Average Elks- Lindsay, Tyler, Sadie, Katie, Cody, DJ, Leshawna, Duncan, Owen and Ezekiel.
Brilliant Beavers- Alejandro, Eva, Heather, Courtney, Gwen, Sierra, Noah, Geoff, Bridgette, Harold
Total! Drama! Island! Re-Imagined! Episode 1: Back on the island!
"This year, I have done many things to make this series happen. I've found a cure for Ezekiel's mutation, I've bailed Duncan out of jail even though HE BLEW UP MY COTTAGE but most of all I have found a brand new Camp Wawanakwa! This season, twenty unsuspecting teams will battle it out for not just one, but two million dollars! Here the contestants come now." announced Chris with Chef by his side.
"I thought Chris blew this place up!" commented Heather.
"Heather!" exclaimed Chris.
"I hope there wasn't any shady business with my contract this year." snarled Courtney.
"Of course not Courtney." sniggered Chris.
"I came out prison to compete in another season, greaaaat." groaned Duncan.
"Yup, you sure did Duncan." said Chris.
"Oh Cody, this season is going AMAZING with you in it." exclaimed Sierra.
"Yeah, just great." said Cody, bluntly.
"Sierra aaand Cody!" announced Chris.
"Ahh it feels nice to be back here, with all the animals and the nature." sighed DJ peacefully.
"It won't feel nice for long." sniggered Chris.
"New season, but more money!" exclaimed Alejandro.
"Al!" said Chris innocently.
"Don't. Call. Me. Al." growled Alejandro but Chris took no notice.
"What's up my dudes, apart from me winning the money this year!" boasted Ezekiel.
"Ezekiel!" said Chris menacingly.
"We're on the island again? I thought it like, blew up." questioned Lindsay.
"Lindsay!" chuckled Chris.
"Awh, Noah isn't here yet." whined Owen
"Winner of the original Total Drama Island, Owen!" exclaimed Chris.
"Oh wow Chris, you brought back the original island, sooo original." said Noah sarcastically.
"Noah!" announced Chris.
"Heyyy, guess who's winning the money this year? That's right, Leshawna is!" announced Leshawna, confidently.
"Leshawna!" exclaimed Chris.
"Ayyyy, Lindsay's here this year!" said Tyler, rushing to Lindsay.
"Tyler!" exclaimed Chris.
"It feels so weird to be back here." said Harold
"Harold!" exclaimed Chris.
"Now, I know you all can't wait to see who is the final person competing this season… IT'S EVA!" announced Chris!
"Urgh!" cried out everyone apart from Alejandro.
"This could be interesting." said Alejandro, cunningly.
"Oh my god, it's Eva; she was like totally the worst in season 1." said Lindsay.
Confessional (Ezekiel): I know I didn't win the first season.. or the second and I turned into a mutant on the third but I'm going to rock this season!
"Now, we need some teams! Over there, you have the cabins you will be sleeping in. You need to search them for a carved, wooden statue of Chef. There are only two hidden around and the first two contestants to find one and present it back here is one of the team captains. 3… 2… 1… GO! explained Chris.
"I'm going to find it first and totally pick Tyler." said Lindsay.
Confessional (Lindsay): EEEK! I can't believe that Tyler is here! He's like, so going to be on my team.-
"Move out of the way!" screeched Heather as Owen blocked the path.
"Alright, alright" said Owen.
"Alejandro finds the first idol and is making his way back!" announced Chris.
"Hm. Now, who should I pick?" pondered Alejandro as the rest of the campers struggled to find the other hidden Chef idol.
Confessional (Alejandro): I think Eva is going to be a lot of use to me this season...
"Get out of my way, gal!" complained Leshawna as she approached Eva, who was just about to pick up Chef's idol.
"Leshawna takes the second idol statue!" said Chris turning the attention to her.
"Not if I can help it!" snarled Courtney.
"Agh!" squealed Leshawna as Courtney took the statue off her.
"No you don't!" said Leshawna and launched herself onto Courtney whilst the idol rolled out of her hands!
Confessional (Leshawna): That gal Courtney better not be gettin' on mah nerves this season!
"Oh my god, it's like the idol!" exclaimed Lindsay and picked up the idol and walked to Chris while Leshawna and Courtney fought.
"Lindsay wins the second team captain spot! Now, Alejandro chooses the first member on his team!" announced Chris.
Confessional (Lindsay): I can't believe that I'm like, totally the team captain now!
"Hm. I choose Eva." said Alejandro smiling his devilish grin.
"I pick Tyler." said Lindsay.
"Heather." said Alejandro.
"Sadie." said Lindsay.
"Courtney." said Alejandro.
"Katie." said Lindsay.
"Gwen." said Alejandro.
"Cody." said Lindsay.
"Sierra." said Alejandro.
"Owen." said Lindsay.
"Noah." said Alejandro.
"DJ." said Lindsay.
"Jeoff." said Alejandro.
"Leshawna." said Lindsay.
"Bridgette." said Alejandro.
"Duncan." said Lindsay.
"Harold." said Alejandro.
"Ezekiel." said Lindsay.
"Right, now that the teams have formed it's time for a team name! Alejandro, your team is called the Brilliant Beavers; Lindsay, your team is called the Average Elks. Now, onto some fun! In teams, you will compete on a platform which my interns have been covering with mud all over for the last TWO HOURS! The platform will then be risen 20 feet above a GIANT pit of mud! The beavers will get wooden batons whilst the elks will get baguettes and you will have to knock your opponents off ONLY using your weapons! Now, collect your weapons from Chef and step onto the platform!" explained Chris.
"But that's like, totally unfair!" Lindsay whined.
"Take your baguette and MOVE ALONG!" growled Chef.
- Commentary and speech about the challenge. -
Alejandro knocks off Ezekiel, Katie and Sadie. He is on a roll and has brought the team to 3-0!
"Well well." said Alejandro in an intimidating way to Tyler.
"I told you already, I. Like. Girls." growled Tyler. Alejandro smirks at Tyler and tries to knock him off but Tyler whacks Alejandro in the face with the baguette and he goes spinning off; they're stale!
"I TOLD YOU, I LIKE GIRLS!" yelled Tyler as Alejandro fell into the mud. Heather quickly saw her advantage and knocked Tyler off. Courtney and Gwen smile at each other when they see Duncan and charge for him and knock him off but Duncan takes Gwen down with him! The score is 5-3. Owen charges at Heather and Bridgette, manages to knock them off with his stomach and makes the score 5-5.
Confessional (Tyler): I told Alejandro. I LIKE GIRLS!
"Owen, I said using your weapons not your stomach. Your disqualified from this challenge! Chef, blast him off." announced Chris. Chef fires a shot from his meatball cannon and knocks Owen into the mud. DJ takes out Jeoff with a solid hit to Jeoff's abs and he goes falling into the mud. The score is 7-5. Courtney and Heather get into and argument and both accidentally fall of the platform. The score is 7-7. Eva charges at DJ with her baton but DJ sort of bear hugs her and takes her down with him! The score is 8-8. Now, only Sierra, Lindsay, Cody and Harold remain. Lindsay is looking for Tyler when she falls, and plummets all the way down into the mud. The score is 9-8.
"Win the challenge for you team Cody!" cried out Sierra to Cody as she jumped off the platform and the fell. Only Harold and Cody remained now.
Confessional (Sierra): Oh Cody, I'd do anything for Cody.
"Argh!" screeched Harold while he charged at Cody with his baton in hand. He reached Cody and knocked him off but lost his balance and fell to! Now, everyone waited to see who fell into the mud first. Harold looked like he was going to win for his but Cody grabbed onto him, and then sort of piggybacked him making Harold fall into the mud first.
"With an amazing twist, the Elks win! I will see the Beavers tonight.
- Ending of commentary and speech (back to speech). -
"Campers, I have received the votes. The campers receiving a marshmallow are… Jeoff, Courtney, Bridgette, Heather, Alejandro, Eva, Noah and Gwen. This means either Sierra or Harold will be going home. Harold, you let your team lose by losing your balance and costing them the GAME. Sierra, you cared more about Cody, WHO WAS ON THE OTHER TEAM then your teammates and sacrificed yourself for him. But anyway, the first person to leave Total! Drama! Re-Imagined! is… HAROLD! This year, your way of saying bye bye is by the explosion of shame! This means that you will be TIED TO A FIREWORK and blown away into the sky and GO BANG!" announced and explained Chris.
"Awh, I thought I'd do better than last place." groaned Harold as he was shot away into the sky!
"Who is going to go BOOM next and who will stay for another day? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Re-Imagined!" chuckled Chris.
20th Harold.
