Charlie Brown is walking down the neighborhood when Violet approached him, holding a football.

Violet: Remember when we were toddlers and we did the thing with the football?

Charlie Brown: Um, yeah?

Violet: Well, since Lucy has a cold, she asked me to take over her duties for today, and one of her duties is playing football with you.

Charlie Brown: What?

Violet: Yeah. So guess what? I'll hold the football and you'll kick it.

Charlie Brown: What? No! When we tried this back when we were toddlers, you tossed it aside and I ended up landing on my back! I've done this with Lucy tons of times and the outcome is the same!

Violet: Come on...

Charlie Brown: No. I'm done with the football. I'm not falling for any tricks this time.

Violet: Fine. Then I'll tell everybody you're a pussy.

Charlie Brown: What?

Violet: Yup. When I tell every single kid in town that you refused to play football with me, you'll be a pussy and a chicken. All because you wouldn't play football. So are you gonna play with me?

Charlie Brown: Fine.

Violet: Great! (She starts holding the football.) Remember, since Lucy's sick, I'm taking over her duties until she gets better. So, you might as well get used to me playing football with you and taking over her booth.

Charlie Brown started walking backwards.

Charlie Brown: I cannot believe this. Violet is holding the football. Last time we played football together, she tossed it aside and I landed on my back, all because she thought I was gonna kick her hand. I accidentally kicked Lucy's hand when I played football with her, and I apologized. You know? Maybe this time with Violet won't drop it like when we were toddlers. (He then ran towards Violet, getting ready to kick the ball.) Now, today's the day I'm finally gonna kick that ball to the... (Violet drops the ball, causing Charlie Brown to slip on it and fly into the air.) AAUGH!!!

He landed on his back and Violet approached him with a smirk on her face.

Violet: Look on the bright side. At least I didn't pull it away, unlike a certain bitch we all know and hate.

She walked away laughing and Charlie Brown sighed.

Charlie Brown: I'm so sick of this shit.