Ok first for some god damn reason some words were cut out of the final draft and the Youtube link looked fucked so sorry about that I will probably remove it.

Anyway on story updates The Best Of The Brave is underway however I am running into writer's block so it's going to take a bit and I may write a Worm Story in the coming months.

That's about it, now On with the Show!

Stargate: A Paragon's Dream

The Boarding action And The Debriefing.


1998, April 21st

Earth High Orbit

Goa'uld Mothership (Apophis)

Commander Legion Blitz

Personal Shuttle


"All right boys and girls listen the Fuck Up!" I shout into the cargo bay.

"We are going board this ship and take the enemy commander alive for questioning and capture and useful tech and supplies" I brief.

"So no pressure," I say with a grin.

Oh, the things I could find on this thing….Hell, maybe I should just fix this thing up or at least modify the hull for practical use.

And unlike the pirates, My mods don't Suck Ass Ha!

*BANG*

"ALRIGHT BOYS IT'S KILLING TIME" I shout.

They yell back with approval.

The cargo bay doors open.

"KILL THEM ALL!"

And death comes to all.

A barrage of bullets and lasers shoot out of the cargo bay killing all in the way.

I draw out my gun which is a revolver which is something all self-proclaimed badass must-have.

….Why do I have the feeling I am being made fun of right now?

Anyway back to murdering assholes!

And once again I thank lady luck for these marines.

I had saved 2 Battalion sized marine corps from one battlefield after clearing out some Remnant fleets from the system.

And in return for saving them, I allowed them to serve on my fleet as the Dominion they knew was gone forever.

And boy they came in handy when we did raids we fucking killed it!

*BOOM BOOM BOOM*

Oh, More fun time!

I grab a grenade and throw it at a group of dumbass.

*BOOM*

I LOVE MY JOB!


*15 MINUTES LATER*


Well, that was fun!

I look at the multiple stacks of corpses and grin to myself at the great job my marines did.

"Thank you lady luck," I say wiping a fake tear from my eye.

"Sir what are your orders now," The lead Marine says.

"Go throughout the vessel and kill all in your way if they surrender knock them out and bring them here, everyone else is free game, I am going along with 5 marines to the bridge and capturing the captain" I order grinning the entire time.

"Sir yes sir" He quickly salutes and then runs off with the rest of his squad.

"ALL RIGHT BOYS TIME TO TAKE THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!" I yell out as we sprint down the corridor.

*BANG BANG BANG*

3 down!

I keep shooting down the corridor with my marines providing fire support.

We keep ruining and gunning through the ship killing all in our way.


*15 MINUTES LATER*


"TELL ME WHERE IT IS DIRTBAG!" I scream into the face of a soldier.

"I will never tell you anything!" He shouts back.

I nod and shoot him in the face emptying my entire clip into him.

I curse as I reload.

God damnit that was the third guy that refused to talk!

"Damnit, Squad 1! Status report?" I ask on coms

"Sir we have managed to clear two decks and have managed to find what appears to be a Mainframe room and are trying to access it however we are having a hard time interfacing it as its language is unknown"

"Well did you try your PDA's to translate?" I ask sometimes people forget that.

"We did and the closest it got was something called 'Ancient Egyptian'"

….what the fuck is an 'Ancient Egyptian'?

Ok, you know what, fuck that noise.

"Alright listen up, head back to the shuttle and grab the Bata A.I. core so it can translate the mainframe and for the love of god make sure to bring a buddy with you I don't want a repeat of the last time we did this shit" I order.

I swear the one time I raid a Pirate station and they Lose the shuttle.

"Yes Sir"

"Ok boys while they do that shit we keep moving," I say.

"" Sir yes Sir""

I nod we continue going through the ship and start checking doors.

After opening 3 doors we find a…..I think it is an armory I say mainly because of all the staff-looking weapons we keep finding on the enemy.

I take note of this room to be looted later.

We keep moving mowing down all in our path.

*VOM BOOM*

Suddenly a plasma blast takes out a marine we look down the corridor and see….oh shit that's a cannon…..OH SHIT.

"COVER!" I shout as everyone dives for cover with more plasma blasts destroying bits and pieces of the hallway.

More fire pours out of the hallway with I am guessing more enemies coming to reinforce this checkpoint.

"Squad 1 are you interfaced with the mainframe yet?!" I shout into the comms as we try to return fire.

"The A.I. is almost here 2 minutes out and probably other 5 to access it"

*BOOM*

"WE DON'T HAVE THAT LONG" I shout into the comms.

….Ok plan B.

"Wrath's End do you read me?" I say into the comms.

"We read you, commander"

"I need you to hone on my IFF beacon and fire on the hallway with your tactual laser!" I say.

"…copy that commander you and your boys better get to cover and brace it's going to be a big one"

"Got it, EVERYONE MAG BOOTS ON AND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR HELMETS ON!" I shout to my squad.

They nod and active everything they need.

I peek around the corner and see the enemy starting to move up.

"ANY TIME NOW WRATH!"

"Firing in 5"

*BOOM*

"4"

*BANG*

"3"

"KILL THEM IN THE NAME OF APOPHIS!"

"2"

*BOOM BOOM BANG BOOM*

"1 FIRING!"

While in holovids the instant the laser hits something it explodes not for the tactical laser.

The Tactical laser is not meant to penetrate armor it's meant to put pressure on a shield in order for it to expend more flux powering the shield, however, if it hits armor it will take a while to melt through but it will melt.

At first, the wall to our right just looks like it's heating up….and then 2 minutes later it's glowing hot.

The enemy stops fire to figure out what the hell is going on and we take that time to close the door behind us and get into position.

And after 30 seconds…

*VOOOOMMMMMMM*

A great green beam shoots out and into the next wall and as soon as it came it disappeared leavening a giant hole in the wall….into space.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

They scream as they are sucked into space while the rest of us hold on for dear life from the depressurization.

Finally, it stops after 5 minutes and we look out to see that all of the enemies are gone and in space with…terrified looks etched onto their faces.

I grimaced at it.

"Come on… let's go" I order.

They nod and follow behind me.


*9 MINUTES LATER*


"SIR! We've done it we can access the mainframe!"

"Oh good, they would have come in handy 9 MINUTES AGO YOU DUMBASS!" I shout into my comms piece.

"y-yea sorry about that sir"

" *Sigh* Just point me to the bridge please we are on a time limit now," I ask.

"Yes sir just head two more corridors forward and then take a left and then go up 4 decks and then once there just head forward then once at that junction take a left and a right and then the door in front of you should be the bridge"

"Copy that moving now," I say as we start running toward the bridge.

As we do my thoughts turn to what's been happing as much of this shit does not make a lick of god damn sense.

Like where the hell are the orbital defenses as even 200 years after the collapse Earth should have had the most advanced defenses as while not really the capital….actual I don't remember where it is…maybe I should look at the star charts again.

And of course, there were those people on the other ship that said these guys were here to enslave the Earth and I will admit I do have a tendency to overreact to shit, and maybe I should have talked a bit more instead of jumping the gun and firing first.

….Fuck maybe I should have ju-no no what's done is done we move on, and then we worry and overthink ourselves later.

…Uh we here….I really need to start paying attention more.

As we go up to the door we stack up.

I take out some flash bags and nod to the guy nearest to the door.

He nods back and opens it slightly.

I throw them in and the fireworks light off!

"AGGGHHHH KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL!"

Energy blasts start pelting the door.

"Fuck it throw every nad you got!" I order as we open the door again now under fire from staff weapons and we chuck every nad we got into the bridge.

*BOOM FLASH VHOOM*

As the smoke starts to clear we can see most of the bridge crew dead….except Mr. Glowy Eyes.

"I WILL RELISH KILLING YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN"

"Fat chance, LIGHT HIM THE FUCK UP" I yell as me and my squad starts shooting.

He opens up his arm again and a glowing shield appears out of thin air.

"Okkk…. let's do this the hard way," I say as I rush in and tackle him.

"GET OFF OF ME YOU VRMIN," Mr. Glowy says.

"How about I just knock you the fuck out?" I say arrogantly.

Before I can lay into him he punches me in the gut.

"MOTHERFUCKER!" I yell out.

I am wearing power armor for fucks sake how the hell did that hurt?

I roll off of him clutching my gut, seriously how the hell did he do that?!

He then gets up and jumps on me and tries to cave in my face in.

I block that and taking this time throw him off me and as he hits the ground I take the opportunity to punch his face.

As we both start to get up he speaks again.

"Insignificant Worm….I am going to enjoy finding and destroying everything you love"

"….NOT MY HENTAI MANGAS!" I roar.

And with that, I kick him in the balls.

HARD.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"


*MEANWHILE ON THE OTHER MOTHERSHIP*

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Carter, what is that?" O'Neill asks.

"It seems to be coming from the comms system…I think we are still connected to Apophis's mothership but I have no idea who is screaming" Carter responds.

"Ok, also Teal'c why are you smiling?" O'Neill asks.

"Because I know who is screaming that would be Apophis and I am currently relishing it" He responds.

"…Okkkk….do you know why?" O'Neill asks

"I do not"

*BACK ON APOPHIS'S MOTHERSHIP*


"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh…I WILL KILL YOU FOR THAT" The asshole screams.

Ok, I am 150% DONE WITH THIS.

I grab my gun and shoot out both his legs.

"And now that is done, Marines make sure you tie him up and get him back on the Reckoning, Squad 2 status report," I ask on comms.

"Sir all critical areas are cleared, the ship is ours"

"Excellent the day is ours and we got a shit done of new shit and loot!" I say excitedly.

"All right boys you know the drill, Kill any stragglers, take everything that's not bolted down, and steal everything from the computer!" I order to everyone on comms.

A loud cheer answers me and I smile.


*8 HOURS LATER*

1998, April 21st

Earth High Orbit

Paragon Battleship=The Remnants Reckoning

Commander Legion Blitz


As I walk into the conference room I see all of my High ranking officers there waiting for me.

On the right side is Captain Jacob, Captain of the Astral fleet carrier The Building Swarm and also the main commander of military forces of the fleet and a close friend of mine.

On the left side, we have Captain Mercy, Captain of the Superfreighter God's Mercy, and also the main commander of the civilian members of the fleet and a former Persean League administrator.

"So what's our haul?" I ask.

"Well sir we have managed to grab and salvage multiple Plasma turrets and weapons from the ships and the battlefield and also multiple Blueprints, Fighters, Bombers and a special item from the other ship" Jacob reports.

"Fucking A, what do we know about the item?" I ask grinning.

"Not much really, the material it's made out of is nothing I or any of the boys have ever seen, Hell we scanned it with the help of 3 Alpha A.I. cores and they came up with nothing from Remnant or Dominion archives" He stated with an annoyed expression.

Oh, fucking wonderful I got something that I have no idea what to do with!

But before I can start ranting Mercy speaks up.

"While we don't know what it's made out of we do know what it does and with I think we can finally settle down a colony somewhere!" She says excitedly.

I pause at this.

I have been wanting to settle down for a while to 1. Use the blueprints and multiple special items like the NanoForge and the Fullerene Spool and 2. To make a permanent base of operation to resupply at.

But the problem that I have always had was 1. Everyone did not like me as I was aliened with Tri-Tachyon which while giving me access to my personal baby had really not made me any friends among the sector and 2. Was the fact that all the habitable worlds near the core worlds were desert worlds or already taken and I wanted to settle near the Core worlds so we could have more trade and people coming in.

But now…..

"How would it help?" I ask.

She grins.

"it's a miniature Gate"

*Silence….*

"Do you mean what I think you mean?" I ask with hesitation clear in my voice.

"Yes! From what the enemy ship computers say about it, it seems to be able to transport people from one planet to another instantaneously allowing trade and commerce to follow like a river" She explains.

"So while not as big and good as Dominion Gates in the terms of transporting goods and people it's good enough for our purposes," She says.

"A very good find, now to address the Onslaught in the room, do we know if this is Earth?" I ask.

Jacob speaks first.

"Yes sir we've checked and triple check the star charts and pictures from the Dominion Era it's Earth but it….well either we've gone back in time or into whole different universe I don't know that's for the egg heads to figure out but this is not the Earth of the Dominion Era and from what the VIP team we contacted on the ship have told us, Also side note commander they are called SG-1 so I will refer to them as such in the future, we are in the year 1998 on April 21st" He reports.

….Well shit.


That's all for today folks!

Thanks for reading!

Please review I read them all!

Also, earth is going to get ships earlier in canon than in the series so I am debating what ship set to give them.

Hope you enjoyed it!