Written by Joseph Ida
1A
Synopsis: So in this game, all of the students of Oorai decided to play this new game Anteater Team has introduced them to. Some students have the basic mechanics nailed down while others are struggling. In the end, this results in four students coming out on top and achieving world domination.
Characters as countries:
Miho: Norway
Saori: Netherlands
Hana: Australia
Yukari: Poland
Mako: France
Riko: German Reich
Takako: Italy
Saemonza: China
Oryou: Japan
Anzu: Finland
Momo: United Kingdom
Yuzu: Romania
Noriko: Soviet Union
Taeko: Hungary
Shinobu: Canada
Akebi: Denmark
Azusa: United States of America
Ayumi: Brazil
Aya: Greece
Karina: South Africa
Yuuki: New Zealand
Saki: Bulgaria
Midoriko: Iran
Nozomi: Philippines
Moyoko: Austria
Satoko: Yugoslavia
Hoshino: Luxembourg
Suzuki: Turkey
Tsuchiya: Belgium
Nekota: British Raj
Momoga: Mexico
Piyotan: Bolivia
DLC: All DLC
Mods: Vanilla (No Mods)
"I would like to say thank you for joining this game tonight since we made everyone get the game." Piyotan began as she was speaking on behalf of everyone, everyone had selected their countries they would be playing as.
"I hope that we have fun tonight as being the commander for my tank is hard work." Miho told them as Piyotan nodded.
"Okay I am starting the game so you know the rules, no declaring until 1938 and we'll play until 1949 and whoever has the most amount of land plus world domination for the faction at the end would win okay." Piyotan laid out the rules as she soon pushed play. The time was 1936 so might as well get those focuses done.
"I am going straight for the industry." Anzu told them that was what she was going to head down first. Mako was confused on what she should do first.
"What do I do first in France? I feel lost." Mako told her as Momoga went to help Mako out on this.
"You see your debuffs right? Try getting to Strengthen the Government as fast as possible to get rid of a Disjointed Government so you don't collapse very quickly." Momoga told her that was the best path to go down. Mako just laughed at her.
"I will try." Mako told Momoga as Miho, Nekota and Hana laughed.
"Hey can I go use the bathroom? I will need to fix myself up. Can you slow the game down to three speed please?" Saori asked as she wanted the game to slow down a bit so she didn't miss anything. Piyotan looked at her as she soon gave her answer.
"No." Piyotan responded. Anzu, Momo and Yuzu laughed as it was clear that they weren't going to let Saori get up to use the toilet. Saori soon began to retort back to them.
"Next time I am host and any of you decide that you need to use the bathroom I will say No and you will all have to get up and use the bathroom as much as I do." Saori noticed they were going at 2 speed now as Momoga began speaking.
"Momo is lagging 30 hours behind." Momoga stated as Saori got up and left to use the bathroom. Momo soon began shouting.
"My computer is a potato, it cannot keep up with whatever Anteater team is using. I cannot handle all of this lag!" Momo shouted as Hana, Miho and Nekota burst out laughing. Momo soon looked at whoever was laughing as she soon began shouting. "Why are you laughing? I am being dead serious about this, this isn't funny!" They ignored her as Miho soon began speaking.
"I think the big reality of this is that Momo cannot keep up and we need to slow her potato down so she can keep up." Miho responded as she decided to get herself another focus done. Momo looked at her as she began to speak to her.
"Shut up Miho." Momo responded as Miho laughed. Soon Momo was all caught up as they were now heading four speed again. Momo soon spoke. "For this I am going to get Riko to invade you in 38."
"What?" Miho spoke out worried that she wasn't going to be ready to defend against a war in 38.
A little while later, Azusa was looking for ways to get rid of her debuffs as she was now looking for ways to do so but she wanted production of equipment from Anzu.
"Hey Anzu do you know how to move from the Undisturbed Isolation economy since I want to purchase and start producing your planes?" Azusa told Anzu as Anzu looked at her as she would be impressed.
"Purchase my planes, I can use a Civ from you so I can continue building my factories faster." Anzu told her as Piyotan decided to force herself into the conversation.
"Azusa you have Undisturbed Isolation the only way you can get out of this is if you do the Giant awakens, you have the biggest economy in the world but it is not suggested you make any products that are from other countries." Piyotan told her that she needed to get herself free by doing the focuses, and soon something popped up.
News event: The Spanish Civil war!
A civil war has erupted in Spain! Several generals seeking to overthrow the current government in Madrid have issued a pronunciamento, and a large portion of the Spanish Armed Forces have answered their call to arms.
This right-wing Nationalist faction has occupied much of Spain, including the overseas territories.
Loyalist forces and volunteers have assembled under the left-wing Republican government, determined to resist the putsch to their last breath.
The battle for Spain has begun.
"It's a good thing that none of us are playing in Spain." Yuzu responded as she knew they would need to spectate this event to see how it would unfold. Nekota soon began speaking as she requested some aid.
"Hey Momo can you civ boost me so I can build some more factories Nyaa?" Nekota asked as she wanted to receive some more factories for her country. Momo looked at Nekota as she was having a bad time with her country as she was clueless on what to do.
"How many times do I have to say no!" Momo shouted as if she was going to throw her keyboard across the room. Anzu and Yuzu looked at their fellow classmate as it was clear she was becoming very quick to anger. "Build your own factories and hold your own lines!"
"Man Momo is becoming angry and I think she means it." Yuzu said as she was a little worried. Anzu wasn't too concerned.
"What focus is she going down? I know this might be our first time playing this game so she's having a hard time adjusting to the game." Yukari responded as she decided to put all her divisions on exercise mode.
"She's going down, I don't know what path." Hana responded as she had no clue on what path Momo was taking. She soon decided to change the subject up a bit as she soon began to speak about her friend. "You know Mako is going to bring Napoleon back. She has removed the Disjointed Government already." Hana remarked on what choices Mako was making. The others were astonished as they noticed Mako was making up her mind.
"Wow she managed to do all of this but I don't know what she is going to do next in terms of this." Saori was looking at Mako's focus tree when something happened. A black screen with a bunch of names popped up as it was clear some of the students must have crashed. Miho was beginning to read it.
"Akebi, Ayumi, Yuuki, Midoriko, Nozomi, Moyoko, Hoshino and Suzuki have desynced and left the game, turn AI on?" Miho read as it appeared that a good chunk of the server had vanished before them. Miho soon had to ask Piyotan who was the host in all of this.
"Uhhh…. Sure." Piyotan told her as she turned on the button for the AI to come, this gave her a good opportunity as she knew she needed to ask the question. "Did everyone clear their Cache before they joined the game?"
"We didn't because this is our first time playing." Yukari told them as she continued to train up more polish divisions. Mako soon grinned as she knew that one of their teams, Mallard Team, had up and left the game.
"There goes the entire Morale's committee." Mako smiled as soon another event began to make an appearance: Marco Polo Bridge incident.
"Looks like Saemonza and Oryou are at war with each other as we are praying they know how to at least create a frontline." Momoga responded as she was hoping that the history nerds knew what they were going to do in the game. Piyotan soon declared war on the country Ayumi was playing. She was hoping that this was going to go fast.
"Are you kidding me, I know I can achieve world domination in 44 give me some time." Riko told everyone she was playing on their plans. Momo was fired up as she knew she wanted to challenge Riko to a war.
"You want war?!" Momo shouted from her microphone. Riko knew it was a challenge for her.
"Yeah bring it on!" Riko shouted as she went ahead to set up a war goal but before she could finish a peace deal was called, it was Takako as she finished up her conquest in Ethiopia.
"I'm taking all of this land." Takako responded as she annexed Ethiopia for herself. Soon the peace deal was over as Riko soon knew she needed to focus all her attention and resources on Momo. Riko soon began to speak to Takako.
"It's 1938 and you just finished your conquest in Ethiopia?" Riko asked her as the Ethiopia conflict was supposed to take a couple of months and had taken 2 years to complete.
"Many of us are still new and trying to figure out the game. It's a reason why China looks so cursed now since not many of us know how this game works." Takako responded as Riko was ready to snap.
"Piyotan, kick Takako from the game." Riko insisted. Piyotan ignored her as Riko knew she needed to clap Momo's cheeks from the game.
Another year went by as everyone was still preparing for the war as Erwin and Momo were just shouting at each other. And it was getting to a breaking point.
"...and it is my reason why I am going to delete Yukari from the game and you cannot stop my panzer army." Riko had looked like she had lost her mind as she soon completed the focus: Danzig or War. Yukari saw the message as she refused her demands, the war was on.
"Ehh. If Riko wants war, I'll take it." Yukari shrugged as she had been relatively chill throughout the game. Riko soon made the first move as she began attacking with the tanks she had researched. Yukari looked at her as she wasn't that impressed.
"Riko, why are you attacking me with your tanks? They are dog shit." Yukari asked as her polish tanks were downright destroying her panzers. Yukari had been planning this moment the entire time as she knew it was time to do a massive counter attack. She soon released her divisions as they were now smashing through the piles of tanks that Riko had made.
"They are wonderful Panzers so why did you decide to make tanks that aren't superior to mine! NO!" Riko screamed as Yukari just laughed it off.
"Haha, Polish tanks go boom." That was all of Yukari's response as she began to attack the wrecked Panzer divisions of Riko. She had taken a good chunk of her territory as Momo decided to get a look on this. She knew what was happening.
"Yukari I was the one who was going to clap Riko you little dummy! I am going to go to war with you!" Momo shouted as she didn't like what was going on as she missed the opportunity to do what she needed but Mako was busy getting herself ready as one of her focuses now was to Avenge Waterloo. Momo was very angry about how this game was going until she noticed something. Mako was now at war with her. "FUCK!" She shouted in rage as Mako just smiled. She also declared war on Spain and Italy at the same time.
"How is Mako going to win a three front war with three countries at the same time?" Hana asked as she didn't know how Mako was going to pull it off. Mako knew exactly what to do.
"Observe." Mako responded as she began pushing straight into Spain and Italy Simultaneously while her ships went to the english fleet as she began to clap the english fleet.
"My ships! My glorious ships!" Momo stared in horror as Mako had sunk most of her fleet in this one battle. She knew enough was enough and she needed to put her foot down on this. "I'm calling my colonies to take care of this." She soon pushed the button to call her colonies in but the colonies had one word to say to her.
"No." Hana, Nekota, Shinobu, Karina and Yuuki said at the same time, they didn't want to be bothered with Momo's behavior as Momo was losing her African front as well. Mako had a plan for all of this.
"Drats!" Momo spat in rage Soon the first troops of Mako were landing on her shores as the rest of her navy got clapped by Mako. as the invasions were happening simultaneously. Spain had capitulated, it was soon followed shortly after by Riko as Yukari had seized the last chunks of her territory. Soon the peace deal was declared as Yukari began rubbing her hands together.
"You know what. I might as well do this?" Yukari asked as she soon began to take what she wanted most and in turn it was all of Riko's territory. Riko's country had been annexed. Soon Noriko declared war on Yukari. "Now this looks like a job for me." Yukari responded as Mako continued to fight Momo.
After a while Momo capitulated as all of her territory was up for grabs by Mako. Mako being the nice person she was decided to say this:
"I am completely annexing all the territories I have taken over as well as their colonies, no one is safe." Mako snickered as she decided to completely annex Spain's, Italy's and Uk's territories for herself. This resulted with all of the colonies becoming free. Yukari was busy with her soviet campaign so now she was fine.
"DAMN! I wanted to be able to finish off all of the world but the Soviet Union would give me a monumental boost in Civs and Mils then we can finish off France before it has a chance to curbstomp me into the ground." Yukari responded as war seemed inevitable with France.
"Well it looks like this game is so cursed, I'm afraid we might have to cut this game short as this map looks so cursed. Momo is just raging in the discord server when it was clearly her fault that she was fighting Mako who managed to be poggers by fighting three people and Spain at once and won as a result." Piyotan told the others on why they were ending early in 1945.
"It's fine most of us are tired anyway but this was a lot of fun, hopefully we can do this again." Miho nodded as she was watching the chaos unfold.
"When should the next game be?" Nekota asked as she was itching to play this again.
"Hopefully next weekend and we should get more people in on this." Piyotan told Nekota when they were going to play next time. Everyone just laughed as Piyotan ended the game.
[A/N: If you don't know what is going on but this is a humorous side project that is Girls Und Panzer based on Bokoen1's videos. It's called Hearts of Panzer 4 or HOI4/HOI IV. Any ideas for future projects must be left as reviews.
Also this was being written before Battle of Bosphorus DLC came out as well as the eventual Barbarossa DLC that will be coming out so those DLC's aren't covered.
