"What are you doing?" Miles complained. "You're totally off rhythm!"

Phoenix paused mid-thrust. "I'd be fine if we went with Für Elise like I wanted! It even has a fast section for pounding!"

"This is far more exciting, if you know how to use it," Miles said patiently. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Phoenix watched in eager anticipation while Miles prepared himself with slow strokes and slick lube. But his expression turned to confusion when Miles picked up the riding crop.

"Um, Miles? What's that for?"

Miles smirked. "You didn't expect Night on Bald Mountain to be vanilla, did you, dear?"

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Author's notes: Just a little server drabble that I liked enough to post