John Phoenix was wandering around in the forest because he was bored and wanted to surround himself with nature.
Just then, a kid with a mask appeared!
"Hya hya hya give me all your money!" said the mask kid.
"Go away, TROLL! My money is MY money, NOT YOURS!" said John Phoenix and he installed padlocks on his pockets so Skull Kid had to run away! But John Phoenix chased him! He followed Skull Kid through the trees until he reached a strange town with a clock tower in the middle of it.
"Where's the Skull Kid," said John Phoenix.
"That's what I want to know too," said a smiley man. "I'm the Happy Mask Salesman and that kid stole my mask, could you get it back for me."
"Get it yourself troll I'm busy!" said John Phoenix.
"Ah ah, but if you do it I'll pay you."
"Oh okay."
"Get it done quick please, I'm leaving in three days."
"Pfft," John Phoenix. "Give me three minutes."
John Phoenix used his psychic powers to detect Skull Kid's location and he was up on the clock tower roof.
However, the door was locked and it said it would open in three days.
John Phoenix smashed the door down!
He then went up the stairs and faced the Skull Kid on the roof.
"Well well well aren't we hasty-" said the Skull Kid but John Phoenix didn't let him finish.
John Phoenix leapt up to the Skull Kid and grabbed his face! He tugged and tugged on the mask until it came off his face!
"You rotten little shit I'll KILL YOU!" shouted Majora's Mask!
But then John Phoenix performed an exorcism on the mask so it did not kill him so it went to jail for perjury.
"Thanks for getting my mask back John Phoenix!" said the Happy Mask Man and he paid him 100000 rupees.
But John Phoenix could only carry 99 rupees!
"OBJECTION!"
The End!
