A.N. I own nothing...sadly.
So this is the conversation I had with my best friend a week ago...
bestfriend: I need a challenge partner this week
Me: what?
bestfriend: that jackass says I can't write one-shot fanfiction
me: well you can't
bestfriend: Pot meet kettle
me: point taken but anyway what do you want me to do
bestfriend: write a one-shot using these dialogue prompts...it has to be under 5 pages at size 12 ariel
me:why
bestfriend: because I need the motivation to do it
me:okay...any particular fandom?
bestfriend: nope but you have to publish it on ff
me: I hate you
bestfriend: love you to sasslefratz
...and so here we are. I hope you enjoy
Marinette sat up slowly yawning as she forced herself out of her bed. She ignored the look Tikki was giving her as she grabbed clothes from her closet. She hurried to change and run a brush through her hair before dashing down the stairs. She froze in horror at the out-of-order sign on the coffee machine. She sighed before running out the door and towards the school. She arrived with ten minutes to spare.
She walked into the classroom and plopped into her chair putting her head on the desk. She had barely managed to soothe her irritation when Lila's voice interrupted her process.
"Hey Marinette guess who I hooked up with last night" Lila smirked
"Lila," Marinette smiled, "I don't care"
"That's not very nice"
"I am very sorry that I cannot find a fuck to give that you got laid last night. Now please leave me alone to die"
"What's with her?" Alya asked
"I think she is PMSing" Lila shrugged, "she was really bitchy this morning"
"She didn't get her morning coffee" Juleka smirked walking by with a coffee cup, "Here the boyfriend sent this for you"
"Thank god" Marinette smiled taking a drink, "oh my god he does love me"
"Boyfriend?" Lila said shocked
"Mhmm," Marinette smiled drinking her coffee, "thanks JuCo,"
"Sure MariSis," Juleka smirked watching Alya take off out the door to find Nino.
"Anyway back to what I was saying earlier," Lila said, "I slept with Lucky Stone. Jagged Stones son and new guitarist,"
Marinette looked at the girl in shock and anger before she turned around and glared at the girl.
"Repeat that," Marinette said
"I slept with Lucky Stone," Lila repeated loud enough to get the class's attention. Marinette stood up and punched the girl. The class watched in shock.
"I think you broke her nose," Rose said in shock.
"Damn I was aiming for her jaw," Marinette shrugged rubbing the hand she had Lila with, "that fucking hurt,"
"Marinette!" The teacher exclaimed in shock, "to the principal's office, Alix take Lila to the nurse's office please,"
Marinette groaned, grabbing her stuff and heading towards the principal's office. She muttered several curses under her breath as she walked. She reached the office and was asked to take a seat and wait. The principal looked at the girl in shock.
"Come in," she said, schooling her expression. Marinette followed her wordlessly. Marinette took a seat across from the principal.
"Explain what happened,"
"I punched Lila,"
"No I got that part," the principal said, "Explain to me why,"
"She was lying about having sex with someone I know. I don't know what came over me but I punched her," Marinette said
"Okay who was the person she was lying about"
"My boyfriend," Marinette said calmly, "she was practically shouting that she slept with Lucky Stone over the weekend,"
"Marinette this is not how we handle things here,"
"I know," she said softly, "but allegations like that could destroy his career. She is a minor and he is an adult,"
"Marinette you are in the same grade,"
"Yes but I am 18 she is not," Marinette said, "I won't tolerate her lying when I know for a fact that she is lying,"
"And how do you know she was lying,"
"Because there is no way she could have had sex with him this weekend because I was with him in New York this weekend."
"Marinette, that is not an excuse to hit a fellow student," the principal sighed. She went to continue before a knock at the door interrupted her.
"I am sorry for the interruption Miss Gilmore but Marinette's parents and um in-laws are here,"
"In-laws," the principal sighed looking at Marinette. She smiled at the bright red girl before chuckling and telling the secretary to send them in.
"Mr. and Mrs. Cheng thank you for coming," the principal said before turning to address the other two, "Miss Couffaine, always a pleasure, and Mr. Stone welcome,"
"Marinette what the hell happened?" Sabine shouted
"I punched Lila," Marinette shrugged
"Marinette!"
"Lass that isn't why Luka taught you to defend yourself,"
"Hold up," the principal said interrupting them, "Let me see if I understand this all correctly. Luka Couffaine is Lucky Stone?. He is your boyfriend? You spent the weekend with him which is how you know Miss Rossi was lying. Instead of using your words you resorted to violence. Did I get that all,"
"Pretty much," Marinette said
"Okay," the principal sighed, "here is what we are going to do. Marinette because you struck Miss Rossi I have to suspend you. It is only today and tomorrow. However, if you can give me a written report on how to manage your anger going forward. I will not put this in your permanent reco…"
She was interrupted by the door flying open and the secretary shouting.
"Darling are you okay," the guy said dashing into the office and pulling Marinette into his arms.
"I'm fine, Rockstar," Marinette smiled, hugging him closer.
"As I was saying," the principal said clearing her throat, "suspended the next two days, a written report and I won't put this on your permanent record,"
"Of course," Marinette nodded
"And Marinette you will need to apologize to Miss Rossi...and probably Mr. Agreste for taking out his model…"
"Okay," Marinette nodded.
"Okay you are dismissed," the principal sighed. Marinette stood up grabbing her stuff. She hurried out the door dragging Luka with her. Her parents and his right behind them. Luka smiled, grabbing her hand and pulling her against his side so he could wrap his arm around her. She sighed leaning into his side and breathing in his signature scent.
"Aren't you supposed to be in New York?"
"Yeah, but I had a gut feeling and told Jagged so we ended up flying out a few hours behind you. I stopped by our Cafe and had Juleka bring you coffee. Jagged was talking to ma when Sabine called her about you getting into a fight. I was halfway here and well here we are," he smiled, kissing the top of her head. They heard a gasp but ignored it and continued out of the school.
"Head to The bakery," Sabine ordered.
"Yes ma'am," Luka smiled
A couple of hours later Marinette was sitting at the register at the bakery. Luka was upstairs taking a nap and her parents were in the kitchen working on a big order. She glanced up when the bell above the door rang.
"So what was this morning about?" Adrien asked, hurrying over to the counter.
"No Alya or Nino huh?"
"They are with Lila," Adrien shrugged, rolling his eyes.
"I see," Marinette shrugged, "she tried to say she slept with my boyfriend so I punched her.
"I know the whole school is talking about it," Adrien said, "well, not the why, just that you punched her and broke her nose,"
"I was aiming for her jaw…" Marinette pouted
"So how long is your suspension?"
"Today and tomorrow"
"Could be worse," Adrien shrugged, "so you will be back Wednesday?"
"Yeah,"
"That's good I missed you in class," Adrien smiled, "so how's the boyfriend?"
"Good," Marinette blushed, "he is upstairs taking a nap,"
"No, he isn't," Luka said coming down the stairs
"Hey, Luka how was the tour,"
"Too fucking long," Luka said, "I am pretty sure I only survived because Marinette flew out a bunch of weekends,"
"Luka," Marinette blushed
"What I didn't say anything inappropriate yet," Luka smirked,
"Yeah Marinette it was just an innocent comment," Adrien grinned,
"So did you get your report written?" Luka asked as Marinette slid a cup of coffee over to him.
"Yep all done," Marinette shrugged, "Along with all my school work for the next couple of days. Adrien, what did you want to order?"
"My usual," Adrien smiled, "and a cup of coffee as black as my soul,"
"So a glass of milk," Marinette smirked as Luka burst out laughing
"What's with all the laughter in here," Sabine said poking her head out, "oh hello Adrien,"
"Hi Mrs. Cheng," Adrien smiled
"Adrien," Sabine smiled affectionately, "I have told you a thousand times you can call me Sabine,"
"Sorry," Adrien shrugged
"So what was with all the laughter?"
"Adrien ordered his regular with a coffee as dark as his soul,"
"So just your usual bit then" Sabine smiled,
"Yeah," Marinette shrugged, "hey can I take a break and have lunch with the boys?"
"Sure just holler if you guys need anything," Sabine smiled
Marinette grabbed their food and they found a table in the back to sit.
"Your mom doesn't seem too upset about the fight?"
"She thinks it's funny," Marinette pouted
"What?"
"She told me earlier that she has been expecting this the last 3 years," Marinette shrugged
"So you're not grounded? Didn't lose your phone? No restrictions?" Adrien asked
"Only restrictions are that I have to remain at the bakery during the hours I should be at school," Marinette shrugged
That's lucky," Adrien smiled
"Like I said Maman was impressed I held back this long," Marinette shrugged, "so other than speculation about what happened how has school been?"
"So far it hasn't been too bad," Adrien shrugged, "I kind of can't wait until you come back and explain the truth of why you hit her though,"
"It should be interesting," Marinette smiled
"Shoot I better get back to class," Adrien shrugged, "see you Wednesday Marinette,"
Wednesday morning Marinette woke a few minutes before her alarm. She turned it off and got up to get dressed.
"It's too early," Luka groaned from his spot on the bed.
"Sorry babe," Marinette giggled as she finished getting ready, "but I have school today,"
"Okay," he groaned sitting up, "give me a few minutes and I will walk you to school,"
"Okay," Marinette smiled, heading downstairs.
"Good morning dear," Sabine smiled affectionately as she slid a thermos of coffee to Marinette.
"Morning Maman,"
"Luka still sleeping?"
"Nope he was getting dressed," Marinette said
"Okay, is he going to be staying the rest of the week?"
"If it's cool with you and Pops," Luka said walking up to them
"It's fine," Sabine grinned, "just remember Marinette has to finish school before you start making babies,"
"Maman," Marinette blushed
"Sorry sweetie you're not exactly quiet you know," Sabine smirked as the couple blushed.
"On that note, I am going to school," Marinette smiled, hugging her mom quickly. Luka chuckled, wrapping his arm around her as they left the bakery.
They arrived at the school. Luka offered to wait while she met with the principal so he could walk her to class. She smiled nodding.
She walked out of the office ten minutes later and he wrapped his arms around her. They headed to her classroom. Marinette sighed when she saw Alya waiting for her.
"Marinette, Lila said you attacked her,"
"Lila wasn't lying"
"So you attacked her her"
"Yes"
"Why?"
"She lied about sleeping with my boyfriend"
"Marinette your not dating Adrien"
"I know," Marinette said, "I am dating Luka"
"You sank all my ships" Alya groaned
"I am not sorry" Marinette smirked
"Why not"
"He is hotter than your ships"
"We can talk about that later...after you rescue her and apologize" Alya sighed
"I am not apologizing" Marinette shrugged, "at least not a second time,"
"Fine at least go save her from the class"
"Do I have to?" Marinette groaned
"Yes"
"Fine" Marinette smiled, kissing Luka before walking to the classroom. Luka chuckled watching her go.
"I will pick you up for lunch okay honey,"
"I can't wait," Marinette smiled blowing him a kiss, "I love you rockstar,"
"I love you to Darling,"
"Always,"
"Always," he smiled as she headed into the classroom. He waved to Juleka and Rose as he passed them.
Marinette walked into the classroom greeting everyone and sitting at her desk.
"Shouldn't you be at home or something," Sabrina asked
"Yeah, you're expelled in case you forgot," Lila said,
"I wasn't expelled," Marinette said, "just suspended for fighting. Speaking of we need to talk Lila,"
"Marinette it will wait until after class," the teacher said walking in,
"I was actually going to suggest we talk during lunch," Marinette smiled
"Very well," the teacher smiled, "class please hand in your assignments,"
By the time lunch came around the class was surrounding Lila and Marinette. They were curious about what happened.
"Let's step outside and talk," Marinette suggested. Lila wasn't given an excuse as Juleka and Rose drug her outside. Marinette smiled seeing Luka waiting.
"Lila I am sorry for punching you," Marinette said, "however if you ever talk about my boyfriend like that again I won't stop with a single punch."
"Marinette," Juleka sighed
"Adrien is not your boyfriend," Sabrina said
"I know he isn't," Marinette said puzzled, "why does everyone think that I am talking about him,"
"Because you punched Lila for going on a date with him," Alya said
"No, I didn't," Marinette glared, "I punched the lying bitch because she said she had sex with Lucky Stone...who is my boyfriend,"
"Umm what," Alya said in shock,
"Juleka, Rose, Alix you were there tell them what happened," Marinette said
"Lila practically shouted she had sex with Lucky Stone...then Marinette punched her,"
"Thank you," Marinette said, "and for the record I know Adrien's girlfriend and it isn't Lila."
"So that's it you are all just going to let her threaten me?" Lila hissed
"It isn't a threat Lila, it's a warning," Juleka said pointing to where Luka was waiting, "they have been waiting two years to date and you are nothing to either of them. They will destroy you if you keep making up lies about either of them. Now Marinette your boyfriend has been patient but you two have a date so go,"
"Later," Marinette shrugged, hurrying over to Luka and throwing herself at him knowing he would catch her.
"I love you," Marinette said kissing him
"I love you"
"Always," Marinette smiled
"Always," he smiled,
"Promise me forever,"
"Forever is such a short time," he answered, "now let's go get lunch I have something to ask you,"
The end
A.N. I hope you enjoyed the story. I particularly enjoyed it.
For anyone wanting to to know about the sasslefratz...i have no idea where it came from anymore but she has called me that since like 4th grade and we are in our thirties so it apparently stuck...I call her Frizzyfratz...again we no longer know why...anyway have a great day
