A.n. The snake explains his powers to harry and they make plans. Before thinking that Harry is overpowered, keep in mind that he will be fighting gods that are more powerful and have more experience than him.

2 weeks later

Harry was uncomfortably but deeply asleep when the sound of his cupboard door opening woke him.

"Finally you fuckers. I was bloody starving in this dumpster. You better prepare me a proper meal and a room before I force you to clean my shoes with your tongue." Harry said without even opening his eyes.

"Well, that for sure is a charming way of saying hello." An amused voice said.

"who the hell?" After clearing his vision, he saw a girl around his age looking at him with a small smile, her eyes were mauve and had slits for pupils, and her hair was long, messy and white with some black strands.

"Sarah?" he asked with some uncertainty

"In the flesh" she answered with a bow and mock courtesy.

"Not that it's not good to see you. But what are you doing here?" being that he just woke up Harry had a hard time gathering his thoughts.

"I got bored of waiting and told your relatives about how you cursed them and that if they let you out you'll make it stop. Of course, it is a lie and you won't lift the curse, but since you for some reason decided that using your power to open a door was not worth the effort. I came to open it myself." She had a satisfied smile on her face.

"Wait, can I open locked doors with my powers? Fuck I'm stupid" he could hear Sarah giggling. "ugh, I got a lot of stuff to learn. Also, can you zap me or something each time I curse? I sound a lot more like my uncle that I'm comfortable with." Saying that he signalled her to move so he could get out of the cupboard.

"It'll be my pleasure to zap you." A little bit too happy for his liking.

Why does she look so happy at the idea of zapping me? Ugh, I better get used to not cursing before I end up fried and smoking.

"I stink, I'm gonna take a shower and then talk to my relatives. You do whatever you do to have fun until I'm back." He unconsciously dismissed her.

Why does walking feel so weird? I'd spent longer periods without walking and it never felt like this after getting up again. Was it due to my newfound powers or some mystical stuff? What does being a deity has to do with my walking abilities? If this carries on I'll buy a wheelchair just to avoid being uncomfortable.His train of thought was cut short after entering the bathroom and looking up.

"The hell?" exclaimed a very surprised Harry when he saw himself in the mirror. Not only could he see without glasses but his face changed as well. It looked a lot like what is described in books as a noble. And after stripping he realized that his body had changed as well, he now had the body of a healthy and fit 7 years old. Well, as fit as a 7-year-old can be. He decided to ignore the weird body change in favour of a very much needed bath.

"Alas, here I was about to go a see if you had somehow managed to drown." Sarah said when Harry came back, he just looked at her unimpressed.

"Harry? he's Harry? Why does he look healthy? He shouldn't be healthy." Petunia asked with honest curiosity.

"Hello, my lovely relatives. It's good to see you again too." Harry rolled his eyes. "I suppose this little punk here already explained what's happening. No? Fine, I'll do it myself. I discovered that I have certain abilities and decided to curse you all for being a waste of oxygen." He looked at the eyes of his three previous torturers, now servants. "Because that's what you are, a waste of air, slots are worthier of the space you occupy than yourselves." They were so shocked about how he looked that they couldn't process what they were being told. "Now as I said before, I cursed you, and the curses are as follow." he then described the three curses to them. "I won't lift them, maybe in my deathbed if you behave from now on." At that Sarah snorted. If everything goes as planned, his deathbed won't come for millennia.

"What do you mean we are your servants?" a very horror-stricken Vernon asked.

"It means that you are to serve me. And if you do not obey you will suffer." He deadpanned. "Now listen closely, I want you Dudley to prepare me and this lady a full English breakfast, and don't you dare burn anything, if you do I'll make you eat horse shit. That means your mother's shit. You petunia are going to guide him and for every mistake, no matter how little, you are going to use the whip that Vernon has 10 minutes to buy and give you. You, Vernon, are going to get the whip that can cause the most damage to your baby elephant of a son, and buy furniture for my new room. I want the biggest bed, the biggest wardrobe and the best things you can get. After that, you have 30 minutes to perfectly clean a room and prepare it for me. Petunia, while I'm having breakfast you are going to go and buy me a full new wardrobe. If something doesn't fit me or I don't like it, I'm gonna make you eat it as breakfast. Dudley, after making me breakfast you will go to have yours at Dylan's."

In a sudden burst of rage, Vernon thought about throwing the brat under a car. Of course, It did go wrong for him since he activated the curse and fell to the floor screaming.

"Stupid were-whale, he never learns." Sarah said giggling in delight at Vernon's pain.

"Don't waste time, I'm hungry and the clock is ticking. I don't think I need to remind you what will happen if you fail. Go, now." After his last order, the 3 Dursleys reluctantly started to do as commanded.

"I think that with the proper training they'll make good puppets" Sarah observed.

"Aren't you a little young to find pleasure in pain and training slaves?" Harry asked with curiosity.

Sarah giggled at that. "Oh Harry, I'm 348 years old. The only reason why I look this young is that since I'm your companion and I'm going to go to school with you, I have to look your age. I am a very old being dear. Also, those who are tied to the sacred gardens mature faster. I don't know if you noticed, but since the awakening of your powers, you stopped talking and thinking like a 7 years old kid. Gods are the fastest to reach mental maturity, physically you mature as any human until you reach 21 when you start to age 1 year per every 1000 years that you are alive, that's because you're a demigod, not a full god."

"That's actually very impressive. It's like being young forever. Speaking about godly qualities, I did what you told me to do and organized my mind, not thanks to you, but it's done."

"I'm glad my instructions were useful. Did you find anything interesting or is your mind just as plain your aunt?" Harry snorted.

"I found things that at least for me are very interesting. The one thing that caught my attention the most was this weird multicoloured lake on my mind and I don't know what it is. I swam in it and it felt awesome, it was like being embraced by a lot of very warm and loving people." He smiled at the memory of what he felt there. For someone who never knew what it felt to be loved it was weird, but it made him happy nonetheless.

"That'd be the mental representation that your magic decided to take. The bigger it is, the more magic you have. Of course with time it's going to grow, both by training and maturity. You reach the limit of your natural potential at 13 and the rest of its growth depends on your training and how connected you are to it. The colours that you saw are the different affinities that you have. Now that is kinda complicated for you because you are a wizard as well as a god and the last descendant of one of the first Christian demons, and those were very overpowered if you ask me. First, there are your affinities as a god. Gods have domains and subdomains. Domains are the main things that they have rule over and subdomains are the different ramifications of those main domains. Now domains are hereditary but subdomains aren't, for those there is a lot of shit that depends on your genes and those of your parents. Which parent has more genetic influence on you? Are you a man or a woman? is any of your parents cursed? Can your mind hold its power? And other stuff that I don't care about. There are also the domains that you get from the mixture of other domains, those aren't hereditary and the amount that you get is random. Then there are the domains that you get from Loki's curse. 1 random domain for each domain that you got from your mother. You have 3 mothers so I don't know how the curse is going to work for you." when she finished explaining god affinities she paused to take a look at Harry. And when she saw how confused and awed he looked, she laughed so hard she had to press her sides.

"Gods are just too powerful. No question why they are war junkies." He shook his head and sighed. Once Sarah composed herself she continued.

"There's a reason why they are the beings above the rest, dah. Now let's get into your demonic and human heritage. Magic decided to give lesser beings a different kind of affinity, one that is connected to the earth and its elements. Demons are connected to everything dark. The shadows, the void, the night, dark places, and all that kind of stuff, aside from that, demons have an affinity to one particular sin and their magic is based on that sin and nothing else, other than the affinity with everything dark. You are the descendant of Lilith, the representation of lust. She cursed her blood because she got tired of her daughters suffering the same kind of treatment that she suffered. For those of succubus heritage, their daughters would not be able to access their powers related to the sin of lust. Of course, the bint forgot about incubuses which are male. And well, a drunk and horny incubus fucked a hippogriff and created the veela race. And there's also you the first incubus since before the creation of humanity. Teenage-hood isn't going to be easy for you, or perhaps it'll be very easy, I don't know." Once again she paused but this time to breathe. "Now last but not least, human affinities. Wizards can use every magic created by their kind, although they tend to be more proficient in certain areas than others. Their natural affinities are one random element and usually, this element gives you a boost in certain types of magic; rituals, spells, curses, hexes, etc."

"That sounds all very good but how do I know which affinities I possess?" Sarah sighed at his eagerness and shook her head.

"They are represented by colours harry. I know what some of them mean and I can tell you. You said you saw a lake and that its water had a lot of colours. Do you remember which ones?

"I remember some of them, they were all mixed and all over the place. There was red, golden, black, yellow, pink, violet, green, white, and a few more that I don't remember. like I said, the water was all mixed and there were shades and it was very confusing."

"Well for how you describe it I can tell that your magic took the shape of water for 2 reasons: how mixed your 3 heritages are and your natural affinity towards water. And the colours well, black is your demonic affinity, pink is your affinity with lust, red is destruction, green is death, yellow is fertility, golden creation, violet the dead and white life. Except for yellow and pink the rest are main domains. So for now we know that you are the god of darkness, destruction and creation as well as life, death and the dead. That's an interesting combination, and we are yet to know the full extent of your domains." I'm very impressed as well as happy. "Companion of the god of creation." that's a very nice title to have.

Just then Dudley brought them the breakfast with his mother in tow.

"h-h-here it is. Hope you e enjoy it" Dudley stood there watching them with a lot of fear in his eyes, hoping he didn't fucked up.

"Let's try it shall we?" at Sarah's nod both started eating

"It's not bad, it could be better but it's eatable. You pass, now go to Dylan's and don't come back until midnight." The were-whale spawn nodded and walked shakingly to the front door.

"Now you go and buy me clothes, don't come back until you have at least 150 pieces of clothing, from underwear to suits. And it better be good, someone like me has to wear the best of the best. Don't care about the brand, it has to be of quality" he dismissed her and continued with his breakfast.

"Another way of getting more power is by worship. The more people worship you the more power they give you. I forgot about that. It's not that it matters right now, you don't have enough training to perform "miracles", which means that no one will follow you."

"And how do I train?" Harry deflated after listening that he wouldn't be worshipped for some time yet.

"First you're going to spend 3 years connecting to the different parts of yourself, then you are gonna start to study the books that your mothers left you. Also, I'm going to be teaching you a lot of different concepts about magic and as much as I can about the wizarding world and the sacred gardens" at that Harry grunted.

"Sounds like a lot of work. I don't think Harry is a good name for a god. "all hail the God of destruction Harry." "Kneel before the God of life Harry." Sounds like shit. Also with the number of domains that I have wouldn't it be better to have different names? So I don't attract a lot of attention before it's necessary?" Sarah looked at him with wide eyes. The kids smart gotta give him that.

"Yes, that's actually a very good idea. We can pretend to be an old pantheon with a lot of minor deities. If we do that they are bound to ignore us. For now, you can be the god of life and fertility, the god of death and destruction, the god creation, the god of the dead and all that is dark and the god of lust." Sarah offered with a thoughtful expression.

"That sounds about right, we can later add the rest. Also, there has to be goddesses as well, I doubt that a pantheon with only gods can be functional." He said the last part and chuckled.

"Again with the smart suggestions, looks like food inspires you." the both of them laughed lightly. "For the goddess of life and fertility, you can be called Vash, Exon for the god of death and destruction, and thiz for the goddess of creation."

"Sounds good to me, the goddess of the dead and all that is dark should be called Laira and the god of lust Ud." They both nodded.

"Also we should call it the forgotten pantheon. It'll attract peoples' attention while making the rest of the pantheons ignore us even more. Minor pantheons are always dying and coming back, and they are always ignored."

"When I'm ready to perform miracles, even small ones we can make a few anonymous copies of a book titled "small deities of the UK: the forgotten pantheon." The mini-god and his companion kept making plans and laughing at other people suffering, well, Sarah laughed at other people suffering, Harry just smiled.