Donquioxte Doflamingo sat down in his mansion, drinking his favourite alcohol. He adjusted his blood-red sunglasses, which he never took off except in private. At that moment, a knock came at his door.

"Young Master?" It was Diamante, one of Doflamingo's three top Executives

"Come in, Diamante," a man with long brown hair, and red lines of make up going down his face walked into the room.

"What is it?" Doflamingo asked.

"Well, some of our men have found brats across the Grand line, to bring to Caesar, but there have begun to be too many, Doffy."

"OK, so what would you suggest we do with them?" Doflamingo asked.

"That is all up to you, Young Master. You are the King after all." Doflamingo hid a smirk

"I'm not a dictator, you can give me any ideas you think of,"

"But you're making it sound like I'm a sort of genius!" Diamante complained. This was common, so Doflamingo knew exactly how to go about this

"Yes. I know you are a genius. You must have an idea," He replied.

"No, no, I'm nothing of the sort!" Diamante protested.

"Fine then," Doflamingo grinned. "you're not."

"Alright! I'm a genius, guilty as charged. A genius who knows exactly what to do with the brats!"

"OK, glad to hear it." Doflamingo replied. "So, what's your plan?"

"We can build an institute for them to raise them up into pirates and have them serve under you, Young master. A boarding school."

"Very good. You will oversee the school of course, right?"

"As the head? But that should be your job, Doffy! You're the head of all of us!"

"I will need to remain in Dressrosa, to oversee my kingdom." Doflamingo answered.

"Very well, Doffy. I shall be the head of this new boarding school."

"I'll get some trusted people to advertise this school in the newspaper, so that more parents will send their unwanted brats there. Of course, we won't be telling them the real reason they will be attending."

"Such a genius idea, Young Master!"

"You're the one who came up with the idea in the first place."

"It was luck! I'm not actually a genius or anything!"

"Of course, you are."

"No, no, I'm nothing of the sort!"

"Fine, you're not,"

"Alright! I'm a genius!"


One year later, the new boarding school was built and Doflamingo had sent advertisements all around the world, from the 4 Blues to the Grand line.

In a navy base, Garp sat down eating some crackers, and reading the advertisements in the paper. "Hmmm… A boarding school for teens who you wish to grow and excel? Maybe this will finally help teach Luffy and Ace to become marines!"

"GARP! GIVE ME BACK MY RICE CRACKERS!" Came a yell from the Fleet Admiral Sengoku.

"No way!" Garp yelled back as he ran away with Sengoku's packet of rice crackers in his hand.

Meanwhile, at a certain dojo, a certain Sensei was sitting reading the papers

"A school for teens to grow and excel. Maybe a student of mine will benefit from this"

At a random village, a young girl was making away with the treasure of a pirate whose ship was destroyed by a storm. She looked at a newspaper she had stolen along with the treasure. "A boarding school for teens? Maybe this will help my navigation skills and help me get enough money to save my village!"

At Syrup village a certain long nosed boy was reading the paper from through his neighbour's window.

"A school? Way better than this village! Maybe I can get Kaya to join too!" He sat down thinking of how he could get into this new school

At the Baratie, a peg-legged Chef was reading the same advertisement.

"Hey, Sanji! Why don't you sign up to this crappy boarding school! Maybe you'll learn some proper cooking skills!"

"Shut up! I'm not going to some stupid school!" Yelled a young boy with a curly eyebrow and blonde hair which covered one eye. Then, he saw a picture of the staff, including the secretary, Monet. His eye turned into a pink heart

"Sign me up!"

At Drum Island, an old hag aged over 130 years old was also reading the paper. "Hey! Chopper!" she called. "Come look at this!" A small, blue-nosed reindeer standing on two legs walked over to her.

"Yes, Doctrine?"

"It's a school, Chopper!"

"What's a school?"

"A school is a place that teaches you many things, one of them being medicine!" Choppers eyes lit up, then died down

"But won't people call me a monster, like the people here?"

"Don't worry about them! So long as you do as that old fool wanted for you, who cares? And there'll be the right people you meet, who will see you for who you really are and not a monster!"

"Really?"

"I'm sure of it! Plus, there's an application for a school doctor, and I need to extra money!"


Back at Doflamingo's mansion, they Donquioxte pirates were having a meeting to discuss Diamante's new school.

"We even have some brats of the Marine Hero Garp who signed up for this school." Diamante noted with glee as he read the list of applicants, looking proud of himself. Doflamingo smiled.

"Very good work, Diamante. Now all we have left to do is slowly condition them to obey me and our family. This will be even better than turning people into toys!"


"Aw c'mon Grandpa, I'm hungry" A black haired boy with a straw hat complained. "Why'd we have to go to this stupid school anyways?" He was answered with a punch to the head, "OW!"

"Because you're going to become a strong marine, whether you like it or not, and this school will teach you what is right!" The boy, Luffy and his brother Ace were travelling on their grandpa's Navy ship to the school

"But I wanna be King of the Pirates!" Ace shook his head. 'What an idiot' he thought.


Luffy and Ace arrived at the school (Luffy covered in bruises and bumps). Garp walked with them towards the school gates until they were met by the school secretary, Monet.

"Good morning, sir. I take it these are your two children?"

"Grandchildren," Garp corrected. "They can be a bit of a handful, especially Luffy." Luffy, who was sulking about his latest beating, looked up at Monet.

"So, where's the food?" He asked. Garp punched his head again knocking him to the floor

"OW! STOP IT!"

"THEN SHOW SOME RESPECT TO ADULTS! MARINES NEED TO SHOW RESPECT AND HONOR! "

"NO WAY! I'M BEING A PIRATE! THE KING OF THE PIRATES!" Garp punched Luffy again shutting him up.

"See what I mean?" He asked. Monet nodded sympathetically.

"Don't worry. We'll take care of your grandchildren and raise them to be respectful, decent people."

"That's great! Ha! Take that, Sengoku! He thought no kids of mine would become marines!" Luffy got up again, angry.

"Alright, boys, go to the building where everyone else is, and you will be given your timetables and a map of the school when the teachers arrive," Monet informed them. She smiled at Luffy "And lunch time will be soon, don't worry." Luffy's face lit up. He rushed to the building with Ace walking behind.

"Hey, Luffy." Ace called.

"What is it, Ace?"

"Since we're in different years, you'll have to find your own way around and make your own friends, ok?"

"Yep."

"If you need anything, or if someone bothers you, you can come to me, ok?"

"Nah, I'll beat 'em up myself!" Ace laughed and they went their own separate ways.


When Luffy reached the building, he saw chaos. Two people were fighting, and everyone else was gathered around them.

"Fight! Fight! Fight!" Luffy saw the two people who were fighting. One of them had spiky green hair and has holding three wooden swords, with one in his mouth. The other had blonde hair, covering one eye, and a curly eyebrow.

"Bring it on, Moss head!"

"Come on, Curly brow!"

"OI! BREAK IT UP!" A student with short black hair and a single wooden sword at her waist rushed to break up the fight.

"Stop this fighting! Or I'll tell a teacher!" the boys both stopped. The blonde boy instantly fell in love, while the green haired boy instantly fell in shock. The spectators of the fight were now annoyed that their entertainment was over

"Aw come on!"

"Dumb girl had to ruin it." The crowd scattered apart. Luffy walked over to the two who were fighting. They both seemed to have recovered from their shocks and were now glaring at one another.

"Hi! I'm Luffy! Wanna be friends?" Both boys looked confused.

"What?!" The green haired boy asked.

"Oh, sorry. I forgot to ask your names. So, what are your names? And why were you two fighting?"

"I'm Zoro," The green haired boy replied. "And he attacked me out of nowhere"

"My name is Sanji," the blonde said. "And we were fighting because this bastard stepped on a piece of paper I was trying to get." He showed Luffy a piece of paper with what looked like map drawings

"What?!" Zoro yelled. "You attacked me because of a piece of paper?!"

"Yes. Because the paper happened to belong to a lovely lady. I saw her drop it, and I went to pick it up and return it to her, and then Mosshead came along and trampled all over it with his disgusting crusty shoes"

"My shoes are fine! And how was I meant to know it was there?"

"Use your damn eyes! Unless you want me to kick them out of your stupid head!"

"Try it! I'll chop your skinny legs off!"

"You can't chop anything with that wooden plank." As the two's hostility began to grow, Luffy laughed aloud.

"You two are hilarious! Let's definitely be friends!"

"No way am I being friends with this idiot!" The two of them both said at the same time. Luffy laughed again, then remembered something.

"Hey, Sanji?" The blonde boy looked at Luffy.

"What?" Luffy took the paper Sanji was still holding.

"The lady you said this belonged to… what did she looked like?" Sanji thought for a second, then his eye turned into a love heart.

"Well, I was mesmerised by her beauty! She had beautiful warm brown eyes, lovely orange hair, like tangerines! And she had a stick."

"Probably for self-defence against weirdos like you," Zoro muttered under his breath.

"What was that Mosshead?" Sanji raged. Luffy looked around for an orange haired girl with a stick. After a few moments he spotted her. He ran towards her. Sanji turned to see Luffy leaving.

"Hey wait! I wanted to be the one to give it to her!"

"Shut up! You'll just give her heart failure when she sees your stupid brow!" Zoro and Sanji restarted their fight. Luffy approached the girl who was looking frantically through her bag.

"Oh no… I must have dropped it!" She spun around and almost walked into Luffy. "Watch where you're going," She muttered as she walked past.

"Wait," Luffy said. She stopped and looked at him, confused.

"Hi, I'm Luffy. My friend Sanji said you dropped this, and he wanted to give it to you." He held out he paper, which was unsurprisingly dirty after being trodden on. "Sorry. My other friend, Zoro stepped on it by accident, so Sanji and him had a fight."

"Well, thank you, Luffy." She replied. "Sorry for being harsh earlier, I was just worried about my navigation drawings. I spent a lot of time on them." Luffy grinned.

"No sweat! What's your name anyway?"

"My name's Nami."

"That's a nice name. Wanna be friends?" Nami looked hesitant, but before she could reply, two boys walked over to them. One of them had light blonde hair that went upwards and gap teeth, while the other one had green hair shaped like a rooster's head. The rooster head one spoke

"So, you're the one who's been stealing the money we've been stealing, huh? It's a small world," He glared at Nami. Nami looked terrified. She looked at Luffy

"You should go. It's me they're after." Luffy ignored her and glared at the two of them.

"Who the hell are you two?" He demanded. The gap tooth one laughed.

"You don't know who we are? What are you, stupid? We're the Barto Club! Gambia and Bartolomeo!" he indicated himself as Gambia and the rooster head as Bartolomeo.

"You should listen to her, kid," Bartolomeo said, menacingly. "Go and get the hell outta here." Luffy stood his ground.

"No way! You guys leave Nami alone, or I'll beat you both up!" Nami, Gambia and Bartolomeo all stared at him in shock. Bartolomeo, put his hand inside his jacket and slowly pulled out a long knife.

"Hey what's going on here?" A voice came from behind them. A boy with red hair and a red mouth walked towards them with a grin on his face. He made no effort to conceal the three small knives he was carrying. He was accompanied by a masked boy with holes in his mask. He was holding two rotating scythes. Bartolomeo glared at him. "Kid."

"I heard you call me earlier." Kid told him. "Why are you causing trouble on my turf?"

"This ain't your turf! It's nobody's!"

"I claimed it, so it's mine now." He looked at the knife Bartolomeo had half drawn. "You wanna fight for it? Killer, you'd better be ready, he wants to fight." The masked boy, called Killer, started rotating his scythes faster. Bartolomeo growled at them.

"Whatever. I'm not looking for a fight yet." He looked at Nami and Luffy. "This ain't over, kids"

"It's Kid, not kids." Kid corrected.

"I'm not talking to you, idiot! C'mon Gambia let's go." The two walked away, leaving Luffy and Nami with Kid and Killer.

"Thank you for saving us." Luffy told Kid.

"It wasn't for free" Kid replied. "I'm gonna need some payment for that. Let's say… half of your lunch money each." Nami looked shocked, but Luffy pulled a wad of berries, that had given to him by Garp.

"Here. You can have all of mine. Don't take Nami's," Once again, Luffy shocked everyone there. Kid took Luffy's money without another word and walked away. Luffy turned to Nami. "There! It all worked out!"

"But what are you gonna eat at lunch then?" She asked.

"What do you mean?" Luffy asked confused.

"You just gave them all your lunch money! You needed that to buy lunch!"

"WHAT?!" Luffy exclaimed.

"You idiot!"


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