Episode 2: We're like, totally going to win!
"Campers, wake up and report to the Chef's cabin, for 'breakfast'!" chuckled Chris.
"May I assist you, my lady?" Alejandro asked Eva, smoothly.
"I don't need help from any boy!" shouted Eva.
"Hmph, maybe you won't be much use after all." muttered Alejandro.
Confessional (Alejandro): This has never happened before, no one has ever not been flattered by my looks. She has to go!
"Right team, yesterday we like, won and we can like, do it again; so, like win it again because I'm like totally the leader." announced Lindsay to her team.
"Yeah right, like Lindsay the blonde, dumb girl can lead us to victory; I'd be surprised if you don't get voted off if we lose!" sniggered Duncan.
"Hey, don't talk to my girlfriend like that!" snarled Tyler.
"Oh wow, like you can do anything." mocked Duncan.
- Tyler punches Duncan in the chest -
"Argh, don't do that again; or else!" whined Duncan.
Confessional (Duncan): Those dorks better watch out, especially Tyler...
- the campers approach Chef's cabin and enter -
"Campers! Before we start today's challenge you will all compete in an EATING CHALLENGE to determine who will get an advantage in the main challenge which one team will win immunity. Have fun!" exclaimed Chris.
"YUM! I'm starving, I haven't eaten since before we got here yesterday!" said Owen, rubbing his stomach.
"Right! For your starter, Chef has prepared TUNA EYEBALLS freshly caught by my interns. You will all get one eyeball each and your whole team will have to eat ALL OF THE EYEBALL to avoid being disqualified and the other team getting the upper hand in the challenge." explained Chris.
"Urgh, I can't eat this; it's… it's… it's disgusting, that's what it is!" complained Leshawna.
- the eyeball squirms on DJ's place -
"I can't eat this, ever since I hurt all those animals when that mummy dog cursed me, I vowed never to eat any of my animal friends again!" stated DJ.
Confessional (DJ): I just can't eat any animals man!
"With not a very eventful pre-challenge the Beavers win an advantage in the next challenge!" announced Chris.
"Well at least we know who to vote off if we lose." said Duncan snarkily.
"Hey, don't be mean, he likes his animal friends!" said Lindsay.
Confessional (Lindsay): Duncan is like so, mean!
"Now, IT'S CHALLENGE TIME! In your teams, you will climb up that treacherous-looking mountain. When you reach the peak, you will form a human bridge connecting to the peak of the mountain on the opposite side where the finish line is. Your team leader will then walk across the bridge and win the challenge for you. Beware though, because there are hungry, fresh-water sharks waiting for you at the bottom if you decide to fall. Finally, Beavers won the very boring challenge earlier so they get hiking boots. Anyway, 3… 2… 1… GO!" explained Chris, menacingly.
- the campers rush towards the mountain -
"We can like, totally win this challenge if we beat the other team!" explained Lindsay to her teammates.
"Not if DJ sees another tuna eyeball." said Duncan.
"I'm sorry okay, it's just that I love animals, and I don't wanna hurt or eat any." apologised DJ.
"Like an apology is going to help us win." spat Duncan.
- Duncan runs past DJ -
Confessional (DJ): Can't a dude just understand, I don't eat animals anymore!
"Out of my way, you've only gotta be a human bridge." stated Eva sincerely.
Confessional (Eva): It seems like everyone on my team is a wimp, especially that Alejandro fella.
"Well, my contract says that I am not aloud to perform in any activity which may physically strain me against my will so I don't have to do it!" explained Courtney.
"What contract, Chef? I don't remember Courtney even having a contract; oh wait, it just happens to be burning in that pile of tuna eyeballs. How silly of me; well I guess Courtney's contract is worthless now." explained Chris.
"NOOOO, I SAID NO SHADY BUSINESS!" screamed Courtney.
"Sorry I don't know how it got there." stated Chris innocently.
Confessional (Courtney): Chris will pay!
- the beavers near the top of the mountain while the elks have hardly made any progress with no equipment -
"Yes, we're at the peak of the mountain. Now, everybody form a bridge!" ordered Alejandro, liking his leadership role.
- everyone connects together and Alejandro starts to walk across -
"Ha, this is easy-" Alejandro started to say before he was cut off.
"I'm sorry, but THIS IS FOR CODY!" Sierra said as she removed her hands from Noah, who was in front of her and made her as well as Alejandro fall.
Confessional (Alejandro): Argh! Why is my team losing!
"Awh, they messed up. Now we can't vote DJ the animal lover off." complained Duncan.
"Yay, we're total going to win now because like, we just are." said Lindsay.
- everyone in the elks forms a bridge and Lindsay walks across -
"We've like won, like again!" said Lindsay as she passed the finish line.
Confessional (Lindsay): My team is like, totally the best team!
"Elks win, I will see the beavers, again tonight!" announced Chris.
"I've received the votes, the campers receiving a marshmallow are… Heather, Gwen, Jeoff, Noah, Eva and Bridgette. This means either Alejandro or Sierra are going home tonight, Sierra, you sacrificed yourself for someone who was on the other team, AGAIN being the reason your team lost. Alejandro, you let your team down as leader and was more focused on a certain someone then YOUR ACTUAL TEAM. But anyway, the next person to leave total drama re-imagined is… Alejandro! Alejandro, it's your turn to go BOOM!" explained Chris.
"So, you voted me, your leader." said Alejandro bluntly.
"Wow, who's going to take charge of the not so Brilliant Beavers, will the Elks win another challenge for the third time in a row and who's going to go on display in the night sky next? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Re-Imagined!" Chris asked the audience.
20th Harold.
19th Alejandro.
