From Van to Dump Truck (working title)

WARNING: MINOR CHARACTER DEATH

Tags: #Premarital hand holding #lewd #dump truck #kaito fat ass #dump truck crash #hoshigura #kaigami #majisae

once upon a time there were 4 men and one asshole in avan. The four mans were called sugiura, who is a great man (also known as a boku boy), yagami, kaito (he has a fat booty), and higucci, and the non-man, hoshino. They were riding in the van to go to the donkey hoe to buy some bepis. they were arguing because hoshino doesnt undestand what makes a good bepis. he thik ks that the superior drank is conk or pensi.

"i told you hoshino, we cant buy conk. it is not a good thing to by!" said kaito very rationally with a big smile.

"why." said hoshino

"bcos conk has too much sugar and it was very sweet." said kaito knowingly.

"but what does that mean, daddy?" said higucci.

"when you sugar it means your muscles like shit so you wont be strong and you will have a flat booty" said kaito. he flashed a smile that won many awards.

"doesnt sugar make you fat" questioned yagami.

"ya but the sugar is in your brain instead of your ass" said kaito

"i think that makes sense, daddy" hugucci.

"well that makes me sad" said hoshino, sadly.

"no one cares" said yagami. katio nodded, because he agreed alot.

"wait," said sugiura, the boku boy. "boku thinks that bokutachi shouldn't fight. bokutachi are super tomodachi and bokutachi need to work together to get the best bepis that exists in the entire planet. if that means we get some conk i am happy 2". (AN: y is sugiura so pure UwU uwu OwO he is perfect! xoxoxoxoxoxoxox)

"thanks for having my back boku boy" said the other boku boy who is worse

"no one cares" said yagami. then they arrived.

when they walked into the store and passed a big almost bald dude who is reading a manga about magical girls outside the store. he didnt say anything when they walked in. inside, they saw a funny lookin man with an eye patch at the counter.

"NYEH HEH HEH HEH!" he said.

"hi" said kaito. "we are looking for some bepis."

"and conk." said hoshino

"it is so sad that you ran out of conk at home :'(" said the man at the counter.

"that is why we are getting more bepis" said kaito. "so that when we get home we drink bepis and squat until we have a dump truck of an ass."

"that is a good plan, i drove a truck once" said the man at the counter. he smiled.

"so where is the bepis" asked yagami.

"it is behind over there" said the eyepatch man.

so all of the friends went behind over there to look at the selections of bepis and conk that are on the floor. kaito bent down and grabbed 10 cases of bepis, flexing his dump truck very hard to not drop anything. he shuffled his way to the register, wiggling his asscheeks on the way. yagami slapped him and followed. (AN im not gonna write where yagami slapped him ;)))))))))))))) :3 ) hugucci was holding kaitos arm bc he's dead weight.

hoshino watched him go. he was very sad.

"honsisho" said boku boy. "you shoudl not feel sad. just grab the conk and steal it."

so hoshsiho grabbed the biggest conk he could find and looked sugarmama. "will this fit in my mouth?" he asked.

"if it fits in my mouth it will fit in anyones mouth." said sugarama.

"great" said hoshino and he went to the register where kaito was very mad.

"what do you mean you arent checking us out?" said him angirly.

"the only person i check out is sajimmy" said the eyepatch man, and then he did a wacky spin and copied miracle johnson.

"that is bullshit" said higucci. "why"

"because sajimmy never forgave me for not driving his truck properly so now i have to prepare a new truck for hiim to drive and it takes time." said the eyepatch man.

"that is lame" said kaito" there are plenty of trucks to drive. look!"

kaito turned around and mooned him.

just then, a man with a grey suit walked in. "majiem, you have wrecked too many trucks. it is time to answer for your crimes."

*dramatic music plays*

the man witht he grey suit punched the eye patch man in dump truck really hard.

"i worked hard for that! SAJIMYYYYY!" BELLOWED THE EYEPATCH MAN. (AN: sorry not sorry for caps)

the man outside the store slammed his magical girl manga on the floor and came inside. "what are you doing majame i thiought you were working hard to give me a better dump truck."

"i was and then there characters from the spin off came and ruined everythang!" said majieme angrily.

"majima, you are lame" said the grey suit man.

"KKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUU CCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN" said majime.

"wait a minute" said kaiot. "i was just trying to buy some bepis to fuel my dump truck and everyone is interrupting can yagami please pay and then leave.

"why am i paying" said yagami.

"because you need the dump truck the most" said kaito and flahsed a smile. and huguci nodded and hugged kaito's arm and held his hand.

"fite me 1 on1 bro" said yagami

"wait" said the man called kiryu chan. "that man with the shitty orange shirt has a big dump truck, but it's not as big as mine. espiecally because i look like im from yakuza 6 rn. it was poppin"

"wat?" said kaito "u think ur fat dump truck is fatter than mine?"

"well where do you think they got your character model?" said kiryu, and then he mooned him.

"guys, boku thinks that bokutachi shouldn't fight." said suigaura.

"wow, this boku boy really has a lot of courage, that is very incredible and i appreciate that" said sajimmy.

"whaaaaaaaaaatttttt?" said mjieme. "why are yo7u appreicate! MY DUMP TRUCK WAS PRIMED FOR YOU!"

"babe your dump truck is perfect now that you worked at donkey hotty just come home with bepis." said sajimy.

"oh ok" said majime and he took all 10 of katios berpis and walked out with samije. and they kissed but whatever (AN I dont really ship it but you guys kept asking me to write this pairing so here u go!)

"im out" said kiryu. and he left.

AN: SORRY GUYS FOR THE LATE UPDATE! i got hit by a bus but at least it wasnt a dump truck amirite x) anyway hope u enjoy!

"well now what!" said kaito "my dump truck isnt gonna maintain itself without bepis."

"well, i have conk." said hoshino gingerly.

"shove your conk up your dump truck!" said kaito madly!

sugrama sighed. "dont listen to him sweetie just put it in your mouth where it belongs".

"ok then im gonna go home and do that" said hoshino and we walked out holding the massive conk.

"wait up" said suagauma. "bokutachi can share it." and he followed him.

"anyway now wat!" said kaito. he kicked the counter angrily.

"lets go to popipopopoppo" said yagami "because yasai juusu is better for your fueling your dump truck than bepis".

"fuck youre right" said kaito. "lets go."

so they walked up tenkaichi street to go to poppo (all the other stores are gone because rgg doesnt get sponsored by them anymore). then they went inside. and a man with a big hair said hi.

"hi" he said "welcome to yasai juusu aka popoipoipipipoipo. can i help u"

"ya where da bepis at" said yagami. "my friend needs it for his massive dump trump."

"babe i thought you said we came here for juusu" said kaito. and higucci nodded because he agreeed.

"ya we can get both" said yagami "bc yasai juusu is great but how would u get a fat bubble butt without the bubbles of bepis"

"this is for my truck" said kaito

"ya" said yagami.

"ok anyway so where is it"

"ok sorry we only have bepis actually" said the man at the counter "because i drank all the yasai jutsu myself i was trying to fix my itchybum" (AN: ITCHYBUM ALWAYS SCREWS EVERYTHING UP! WORST CHARACTER! BRING MBACK KIOYRUCH AN!)

"thats fucke dup!" said hugucci. "how dare you!"

"sorry even though my name is itchybum i have no trunk." said itchguum.

"ok well we will take the bepis." said yagami.

"ok sorry for forcing u to pay before i will pay" said kaito.

"actually babe im gonna pay, i think that i should drink the bepis because we deserve for our dump trucks to be equal."

"thats romantic af" said kaito. "sorry hiugci i dont nee da sugar baby any more sugar is back for the dump truck anyway."

"nooo :(" said higuci and then he left crying. and he stepped out side and got hit by a dump truck. (AN: POOR HIGUCHI HE DSERVED BETTERR ! !)

"anyway" said kaito "ur dum litty and i love ur dimp truck thanks for wanting to have a good dump truck for me"

"its only because i love ur dump truck so much" said yagami.

and then they bought the bepis and left the store and went behind the store where you entere bar serena from in yakuza kiwami 2 and passionately smashed their dump trucks together. and they lived hapily ever after.

the end.

AN: Thanks for reading my fic! Hope you like it :) ! My next fic will be ALL about boku boy UWU