.

Ciel: Probably some wretched anime cross-over erotica, yes. On second thought, let's scratch the novels. But we'll figure it out.

Ash nods as he rushes out of the circus, trying to get his way to Route 2 and find Amaria and Titania.


Back at the Grand Hall, Ame and Delia are watching the whole thing, and they are also sighing in relief after Ash manages to defeat Terra.

Delia: I guess Ash really did it...he manages to defeat Terra...

Ame: Yeah, that girl is nuts. (Looks out the window) And I guess that the whole of Reborn City is almost complete.

Delia: Indeed. The only thing left here is the water...the Water Treatment Center is blocked off and we can't go there...

Ame: I have been trying to ask Amaria, but she hasn't been answering my calls, which is something weird.

Delia: I just hope nothing bad is going to happen to them...

Serena: Ms. Ketchum!

Delia notices Serena and Lillie walking into the Grand Hall, and they are reporting the whole progress of the Reborn City.

Lillie: But since we've been here, we haven't got the chance to see Ash...

Delia: Ash is still trapped in the Ametrine Region, as much as we want to get him back to Reborn, he still has a lot of things that he needs to do. But don't worry, he manages to get his twelfth gym badge, which means he finishes 2/3 of the league.

Serena: That is good news...I just hope that Ash will be fine.


And this is the end of the goose chase with Terra, Ash also gets his twelfth gym badge and now he is heading to save Amaria and Titania. I hope you like this chapter.