Episode 3: In honour of Ezekiel!
"Campers, WAKE UP; It's an emergency!" bellowed Chris.
"What could be so important that I have to miss my beauty sleep; on my contract, it says Chris has to let me stay in bed until 9am!" whined Courtney.
"I told you, it mysteriously was burnt in that pile of tuna eyeballs over there but there are more IMPORTANT matters than your sleep!" stated Chris.
"Let me guess, Chris let Duncan blow up another cottage." said Noah.
"No, but if he does he won't be forgiven as easily." stated Chris.
"Yeah, two years in prison is 'easy'." complained Duncan.
"Now, ONTO MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS! The TWO MILLION dollars has gone missing and I need you all to go and find it. Search everywhere, if you all can't find it that means no prize money, AND NO SHOW!" explained Chris.
"Chris should really get a life because there's obviously going to be some sort of catch." complained Noah.
Confessional (Noah): Chris really thinks there's idiots on this show. Oh wait, there's Lindsay and Tyler.
"Oh, and did I mention that if someone finds the TWO MILLION DOLLARS gets to pick the new team leader for the Brilliant Beavers!" announced Chris.
"See, a catch." said Noah." snarkily.
"Right team, lets find the money, and then we can elect me!" stated Courtney.
Confessional (Courtney): If I want to win the money to get revenge on Chris I have to become leader first!
"We should totally elect Bridgette, dudes; she's rad!" explained Jeoff.
"No, whoever finds the money is obviously going to elect themselves to be leader and that is going to be me; so, I suggest you all just give up now! suggested Heather, confidently.
"Well, while you all argue and don't actually search for the money I'm going to go and actually look!" stated Noah, bluntly.
"Hm, I wonder where like, Ezekiel like is, because like he isn't like here with us right now." wondered Lindsay.
"Yeah, I haven't seen him since yesterday." replied Tyler.
"Well at least that's one loser that I don't need to deal with." said Duncan.
"Why are you like, totally like, so mean Duncan?" whined Lindsay.
"Because I've got a team of losers, that's why." stated Duncan.
- Noah finds Owen and they look for the money and approach a cave. -
"Oh wow, a mysterious-looking cave. There's definitely not going to be anything in here." said Noah sarcastically, as he walked inside.
Confessional (Noah): Chris is definitely going to be getting all the ratings this year.
"Buddy, I don't think we should go in here." said Owen, shivering.
"Owen, it'll be fine; the worst we'll see is a portrait of Chris." chuckled Noah.
- They pass Izzy in a spider costume with Cameron stuck in a web. -
"I'm going to pretend like I didn't see that." stated Noah.
"Izzy?" questioned Owen..
Confessional (Owen): What was Izzy doing in that spider Costume?
"Come on, lets keep going and try not to spot anything else like that." Noah told Owen as they both wondered what they would see next.
- They pass Dakota-Zoid and Sam kissing -
"Urgh, what are we going to see next?" groaned Noah.
"I really.. think we should go buddy." stated Owen, shivering.
- Noah ignores Owen and continues on. -
"What's that in the distance?" questioned Owen.
"Probably one of Chris's mutated interns." answered Noah.
- They continue on and see Ezekiel, mutated. -
"Looks like Ezekiel didn't get his meds." stated Noah as he noticed that Ezekiel was holding a briefcase.
Confessional (Noah) Wow, Chris is sooo original.
"Look, he's got the money." whispered Noah.
"We should try to get it." whispered Owen back.
"You don't say." muttered Noah.
- Ezekiel looks their way and growls. -
"Uh oh buddy." whimpered Owen.
"Run!" shouted Noah as he sprinted away from Ezekiel.
"Nobody tries to mess with my buddy!" yelled Owen as he picked up Ezekiel and threw him into the corner of the cave, making him drop the money.
- Owen picks up the money. -
"Owen finds the money! He will decide who becomes the new leader of the Brilliant Beavers. Also, Ezekiel will face the explosion of shame as Chef forgot to give him his medication." announced Chris.
- Ezekiel is carried to the firework for his explosion of shame. -
"Ai weel wune Krist!" muttered Ezekiel, his speech distorted as he shot away.
"Now campers, Owen needs to choose the new member of the Brilliant Beavers!" exclaimed Chris.
"I choose my buddy, Noah!" announced Owen.
"Me, the leader?" said Noah, acting surprised.
Confessional (Heather): Of all people, WHY NOAH?
"Campers, you may all think that you're safe because Ezekiel was blown off the island but today's challenge is going to make my ratings sky-high! In honour of Ezekiel, you have to search across the island for some sort of mutant creature and then feed Ezekiel's ex-medication to him and if it turns the mutant back into whatever it was before your team wins immunity! Elks, because Owen found the money you get a packet of Ezekiel's pills but the beavers have to steal a pack from Chef who will have his meatball cannon! Now, GO!" announced Chris.
"Great, the pipsqueak is our leader now." complained Heather.
"Well at least I know where to find a mutant." replied Noah.
"Where then?" mocked Heather.
"Follow me." answered Noah.
- Noah leads his team to the cave from earlier. -
"What's that spider doing to that kid?" asked Jeoff.
Confessional (Jeoff): Was that the kid that won season four..?
- They reach Dakota-Zoid. -
"Here." said Noah and Eva picked Dakota-Zoid up and started to run back to camp.
- The Beavers arrive at camp. -
"C'mon give her the pill!" ordered Eva.
"Alright, I'm doing it!" answered Courtney.
Confessional (Courtney): Eva is so bossy!
- Courtney feeds her the pill and Dakota-Zoid transforms into a human again. -
"The Beavers win, for the first time in a while! I will see the Elks tonight for their first elimination ceremony of the season! announced Chris.
Confessional (Eva): This Noah guy could be really useful...
"Average Elks, I received the votes. The campers getting a marshmallow are...: Tyler, Sadie, Leshawna, Cody, DJ, Katie and Lindsay. This means that either Owen or Duncan is leaving the island! Duncan, you were very toxic to your teammates and tried to blame others. Owen, you decided a new leader for the other team and they then won! But now, the next person leaving Total! Drama! Re-Imagined! is... Duncan!" announced Chris.
"Argh, stupid team!" complained Duncan as he shot up and away.
"Will Noah earn more respect from his team, will the Elks create a losing streak and who's turn will it to go bye bye and then BOOM into the sky? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Re-Imagined!" explained Chris.
20th Harold.
19th Alejandro.
18th Ezekiel.
17th Duncan.
