(South Park Intro Plays.)
I'm Going down to South Park gonna have myself a time!
Stan and Kyle: Friendly faces everywhere, Humble Folks without temptations!
Intro Stops.
Cartman: Well, It's been a while, But we're back!
Stan's Group landed in Jersey!
Where Kyle lost himself!
It kind of just went nowhere.
Which makes sense because Kyle Sucks!
Kenny and his Friends came to Grayskull.
The Sorcerous told them everything.
Butters and his gang duplicated the Portal.
And journeyed forth into Despondos.
And Hordak, Had a scene!
Hordak: All will bow to me!
Episode 9: Washington Death Coliseum.
The Congress room of the White house was packed with senators as they waited for the Seven children to make their way to the Front to plead their case.
Stan, Kyle, Wendy, Heidi, Tricia, Karen and Ike, Each dressed in Appropriate attire, Made their way to the Pedestal, And attended to the crowd watching them.
Stan: Okay guys this is it, We appeal to Congress, We get help to fight Hordak and save South Park, Wendy you're the most Political of us, So you talk.
Wendy: Um… Okay.
Bailiff: The Committee will now hear the Testimony of the Individuals of South Park Colorado.
Kyle: Still can't believe we managed to pull this off so far.
Wendy: Butter not fuck it up.
Meanwhile.
Kenny and Tammy stood on the Battlements of Castle Grayskull and looked out across the land, Admiring the Strange world they were in.
Tammy: So this really is where it started huh?
Kenny: I guess so.
Tammy: So what now? Now that we have He-Man on our side, Do we head back and Beat Hordak?
Sorcerous: It would appear so.
The Sorcerous appeared behind them.
Sorcerous: With He man and the Master of the Universe on your side, You may be able to stand a fighting Chance against Hordak's force, However, They are not the only Allies you will need.
Kenny: What do you mean?
Sorcerous: He man is not the only champion of Grayskull, There is another.
Tammy: Who are you talking about?
The sorcerous smiled.
Meanwhile.
Wendy: Hello, My name is Wendy Testaburger and my friends and I are from Colorado, Three Months ago, A Force from Another world took over our town and by now has Probably taken over Colorado and several Other states, We must act on this now, If we don't, Well we're all fucked…
The Assembly was quiet as she spoke and said nothing when she was finished.
Wendy: So… Yeah, We… Could use some help…. Fighting this guy…
Heidi whispered to Stan.
Heidi: Why didn't we go to the UN for this?
Stan: … I don't know.
Just then, One senator stood up.
Senator: Um, Would there be Snacks involved if we took action.
Wendy: What?
Senator: You know like… Punch and Pie? Would punch and pie be involved?
Wendy was taken aback.
Wendy: Punch and Pie… Do you even hear me?!
Senator: I don't know.
Wendy: : There is an invading force from another world threatening humanity and you're asking about Punch and Pie?!
The senator just stood up and walked out of the room.
Wendy: God Damn it!
Stan then came up next to her.
Stan: Seriously this is a pretty big issue right now, Don't you even think we should do something about it?
The Room gave out Small mourmers, Some agree, Other incoherent.
Kyle: This is getting retarded.
Wendy: Guys we gotta get these guys to listen.
Tricia: Maybe just get them Punch and Pie?
Stan: Shut up Tricia.
Wendy then turned back to the Crowd.
Wendy: Look people, You have noticed that a few congressman are missing right?
The Congress looked around at a few vacant seats where they're peer should have bean.
Senator 5: Yeah?
Wendy: By now their states are probably under the Control of the Horde, We have to do something now or your states could be next!
Senator 3: Well the girl's got a point.
A few more murmurs agreed.
?: Oh please, THis just some Democratic bullshit!
The Kids looked around at who Spoke, Then behind them a giant screen rolled down and revealed President Garrison!
Stan: Oh No…
Meanwhile.
Butters, Nelly, Randy, Sharon, Towelie and Dr. Mephesto stepped out of the Portal just as it closed and looked around.
Sharon: Where are we?
Butters: Is this… Despondos?
They all looked around, They found a Strange Lush forest, The Leaves were Colored in Pink and Sky Blue, Or at least they looked like Leaves, The Plant Life seemed… Strange thought, And Everything looked Completely bright.
Nelly: It's… Beautiful.
A Moment of Silence followed.
Randy: So… What are we looking for here?
Dr. Mephesto: I don't really know, But this Planet is most likely where Hordak came from.
Towelie: This is Despondos?
Dr. Mephesto: Not Quite, But this appears to be a world set in Despondos, No scratch that a Planet.
Sharon: Planet?
Dr Mephesto: Yes, It would appear so, We just have to find what it has to do with Hordak and then…
?: Halt! Stay where you are!
They all turned around and Saw Horde Troopers right behind them, Though they didn't really look like the Horde Troopers they'd seen back on Earth, They Looked Humanoid and Non Robotic.
Butters: Oh hamburgers.
Meanwhile,
In Castle Grayskull, He-Man was getting ready to take Kenny and the others to Eternos, He saddled up his stead Battle Cat, Cartman and Kelly stood off to the side as Kenny and Tammy came out with the Sorcerous.
Sorcerous: Once you are at Eternos, You must speak with King Randor and Man-At-Arms, They will hear your pleas and assist you against Hordak if they can.
Kelly: Yes, Sorcerous.
He-Man: Just so you know, There's not much room on Battle Cats saddle, So one of you will have to find another way.
Cartman: So… Which one and how?
Everyone looked at Cartman.
Later.
Battle Cat charged on ahead as He man rode him with Kenny, Kelly and Tammy, Each seated in front or behind him, And far behind them, was Cartman, Getting dragged along a rope attached to Battle Cat.
Cartman: AH! God damn it! AGH!
Cartman was buckeyes and bounced around as he hot things over and over again.
Kelly: You think he'll be alright?
Kenny: I don't know, But I just thought it would be extremely funny.
He Man: Laugh now, But when we get to Eternos we must face the king.
And they continued on their way, The aforementioned city appeared beyond the trees.
Meanwhile,
Everyone watched as President Garrison spoke on the Monitor.
Garrison: Honestly I barely even see the Problem, If these Alien faggots wanna take our land and States, I say we just Fuck em all to death and get it over with!
Stan: Dude it's not that simple?
Garrison: Is it? You sure made it sound like it was simple.
Tricia: Oh shit he's got us there.
Wendy: Listen Mr. Garrison-!
Garrison: Say that again?!
Wendy: … President Garrison, The Horde are a growing threat to everyone and we have to Mobilize our forces and counteract against them! Now! Before it's too late!
Garrison: And how do you suppose we do that?
Wendy: Well, We… Maybe-
Garrison: Well I for one… Actually agree with these kids.
Kyle: You… You do?
Garrison: These Other Dimension fags are massive Problem, What we need to do now, Is join together, And Fuck em all to Death!
A roar of approval erupted from the crowd, As the kids watched bewildered.
Stan: Wait, You guys don't you think this is a little off?
Heidi: Yeah, I was expecting Garrison to sabotage this whole thing.
Wendy: Could he actually be taking this threat seriously?
Stan: Either he is or the member berries are.
Garrison: : And to the brave kids who stand before us today, I would like a front row talk with them face to face, And congratulate them on this brave initiative.
Karen: He wants to thank us?
Ike: Yay!
Meanwhile,
Butters, Nelly, Randy, Sharon, Towelie and Dr Mephesto stumbled along as their Captors drove them to their Destination, The land around them began to look deteriorated, Dark and polluted, Up ahead, They saw a great canon before them, The guards stopped them and showed them what laided waiting below.
At was a great Mechanized Fortress and City merged together, Dark Blue Metal woven together from what looked like scrap, to form a great industrial Labyrinth.
Butters: Oh… H-H-Hamburgers… W-What is that?
Horde Soldier: Welcome to the Fright zone, Take them to Colonel Blast.
They continued onward and entered the fright zone, After passing through several corridors and doorways, They made it a great big throne room, And elevated on a long stairway was a throne, With an unknown occupant sitting on it and turned away from the Group.
Nelly: That's not… Hordak is it?
The chair suddenly turned and they all got a good look at the one seated in it, It was a strange cybernetic creature, With a metal head, A translucent body showing both Organic and metal inside, Blue arms and legs, And the most distinguishing feature of all, Were two large Claws where his hands should be.
Cy-Chops: Well, What have we here?
Horde Soldier: Found these on the outskirts of the whispering woods sir, Could be Rebels.
Cy-Chops stood up and descended from the throne and examined the Six carefully.
Cy-Chops: They don't look native to this Planet.
Butters quivered as Cy-Chop's claws drew closer to him, Clamping twice.
Horde Soldier: So where are they from?
Cy-Chops: Hmm, Probably from Hordaks new world, The Horde Prime has already gotten word of his Presence there.
Butters and Nelly: Horde Prime?
Horde Soldier: If they are, should we send them back to Lord Hordak?
Cy-Chops: Lord Hordak?!
Cy-Chops glared at the Unfortunate Soldier, Who shrunk under his gaze.
Cy-Chops: Unless you forget yourself soldier, General Hordak is a renegade, A renegade I was sent to deal with. When I found him not here I took command of his Garrison, He is no Lord, Remember that or next time…
He raised his claws and Clamped them menacingly.
Horde Soldier: Y-Y-Yes Sir!
Sharon: Who are you?
Cy-Chops: I am Cy-Chops, Current commander of the fright zone since the desertion of the Renegade Hordak.
Towelie: W-What are you talking about?
Cy-Chops: That isn't your concern at the Moment creature, What is your concern is what fate shall befall you.
They all stared and gulped as Cy-Chops clamped his claws.
Cy-Chops: Take them to the- WHAT?!
Suddenly an alarm sounded, Catching everyone's attention, Another Horde Trooper ran in panting.
Cy-Chops: Trooper! What is the meaning of this?
Horde Soldier: It's the Rebels again sir, We're under attack!
Meanwhile,
Garrison: You think you can waltz in here and screw with me?!
The kids were now in President Garrison's office, Who was now yelling at them threateningly.
Garrison: The only reason I agreed to hear you brats out is to get those Bureaucratic twits out there off your back! I'm the one who tells them what's what around here you bastards!
Wendy: You can't be serious Mr Garrison-
Garrison: President Garrison!
Wendy: Mr. Garrison, We needed help to get our town back from the Horde and this was what we thought was best at the moment.
Kyle: Why are you-?
Garrison: Well you kids better get a damn clue, I don't care about some Alien faggots from another dimension, I will not be bossed around, Not evan from a bunch of faggot bastards that I used to teech!
Heidi: Do you even know what's going on out there?! How long before the Horde reaches here!? How long before they come in and destroy us all!
Garrison: Oh cry me a river, I wouldn't Evan be bothering with this if you weren't going liberal on my ass Jeez.
Tricia: Dude why is this guy being such a giant douche?
Stan didn't say anything the entire time, He just looked up at the shelves around the room, In Evan the darkest corners he could see the room and saw what looked like to him, Purple darts chattering among themselves.
Stan: Member berries.
Kyle: Seriously! Why are you being such an asshole?
Garrison: Why? Because I'm the president, that's Why!
Stan: Are you?
Garrison: W-what's that supposed to mean?
Stan stared at Mr. Garrison with a hard gaze.
Stan: Because from where I'm standing, You don't have your own Will.
Garrison: What are you talking about?
The other kids were puzzled too.
Kyle: Stan what are you-?
Stan: I know about the Member berries! My dad and you worked on them!
Garrison was stunned.
Garrison: W-What?
Stan: You told my Dad, You didn't want to be president! That you wanted to lose the Election.
Garrison: Yeah? Well I changed my mind!
Stan: Exactly! And why do you think that is?
Garrison didn't say anything.
Stan: Member Berries, They take over your mind and slowly make you their thrall, Just like you and my family!
?: Well, aren't you a smart boy?
The Kids all suddenly looked around started, In the shelves, The Purple dots on the shelves rolled forward in the thousands, Crowding around the kids as Garrison suddenly went comatose.
Member Berry #1: Hey Member Elektra?
Member Berry #2: Oh I member!
Member Berry #3: Member when everything was actual Cardboard?
Member Berry #4: I sure do!
Member Berry #5: Remember when Kyle liked Chocolate Milk?
Kyle: What the Hell!?
Ike: What are these things?!
?: Oh so you don't Member?
On the President's desk, Stood an Elderly looking Member berry that almost resembled an Old Crime boss.
Don MemberBerry: So you figured us out did ya? Well we'll soon fix that!
He stomped on a button and the floor opened up beneath Stan and the Kids, Sending them plummeting down the Hole!
Meanwhile,
Soon, Kenny and the others arrived Kenny and the others soon arrived in Eternos, It was a great white and Golden city, With a Massive courtyard, Large towers and other beautiful features around it, The kids stared in awe at what they behold, As Battle-Cat came into the courtyard, He stopped, Allowing He man, Kenny, Kelly and Tammy to dismount.
Kelly: Wow, This is it.
Kenny: We're finally here.
Tammy: You alright that Cartman?
Cartman was still attached to the string Battle-Cat had been pulling, He was bruised, Battered and Dizzy from the whole ride.
Cartman: God… Damn you guys…
He-Man chuckled.
He-Man: You should probably get him some help there, And present yourself to the King soon after.
Later, The Three kids, Plus a patched up Cartman were inside a great throne room of There wasn't much decoration, Aside from red Carpets, But the Pillars were just as white as the Marble the castle was made of, And Elevated on a flight of swirling stairs where two thrones stood with a tree behind it and an Open wall, Were king Randor and Queen Marlena.
Kelly: Your Majesty's.
Kelly bowed her head and prompted Kenny, Tammy and a reluctant Cartman to do the same.
King Randor: Please there's no need, Welcome to Eternos.
Queen Marlena: We hope your stay will be comfortable.
Kenny: Thank you, But i'm afraid we cannot stay here for long.
Kelly: Our world has been invaded and we have been summoned here to receive your Help.
Queen Marlena: Do you mean Earth? What's wrong?
Kelly: Your Highness, Our world has been invaded by an Evil you may find familiar to you, The Horde.
King Randor: The Horde? On Earth?
He-Man: I'm afraid so King Randor.
Queen Marlena: How?
Kenny: Well… It all started when my friend Stan found out…
Meanwhile,
In the fright zone, Something was Sean on the monitor, Observed by Cy-Chops and a sergeant named Cobalt.
Cy-Chops: You said it was the Entire rebelion.
Cobalt: I thought it was, I didn't realize it was just her.
Cy-Chops: Can we hold her?
Cobalt: It's her.
Cy-Chops: Just send out any available patrols!
Cobalt: Yes sir.
Outside the fright zone, A lone Figure walked towards the fright zone, Horde Soldiers scrambled out to meet her as she drew out her sword.
At their commanding officers order, The Soldiers fired upon the stranger, Who blocked adn dodged everyone of their shots and came upon them with flashes of steel, Hacking them away as she cleared a path for herself.
Cy-Chops and Cobalt watched through the Cameras as she entered the Building and made her way to them, As they did, Butters and his group heard the sounds of fighting coming from somewhere, As they languished in the dungeons where Cy-Chops had put them.
Nelly: What's going on?
Sharon: I-I don't know.
Guards came rushing down suddenly, Recurring past the Prisoners as a Force captain Lizard named Sans barked out orders!
Sans: To the Front gate! Secure the Gate!
And they all ran off, Leaving the Prisoners completely baffled.
Butters: Is it the Rebels?
The figure continued on her current path as she fought her way through the Dungeon, Cy-Chops saw this through the monitors.
Cy-Chops: She's heading for the dungeon! Cut her Off!
The figure entered a last hallway before the dungeons, There she found herself confronted by a large Platoon of guard, They fired on her as she deflected their shots one by one, Than cut them down as she drew close to them all, A flurry of Swipes, Slashes, Sweeps, Stabs and other badass movements filled the air as the Figure defeated the last guard.
Than, She entered the Dungeon, Butters and the others stared in amazement as the Woman approached their cell, She threw off her Cloak and revealed herself, She was a large Muscular Blonde, With Gleaming gold fittings around a white Dress, Golden Boots, Golden wrist garnets, A red cape reaching her waist and a golden winged crown.
She-Ra: Are you alright?
Sharon: Who are you?
She-Ra: I am She-Ra.
And she took up her Sword and swung at the lock, Cutting it open and releasing the Prisoners.
She-Ra: We must be going now.
Meanwhile.
Stan, Kyle, Wendy, Heidi, Ike, Tricia and Karen all regained their senses as they felt the Dark room around them.
Kyle: Stan… W-What happened?
Stan: I don't know… Where are we?
Suddenly the lights turned on! And the kids found themselves in a giant underground cage arena, Although it looked more like a colosseum.
Loud rock music played as the stands all lined up with Memberberries cheering and laughing, In a large Booth above everything else, Mr Garrison along with Caiytlyn Jenner, took their seats along with Don Memberberry and his aides.
Don MemberBerry: Hello, MemberBerries!
The stadium went silent.
Don MemberBerry: This day is gonna be a fun one, We get to see these kids die today!
Wendy: What the Hell?
Don MemberBerry: These Kids down there, Have bean sticking their noses where they don't belong Member? And we don't like those who stick their noses where they don't belong.
MemberBerries: Yeah!
Heidi: What are you? And what are you going to do to us?
Don MemberBerry: You really wanna know now? Well, We MemberBerries have been wanting to bring back a little Nostalgia for a while now, And you kids just happen to get in the way of that, So we decided to get you out of our way and make it fun!
Stan: What do you mean?
Don MemberBerry: Member in Game of Thrones where they had Trial by Combat? Well we decided To have something similar, Trial by MMA, Or if you want to be fun, Washington Death Coliseum!
Loud music played on cue with this as the Memberberries cheered.
Don MemberBerry: And In all fairness we'll explain how this works, If any of you have any fighting ability, You will go up against a select Number of our Champions in Hand to Hand Combat, Two teams will fight, One that will serves as your Opponents and one consisting of four of you kids who will fight out Champions by our choice, If any of you are all defeated or refuse to fight upon selection, You will all Die… He He He He, If at least one of you emerges victorious! You will all be allowed to leave Washington in a small escape plane, Courtesy of Airplane Airlines!
Kyle: Uh… D-Don't we have a say in this?
MemberBerries: NO!
Don MemberBerry: Now, Selecting the fighters!
Several lights flashed in the kids Directions, Eventually shining on four Individuals.
Stan Marsh.
Wendy Testaburger.
Kyle Brovflowski.
Karen McCormick.
Don MemberBerry: These kids will now face… Our own Champions!
The door to the left of the Kids opened up and Four figures came out.
Don MemberBerry: These are some of the most terrifying Psychos we found on the street, Please show your intimidation at the Sight of…
SLASH HAMMER!
A large muscular Man with a Scar of his head Eye and wore nothing but dark blue Overalls slammed his Hammer down.
CUTTHROAT KOOK!
A deranged looking man with a Shaggy beard laughed as he bounced on the balls of his feet, Jabbing out one of the Curved knives in his hands.
SAMURAI SANYA!
A beautiful young Woman garbed in Elegant robes and Wielding a Katana made Several graceful moves with the Weapon, Kicked out and held it poised for Combat.
… And Clarence.
A pudgy man in a Suit and glasses just stood there doing nothing but breath heavily.
Stan: Well this is gonna suck.
Don MemberBerry: And to raise the stakes!
The Circle in the Middle of the ring suddenly opened up, To reveal a dark black abyss Beneath.
Kyle: What the Hell have we just gotten into?!
Meanwhile,
Kenny: And that's how it all happened.
Everyone had listened to Kenny's Story from start to finish, And by the time he had finished, Marlena almost looked like she wanted to just grab something.
Marlena: First he takes my Daughter… Now my old Planet?
Kelly: You're from Earth?
Marlena: Yes, A long time ago, And if what you say is true… Hordak must be stopped before he takes it completely.
Randor rose from his seat and Approached the Four Kids.
Randor: We will do all we can to help you kids get your World back, Our best Warriors will go with you.
Kenny: Thank you, your Majesty.
He-Man: Man-At-Arms will assemble the Masters, Your Highness.
Later, The four Kids and He-Man met up with a man in Dark green and Orange Armor Called Duncan, Commonly referred to as Man-At-Arms, They were currently in his workshop working out plans.
Kelly: So, How do we get back now?
Man-At-Arms: Hmm Not sure, We could ask the Sorcerous, But-
Just then, A flying creature flew in, It was the strangest thing they'd ever seen, It had no visible legs, And was dressed in a Large red Magician's robe and Hat, Which completely covered his entire Body and left him apart from his Eyes in Shadows.
Orko: Man-At-Arms! Man-At-Arms!
Man-At-Arms: What is ti Orko?
Okro: gnh, Skelators forces, They're coming this way!
Meanwhile,
As She-Ra and the others left the fright Zone, On the back of She-Ra's flying steed swiftwind, They landed in front of a Forest and dismounted.
Butters: Whoopee, Thank you for saving us from the Fright Zone, Mrs. She-Ra.
Nelly: But how did you find us?
She-Ra: The Sorcerous contacted me about you and told me everything.
Sharon: Sorcerous?
She-Ra: Of Castle Grayskull.
Dr. Mephesto: Grayskull? Where is this Grayskull might we ask?
She-Ra: On Eternia, My Brother's home planet.
Randy: Brother?
Nelly: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Wait a minute this is all happening way too fast what even is this world and what's going on?
She-Ra: I'm afraid we might not have enough time to talk now, Look!
She-Ra pointed to the distance and they all saw the Horde coming for them.
She-Ra: Quickly! Into the forest!
They all hurried into the woods as the Tanks and troops came close, Then without warning, The Branches of the Trees suddenly stretched out and either grabbed them or Knocked them away! Everyone was Amazed.
Butters: Jeez…
Towelie: Wow… I did get high and not even know it.
Sharon: No one ever knows when they're high.
Randy: They do too Sharon!
She-Ra: You're not on drugs, It is the Magic of the Whispering woods, Refuge of the great rebellion.
Nelly: Great… Rebellion?
: Great… Rebellion?
She-Ra: I suppose now would be a good time to explain everything.
Meanwhile,
Back in the Washington Death Coliseum, Wendy, Stan, Kyle and Karen were being made ready to face their Opponents, They huddled together as they felt the eyes of Gladiators watching them.
Kyle: What the Fuck are we gonna do man?
Wendy: One of thems a nerd so I'm pretty sure we have a fighting chance.
Karen: But what if he's secretly Awesome?!
Stan: Look, We have a town to save and if fighting these guys is the only way to get out of here alive, We do it!
Wendy: Yeah and you and Kyle did Karate, Right Stan.
Kyle: We only reached up to the white Belt.
Stan: I do Taekwondo.
Wendy: Close enough.
Don memberberry: Fighters to the ready!
The Two teams of Gladiators stood ready facing each other.
Don MemberBerry: Now prepare for the Matches!
Stan vs Cutthroat Kook.
Wendy vs Slash Hammer.
Kyle vs Samurai Sanya.
Karen vs Clairence.
Ike, Heidi and Tricia watched from a cage near Garrison's Booth.
Heidi: Good luck you guys.
Don MemberBerry: Let's Start the Battles!
The First fight was Wendy and Slash Hammer, Slash Hammer twirled around his Mallet while Wendy got into a fighting stance, Wasting no time, Slash Brought the Hammer down upon Wendy, Who rolled out of the way and tried to sweep his leg out from under him, It did little affect and Wendy jumped away to avoid getting smashed again.
Meanwhile, Karen stood in a fighting Stance, Prepared to face off against Clarence, Who stood there completely still, Waiting for him to make the first move. Karen beckoned to him with a gesture, He just stood there.
Clairence: Do you know a train is cool?
And upon those words, A Train rushed by out of nowhere and ran him over, Killing him in the Process.
Karen: Oh wow, Guess he was pathetic.
Meanwhile Kyle faced off against Samurai Sanya, She twirled her blade around, Prompting Kyle back slowly away in fear, She than jump forward and slashed down on Kyle, But he dodged it just in time, She than spent the fight slashing at Kyle hoping to get a cut, Kyle didn't give her the chance and avoided her Sword as best he could.
Stan and Cutthroat faced off, Circling each other waiting for the chance to strike, Stan held his fists up defensively as Karl jabbed at him with his knives.
Cutthroat Karl: You know, I've killed little boys before, Usually after I fuck em, So why don't you make it fine on yourself so I's can-
Stan cut him off with a jab to the face, followed by a kick that sent the Psychopath to the ground. He dropped his knives and Stan managed to Grab one before Cutthroat Karl got back to his feet and grabbed the other.
Cutthroat Karl: Oh, You're a feisty one Aren't you? I'll have to Fuck you extra bloody!
Stan held the knife out defensively in front of him as Cutthroat Advanced on him with his own.
From the Seats, The MemberBerries watched and Cheered as the fight went on, Heidi, Tricia and Karen looked on with Baited Breath, And Garrison looked like he was in a stupor.
Garrison: Yeah just… Fuck em all already…
Meanwhile,
He-man, Man-At-Arms, Kenny,Kelly Tammy, Cartman and Orko reached the wall, There they found a young woman with the royal guard, Anticipating an Attack.
The woman was no older than He-man appeared, She had auburn hair pulled back into a long ponytail, Dressed in white leotard with a gold armor piece and an armored mini skirt made of golden mini skirt attached to it, Wore golden bracers on her bare arms, A golden tiara on her forehead, And also wore leather boots with fur trimming and some extra plate for protection, Tammy smacked Kenny's had before he drooled over her.
Man-At-Arms: Teela, What's going on.
Teela: Skelator Father, He's coming this way.
She then noticed the Kids.
Teela: Uh, Who are these kids?
Kenny: Long story.
He-Man stepped forward and glanced at the Horizon.
Teela: Mechaneck and Stratos went out to intercept his forces and report back but they haven't returned yet.
He-Man: I think that's them now.
Everyone looked and saw an almost avion looking Man flying with another man in red armor descending from the Sky and landed in front of Them.
Startos: Skelators armies are almost upon us.
Mekaneck: We barely got out of there before-!
They were cut off suddenly when a Yellow blast hit the Wall, The ground shook as Several figures came forward, Each in different shapes, Sizes and Frightening Features, Led by A figure with a Large Staff with a rams head, He was Tall, Muscular, And had Blue Pale Skin, His face was nothing but a Skull Covered by a Purple Hood.
Skelator: Randor you Royal Boob! Come out here now!
Kenny: That's Skelator isn't it.
Meanwhile,
In the whispering Woods, She-Ra had Explained Everything to Butters and the Others, They had listened to every aspect of it, When she had finished most of them were silent…
Randy: Wow… It really sucks to be you guys.
Sharon: Randy!
Randy: What?! This Planet Sucks for them if it's under horde Control.
Nelly: Dude, We're under Horde control!
And Nelly punched Randy in the Balls, Sending him toppling over with a groan.
She-Ra: It's not all bad, The Great Rebellion strives to free Etheria Still, And we've had great Progress since Hordak's sudden disappearance, Though I'm sorry to know why now.
Butters: Can you help us take back our town?
She-Ra: I can, But you will need more than my help, Ra: I can, But we'll need the rest of the Rebellion's help on this, And My Brother's as well.
Dr Mephesto: So where is this, "Eternia?"
Meanwhile,
Wendy punched and kicked at the now disarmed Slash hammer, Who blocked her attacks and threw some back, Nearly overwhelming her in the process.
Cutthroat Karl was pushing his knife towards Stan's throat, But Stan held him off as best he Could, Just as all seemed lost, Karen suddenly jumped in and Kicked him off Stan, Sending Karl flying against the Wall.
Stan: Wow, Thanks Karen.
Karen: No Problem, Thank Kenny for showing me this stuff.
Wendy ducked under a swing by Slash Hammer and took a shot at the groin. Her gamble paid off as Slash quickly grabbed at the Nuts and went to the floor. She then joined Stan and Karen.
Wendy: Okay, So you guys did well so far.
Stan: Yeah, Where's Kyle?
Samurai Sanya: Down and out I'm afraid.
The three kids looked over and saw to their horror, Samurai Sanya standing over a beaten up Kyle, She kicked him aside and advanced on the three kids.
Ike: Kyle!
Karen then got in front of Stan and Wendy and went into a fighting stance.
Samurai Sanya: So you are adept in the Basics of Kung Fu? An interesting feat for one so young.
Karen: I've adapted plenty from my Guardian Angel.
Samurai Sanya: Indeed, Let us test these skills, Against a True Opponent.
And Sanya and Karen rushed forward at each other, Both jumping into the air and striking at each other, Stan and Wendy watched on in shock as Karen and Snaya clashed in a flurry of Martial Arts.
Karen landed back on the ground and charged again at Sanya, Who shot out a leg to sweep her, But Karen jumped over it and fired a Kick of her own, Sanya blocked it with her Arm and jumped up, Aiming a punch at Karen, But Karen blocked it and retaliated with Several Punches and Kicks, Each on blocked and fended off by Sanya, Who then redirected on of Karen's punched and Palm striked her from behind, Karen fell to the floor than got back up to see Sanya flip into the air and drop back down in a Downwards flying kick, Karen rolled out of the way as she landed and tried to sweep her feet out from Under her, It did little effect and Sanya chopped on Karen, She managed to block it, But the force of the blow hurt her Arm, Allowing Sanya to knock Karen to the ground in defeat.
Tricia: No! Karen!
Sanya: You fought well Child, You may make a fine Warrior someday.
She turned to Stan and Wendy.
Sanya: Now to finish this.
Wendy: We won't make this Easy.
Sanya: I'm sure you won't.
Stan and Wendy got ready as Sanya rushed at them, She jumped in the air and spun around with her legs outstretched, Both Lovers quick jumped out of the way as she flipped back to her feet and intercepted Wendy's fists, Stan jumped in and Kicked her from behind, But she recovered quickly and threw an Elbow into his Face, As they all fought, Slash Hammer suddenly got back to his feet, As did Cutthroat Karl.
Heidi: Oh no… Guys look out!
Sanya and Stan had locked each other in combat, As Wendy rushed to Join her, Cutthroat suddenly grabbed her.
Cutthroat Karl: You a girlfriend of his? Oh Jealous!
Slash Hammer then knocked him aside.
Slash Hammer: Hands off! She is my Fight!
Cutthroat Karl: I don't like getting BASHED!
And he jumped at Slash Hammer, Trying to cut him open with his knives and Dodging the strikes of his Hammer.
Sanya tired to Axe kick Stan, But he managed to Roll under her and Kicked her away, As she got to her feet Wendy jumped in and Punched her across the face, They then proceed to combine their strength to try and overpower her, But Sanya just swiftly deflected and incopasitated Stan then proceed to Push Wendy back with various Strikes, Right towards the Pitt.
Stan: Wendy!
Stan got up and hurried over, Wendy was desperately trying to hold her own, But Sanya was just too skilled. With one final Drop kick, She knocked Wendy to the edge of the Hole and stood over her.
Sanya: I have no intent to see you die.
Wendy: Then why are you fighting for the MemberBerries…?
Before Sanya could respond, Stan jumped on her back and held her in an Armbar, As she tried to pry him off, Cutthroat and Slash Hammer were killing each other.
Slash Hammer: You think you can bring down Slash Hmmaer? NO ONE BRINGS DOWN SLASH HAMMER!
And he grabbed Karl by the skull and Dug his Thumbs into his eye sockets, In retaliation, Karl drew his knife and stabbed Slash Multiple times in the chest, Yowling with pain, Slash Hammer, Crushed Karl's Skull and threw is Body away as he succumbed to his wounds, Karls dead Body Knocked Right into the three Current combatants and knocked them into the Pitt, Stan and Wendy were knocked off Sanya who plunged into the Pitt with Karls Body, Stan held out one of the Daggers and stabbed the wall with it as Wendy held onto his Back.
Stan: Hold on Wendy I've got you.
But they slid further into the Pitt so Stan got out another Knife and stabbed that into it.
Wendy: Stan! There's too much Weight! We're gonna fall!
Stan: NO! I can save us Wendy, This doesn't have to end this way for us!
Wendy suddenly lost her grip and slid onto Stan's legs.
Wendy: Not us both…
Stan: Wendy?
Wendy: Stan, No matter what problems we've had, No matter how many times we've fallen apart, I just want to you to know, I've always loved you, From now, Back from third grade, And forever, You don't need to be fixed, You're the greatest I've ever known Stan Marsh… And I love you.
And with that declaration, Wendy let go… And fell.
Stan: NO!
Wendy: GET THE TOWN BACK!
And Wendy Testaburger fell down deep into the Dark abyss below.
Stan: Wendy…
Baco outside the Pitt, Kyle and Karen had got back up and looked over the Pitt, Everyone watched in shock and anticipation.
Kyle: Stan?! Stan!
Stan crawled out of the Pitt, and was helped up by Kyle.
Kyle: Stan…?
Stan said nothing, He just fell into His Super Best Friends embrace and wept.
Karen: Wendy…
Heidi and Tricia hugged each other as they cried, Garrison was completely stunned, As if he'd been broken out of a trance or Something.
Don MemberBerry: Ah god damn it! Ah well, At least one btich dead is better than nothing, Maybe you should kill yourself if your gonna be alone forever from now on Bastard!
Stan looked up at the Stands, A look of Pure anger and Hatred in his eyes.
Don MemberBerry: Aw, It's pissed off, Why don't you all go fuckin- AGHK!
A fist suddenly squashed Don MemberBerry Flat, Garrison had slammed that fist on him, Everyone gasped as he got up and threw off his Wig.
Mr. Garrison: How about you go fuckin kill yourselves you Bastard? How about you all go Fuckin Kill yourselves, Cause I… AM BACK!
And Garrison ripped apart his Clothes and Revealed his Old Green clothes Beneath!
Caiytlyn Jenner: Wow, And the Vaccination special happened Months ago.
Mr Garrison: Shut up Caitlyn.
Suddenly hole burst through the Wall! Everyone looked up in surprise and shock, As a Whole Foods suddenly appeared in the Sky.
Stan: Oh now what?
A beam was suddenly sent down and from the Blue light, Appeared a figure Everyone instantly recognized.
Kyle: LESLIE?!
Heidi, Tricia and Ike joined him, Stan and Karen as they looked on with Mr. Garrison.
Leslie: Greetings everyone, As I said before you will never be rid of Ads.
Kyle: W-What are you doing here? Last time we saw you, PC Principal killed you!
Leslie: Yes, Well luckily I was repaired, And now I'm back.
Heidi: What do you want from us?
Leslie: What you all desire most, To take back South Park.
Meanwhile,
Back in the Fright Zone, Cy-Chops made a call.
Cy-Chops: The descendants of King Grayskull are uniting them my Lord, We must act against them soon,
?: Join me on Earth, It is time we put Hordak in his place.
To Be Continued.
