"Man I can't believe this shit ain't a dream."

"It all seems so surreal."

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Wait I'm supposed to be narrating? Oh fuck hold up uhhhh-

5 hours had passed since the two teens had found each other (easily might I say.) And is now currently Morning. Now the two teens now named Mikey and wrath(Edgy much?) Were currently discussing in Mikey's room on how they even got here and so far they have discovered at least 2 things from the last 5 hours of talking...

1.They both had an earthquake causing them to stumble and trip before getting knocked out.

And 2. They were in rwby if it wasn't obvious fuckin enough.

"Fuck what do we fucking do." Wrath said.

"Well first off we need the find a way back home. Because I know for damn sure I do not want to stay here for the shit show will happen in...Wait...When does it happen...?" The question went through both there heads...Both obviously knew where there were...But not when they are at...

"Well...considering that team rwby is here we knew that were are definitely not at the begining of volume 1...I know for damn sure we're not near the end of volume 3...When are we at...?"

"8:55!!??CLASS STARTS AT 9 YOU DUNCE!!!"

"Guess we know now."Wrath had said.

"Then what do we do for now...?"

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"Wanna play dark souls 3 multiplayer?" Mikey said...

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"Fuck yeah..."

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(Play Opening)

(Title of book shows)

Munagura wo tsukamarete kyouretsu na panchi wo

Kuratte yorokete kata wo narabe uzukumatta

Mikey was walking through a side walk before looking at the screen.

Yohou douri no ame ni omae wa niyakete

It then switch to another teen with blue hair

'Kizuguchi ga kirei ni naru" nante uso wo tsuku

Mikey and wrath were talking to each other on a park bench as kids ran passed them.

Itsumo kuchigenka sae

Umaku dekinai kuse shite

The world was suddenly being consumed by darkness as black creatures came from it.

Saenai joudan iu na yo

Amari no tsumaranasa ni me ga (the teens starting running towards the beast with there fist raised.)urunda

Nando mo ao aza darake de namida wo

Nagashite nagashite fuantei na

Kokoro wo kata ni azuke ai nagara

Kusarikitta baddo endo ni aragau

It shows Mikey and wrath being interrupted by tendrils as they tried to reach for each other but were unable to reach each other.

Naze darou yorokobi yori mo kokochiyoi

Itami zusshiri to hibiite

Nureta fuku ni shitauchi shinagara

Hareagatta kao miatte warau

A light suddenly erupted in the sky pushing away the surrounding darkness and revealing the two teens again...

Doshaburi no yoru ni

Chikatta ribenji

(It then started showing events that would lead)

Munagura wo tsukami kaeshite hangeki no panchi wo

Kuridasu kurai ja nakya omae no tonari ni wa tatenai kara

Aite ga nande are hiyoranai nando nosaretemo akiramenai

Wasureru na wasureru na to ii kikase tsuzuketanoni

Mikey and Wrath had there back to each other as the black fog returned this time with evil individuals with there eyes glowing.

(yarinaoshite shikujitte)

(fumitaoshite kuraitsuite) dōshite

(yarinaoshite shikujitte) dōshite

(fumitaoshite kata otoshite) dōshite dōshite

It then showed the teens in a room just playing video games together.

Aa kasa wa iranai kara kotoba wo hitotsu kurenai ka

Nurui yasashisa dewa naku yowane ni okasareta

Mune no oku wo eguru you na kotoba wo

The screen flickered back and forth until it stopped at the two teens punching away shadowed individuals.

Nando mo aoaza darake de namida wo

Nagashite nagashite fuantei na kokoro wo

Kata ni azukeai nagara

Kusari kitta baddo endo ni aragau

All of a sudden a large shadow towered above the two showing a visage of a women before the black haired teen starting running towards the figure along with the other following suit as they jumped into the air and prepared to punch the figure before a blinding light stood between the two filling the screen with white.

Naze darou yorokobi yori mo kokochi yoi

Itami zushiri to hibiite

Nureta fuku ni shitauchi shinagara

Hareagatta kao miatte warau

Doshaburi no yoru ni toraware no hibi ni

Toikakeru you ni hikatta hitomi no naka de

Chikatta ribenji

(End op)

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(Another 5 hours later)

"Now remember everyone make sure to finish your assignment after school! I expect it to be finished by our next class period. Welcome to Beacon academy..."

The students of beacon started to stand from there seats and began leaving the classroom...

"Finally we can have lunch. I'm starving here." Yang had said yawning. The so called "Lecture"of professor ports "Lessons" had bored her out of her mind and she wasn't the only one.

"I thought it was interesting." Blake had said with her usual apathetic tone.

"Blake you were reading your book the whole time." Yang had said only to be given silence.

"I thought the lesson was quite interesting." The Ice queen of rwby had said.

"I don't even think we got anything out of that...Wait a sec..."

The team stopped suddenly as there leader grabbed her chin in thought.

"What Rubes...?"

"Oh no. No no no no no it can't be!"

"What Ruby?!"

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"I FORGOT MY LUNCH IN OUR DORM!!! SORRYGIRLSBERIGHTBACKGOTOLUNCHWITHOUTMEILLBERIGHTBEHINDYOU!!!"

And in the blink of an eye the red reaper ran back to her dorm leaving only rose petals in her wake...

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"What just happened...?" Weiss said...

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The young rose had has arrived at the front of her dorm and rushed to get her scroll out.

"C'mon c'mon gotta hurry-

"FUCKING CUNTBAG MCFUCKCUNTY MCFAGFUCK!!!"

"AAAAAHHHHHHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"

Ruby had just looked to the door right of her Before looking at the dorm behind her.

"FUCK THIS STUPID ASS BITCH ASS SHIT ASS FUCK OF A BOSS!!!"

"C'mon dude it's just Vordt of the Boreal valley he's not that hard."

"SAYS THE MOTHERFUCKER THATS LEVEL 202 ASSHOLE *You died intensifies* FUCKING!!!!AAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHH!!!!"

"HAAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAA*WHHHEEEZZZEEE* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH*

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"What is going-

"Register now at your local supermarket for the rewards card that will save you 10 percent on FUCKING GOD DAMN BULLSHIT FUCK!!!"

"Alright dude hold on let me help you..."

"*SNIFF* Aahhhahahaaaaaa I wanna fucking cry dude..."

CLICK*

The door behind the young rose opened to see a boy with black short seaweed hair with blue eyes...

"Huh...?"

"Hello...Uh did you guys skip class...?"

"Uuuuuhhhhhhhh..."

SLAM*

"...That was...weird..."

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Heeeeeyyyyy buddy...you alright...

"Aaaaaauuuuggggggghghg..."

I'll take this as a no.

Now as you can see our hero is not currently...Happy at the moment...

"Fuck off you'd be pissed off to if you know what i've been through."

Well technically I do since im the narrator of this dumb story...Oh by the way your gonna get a phone call...

RRRRIINNNGGG*

There it is...*Clears throat* Mikey still in his misrable stupor answered his phone with sniffles.

"*Sniff* Fuck do you want...?"

"We have a problem..."

Mikey just sat up in confusion since it wasn't his POV so he has no idea what happened next door to him because the dumb bastards a fucking moron.

"What do you mean? What problem?"

"Ruby Fucking Rose saw me..."

"Okkkaaayyyy and that is a problem why...?"

"You do remember where we are right...?"

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"Oh...Fuuuuucccckkkk."

"Exactly. If she saw me and most likely knows that your here to shes probably gonna tell one of the teachers that two students are skipping class. and if she tells the teachers there gonna wanna know who we are and once they see were not in the fucking database of whatever the fuck they use as a way of finding someones name we are fucking screwed."

"Fuck me..." Mikey said quietly.

"Yeah Fuck us exactly"

"Alright so whats the plan...?" Mikey said worried.

"Pack whatever you can carry...Cause we are fucking leaving..."

"Yeah well theres one problem. We don't have a damn plan."

"hmmmmm...Wait...AHA I got it!"

"What?"

"Just pack your shit and i'll get mine. I'll tell you once were done."

BEEP*

Mikey just sighed as he put his phone back in his pocket and pinched the bridge of his nose as he can fuckin tell so much bullshit is about to enter into his boring life...

SQQUUEEEEEEEE* *CLICK*

"Alright king so heres the- woah..."

Behold! The retarded jin lookin ass and his big ass backpack holding all his shit like daaaaaaamn bitch must weigh like 200 pounds.

"...What?"

"When I said pack your shit i didn't mean the entire damn house."

"Look if they found out 2 rando's were freeloading in the greatest huntsman acadamy in remnant I don't want them touching my shit and them having an excistential crisis if they fiddle with the wrong apps and found out there fake."

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"Fair point but still all that even your guns?"

"Hey I need to defend myself." Texans am I right.

Wrath just rolled his eyes from the stupidity he is witnessing.

(Kengan Ashura ost- Rival Chiefs)

"Look okay heres the plan. We are going to try and sneak out through one of the food trucks in the lunch area..."

And now time for a montage where there saying the plan but in reality its in the future and there already doing it...

"How do you know where the lunch area is?"

The two were seen peeking around corners keeping an eye out for any students. So far onlt two huntresses in training walked passed the hall as they giggled. few seconds later the two slowly walked out of the hall they were in and jogged slightly...

"Lets just say some hardcore rwby fans made an actual map. Ozpins office all the way to the dorm rooms you know the works..."

(A/n: In all seriousness there actually is a map of the entirety of beacon. Google it.)

Mikey was keeping watch as wrath looked at a map on his phone. Not much detail on where there going but hey its all they got. Wrath waved mikey to followed them to the outside of the cafeteria. Wrath peaked inside and noticed that there were students barely any students left with the last few getting ready to leave and he noticed the lunch ladies getting ready to hang up for the day.

"What happens once we get there?" Mikey said.

"Well we get on top of the trucks. Going inside of them is a no go cause I know for damn sure they ain't stupid enough to not check the inside"

It shows the two sneaking out the back of the kitchen and climbing on top of an empty food truck...

"How do you know they won't check the top?"

"Dude ive seen enough anime to know that none of the characters never look up I mean come on if they did there would be less mc's getting drive by'd from the air."

The truck arrived at what seemed to be a large bullhead most likely being used for cargo and the like.

"Once they start checking the truck we hop off and find an empty crate to hide in and we ride our way out of beacon.

The two jumped into a large empty crate that could suspiciously hold two people...Why the fuck is there a crate big enough for 2 people who the fuck knows but hey gotta keep this shitty story goin somehow.

Oh yeah end of montage as there (STUPID) plan is somehow completed.

"Phwooo that was close..." Mikey whispered.

"Told you it would work. Didn't expect beacon to be that huge."

"Guess that's one thing all those fics get right huh..."

"Yep."

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"Hmm..."Mikey hummed.

"What?"

"I feel like I forgot something...but I don't know what...Eh probably doesn't matter..."

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Back in Mikey's room...

Cleo slowly opened her eyes as she could no longer feel the warmth from her owner.

She looked around for any sign of him but saw nothing. The scent of the man she was cuddling with went out of the room. She got up and stretced her limbs and yawned before hopping off the bed and walking towards the door...

That was still opened...

Roaming the currently empty Halls of beacon academy was almost surreal in a way. Usually the prostegies school would have hundreds of students walking through it's Halls as each one rushed to get to her class...But everyday there is one class that requires you to have a change of attire...

Ms.Goodwitch's Combat class. A class that is supposed to be training the huntsman and huntress's of the future. Trained to fight against bother creatures of darkness...and the servants of light Aka people.

One of these students are currently walking to their dorm.

This was Blake bellodonna. The secret Cat faunus of the group and closet perv.

(A/n I don't give a fuck what anyone says its unritten knowledge that blake reads smut and I refuse to argue further.)

As of now she is currently walking to her dorm to change into her battle attire or more specifically her casual attire.

She arrived at her dorm moments later and was about to opened it when she heard a sound...

Ppuuurrrrrrrrrr*

She looked to her right to see a black cat enter her vision. The cat itself exiting out of the dorm to her left.

Both just stared at each other blankly. The cats tail moving from left to right and if you could look closely could see a little twitch from Blake's bow.

"Hey there kitty..."

She walked up to the cat and picked it up.

"What are you doing here. I'm pretty sure pets aren't allowed in beacon."

"Mreow..."

"Guessing your owner isn't here huh..."

"..."

"I don't know if I'm allowed to do this but maybe I can take care of you until we find your owner. You fine with that..."

"...Mreow..."

"Than it's a deal." The cat Faunus said with a slight grin as she entered her dorm to change...

"Now you have gotta have a name right..." She looked at the cats neck to notice a collar with a name tag on it.

"Cleo...Well Cleo. For now at least until your owner gets back I'll take care of you...after I come back from class of course..."

It would be later when she found out who owned the small feline...