Celestia Arena 32 (Night 1) March 26th, 2022
Chapter 1: Dumpster Match!
Commentary Team:
Glynda (RWBY) Face
Abnes (Neptunia) Heel
Kashin (Moe! Ninja Girls) Face
Theme Song: Written In The Stars (Tinie Tampah)
Celestia Arena is back in the skies for this one! It's been 5 years since it has been here! Pyro goes off and the live crowd cheer loudly.
Abnes: Hey everyone! It's your girl Abnes here! We are live at Celestia Arena 32, in Celestia! The entire world is watching this special two night event!
Glynda: To celebrate this? We're hosting a backstage party!
Kashin: And that party's host is Sailor Jupiter!
We cut backstage to Sailor Jupiter, microphone in hand. She gets a big pop. Other stars are backstage too, eating cakes, drinking tea or sodas. They talk too about the matches. Sailor Jupiter walks around and finds Makie. Makie is drinking punch. She gets a huge pop.
"Dummy pink! How do you plan on beating Cinder Fall tomorrow night?" Jupiter asked her.
"Oh! I plan on just giving my all! You know? I'll make sure she won't have backup. I'll prob ask the GM to make sure no outside interference happens." Makie tells Jupiter and then finishes her punch.
"Very well, Makie. Let's see who else is around." Jupiter walks around the party room and finds Sailor Saturn!
"Hello Jupiter. Tonight I defend my International championship. I will win this match and I will be champion forever. I got nothing to worry about. And-" Saturn gets cut off by Seryu.
"Hey hey hey. Listen Saturn, you got to have eyes behind your back. You know, in case Satsuki shows up. And by the way? I'll be taking your title for justice! Hahaha!" Seryu walks off laughing. She gets booed heavily.
"Satsuki….if you dare show up tonight? Make no mistake you will be dealt with. Once I'm done retaining my title? I'll be coming for you at WrestleMania." Saturn says and she walks off.
"Well, it's time for our opening match! Back to you commentary team!" Jupiter says.
Glynda: Thank you Jupiter.
Abnes: The International Championship will be defended tonight in a fatal-4-way! And look who is in the crowd! Former JWW champion: The CPU of Planeptune! Neptune!
Neptune in her CPU form waves at the camera being a guest appearance on this show as a viewer. She's officially retired.
Kashin: Now it is time for Celestia Arena 32 to begin!
The bell rings and a dumpster is on the outside of the ring. "Ladies and gentlemen! It is time for Celestia Arena 32!" Says the ring announcer. The 10000 fans cheer loudly. Fireworks go off as they hype up this major event!
"And now! Our opening match for night 1! This match is a no DQ dumpster match! The only to win is to Incapacitate your opponent and put them inside the dumpster and close the lid. Now, introducing first!"
The lights go dark and smoke appears at the entrance ramp. Evangeline makes her way down to the ring. Evangeline gets her name introduced and gets booed.
Glynda: This match is a serious one. If Evangeline wins, she'll get placed into the Universal Title match tomorrow night! And Nástenka will be no more in JWW!
Abnes: But if Chachamaru wins, Evangeline must return Nástenka's battery or else she will be suspended for 6 months!
Kashin: What a match to begin Celestia Arena 32! As we are back in this holy place of the CPUS.
Evangeline poses in the ring and removes her black cloak after. "And her opponent! She is the General Manager assistant, Chachamaru!" The Robot now turned Android, makes her way down to the ring. Chachamaru looks at the big dumpster and then gets into the ring. The bell rings and the fans chant Chachamaru over and over!
Evangeline just smirks at Chachamaru. Chachamaru goes straight for her! Evangeline using her quickness, ducks a clothesline and kicks Chachamaru into the corner where she stood. Evangeline stomps away, only to get shoved down! Chachamaru grabs Evangeline and tosses her down.
The fans cheer! Chachamaru taunts her former master! This enraged her! The vampire runs at Chachamaru, only to meet a big boot to the face!
Glynda: Complete domination by Chachamaru to kick off Celestia Arena 32!
Abnes: Evangeline needs to win this if she wants to get into the main event on night 2 against Makie Sasaki and Cinder Fall. Come on Evangeline! Beat this piece of junk!
Chachamaru carries Evangeline over to the dumpster, she opens the lid with one hand and prepares to dump her former master inside for the win. Evangeline gauges Chachamaru and is free. Evangeline sweeps Chachamaru off her feet! Evangeline then jumping elbow drops twice and adds a leg drop!
Evangeline leaps to the top turnbuckle and spread her arms out. She jumps off and body splashes into Chachamaru!
Kashin: Evangeline had taken over!
Evangeline poses to the audience and gets boos. Purple Heart sitting in the front row shakes her head, she along with the other CPUS retired in 2014. Evangeline sees her and sticks her tongue at her. Evangeline goes back to Chachamaru and stomps away at her body.
Evangeline then grabs her head. "I'm going to win! You piece of scrap metal! I'm your master and always will be! And once I beat you? I'll go to Night 2 and defeat Cinder and Makie and become Universal Champion! You'll address me as Master and Champion! You understand!?" Evangeline yells at Chachamaru's face and after that she punched her over and over to heavy boos. They are soooooo loud too!
Evangeline goes to the dumpster and gets it open. She slowly gets Chachamaru and lifts her up. The android however counters and gets her arms around Evangeline. She then throws her across the ring with a German Suplex! Evangeline is dazed by this and rolls out of the ring. The lid of the dumpster closes automatically.
Evangeline picks herself up at the commentary team's table. Chachamaru gets out of the ring and grabs her. Chachamaru slams her face first into the table! Then slams her into the ring post! Chachamaru goes over to the time keeper area and grabs a steel chair. Evangeline is crawling away from her, and towards the big dumpster.
Evangeline slowly makes it back to her feet, turns around and gets hit in the head with the steel chair! Evangeline goes down! Chachamaru can end this! The dumpster opens up as Chachamaru drags her former master by the arm.
"This is over." Chachamaru carries her and lifts her high. Chachamaru accidentally uses a bit too much force and Evangeline is thrown across the dumpster and into the floor! The fans gasp.
Glynda: Oh my gods!
Abnes: Evangeline was thrown across the dumpster! She flew and crashed hard!
Chachamaru gets the steel chair back as Evangeline is on her back busted open. She slowly starts moving again. Chachamaru hits Evangeline in the back! Evangeline groans and falls back down as she up to her knees before she got hit.
Chachamaru drops the steel chair and gets the vampire to her feet. Suddenly Evangeline grabs Chachamaru and shoves her headfirst into the steel steps! Evangeline groans some more and goes back down, as does Chachamaru.
The fans chant and clap: THIS IS AWESOME!
Even Purple Heart is clapping along with the fans.
Chachamaru gets the steel chair into the ring and goes back into it, likewise Evangeline. Both start to exchange blows. They cheer when Chachamaru strikes Evangeline and boo when Evangeline strikes Chachamaru. Evangeline then superkicks Chachamaru, then jumping DDTs her!
Evangeline pants and tries to roll Chacha over, but she sees the steel chair. She kicks it out of the ring and goes to the outside and gets a kendo stick from under the ring. Evangeline gets back into ring and waits for Chachamaru to get back up. Once she does? The vampire swings at her with the kendo stick. Chachamaru grabs it though and yanks it out of her former master's hands!
WHAM! Evangeline gets struck in the head and goes down! The kendo stick is broken!
Glynda: Did you hear that!?
Abnes: The power!
Chachamaru tosses it away and gets Evangeline back up and sets her up for the Claymore Kick, Nástenka's finisher. Chachamaru runs to the ropes and whiplashes herself back to Evangeline. Evangeline quickly avoids it though! The vampire jumps and gets a sleeper hold on Chachamaru.
Chachamaru quickly throws her down. Evangeline flying crossbodies Chachamaru and both go over the ropes and both land on their feet. Chachamaru then chases Evangeline around the ring. Evangeline stops running and elbow strikes Chachamaru in the face.
Chachamaru staggers to the announce table.
Evangeline grabs steel steps and tosses it at Chachamaru! She goes down.
Blood is still on Evangeline's face. She pants and then grabs Chachamaru and then pulls her right arm off!
Glynda: Evangeline!
Abnes: Good! Dismantle her!
Kashin: Smart move by the vampire.
Evangeline raises Chachamaru's right arm in the air to heavy booing. Evangeline throws it away and then she gets Chachamaru into the ring. Evangeline smirks and gets the steel chair that caused her head to be busted open. She then hits Chachamaru in the back! She hits her again! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAINAGAINAGAINAGAIN!
Abnes: Evangeline is destroying Chachamaru!
Glynda: For the love of the Goddesses! Enough!
Kashin: Evangeline is pouring out her anger.
The steel chair is dented and broken. Evangeline glares down at a sparking Chachamaru. "BOOOOOOO!" The heavy booing continues.
Evangeline hits Chachamaru one last time and tosses the broken chair into the dumpster. It remains open. "This ends now!" Evangeline yells at the crowd. Evangeline grabs a motionless Chachamaru and drags her to the dumpster. Evangeline dumps her in! And the lid closes!…..the bell didn't ring though.
Kashin: Chachamaru's arm is not in!
Evangeline grumbles in annoyance and rolls out of the ring and goes to Chachamaru's right arm. She grabs it and gets back into the ring and goes to the dumpster. It opens and Chachamaru stands up and grabs Evangeline by the throat! She shoves her down with force and gets back into the ring! She still sparks, however. Evangeline is back to her feet and rushes Chachamaru.
CLAYMORE! Chachamaru hits Evangeline with Nástenka's finisher! Evangeline flips and crashes down! She's out! The fans cheer like crazy! Chachamaru carries Evangeline with one arm and the dumpster opens up. Chachamaru dumps her former master in and the dumpster closes!
DING DING DING! Chachamaru is victorious!
"Here is your winner! Chachamaruuuuuu!" The announcer says and the fans cheer loudly. Chachamaru raises her good arm up and holds her right arm. Chachamaru still sparks too. She'll need a full repair. Chachamaru gets cheers.
Glynda: What a match! Evangeline thought she had this match won. She needed all of Chachamaru in the dumpster. This cost her the match.
Abnes: Evangeline had this won! If only she didn't remove Chachamaru's right arm.
Kashin: It was a brutal match to kick off Celestia Arena 32! Congrats to Chachamaru!
Chachamaru raises her arm again to loud cheers. She then heads to the back and requests to meet with Lady Zina for a repair. The dumpster gets dragged away with the vampire still in it as match 2 is underway.
