"Is this how I die from dumb food poisoning?" I said being in a void of darkness "No you will not'" said a voice as a bright light fills the void as I close my eyes to block out the light, I open my eyes to see I'm in a baby crib...wait minute I look at myself to see I was in the body of a baby

ok, so reincarnation is real, I then scream loudly which thanks to my new fucking dumb body I was crying instead, I then checked my skin and to my joy, my skin was still a dark brown, most would probably check their private place to see what they had, I'm pretty sure I'm still a male

I then stop my screaming or crying, as a 24-year-old woman who long brown hair that is cut in a hime-cut style and her clothing consist is that of a nurse, she then performs the hand seals Rat → Ram → Dog like was in Naruto, her right hand then glows green, she places it on my belly, I then felt something weird enter me it left, she holds her chin

"weird he was just born and yet he already has unbalanced chakra, his spiritual energy is the amount of a teenager who never trained in chakra not really any to brag about" the nurse said with no interest at all, wow what a bitch and seriously what the fuck I'm in Naruto or a world similar to it strange

once the nurse left, I decided to go into a messy lotus position and close my eyes, if I'm right meditation would help me increase the spiritual energy side of my chakra or giving me a talent for genjutsu, once I get older I'll try to increase my physical energy which I'll do by training like kid Goku or rock lee

After an hour of meditation, I saw a tiny blue flame in a void of darkness after a minute of deciding, I grab the tiny flame after grabbing it was like feeling power, myself, and emotions, after that the open eyes being back in the baby crib

I then decide to test something, I place my hand in my mouth after a minute of searching I found a tiny fang growing, nice I get to keep my somewhat fangs from my last life, after that I tried practicing the hand seals from what I can remember from Naruto, on that note when was I born in Naruto's timeline

I wonder can use chakra to stand on my feet, on that note I begin adding chakra to my legs and feet, with help of my new found chakra I roughly stand and shakily walk around the baby crib for 5 minutes with each step I feel my chakra getting lower and lower, eventually I fall down going to sleep in hot sweat using so much of my chakra

after 12 hours of sleep I felt that my chakra was restored, ok time to plan, most people would probably want to be a ninja but me nope I have dreams to be an inventor, engineer, or a scientist besides I have morals, ninjas kill plain and simple it's just not for me

I wonder what I can do with yang release but it's not explored in the Naruto series, Masashi Kishimoto you can't introduce a good concept and not explored it fucking dumb ass, but from what I know yang release is a nature-based on physical energy and the only ones who have used it was the Akimichi clan who use Yang Release to increase the size of their own bodies

after a few minutes of deciding, I gather most of my physical energy and a tiny amount of spiritual energy mixing it into chakra and make it leak out of my finger which appears as a tiny white chakra aura covering the tip of my finger

after a few minutes of deciding, I move the white chakra into my tiny fingernail and bend it to grow and get sharper in which works I then turn it back to normal, after thinking about something I move the white chakra into the outer part of the brain of my brain, the cerebrum

which controls reading, thinking, learning, speech, emotions and planned muscle movements like walking. It also controls vision, hearing and other senses if I'm right I can make myself smarter and calculate my thoughts more efficiently, I then make my brain's cerebrum stronger

I then gasp "holy shit that felt weird" I said with surprise, wait what but I'm a baby and can talk, wait the cerebrum controls speech and I made it stronger, I then place my hand on my forehand feeling hot sweat "shit I must have lost a lot chakra and energy" I mumbled before passing out

after 12 hours of sleep, I wake up to be held by a nurse feeding me something tasting similar to milk after a minute or so the nurse puts me backs in the baby crib before getting another bottle of milk and moving on to another baby

I then decide to do something that may be dumb, I use Yang Release to make one of my fingernails grow and got sharper and that I slash my right hand with the somewhat weaponize nail making it bleed

after that I turn my hand back to normal, I then applied my left hand to the cut and I send chakra into it, accelerating my body's natural healing abilities and a few minutes later I removed my left hand to see my right-hand back healed and looking like I never slash it before but not only that I acquired the Mystical Palm Technique all on my own

I then add chakra to my legs and feet, getting up and walking around the baby crib for 12 minutes after I got tired but unlike last time didn't get knock out unconscious

sitting down on the baby crib, I get into a near-perfect Lotus position and start meditating in which I feel my chakra replenished and becoming stronger after that I go to sleep

4 years later

In a forest, I add chakra to my left foot and place it on a tree, I then add chakra to my right foot and place it on the tree, I then start walking up using the Tree Climbing technique, man I expected to fail at this, I guess all that meditation gave me some good chakra control nice